Senile Joe Biden Did Worse Than Anyone Thought Last Night: Doug Schoen Said He Won! Biden Campaign Officially Over!

When Fox "News" bleating syphilitic pissboy Doug Schoen proclaims you the winner, you're fucked dude.  The nation watched Joe Biden get more rickety by the second last night and be abused by Sanders and Warren and Castro, but Doug Schoen's endorsement of Biden's performance represents an existential murder of the entire Biden candidacy.  It's over, Joe.  Doug Schoen is a fucking stooge.  You're done.