Surely Melania Trump Is Jealous That Stormy Daniels Had A Successful Career In Adult Entertainment And Didn't Have To Marry An Obese Orange Loser With A Tiny Dick

Melania just couldn't make that naked modelling career work, so she had to settle for a marriage to a used-up television host.  Stormy Daniels, though, she did it all herself, and she didn't have to marry an elderly fat orange loser with a little peen pretending to be a billionaire.  Stormy Daniels' kid is not a prop to insure court-ordered child support.  Melania must hate that shit.