Opie makes shitty movies. This garbage fire of a filmed product was based on a good story, a true story, an exceptionally American story, and yet Opie managed to make it look flat and fake and cheap. Poor Thor is no movie star, and he can't carry a movie. The best you could say about this thing was that it went by pretty quickly. The Herman Melville scenes completely pulled the audience out of the story, though, so it's too bad Opie and his merry band of assholes couldn't trust that people knew who the fuck Herman Melville was and what
Moby Dick is. Jesus.
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