I Would Vote For Trump, For Jill Stein Again, For Nobody, For Zombie Raygun Before I Would Vote For Bloomberg--And You Should, Too

Anybody, even Trump, even blank, even Bugs Bunny, would be a better vote than one for Bloomberg.  Trump is vile and reactionary and racist and evil, but he is also astoundingly stupid, stunningly incompetent, hilariously vulgar, and wholly senile.  Trump is a failure at everything, including being POTUS.  He's a thin-skinned bully but also a weak, ineffectual life loser.  Bloomberg is 100% of the arch-conservative evil, racism, hatred, fascism of Donald Trump but without the very helpful fatal liabilities.  Bloomberg is also 100% a Republican, so if you are forced to choose between only Bloomberg or Trump at the point of a gun, pick Trump.