Sad Day When The Gossip Kids Make More Sense Than Welfare Academia

Or maybe not so sad, really.  At least the gossip folks have a chance for a sane perspective due to the fact that their collective head or heads are not quite so far up their ass or asses.  Plus the gossip people probably actually like their lives and are not embittered demi-failures desperately squealing and slobbering for their dream of that most desirable sinecure as tenured pissboy for the non-selective and non-selected cohort of the political establishment.