Craig Gaulzetti Is More Full Of Shit Than Any D-List Self-Promoter In Cycling And Human History

He's as deep as a puddle.  Name-checking Infinite Jest and the New York Times is not something any literate or even semi-intelligent illiterate person would ever do sincerely, even in 2018.  (The slobbering comment after the article from Don Ferris is just the chef's kiss of circle jerking.)  Plus Gaulzetti talks up 27.5+ mountain bikes, a trend that lasted about as long as his partnership with Kelly Bedford.  Craig Gaulzetti is the pathetic and inane blithering idiot who sounds smart to the other blithering idiots in the cycling industry.  But hey, it beats workin'.  Perhaps somebody might explain to him that Carl Strong makes bikes, Richard Sachs retired from making bikes, and there are plenty of people who actually make bikes who don't come off sounding like a barely-literate, air-headed, past-his-sell-by-date shop rat with a Stalin tattoo.