Twits In Two Short Acts

Despite every privilege and luxury, twits know nothing useful about their society, but those worthless bastards can jerk each other off incessantly.  Of course, this is not an accident, but given the wealth and opportunity of the upper classes, the least they could do is get their heads out of their own asses.  Never gonna happen, though. Utterly, hopelessly vapid bougie dullards are vital to the preservation of our exceptional American plutocracy, and we got 'em by the metric fuck ton.