Jesus, Cornell University Really Wants To Find Its Own Way To Suck Worse Than Harvard

Dumb fuckers. Cornell has always been able to say: yeah, but at least we're not Harvard for fuck's sake.  And Ithaca would be really lovely if it were in Western Mass.  Or Vermont or New Hampshire.  Or even NW Connecticut.  But this bullshit about keeping a lid on the coronavirus better with everyone back in town as usual, well, that's just fucking wicked dumb.  Cornell needs that cash, tho.  Pay me bitch!