Imagine Being The Junior Staffer/Lackey Who Was Ordered To Explain To Rick Perry What The NSC Is

What a fucking nightmare.  And I'm sure if you complained, you'd get shitcanned immediately.  So some fucking smarmy smart-guy from Oberlin or teabagging fuckface from Claremont McKenna got forced to take the folder and go see Perry with the idea that Rick Perry has no idea what the NSC is or does.  That's almost worse than having to change Dick Cheney's diaper.