Trump's Bike Race

Now even the squares are talking about Trump's bike race.  Seen through the eyes of the provincial political idiots, Trump's bike race must seem like an inexplicable artifact, and the fact that it was bought out, got its name changed, and then folded makes it merely an odd-ball historical artifact.  Trump, or in reality someone in his organization, had their sights on the marketing possibilities in a yuge international spectacle, but that shit did not work out for them in our exceptional America.  Now we have some clueless gawkers looking backward but not much else.