Well, Shit, Bernie Is Gonna Win South Carolina, Too

Fuck yeah!  Biden is cratering in SC, and Sanders is probably gonna win that fucker in addition to Iowa, NH, and Nevada.  If Sanders wins each of the first four primaries--and at this point he probably will--well, that's game over, dude.  Bernie Sanders will be the fucking POTUS.  And he should immediately begin employing a food taster.  And I would not volunteer for that job.  But Michelle Obama would be an excellent choice.  Or George W. Bush.