Who Wrote This Creepy, Risible Op-Ed For Bart O'Kavanaugh In The Journal?

This fucking thing is a joke, but not the funny kind.  That shit was junkie-John-Fund-ghost-writing-a-new-Limbaugh-book crazy.  Clearly there are not enough votes yet to get him confirmed.  So who wrote it?  Well-known abusive drunk Mark Judge is a published author, AND he has a wingnut welfare sinecure, so maybe it was him!  Perhaps Miss Lindsey Graham's chief of staff Richard Perry shot some primo smack into his eyeballs and banged this out while he was still bleeding all over the page.  Evidence says yes.  Or did the Trump boys yank on some fresh Huggies pull-ups, grab their best crayons, and stop drooling long enough to help out their best drinking buddy Bart with a little letter to Uncle Rupert's most pathetic paper?  Is it really incoherent enough to be Uday and Qusay?  I would expect more misspellings, but they have computers and shit at the White House, so...who knows.  On the other hand, is it possible that Bart wrote some or all of it himself?  It was complete and utter horseshit, so that sounds like Kavanaugh.  It was completely divorced from reality, so if he wrote it, he was probably drunk as usual.  Maybe it was Bart.  And the whole bullshit rant was whiny and grovelling, and that sounds just like an entitled, mediocre GOP failson blubbering when he doesn't get his way.  Kavanaugh is an entitled, mediocre GOP failson and sad little snowflake...