Huckabee Sings

Chief Of Staff John Kelly Is Now Officially Sick Of So Much Winning

Idiot is too kind a description of Trump.  Kelly will be fired soon, and Trump can act as his own Chief of Staff.  That'll be fun.

Imagine Being So Dumb That You Trusted Something From Anthony Watts

Seriously, if you nod in agreement or shout with glee because you believe something spewed up by the dimwit drop-out tee vee weatherman who gets paid by the Heartland Institute to confuse a very specific cohort of absolute rock-ribbed racist teabagging lunkheads, then I hate to tell you, but you're a fucking moron.  Jesus christ, conservatives are fucking stupid.  It's like a circle jerk when nobody can find their dick.

Proov

I'm Pretty Sure This Wood Bike Is A Joke

Sweet motherfucking jesus on toast, it better be.  Furniture guitars are bad enough, but this heinous Montauk furniture bike thing must be a troll, spoofing the incredible gullibility and indescribable inanity of the twit demographic.  I fucking hope so.

Donald Trump Is The Biggest Beta Cuck Pussy In The Solar System

Trump would not have lasted two minutes into Michelle Wolf's bit at the WHCD.  Trump would have been crying like a little snowflake bitch.  He's a fucking coward, that's why he skipped the thing for the second year in a row.  Chickenshit pussy.  GOP leader.  Trump.

Michelle Wolf Destroyed The White House Correspondents Dinner--Flint Still Doesn't Have Clean Water And Trump's Not Rich!

No wonder the pearl-clutching pissboys and pissgirls from the establishment media were losing their minds: Michelle Wolf obliterated them.  And it was funny.  Sure, she said very plainly that Trump wasn't rich and that Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a disgusting liar, but Wolf mostly made the entire DC establishment look like the third-rate whores they are.  She went after Pence for his religious zealotry, too.  Can't have any truth told.  But all the stooges from the New York Times and NBC News will pretend that Wolf called Sanders ugly even though she did not because it makes a beautiful defection from the things Wolf did say.  "Flint still doesn't have clean water."

The New Math

Even Atrios Sees Through The Establishment Neoliberal Bullshit About Uber-Hack Joy Reid

Herr Doktor Duncan Atrios Black has always seemed like a good guy, but he never hid the fact that he was mostly right there with all the rock-ribbed Democratic Party establishment cool kids at the head table talking shop with the folks in charge and looking for the next gig in the ladder up to the establishment idiot village--he works for David Brock in some capacity which allows him not to work for example.  Atrios has always been a bit more honest though, and this Joy Reid thing is really stressing him out.  When you've got consummate cocksuckers like Kos and that piece of shit Kos pissboy Armando Big Tent Democrat LLorens and the world's dumbest person Imani Gandy spouting bullshit 24/7 in the face of overwhelming evidence that Joy Reid is a lying sack of shit, seeing Atrios start to unravel is a good sign, I think.  Atrios may pal around with those fuckers and shitbirds like the welfare academia dolts, but he's better and smarter and more honest than they are.  Welcome to the party, pal.  Though you've been at the party a wicked long time, dude.  Anywho.  Thanks, Trump!

What Age

Neo-Vintage Fisking Of Jim Brown By Dave Zirin

Jim Brown.  A leader because he was a football hero and only because he was a football hero.  Not at all surprising that he's not much of anything else beyond that.  Being a GOP supporter is fucking heinous, though.  No excuse for that shit.

Brutal Drive-By Auto-Fisking Of A Vintage Interwebs Democratic Pissboy

Too stupid to be farce, even. Jesus.  The best thing you can say about Markos Moulitsas is that he found a way to get paid bigly as a pissboy, so he's not an entry-level rock-ribbed establishment neoliberal stooge any more.  Not entry-level.

Dis And Dat

Motherfucking Bill Cosby, Working Blue And Sick Of So Much Winning

Bill Cosby is the prototype of the Uncle Tom for the Fox generation. What an asshole!  Good to this hateful piece of shit finally getting a tiny slice of what he deserves.  Thanks, Trump!

HamNo: Class Warrior Gossip Kid

(That's a good thing.)  Bringing a little reality to the world of kids and their gossip and video games and rapping is a righteous mission, so all the fine feathered friends out there should be glad NoHam HamNo is on the job.

Untidal

Drive-By Fisking Imani Gandy Is Something Something Fish/Barrel

The Angry Black Lady really is the dumbest person.  Why do you mercilessly and continually cob yourself unless you are an unrepentant fuckhead?  Gandy is very obviously a dullard of the highest order in addition to being the world's worst lawyer, trade mark.  Thanks, Trump!

Kicking Karoli Kuns When She's Down Is The Best Thing In America

A simple drive-by fisking is a thing we all should love.  Kuns is competent careerist dipshit and enthusiastic entry-level pissgirl.  It's a living.

I'm Pretty Sure Every Dem Would Take A 15-25 Point Improvement In Every Polling Place

And Republicans are dumber than dog shit.  That crazy mutant Franks won his races by 30, and Trump won by 20, so the Dems look pretty fucking smart about now in AZ08, especially considering that the Dem will have a good shot of winning six months from now.  The Dems are gonna flip a fuckload of GOP seats if they improve 15-25 points in every polling station in every race, and given the state of the GOP, they might actually fucking do that.  The baggatrons and seemingly every other flavor of creepy, numb-skulled Trumptard reject are crowing today about winning that fucking AZ race when they should be running off a fucking cliff in order to save themselves the embarrassment of losing bigly to fucking Dems in so many supposedly safe Republican races.

This Is Just A Good Pop Song

Fisking Joy Reid Turns Out To Be Easier Than Cake!

Even pie! So a drive-by fisking of Joy Reid makes a claim to be the brutal dismantling of a bigoted airhead and conservative tee vee asshole that we all need so badly.  Thanks, Trump!  Reid was a small-minded, careerist bigot all along.  Who knew.  Nice to see that Hilbot fuckhead Reid get outed as the vile homophobe she's always been.  Reid won't lose her gig, though.  As a neoliberal Tom she's way too valuable to the rock-ribbed political and media establishment. 

Like Able

Doctor Admiral Ronny Jackson Is Drunk Right Now And Sick Of So Much Winning

All that winning tastes like cheap gin when you're an admiral doctor.  Maybe Jackson can get even more shitfaced and go over to shitty doctor Ben Carson's house and make fun of Carson's picture of Klingon jesus.  That would at least be good tee vee.  Thanks, Trump!

Joy Reid, Ruh Roh

Careerist douchenozzle Joy Reid has a little bitty gay problem.  And she's lying about it.  Ruh-roh.  I think Reid is securely latched onto the bottom rung of the ladder leading up to the establishment media idiot village tee vee salon, so it's unlikely she'll get knocked off over fags.  But it's nice to be reminded that our media stars are terrible people in addition to being fucking morons.

The Federalist Gets More Insipid And More Addled By The Day, And Who Owns The Federalist, Anyway?

Maybe vapid conservative dipshit David Harsanyi knows who funds The Federalist.  Or maybe he doesn't.  He might not even care as long as his wingnut welfare jobs program check doesn't bounce!  It doesn't matter dumb you are when you get the same welfare noted plagiarist Ben Domenech-McCain gets!  Fun to watch 'em get all angsty as their kingdom of inanity crumbles, tho.

Call Him By His Name

Worthy Neo-Vintage Fisking Of The Weird, Rock-Ribbed Neoliberal Dolt And Creepy Homosexual Kurt Eichenwald

Unfortunately, the old favorite "live boy or dead girl" quip about life in the political universe is bullshit, because Eichenwald was caught with the live boy, but anywho, the weird gay stuff is not the real, or at least not the most important part of the story of the fatuous Kurt Eichenwald.  Eichenwald was always a buffoon, and a reliably rock-ribbed establishment conservative at that, but as outlined in the worthy long-form fisking by Alex Nichols, Kurt Eichenwald was from the very beginning a classic over-privileged twit, relentlessly failing upward with the imprimatur of that media establishment.  The fact that he got fucking crazier as he went along only means that Eichenwald has been a bit more entertaining over the years than the usual establishment village idiot, and in that he's quite a bit like Trump, actually.

Tankini

If You Can Find A More Evil Nation On Earth Than Israel, Nuke It

Business Insider is so fucking gross, it almost makes The Federalist seem sane.  Natalie Portman may be a horrible person and worse actress, but that's not saying much.  If Portman were a decent human, she would support the BDS movement completely, as all civilized humans do, and she would hate the Zionists utterly. 

The Black Gossip Kids Defending The Execrable Kanye West Is Not A Good Look

Not very smart.  Kanye is a cheap clown, risible moron, and two-bit hack, so when anyone tries to defend him, they wind up look like clowns themselves.  The only thing anyone should heap on Kanye is derision. 

Shania Twain: Sick Of All That Winning And Proof Mutt Lange Wasn't The Biggest Hack Moron In Canada

Apparently Shania's only real purpose is to make people think Mutt Lange was not the biggest fucking tool in that dumb marriage.  Otherwise, Shania's like a better-preserved, Canadian Sarah Palin.  Thanks, Trump.

Jonathan Alter On His Knees Lovingly Sucking The Dick Of The Conservative Establishment?

Shocking!  But Alter sees the truth.  Now is not the time for center-left Democrats.  Now is not the election to run any principled candidates.   No, this is the time for every Dem to rally around the rock-ribbed neoliberal status quo.  We can run on popular and obvious center-left ideas another time.  Of course.  Later.  Much later.

We Couldn't Be Heros

Mitt? Mitt Romney? Sick Of All That Winning? Fuck, Yeah!

Trump should fucking love Mitt Romney since Romney is clearly one of the few Republicans who suck harder than Trump himself.  The only thing Trump's GOP can do is lose, and Romney is a yuge fucking loser.  Thanks, Trump!

Lance Armstrong: Beautiful Brave Exceptional American Asshole--And Greg LeMond Remains A TDF Champion

Patrick Redford goes off for the civilians in the audience, as cycling fans know this shit by heart after all these years.  But still, it's a fucking spectacle that Armstrong managed turn a can't-lose story of a true fucking hard guy monster bike racer into a nasty joke because Armstrong himself is such a fucking completely rotten and stupid motherfucker.  Probably worse than Armstrong the man was the army of idiot Americans who cheered him on when anybody with a functioning cerebral cortex could see good ole Lance was a doped as the rest of those fuckers in that race.  Add in the fact that Armstrong was a proud Texas shithead, and it became a recipe for brave beautiful American asshattery extraordinaire.  Armstrong was and is garbage and deserves whatever justice comes his way, karmic or otherwise.  Greg LeMond remains a champion and is probably the only person in this whole story who comes out looking like a fucking god.  LeMond was right all along, about cycling and Lance Armstrong.

Heely

Somec Bikes Need To Be Painted In Neon Puke

Blue is not on point.  There's a thing as too much pantographing, too.  Columbus MS is cool, though.

Screaming Lunatic Trumptards Are Killing You

These are the saddest dimwits in the history of the universe.  Anyone this easily duped has no business living another second.  We should feel no pity at all for these sorry fuckers.  There's no longer any excuse for this shit.

The Black Gossip Kids Are The Bigger Idiots Because They Have More To Lose

Spoiled white kids can be neoliberal shitheads and obtuse Hillary lovers if they want, and it will never be a big deal because comfortable white people are one of the most protected classes of asswipe in America, but the black gossip kids, those folks have so much more to lose by being complete fucking dolts and vapid neoliberal stooges.  Far too many black voters fell for the lie that Bernie Sanders was somehow a racist old Jew who didn't care anything for the brothers and sisters out there in the hood.  That was nifty politics but utter bullshit, and that vile harpy Hillary managed to lose to Donald Trump when Sanders would have crushed Trump easily.  Oops.

Never

Trump Was Always A Pathetic Loser, Never Rich, And Forbes Magazine Was Always Shit

Never rich. Trump was never rich. Too bad Forbes couldn't figure that out in the 80s.  Forbes had Trump at $100 million and it was really $5 million.  Oops.  Plus Trump was weird and sad enough to pretend he was someone else in a pathetic attempt to get himself some rich guy cred.  This is all very creepy and stupid, but now it is a bigger problem than ever.  Brilliant!

In Guiliani, Trump Has Managed To Find The Only Bigger Beta Cuck Loser Left On Earth

Rudy Giuliani is pretty much the last guy left that Trump can push around.  Even Michael Cohen will trade jail time for Trump's scaly orange hide, so Giuliani is the only man left on the planet who is a bigger beta cuck loser than Trump himself.  Even Chris "Moby's Dick" Christie wouldn't debase himself this way now.  Thanks, Trump!

Call!

Hey! Lance Armstrong Is Sick Of All The Winning, Too!

Floyd Landis can use his cut of the settlement to help fund his weed business.  That's cool.  Armstrong is another rock-ribbed Texas dumbfuck who is very confused about all that winning we got going here.  On the other hand, every day is a pretty good day for Greg LeMond these days. 

Hips And

That Loathsome Twit Cocksucker Bruce K And That Cunt Barbara Bush

That Bruce K motherfucker is as big a shitbird on that board as the centaur and Israeli-fascist fuckface.  Thank the gods that that one FlashUNC guy stood up for truth and decency.  The rest of the mealy-mouthed twits including that closet-case tough guy are worthless cockbags.  That ugly old cunt Barbara Bush was no strong, eloquent woman; she was a hard right bigot and rock-ribbed racist, as disgusting a human being as ever lived, and the world is a better place today without her in it.  Too bad her death was nine decades too late.

Fatuous Bemused Dimwit Nikki Haley Is Suddenly Sick And Confused Over All The Winning

Poor dumb Nikki can't quite figure out what all that winning means in the age of Trump.  Haley was too stupid to run South Carolina properly, so anything in the civilized world is clearly beyond her, no matter how much of an unctuous cocksucker Larry Kudlow may be.  Thanks, Trump.

Wonderful Drive-By Fisking Of Joy Reid

Moar.  This is the good stuff, slamming that worthless neoliberal asshole and bigot Reid with her own words.  Rock on.

Reel In

Purple 3Rensho

Good: the color, the wheels, and some of the components.  Much awful: the bars, the brake lever position, the cable routing, the cables, the seatpost, the shifter braze-on.

Charlie Dent, Another Motherfucker So Sick Of Winning That He's Running Away

Not even gonna wait till January. That fucker's out!  Charlie Dent, beautiful exceptional Republican, is clearly very sick of all that winning.  The winning is just too much for him to take.  Bigly winning bigly.  Thanks, Trump.

You Can't Blame Johnny Marr For Not Wanting To Be Married To Morrissey

You do blame him--it's ok, we all do--but you should blame Marr for not taking the side of Rourke and Joyce against Steven Patrick Morrissey.  That was fucking bullshit.  Of course, Marr also should have realized long before any of that shit that The Smiths were better than Morrissey or Marr would ever be apart (except for The The) and worked hard enough, doing whatever was necessary, to placate the bombastic racist dipshit and keep the band together or get it back together when it was still possible a hundred years ago.  Blame Marr for that, too.

Sean Hannity Can't Stop ALL THE WINNING, Debbie Schlussel Edition

So, Michael Cohen offers only one service, getting rid of whore problems, and Debbie Schlussel may have been a whore of Hannity's who needed shutting up.  That would be a reason for Hannity to hire Cohen. 

So.  Much.  Winning.

Bigly.

Thanks, Trump.

Brutal, Necessary Drive-By Fisking Of Karoli Kuns

Time for that idiot Karoli to delete her account.  Fisking neoliberal stooges like Kuns and the rest of the Hillary airhead army is plenty of fun in a greased-pig sort of fashion, but it's only the first step to fixing what's so very wrong with our society.  

A Good Day For Jennifer Fitzgerald And A Good Day For America

Jennifer Fitzgerald probably hated that vile bitch as much as Bush himself--and as much as America.  Forty, fifty years ago Bush and Fitzgerald could have maybe have had some gross racist Republican sexytime fun on that vile harpy's grave, but certainly Bush is no fun for anyone now unless your fetish is thoughtless drooling and noxious old dude diapers.

Free Advice

What Does Sean Hannity's Wife Jill Rhodes Think About Hannity Being A Client Of The Whoremonger's Lawyer?

Michael Cohen has three clients and one function: paying off sluts.  So what does Mrs. Sean Hannity think of all this beautiful bigly winning and her husband needing Cohen's sole service?  I would imagine Mrs. Hannity's divorce attorney is thinking about upgrading from that stupid fucking condo to a tip-top beachfront house in Aruba this afternoon.  Thanks, Trump!

Sean Motherfucking Hannity: Sick Of All That Winning! Bigly!

These are the greatest of end days.  Watching the turd empire collapse on itself is the last bit of joy we will ever know.  But Trump, the poxied orange shitgibbon that he is, has destroyed the even the last of the Fox "News" faithful.  It is a wonder to behold.  Sean Hannity, perhaps the one man alive even dumber than Donald Trump.

If You're A Pathetic Racist Conservative Loser, Where Do You Find Friends?

Shitsville Station!  Creepy teabaggers need a place to go to be fed the conservative bullshit and be told that they're the smart and cool kids, so enjoy.  Thanks, Trump.

Outside It's Not America

Safe Easy Abortions Are The Greatest Gift Of Human Civilization

If only more conservatives--really every conservative--could somehow be aborted right this fucking second so they would shut the fuck up with all this backward ass jesus fucking bullshit, and let the decent people have lives of dignity and sanity.  Abortion is an absolute right, but conservatives suck greasy dog dick.

Inside The Trump White House

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Republican Man Of The Year: Don't Wait Until Those Teenaper Thug Niggers Ring Your Bell Before You Shoot Them

Stupid for an exceptional white man to let the little spear chuckers get that close.  Hunt 'em where they hang out, crack houses.  Thug gangs.  Midnight basketball.  White girls' bedrooms.  Get your white man's gun and find those black bastards out in the wild and shoot them there.  Once they get onto your property, you are too late.  They've touched your doorbell, so you gotta burn the house down to get rid of the STDs.  No decent Republican should even have one of those blahs walking on their sidewalks.  Shoot!  I am the Republican Man of the Year.

Trump's Piss Tape Was Always Real

Of course it was.  The whole piss tape story was too weird and specific to be a complete fabrication.  And everything in the report has been true so far, so the piss tape shit will be too.  The Trump piss tape was always our exceptional American destiny.  Thanks, Trump.

Diffrent

Think Of The Kid's Naps

Wendy Vitter Is A Stupid Cunt, And Her Husband David Vitter Shits In Diapers While Hookers Spank Him

Wendy Vitter: Stupid cunt--and not simply for still being married to disgusting diaper pervert and whoremonger David Vitter.  Nope, Wendy Vitter is a stupid cunt because she thinks abortion kills children when in fact abortions terminate pregnancies because women have basic human rights and can make their own health care and reproductive choices without stupid cunts like Wendy Vitter telling them what to do.  What a stupid cunt.

It Makes

Eric Greitens: Conservative, Rapist, Republican, Teabagger, And Sick Of So Much Winning

Really fucking sick!  Greitens is exactly the sort candyass who is really going to enjoy his time in prison.  Winning!  Thanks, Trump.

Teabagging Fuckface And Convicted Felon Steve Stockman Is Really Fucking Sick Of All The Winning

When did winning mean decades in prison for Republicans?  Thanks, Trump!

Have Some

What If You Knew So Little About The Mekons?

Why would you write anything and make yourself look like an asshole?  Fear and Whiskey was their debut?  What the actual fuck?  They did have the internets in 2006, so this Jason Schneider is a real stupid fuckstick.

Metronome Perfect Jazz Pop Wanking

Signal Boost Of A Deliciously Brutal Fisking Of Wonkette

Timely bit of signal-boosting for a joyously vicious if a tiny bit facile fisking of the odious Wonkette, especially the modern version helmed by the obscenely useless Rebecca Schoenkopf.  Don't get me wrong, it's a righteous fisking, but Schoenkopf is such a fucking shithead that Alex Nichols had no need to be so gentle.

Gone Today, Gone Tomorrow

Paul Ryan, Fatuous Loser, Is Sick Of So Much Winning

A great day for America and the world.  Trump's destruction of the GOP is so total that even a creepy loser like Ryan has to quit.  This is some fun shit.  And another seat the Dems are sure to win in November.  Trump is beyond toxic to everyone with an R after their name.  Thanks, Trump!

Sooz

Christians Are Idiots, Bill Hybels Edition

Fuck this creepy perv Hybels, but shame on anyone in America with an IQ in double digits for calling themselves a christian at this point.  These people are all hypocrites at best and disgusting racists and child rapists at worst.  Fuck them all in their face holes.

Trouble In The Land

Looks Like The Fucking Rugby Micks Should Lay Off The Booze If They Can

Ireland unites to rape women. Not a good look.  Rugby players are heroes because they beat the bad guys, but jesus fucking christ on a toasted bagel, don't rape you fucking assholes.  Put down the whiskey and don't rape people. 

Sick Winning Touch

Michael Cohen, Sick Of All The Winning? Fuck, Yeah!

Sad!  Cohen was a skeevy criminal and graduate of the worst law school in America (tm) who just couldn't stop sucking Trump's dick long enough to keep himself out of jail probably.  Now he's Sick.  Of.  So.  Much.  Winning.  This shit is getting fucking wicked fun now, so, as always, thanks, Trump!

Wrinkly Old Slut And Teabagging Shithead A.J. Delgado Deserves Jason Miller And Trump

That skanky tramp A.J. Delgado is getting exactly what she deserves.  First off, she was fucking dumb as shit to have the fucking bastard at all, and she was also a real fucking two-bit whore to fuck a married loser like Jason Miller.  She loves her some Trump, too, so I hope she is in the inner circles of her own personal slutty hell with that horrible bastard for all eternity.

How Narrow Can Bike Chains Get? Campagnolo Thinks They Know

Yeesh. What's beyond farce?  At some point, the chains, cogs, and chainrings will get so fucking narrow that you'll need some hyper-expensive materials so you can get even 2000 kms out of them.  Welcome to the brave new world of thousand dollar cassettes and chains.  Brilliant!  Plus the components are all hideously clunky. 

Political Song for A Junkie Slut Like Issy to Sing

The Last Time Kobe Bryant Surprised A Young Woman, It Did Not End Well

This is actually a disgusting spectacle, and everyone involved not named Kobe Bryant should have known better.  The guy's a fucking rapist who managed to keep his sorry ass out of jail because he is rich and famous. It's fine that Bryant has worked for 15 years to flush his rape from the collective memory and rebrand himself as a nice guy, but Ellen DeGeneres is a fucking piece of shit for enabling this nonsense.  And the girl should read up a little bit before choosing a sexual predator as a hero.  Nice work, America.

Cleveland, Always Keepin' It Classy

They seem nice.  Cleveland, Ohio was always a nasty shithole to rival Boston for racist asswipe losers, and it's comforting to know some things will never, ever change.  Thanks, Trump.

Wholes

Lispy Greaseball Rudy Giuliani Will Soon Have More Ex-Wives Than Even The Orange Shitgibbon

Motherfucking Giuliani is so fucking sick of winning with the ladies!  Even a tramp like Judith Nathan won't put up with his misshapen bald head and greasy anus face.  Fabulous!  Thanks, Trump.

Limey Pussy Gym Rat And Jesus Fluffer: Closet Case

I get the feeling this dude has some serious issues.  He sounds like a complete dolt, but closet cases are generally not mistaken for scholarship winners or anything.

Super, Girl

Blake Farenthold: One Greasy Motherfucker Sick To Death Of All That Winning

That's what a disgusting fat fucking winner looks like? Or loser? Yes, loser.  Blake Farenthold is not gonna be intimately familiar with anything resembling winning for a long fucking time.  Heh, indeedy.  Thank, Trump!

Imagine Being As Big An Asshole As This Fucking Nimrod MAGAPirate

Sweet motherfucking jesus kristie.  Guy's clearly a very stable genius though.  He's figured out the chemtrails and the guns and the jews, so just fucking brilliant.  Good lookin' fella, too.

Girltalk

Kevin Williamson: Sick Of Fucking Winning

Couldn't happen to a nicer piece of human filth.  Kevin Williamson is a risible loser, but he's also a complete nasty motherfucker, the lowest of the low, so all the good people can point and laugh at how fucking pathetic and stupid he is.  Thanks, Trump!

Lady's Choice

American Cake

Scott Walker Is Fucking Sick Of All That Winning!

Sick!  Walker is so sick of winning that he can only lose everything.  Somebody get that creepy fucker an aspirin or some shit.

More Fun With Bill O'Reilly

O'Reilly really didn't want that evidence to get out.  Probably tons of shit about Indochinese ladyboys and phone sex with Eric Bolling and shit.  Gross.

The Sports Gossip Kids Interview Superman

What does it take to be a star?  Not an easy answer.  Never an easy answer.  (Patrick Redford does a decent job covering cycling for the gossip kids sports division.)  Oskar Svedsen may have Superman's VO2 max, but being the next Merckx or LeMond is not that simple.  It's all about the show in the biz.

Twit Jamboree! Or Flea Circus?

Anywho, these clueless over-privileged dickheads think they understand how anything works.  It's funny.  What's even more hilarious is when that Burnette asshole starts puking up quotes without source till someone realizes it's some bullshit Kraut's blog or some shit and then he disappears.  Brilliant!  That guy's as big an asshole as those Centaur and Legendti cocksuckers.  For what it's worth, Sram is not in the bike component business.  Well, they are, but to them those components are just lowest-possible-cost widgets.  Sram would be in kitchen supplies or sex toys if they thought they could make that business work better.  Nobody at Sram gives a shit about cycling. 

Here's A Thread That'll Make You Want To Choke Somebody

Twits are everywhere.  This is a doomed society.  And Fort Wayne is like the 14th circle of Hell.

Voices Carry

Tossered

Get The Fuck Out

Matt Taibbi Sees The End For The Dems And GOP

Good riddance.  Either our political system will crack under the ineptitude of two hard-right conservative major parties, or the entire society will collapse into ruin.  Whatever.

Elite Schools Are Wasted On 90% Of Their Students

Whether they're elite boarding schools or elite colleges, most of the students are heartbreakingly unsuited to the best the instituions have to offer.  But that's also their inherent nature.  Elite schools are not elite because of elite students but because they're elitist.  Big diff.  Sure, there are some smart kids at Andover and Groton and Harvard and Williams, but most are just average or below kids who come from money or are otherwise important to the school in ways besides intellect.  Maybe 10% at any one time are the sharp, hard-working kids who are capable of extraordinary achievement.  Many of the rest are fine, but Yale could fill its undergraduate class with only the best students free-of-charge, but that's not what Yale is for.  

The Greatest Honor Cecile Richards Will Ever Get: Screaming Incoherence From The Theocrat Cockbags And Plagiarists At The Federalist

I'm sure this was plagiarized from somewhere per editor Ben Domenech-McCain's example.  Cecile Richards obviously did something right if the soft-headed jesus fluffers at The Federalist are lathered up.  Thanks, Trump!

Blooo

'American M16' Is By Far The Worst Bike Name Ever

Worse than Uzzi, even.  Worse than the idiotic names Serottas had.  In the 25 years since this heyday of American Bicycle and their alu frames, the name has become somehow so much more offensive.  I guess we are a diseased society.  16" chainstays were fucking wicked, though.

Twits Are Hilarious When They Think They Know Something, Exhibit A

Pro Tip: They know nothing, John Stowe.  But the over-privileged twits know how to suck up and shit.  That's something.

Jessica Valenti, Delete Your Account--And Everything Else

Hilariously inept.  It's past time we completely ignored these shallow simps like Jessica Valenti.  All the brutal drive-by auto-fiskings in the world cannot make up for the loathsome vacancy.  Only the most disgusting neoliberal stooges could not see the truth about Sanders and Clinton.  For what it's worth, her husband works for the vile preening cockbags at Vox, the Democratic Party's own Breitbart and formerly worked for shamelessly careerist pissboy Josh Marshall.  Jessica Valenti is as much a part of the problem as the most racist teabagger.

Mass Whole

Regardless, The NCAA Women's Final Is Much Better On Sunday Than It Ever Was On Tuesday

The NCAA rarely gets anything right, but this is the better way.  Nobody gave a flying fuck about the women's final the day after the men's game.

Auto Bio Jesus

Thank The Gods Those Insufferable Loyola Fucks Lost

Absolute horseshit and that stupid old nun bitch, too.  Fuck them.  They lost to a real school.  That's racing.  Jeebus wept.

Ghost In The Machines

Stacey Dash: Sick Of Winning

What Trump calls winning, we all call losing, and Stacey Dash is fucking sick of it!  Maybe she can join Stormy Daniels on tour.  Thanks, Trump!

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