Rob "Punchy-The-Mormon" Porter: Sick Of Winning, But Never Sick Of Punching Sluts

"Shut the fuck up, cunt, and make me a sammich!" is the new GOP motto! MAGA!!  I'm glad a wicked cool Mormon bro like Porter finally has a nice, obedient slut like Hope Hicks to fuck.  As long as she doesn't talk back, Porter will probably not punch her too much at all.  And if he has to smack her around here and there to remind her who's boss, well, that's making America greater again one punch at a time!  Porter is a conservative Mormon so he has direct permission from whatever stupid made-up god Mormons worship to kick the shit outa mouthy whores as needed, and he's a rock-ribbed GOP stalwart who worked for Orrin Hatch so he fits right in with the rest of the racist reactionary shitheads on the Trump team.  Thanks, Trump!