Lance Armstrong: Beautiful Brave Exceptional American Asshole--And Greg LeMond Remains A TDF Champion

Patrick Redford goes off for the civilians in the audience, as cycling fans know this shit by heart after all these years.  But still, it's a fucking spectacle that Armstrong managed turn a can't-lose story of a true fucking hard guy monster bike racer into a nasty joke because Armstrong himself is such a fucking completely rotten and stupid motherfucker.  Probably worse than Armstrong the man was the army of idiot Americans who cheered him on when anybody with a functioning cerebral cortex could see good ole Lance was a doped as the rest of those fuckers in that race.  Add in the fact that Armstrong was a proud Texas shithead, and it became a recipe for brave beautiful American asshattery extraordinaire.  Armstrong was and is garbage and deserves whatever justice comes his way, karmic or otherwise.  Greg LeMond remains a champion and is probably the only person in this whole story who comes out looking like a fucking god.  LeMond was right all along, about cycling and Lance Armstrong.