How Fucking Low Are You When Peggy Noonan Calls You A Pussy?

The Nooners is not exactly what anyone would mistake for a vibrant wit, so when she lets loose in the papers with the day-drinking grandma old-lady snark calling you a gods-damned nancyboy, well, fuck, you're pretty much nothin'.  Trump's lost Nooners because he's not a stoic sexy big-dicked man's man like the Ronny Raygun of Peggy's masturbatory marathons.  Trump's a pussy, and pussy don't get Nooners wet and sticky.