Ruh-Roh, Porky Charles Payne Was A Very Naughty Boy With A Mentally-Infirm Floozy

Chunks of love Charlie Payne spent three years dicking that fucking pathetic moron Scottie Nell Hughes as a side piece but couldn't deliver on what that whore really wanted, a job with Fox "News", so now the Fox Uncle Tom is busted.  Heh, that's fucking sweet.  Another tawdry cheating story by a couple of ardent right-wing family values assholes.  Thanks, Trump.  Enjoy this Mazel Tov cocktail!