Is Wussy Christgau's Reason?

Christgau's very rarely vital or original, but is Wussy the reason he was born, the reason he worked as a critic?  Certainly the one place where the best argument could be made for the vital cruciality of Robert Christgau is Wussy.  Christgau's been on the Wussy bandwagon for fucking ever--getting word out and lending what passes for his critical judgement and credibility to the band--and maybe that's been his true mission of his life all along.  Nothing wrong with that.  It's more useful for humanity than what many have done or will do.  Better than you, anyway.