Virag's Movie Reviews: Jupiter Ascending (2015)

This movie was so embarrassingly goofy, with so many poor choices in evidence, and so cheap-looking that you wonder why it was even completed.  The Wachowskis made one mildly entertaining film once, and The Matrix, but jesus fucking christ, who is dumb enough to finance flicks like this?  There were a couple of fun ideas in the film, but the rest was such a dumb fucking mess.  Plus the CGI was often horribly flat and boring, and in a film that relies so much on digital cartoons, that's deadly.  Jupiter Ascending sucked major ass and felt way longer than it was.