Shit That Never Happened From Sady Doyle, Or It's Never Not Hilarious AND Pathetic When Profoundly Dumb People Try To Weird Flex Intelligence

Great story bro!  Sady Doyle never got in trouble for being too smart.  Or too sane.  Or truthful.  These are all the rantings of an incoherent dolt, Hildo, vile reactionary nitwit, and fleck of human filth.  RESIST!  Stillwithering!  (It would be worth Bernie picking Warren as VP just to watch their empty little heads implode.)