As The Male Sarah Palin, Marco Rubio's Risible Third-Place Loser Speech Shows Why He'll Never Be The Nominee

Gods damn, Marco Rubio is a loser, and he lost big tonight, but only in exceptional America can the idiot who came in third with less than a quarter of the vote run out on the tee vee and hop around with a straight face and imbecilic sincerity like he just won the fucking Tour de France spouting some deranged and incoherent word salad.  Loser.  Rubio is the male version of Sarah Palin.