Hillary's Rigging The Polls! It's True!! As Long As You Don't Understand How Polls Work!!!

Or what oversampling means.  Or math.  Or English.  If you don't know anything, it's VERY clear that Hillary's RIGGING the polls.  But if have a passing familiarity with statistics or basic mathematics or reality, and you know a tiny bit about how polls work, well, then you understand that these reactionary fucktards are getting themselves all lathered up about pretty much nothing that matters to them.  They're idiots, but they're such ginormous idiots that they're screaming the proof of that risible stupidity right up in our faces.