Tom Hanks Is The Satanic Pedophile King Of Hollywood

Hollywood is filled not with no-talent shitbags like Paul Giamatti, but with child-fucking pedophiles!  Dun dun DUNNNNNNNNN!!  That's right: everyone in Hollywood is a pedophile.  And Hollywood is the wood witches use to make magic wands, so that's like all the proof you need.  Everyone in Hollywood is a Satanic pedophile.  Thank god Trump will stop them.  Thanks, Tom Hanks!