Racing Bikes Are So Much Easier

Shout it out to the lord: Racing bikes are so much easier!  Who the fuck knows what happened or didn't happen with the stupid guy, the stupid builder, the stupid bike.  Not me.  But when you get into fender, light, special rack, and all the rest of that all wheel drive camper van bullshit, you are asking for trouble.  A bespoke racing bike from a builder who knows what a racing bike is all about is pretty simple.  Even if you don't race, a racing bike is gonna be as fast and simple and dependable as the builder knows how to make and you know how to ride it.  Hell, a dedicated downhill racing bike is as perfect for that shit as a road racing bike is for fast road riding and racing, even if the downhill bike has a fuck ton more moving parts.