So, David Simon Has Not Yet Choked On All The Shit He Should Be Eating About Now, But I Bet He'd Get Along Great With Al Giordano

David Simon is a sad, deluded, washed-up old man, but he's so butch and feisty that I bet he would love palling around with Al Giordano.  The both of them are for-realz tough-guy journalists and also a big hit with the ladies, I would imagine.