We Should All Pray To Jesus Fucking Christ That The Astounding Tedium Of Kaine V Pence Will Cause The Universe To Implode

The soul-sucking tedium and nasty right-wing politics of those two disgusting, boring old white guys on your tee vee should surely tear a hole in the continuum of our universe, initiating a final collapse back into infinite non-existence.  Please.  It's the best we can hope for now.  Come on, jesus, you greasy motherfucker, do us a solid this once.