The Federalist Is Dumber Than Donald Trump On His Most Senile Grandpa Simpson/John McCain Day

Jesus motherfucking christ on horseback. Reading is hard.  My fucking 10 year old was able to understand the fucking Handmaid's Tale, but poor slow-witted Bre Payton is not much for reading comprehension.  That's okay.  At Ben Domenech's place all you gotta be is a plagiarist and you're golden.  Brains or the good sense the gods gave to the average mineral not required.