There's Nothing In Baton Rouge Worth Shooting Someone Over

Nothing at all.  Cops.  Not cops.  Dog walkers.  Dog catchers.  Dogs.  Don't shoot them.  What the fuck is wrong with all the guntard assholes in this country?  Our police are over-armed and scared shitless, and our teabagging shitheads and other exceptional American racist assholes are running around everywhere with guns.  We are truly fucked.