Sunday, February 28, 2021

1996 Colnago C40

Carbon done right.  Most assuredly not Chinese carbon garbage.  Steel fork and threaded headset.  Absolutely beautiful bike that looks like a proper road racing bike.  Even the Dura-Ace stuff doesn't really bother me anymore.  I'd buy one new today if I could and not just to piss people off...

Every Greasy Neolib Piece Of Shit Moron Loves Mario Cuomo

I mean, these four are some of the dumbest motherfuckers you can find on the gods-damned planet.  Joyce Vance, Michael Goodnough, Soledad O'Brien, and Joy "I've Been Hacked, Faggots" Reid are all the grossest of establishment Dem piss-guzzlers.  And they all were sucking that fucking corrupt scumbags dick because they hated Trump.  Sad.  Thanks, Mario.

National Review's Number Four Nitwit Kyle Smith Is Not A Smart Or Handsome Boy

His mommy way lying to him all along.  That bitch!  Very stupid and ugly reactionary boys like Kyle have been saying that coronavirus is over for over a year now, and, while they will be right eventually if they don't die of coronavirus (Inshallah), they are very wrong again.  Conservatives are not smart so they never ask questions when the bullshit fits their stunted and debased world view, so whatever Kyle Smith says about anything, assume he's completely fucking wrong every single fucking time, and you will be wicked good.  Every day of poor little Kyle's life has been one humiliating defeat after another.  If only Bill Buckley was still alive to take young Kyle naked all-male swimming again!

Friday, February 26, 2021

TERFS, Bigots, Transphobes, Racists, And All Other Breeds Of Conservative Coward Should Be Rounded Up And Fired Into The Sun

These frail little reactionary cowards like Frank Mir and Terry Schilling are nothing more shabby bigots and insane fundie assholes.  To a person conservatives are all dumber than dog shit.  Being a conservative is always a sign of severe mental defect, and we shouldn't have to put with this threadbare ignorant hatred and racism and bigotry any longer.  Mir and Schilling are most likely self-hating closet cases, too.  They pick on the most vulnerable children they can because they're fucking cowards.  It's time every decent human being stood up to these vile bastards.

Not Breaking News: Rapey Uncle Joe Was Never Serious About A $15 Minimum Wage

Remember when all the pissboys and Seder Simps and other miserable neolib cocksuckers were telling the stupid dirty proles that a $15 minimum wage was a done deal because Rapey Uncle Joe AND Kamala Harris Is A Cop AND Pelosi AND Schumer were all on board, so shut the fuck up you smelly gross centrists and center-left hippies?  

Well...

Let's just say that ain't never gonna happen.  Rapey Uncle Joe lied again.  Who knew? 

Anyone Who Was Dumb Enough To Vote For The Dems Is Getting Everything They Deserve

Holy shit, the Dems are fucking useless.  Mitch McConnell obliterated every rule, every tradition, every law to do whatever the fuck he wanted to do whenever the fuck he wanted.  The GOP has even fired the Senate parliamentarian in a 50-50 Senate because the parliamentarian was obstructing the GOP agenda. Here's a pro tip: never, ever vote for the fucking Democrats.  Jesus.

Thursday, February 25, 2021

Maybe You Think Lil Jimmy Surowiecki, Not Choate's Biggest Embarrassment, Is Simply PRETENDING To Be An Utter Dipshit And Neolib Pissboy

But you would be so very wrongEntertainment Tonight's littlest fan is genuinely stupid AND a fucking boot-licking beta cuck establishment pissboy.  He's fulfilled like few people are when he's licking shit-covered jackboots and guzzling from his pissbucket.  But he's not nearly the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to Choate as they have Ivanka Trump, Paul Giamatti, and a history of herpes-ridden rapey teachers just for starters.

Neera Tanden Is Sick To Death Of All The Winning!

Winning!  Hey, indeedy.  Guess Tanden shouldn't have been such a bitch to Joe Man Chin's drug daughter.  Ooopsie.

Always good to see a piece of shit like Tanden get humiliated in Washington.

Rapey Uncle Joe is fighting harder for Tanden than for any $2000 checks going out the door...

Snarky Rich Guy And Fatuous Dem Establishment Pissboy Kevin M. Kruse Simply Adores The Taste Of Rapey Uncle Joe's Dirty Dirty Boots

Clearly the only time Kruse is hard now is when he's licking the shit off Rapey Uncle Joe's boots.  Must be nice to be a rich white guy with a sinecure at Princeton who is satisfied guzzling neolib piss for the rest of his life.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Kruse was never getting any checks because, ya know, Princeton, rich guy, all that shit, so the Prof don't give a fuck that you ain't ever gettin' you fukkin' $2000 check.  Rapey Uncle Joe's boots are not going to lick themselves...

Vittoria Is Apparently Not Going Under--Nice

Big expansion in Italy and shit, so I guess the company is not on the verge of being liquidated and the brand name sold for scrap.  Cool.   Now get to work improving the Agarro by making the skinny 2.35 version a true 2.4 that's about 100g less per tire.  Thanks.

Monday, February 22, 2021

Bari Weiss Is One Of The Dimmest Of The Racist Reactionary Dim Bulbs

I mean, jesus christ, this fuckin' thing has to be a parody, but it ain't.  Weiss is serious about this shit, and holy shitballs, she monumentally fucking dumb.  That blithering hard-right idiot and racist shitbag Jodi Shaw is as least as demented as Weiss herself, and Smith is lucky to be rid of her.  Makes the whole school smell a little bit nicer.  At least plenty of folks had a good time laughing at Weiss over this inanity, so that's somethin'.  

Welp, Time Pedals Are Gonna Be Junk Real Soon--They Got SRAMmed!!

Ugh.  Imagine how high-quality those Chinese-made Time road pedals are gonna be...Can't wait for the Chinese SRAM SX Eagle mountain pedal...

Sunday, February 21, 2021

Manny Fidel Might Have Written The Dumbest Thing By Any "Progessive" Not Just For 2021, But For The Next 10,000 Years

Stanning for AOC and Liz The Snake Warren in 2021 brands you as a stupendously fatuous boot-licker.  This is the opposite of progress.  Until "progessives" and any true leftists out there are willing and able to identify enemies of progress like AOC and Warren, well, the entire nation is fucked.  If nothing else, Warren's role in the campaign became clear when she accepted a reported $14 million of dark money to stay in the race long enough to doom Sanders, and AOC and her FraudSquad could have gotten some real concessions from Pelosi OR removed Pelosi from her post as Speaker but did nothing at all.  (Everyone would be better off if Pelosi was no longer Speaker!)  Anyone who is still drinking that piss now and believing anything is "progressive" about AOC or The Snake is a fucking imbecile, so nice job, Manny.

When You Got Country In Your Punk And Punk In Your Country, You Got...Mekons

Yes, Mekons.  But unlike some dumb shit out and about in this shitty old world, this PopMatters piece does credit those Mekons and Fear and Whiskey.  So, cool. 

Friday, February 19, 2021

Racist Reactionary Hildo Fucktards Suck AND Blow Harder Than Any MAGA CHUD

Conservative Dems are just gross.  Hildos and other right-wing Dems are the lowest form of life on the fucking planet.  Their slut queen Neera Tanden is getting cucked by Joe Man Chin tho, and I'm totally here for it.

Joe Manchin Is The Hero America Needs Now To Stop The Toxic Neera Tanden From Destroying Liberty

Thank the gods for a great American like Joe Man Chin.  Neera Tanden is a vile harpy and will destroy America if not stopped now.  Joe Man Chin is a brave beautiful patriot and hero; he's nothing like the coward Bernie Sanders.

Yo! Rapey Uncle Joe Was Never Gonna Send You That $2000 Check

It was all a lie.  Rapey Uncle Joe lied.  Ossoff and Warnock lied.  Schumer and Pelosi lied.  If you voted for the Dems, you're a chump and getting every single fucking thing you deserve.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama.

Thursday, February 18, 2021

So, It's Been A While Since We Checked On Toxic Lunatic Sady Doyle, And OMFG...

What the actual fuck.  MY kid would hate me using a deadname, but Sady's coocoo for Cocoa Puffs.   We already know that Sady Doyle was an incredibly toxic, mendacious, bad-faith actor and neolib shill and as such both dumber than dog shit AND bugfuck crazy.  Now it's Jude Ellison S. Doyle.  Jesus christ.  Doyle has a kid and husband who are surely being tortured by grotesque whackjob.  I mean, it is funny in a sickening way, and Doyle was always clearly acting in bad-faith at every turn as a neolib shill slobbering the piss from every bucket they could get their hands on, so this is a continuation of the pretty obvious shabby grift on their part which comprised the totality of their "career", but they have a fucking family who sure as hell didn't sign up for this screaming shitshow.  Let's pray to jesus fucking christ who loves us all so fucking much that those sorry bastards get the fuck away from Doyle ASAPy-like.

It's Never A Good Day To Be Ted Cruz, But Today...

Jesus.  Cruz probably employs a chief of staff or executive advisor who is supposed to tell him in no uncertain terms when he's doing something incredibly fucking stupid in public but never listens to that person because who could be smarter than screaming imbecile Ted Cruz in Ted Cruz's demented mind.  So you get this shit.  Heh, indeedy.  Thanks, Biden.

Wednesday, February 17, 2021

A Truly Exceptional American Day! Creepy Fat Racist Pedo Junkie Rush Limbaugh Is Dead!!

A great day for America and all Americans!  Yes, it came 70 years too late, but now our world is a little bit smarter, smells a little bit better, and seems a little bit more hopeful without that miserable dumb racist closet-case pedophile and gross fat junkie Rush Limbaugh in it.  If only hell could be a real place so that Rush Limbaugh and his ugly misshapen skull could endure an eternity of violation and torture at the hand of spiky-cocked rape demons for the unending amusement of Satan and the legion of the condemned.  Oh, well.  At least the fucker's finally dead.  I hope he was terrified and alone and died with shit in his diaper.

Rapey Uncle Joe Could Stop Collecting All Federal Student Loans Today, But He Ain't Gonna

Imagine being so fucking demented that you support a senile old creep like Rapey Uncle Joe.  Jesus fucking christ on a polo pony, Dems are disgusting.  The Feds own more than 90% of all student loans now, and Biden could stop collecting on them today, helping lots of folks and giving the economy a massive boost.  But he won't because he's a gross old senile racist rapist.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

And Will Bunch is a dope, too.  Rapey Uncle Joe's biggest failure has been the $2000 checks scam.

Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Chris Froome's New Apartheid Team Bike Is Probably Chock Full O' Lance Armstrong Brand PEDs Stuffed In The Tubes For Him, But He's Right About Discs

Chris Froome apparently knows two things: how to gorge himself on performance enhancing drugs without getting caught each and every time leading to a lifetime ban, and about road disc brakes.  That's impressive, as Froome never seemed like the brightest bulb on the tree.  Two whole things.  Too bad he's riding for a team even more hilariously gross than Team Sky.

Texas: It's Like A Whole Other Retarded Racist Reactionary Country...Pretty Much Somalia, Without The Charm

Texas is a failed state.  Like Kansas under Brownback, only more offensively stupid and nasty.  Gotta think that jesus is finally giving Texas exactly what those disgusting motherfuckers deserve--kinda like what the GOP has been doing all along...

Hey Kids, When This Bike Bubble Pops, Say Bye-Bye To Cannondale And GT And The Rest Of Dorel, Too

Very stable geniuses all around.  If you wanna make a Wall Street bet, shorting Dorel is probably gonna be a real good one.  Of course, Dorel woulda been fucked under CCM, too, but now the evil reckoning most likely will come much more suddenly.  Sad.  Thanks, Biden.

Monday, February 15, 2021

Wicked Vital Doge Content

Way more important than whatever neolib horseshit the FraudSquad is up to today.  Doge is probably the most important icon in modern human history.  Without her we are truly lost.

Senate Is On VayKay & You Ain't Ever Gettin' That $2000 Check That's Not Goin' Out The Door On Day One

David Sirota is one of the people bitching pretty much constantly over this fucking horseshit from Rapey Uncle Joe about $2000 checks, so that's good. Every motherfucking American should be on strike now till they get their fuckin' checks. But Americans are fucking pussies.

Unless you are complete fucking dipshit, never vote for a Dem ever again.

David Letterman Was A Real Bastard, But Why Do Dimwits Rend Themselves In Public Over Some Dope Who Was Promoting Herself On TV

This is pathetic.  Not Letterman.  Not Lohan.  But the simps getting all weepy because an entertainment person was supposedly mean to another entertainment person on an entertainment program promoting entertainment products.  Jesus christ.  Grow the fuck up.  Lohan knew exactly what she was getting into since she'd been in the FUCKING MOVIE BUSINESS for fucking years at that point.  People are so fucking dumb.   I hope Letterman doesn't apologize.  Everyone in the business at had a hint that he was a fucking monster.  And these movie people are dancing monkeys who are paid millions of dollars because they entertain us with their dancing, even if that dancing is being berated by David Letterman.

Jonathan Chait Is Way Fucking Dumber Than Dog Shit

That motherfucker has one empty, misshapen head.  But conservatives like Chait love racist dimwits like Gina Carano and hate leftists like Dalton Trumbo as much as they hate anodyne centrists like Bernie Sanders, so of course they come up with the most fatuous garbage in defence of every shabby bigot and pathetic racist they can find.  Carano is an awful actor and had a great gig going, but she was too stupid to keep her dumb yap shut.  Chait is essentially just like Carano, but he was lucking enough to find an employer who cannot be humiliated by inane racist reactionary horseshit.

It's Long Past Time That America Fixes Its Israel Problem and Ends The Apartheid State Forever

Israel is gods-damned menace to the entire fucking world, and the Israeli terrorist state is entirely a creation of the exceptional USA.  The US should give every fucking dollar it gives to the racist shitheads in Israel to the state of Palestine and make the world a better place.  Without American support, Israel wouldn't last an hour, and every human being on the planet would be grateful to be rid of such a vile nation.

And once the Israel problem is solved, then we can move on to the eradication violent colonialist insanity around the fucking world.  And destroy capitalism, too.  But the insane religious apartheid state of Israel is the biggest villain and needs to be eradicated first.

Sam The Simp Seder Must Be So Jelly: Chris Hayes, Josh Marshall And Jeet Heer, Three Fatuous Dipshits Together Without Seder

Being a pissboy is bad for your brain.  Sure, Hayes made into the multimillionaire MSDNC sinecure a while ago, but the three of these idiots together, Hayes, Marshall, and Heer, couldn't flicker a 1/2 watt bulb.  Sam Seder musta been cryin' his eyes out after being left out of such an august grouping of American suck.  Christ, you would be hard pressed to find any three bigger noeolib airheads guzzling piss for their masters with such insane grins on their ugly fat fucking faces.  And Sam Seder knows in his trustfund baby failson heart that if he just sucks that much harder, someday he will be in their club full time.

So, It Turns Out The Fake Environmentalist CIA Guy Did Not Come In Second In Ecuador

There's gonna be a recount, so maybe the Company can steal this one for their boy Perez, but so far Lasso is the other candidate in the runoff.  Since Perez was designed to steal support from Arauz, having him out of the second round would be a good thing.

There Is No Way Nancy Pelosi Could Be A Worse Speaker--And AOC And The FraudSquad Could Have Removed Her

Pelosi sucks dirty dog ass, but she could have been gone if AOC and five of her friends stood up to her.  But no, baby bear is a coward and a fraud, so Pelosi is there fellating the GOP instead of destroying them.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama.

Did The $2000 Checks Go Out The Door Yet?

It's a good question.  Sirota is wondering, too.  Somehow, I think the answer is still gonna be a no-type response in the not-affirmative style.  When is day one, anyway?  What does immediately mean?  Out the door.  Two thousand dollars.  It's hard to believe that Rapey Uncle Joe and Schumer and Pelosi and the FraudSquad and all of the assembled shitbirds with a "D" after their names lied so brazenly.  So, so hard.

Imagine being a soyboy beta cuck loser snowflake who voted for the fucking Dems...

Reminder: The DSA Are Not The Socialists You Are Looking For

No matter what, DSA, like Sanders, defaults to the Dem establishment, which is hard-right, reactionary, racist conservatism.  Building a party is hard.  Sanders didn't do it.  The Greens didn't do it.  Nader didn't do it.  You do it.  Start now.  Gotta start sometime.  DSA is not the answer.

The World Is Chock-Full O' Nuts, Fucking Imbeciles, Shabby Bigots, And Gross TERFs

At least sometimes you get to laugh at the awful haters, but, that's not really enough.  We need to banish these people to some shit-covered moon in the outer reaches of the solar system.  Let's find that moon and send these asshole there ASAPylike.

Pro Tip: The Dems Were Never Serious About Opposing The GOP Agenda As Executed By Trump

Should the Dems ever be anything other than conservative neolib cucks, well, the universe would probably implode.  (And the hard-right racist reactionary stranglehold on American government might be broken.)

Corona Truly Betrayed America

Imagine the orgasmic joy the entire would have experienced if Trump had died from the coronavirus.  As funny as it to know that Trump suffered horribly and was undoubtedly shitting himself when he was on death's welcome mat, we missed out on so fucking much funfetti.  Corona had a chance to be the brave, beautiful, exceptional American patriot we all needed and failed.  Sad.  Thanks, Biden.

Energetic And Thoroughly Bitchy Fisking Of Seth Abramson, The Slightly Less Demented, Establishment-Certified Version Of Bill Mitchell

Lyz Lenz for the CJR.  Abramson is a joke, a fatuous, shallow dimwit who managed to find a whole shitload of people dumber than he was and run a grift on them.  He's a Bill Mitchell for KHive and MSDNC set.  If I remember correctly, Lenz used to be a Gossip Kid, Girl's League, back when that was a thing.

Hey! Don't Forget That $2000 Checks Did Not Go Out The Door After Georgia

And $2000 are not ever going out the door.  Rapey Uncle Joe lied.  If nothing else, you get more austerity from the Dems than the GOP, who are much more incompetent and insane conservatives than the Dems.  Remember that shit in 2022, and don't fucking vote for any fucking Democrats.

Neera Tanden Is A Vile, Right-Wing Racist, Hateful Liar, And Fatuous Neoliberal Cunt--And Bernie Sanders Should Be Ashamed For Her Confirmation

Neera Tanden is one of the worst Americans alive today, and Bernie Sanders will let her be confirmed to OMB because he's a fucking coward.  Tanden is a vile, reactionary and corrupt Hildo shithead.  CAP was a nightmare of crime and corruption during her tenure, and Tanden led the mendacious attacks on Sanders and his supporters for the last six years.  Sanders should have told Rapey Uncle Joe that he would not vote for her, but that would have required an actual spine.  Sanders could make sure she never made it out of committee, but he didn't.  He could refuse to vote for her, but he won't.  Sanders is as a big a disappointment as you will ever find.

If You Are An Antivax Moron Who Cites World Nut Daily And A Study From The Risible 'Institute For Pure And Applied Knowledge' Then You Are Too Stupid To Help Make Society Better

Sorry, dude.  This is fucking insanity.  James Young is not a smart boy.  World Nut Daily is not a credible source--they're fatuous whackjobs AND they lie freely.  James Lyons-Weiler is screaming buffoon.  The "Institute for Pure and Applied Knowledge" is a grift targeting paranoid lunatics and methheads.  911 Truthers are more coocoo for Cocoa Puffs than flat Earthers.  You can't help the good guys free Assange or fight the FraudSquad if you are this fucking nuts.  Learn to identify your fucking enemies.  Grow the fuck up.  Jesus.

No Wonder The Fake Leftists At The Young Turks Were So Jumpy Since Biden Won: More Hollywood Money Was On The Way As Long As They Didn't Fuck It Up

This makes a metric fuck ton more sense now, along with all the bullshit Cenk and the rest of his fake left posse were pulling since the election.  Can't be for Forcing Any Votes when you got Hollywood money in the fucking pipeline.  Film and TV production.  Bigtime establishment cash.  This is just like Sam Seder's MSDNC contract: you can't sell your soul if you ain't got one.

The Lefty Kids Gotta Try Harder To Not Be Brainless Antivax CHUDS

The simple answer is often the correct answer, and these new lefty kids need to get smarter and more experienced.  Ignorance is conservatism; conservatism is ignorance.  Most contrarians are blithering morons.  Pfizer is not bad because they made a vaccine or marketed a vaccine; Pfizer is bad because they're profiteering off the work of people paid by governments through mostly academic institutions for basic research in a variety of disciplines.  But don't let that make you an idiot.  Jesus.

Nathan J. Robinson Knows Apartheid Israel Is The Second Most Dangerous Terror State In The World After The USA

Prob even before he got fired for even the mildest rebuke of the Zionist scum.  The USA owns Israel lock stocken barrel, and it is long past time that the USA ends the Israeli apartheid state once and for all.  Palestine should be freed for all time.  Inshallah.

This Alondra Carmona Barnard Mom's Rent Story Is A Frakkin' Scam

This is bullshit.  All these interwebs fools and the dummies donating should be ashamed of falling for this grift.

There's no way this kid giving her mom $1800 from her savings would stop her from going to Barnard when she must be on a full financial aid package.  Something is fucking wrong with this whole thing.

What we know:

The girl apparently lives with her sister.

She goes to some bullshit charter school in Houston.

She got into Barnard early.

She got financial aid from Barnard.

She had to give up her "college savings" to save her mom from being evicted, BUT THAT SUM IS ONLY $1800.  Not $180,000.  $1800.

Barnard "can't" modify her FA even though her mother lost her job last year and maybe didn't have  a job when they filled out the FA forms. 

WHAT??

Who else was supposed to be contributing to this kids bill?

She's now raised $150k or so on GoFundMe.

But how much could her mother have been contributing to her Barnard fees?  $1800 is  a rounding error on the cost of four years at Barnard, and this girl had to have been on full FA, so there's no fucking way giving up less than two grand would have prevented her from attending Barnard.

Unless there is something they are not telling us, this whole story is fucking bullshit, and the GFM is a fucking scam.

The only good thing is that all this money she's getting will go straight to Barnard, a wealthy college who should shard no tution at all in reality, in place of previously awarded FA, so she won't get any of it to spend on a giant BMW or anyting.

Libertarians Are Mental Defectives With The Science Acumen Of Unironic Flat-Earthers

Dumber than dog shit.  What the fuck is the matter with people.  Tagging Alex Berenson is chef's kiss fucktardery, too; Berenson is a screaming imbecile trustfund baby failson who has made a career of being wrong about everything, every day of every year.  But, in the end, libertarians are conservatives, and conservatism is mental defect.  Libertarians delude themselves into thinking they're galaxy brains and edgelords and shit when they'll just bigger chumps than the average dipshit.

Monday, February 8, 2021

Good, Not Great, News From The Election In Ecuador

Andres Arauz won the first round of the election, which is good.  Great would have been 40%, which would have cancelled the second round.  Now Arauz will have to deal with fake leftist and CNN-fluffed Yaku Perez, a CIA asset who is doing his best to drain the support from Arauz's party.  With luck, the good guys will win anyway, and Arauz will be the next president in Ecuador.

The BIKEMag Crew Is Back To Give You The BETA, Max.

It's literally the same thing as BIKEMag.com, except for the paywall, of course.  How the fuck is there money in this?  Who is the audience?  Pinkbike is obvious advertorial bullshit, but they've been at it for like two fukkin' decades or some shit, so...

Rich MSDNC Assholes Don't Give A Shit That $1400 Is Not $2000: They Weren't Getting No Check Anyways

$600 is couch change to Rapey Uncle Joe, Pelosi, Schumer, the Fraud Squad, the MSDNC crowd.  They have no idea how vile their lies about a $2000 check were.  But they wouldn't care anyway.  They're rich.  So rich they weren't getting a check no matter what.  You poor motherfuckers should just stop being poor and get a job in Congress or on the MSDNC tee vee. 

And never, ever vote for a fucking Democrat.  Jesus.

Fantastic News From Texas: Bagger, Removed!

See you in hell, Ron Wright.  What a glorious victory for our brave beautiful coronavirus, America's BAGGER REMOVER!

Sunday, February 7, 2021

The Chiefs Are Traitorous Villians Who Allowed The Terrorists To Run Loose In America And They Should Be Banished From Decent Society

The entire KC Chiefs organization should be exiled to fucking Neptune after getting cucked by a hateful, vulgar terrorist cell.  Sad.  Thanks, Biden.

The Feckless Incompetence And Mendacity Of Rapey Uncle Joe And The Democratic Party Breaks Nathan J. Robinson

Nathan J. Robinson is peeved.  He somehow cannot believe that Rapey Uncle Joe and the rest of the Dems could possibly be as stupid and evil as they are, despite the fact that everyone should have known all of this shit all along.  They lied.  They're evil.  And nothing is ever going to change as long as neolib monsters like Obama and Clinton are in charge of the party.

Rapey Unlce Joe Can Cancel Student Debt, But He Won't

What an enormous economic stimulus it would be to cancel 90% of student debt payments!  What a tremendous relief to families and individuals!  It's all good!  And Rapey Uncle Joe ain't gonna do it.  

Never, ever Biden.  Christ.  Don't vote for Dems.

Matt Taibbi Has Some Fun With The Vampire Squid's GameStop Difficulty

Matt Taibbi has been enjoying himself over this Wall Street funfetti.  Taibbi has been on this beat for a long frakkin' time, so if anyone is gonna love this, it's gonna be him.  All of America should revel in Wall Street's existential pain.  Wall Street is evil incarnate, and the sooner the entire industry is regulated into irrelevance, the sooner the economy can work for every American. 

Don't Forget, Dummy: You Ain't Gettin' That Promised $2000 Check From The Dems

Rapey Uncle Joe and the rest lied to you, played you sorry bastards for fools.  No matter what the boot-licking pissboys say, $1400 or $1000 or $0 is not $2000.

It's Been A Tough Year For Pat Cote, And Rapey Uncle Joe Isn't Makin' It Any Better...

The $2000 check was a fukkin' lie.  Bernie was a bust.  AOC created the FraudSquad.  And it's only gonna get way fucking worse before it gets even more way fucking worse.  Of course, Pat Cote is not the only person who's gonna be fucked by Rapey Uncle Joe and his band of neolib monsters.  Thanks, Obama!

Fair Point: Plenty Of These Young Leftists Are Sincere But They DO Need To Learn How The Current System Works Every Day Before They Can Change It

This is painfully naive--and dead wrong.  Presidents don't get "shoved to the side" so that the VP can run things.  During the Reagan administration, Bush had less influence, less power than an ordinarily nearly powerless VP because Reagan was essentially fucking brain dead, and the WH staff didn't want to cede any power to the normally useless VP's office.  A senile POTUS like Biden means that his Chief of Staff and other more anonymous Oval Office advisors have all the power in their hands, so there's no way they would ever defer to Harris or any VP until the VP is actually assumes the office of the presidency.  Twitter's Ellen Lee is prob quite sincere and intelligent, but not knowing how basic shit works and not knowing even relatively recent history is a legit weakness of these newly political folks on the left.  As Malaria Trump would say, "be better". 

And yes, Dick Cheney is the counter to this reality, but while Cheney did in fact wield extraordinary power in the Bush administration, that was because of his apex status in the GOP of 1999; Cheney chose himself as VP so he could control Bush and direct the administration.  Cheney had this power before Bush was even formally nominated.  Cheney never assumed power of a brainless and feckless W--he had it from the beginning as part of the neocon project to cement their control of the GOP.

You Never Were Gonna Get That $2000 Check From Rapey Uncle Joe Because He's A Liar And Because His Skull Is Full Of Moldering Cottage Cheese

That $2000 check shit was a damn dirty lie.  Who knew?  I mean, when have the Dems ever failed the common man?  The working class?  The poor?  The underprivileged?  The desperate?  Now you'll never get that measly $2000 from that senile old sexual predator.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama!

 




If Braindead Turd Larry Summers Had EVER, Just One Time, Been Correct About One Single Fucking Thing, Well...

Then maybe anyone with half a fucking brain would give a shit.  Summers was wrong about everything but astoundingly wrong about the economy in 2009 which also happened to cost Obama the rest of presidency after he got pasted in the 2010 midterms.  Anyone giving Summers even a single thought on this spending bill should be shot.  Politico is reporting that Larry Summers has fans in the administration, though, and is wielding influence to cut the amount of the relief bill, undoubtedly with hot intel from a source named Larry Summers.

Nobody Is Getting Their Check From Rapey Uncle Joe Because Biden Is Senile And The Dems Never Cared About Winning Elections Against Republicans But Only Against Barely Center-Left Bernie Sanders

Rapists like Rapey Uncle Joe are liars.  And rapists.  That check ain't coming, people.  Biden, Ossoff, Warnock, Pelosi, Schumber, AOC, the professor, and Maryanne all lied to you.  They don't care.  They're rich.  They're conservatives.  They don't really care about winning elections other than their own at the end of the day because they're on the same team as the racist teabagging reactionary conservative GOP.  Democrats will only fight to defeat an anodyne centrist like Bernie Sanders and destroy his support.  Conservatives in the GOP are their colleagues and dear friends.  Time to acknowledge this fact.  

Mildly Annoying Music Blog Still Plugging Away, Now With More Bitching Or Itching Or Something

Now called 40 Year Itch, apparently.  Anodyne white dudes need their taxes raised, but this thing is still chuggin' away, so...

Holy Shit, Sam Seder Is Fucking Butthurt--And Deputy Seder Simp Rod Webber Got His Interview With Dore Published, So Good For Him

Jesus, Seder is such a fucking jealous little beta cuck.  That Matt Orfalea video musta really hurt.  Awww, poor baby.  And Rod Webber was butthurt because Dore wouldn't upload his interview--note that Webber said he was in favor of #ForceTheVote and talks shit about Seder during the interview AND before he got pissed that Dore didn't upload his interview--so he decided to try and shame Dore with behind the scenes chatter, especially of Dore getting pissed at him.  But, what it really showed was Dore agreeing that Webber had a point.  Everyone in the establishment, all the pissboys and pissgirls, too, hate Dore because Dore hasn't been bought.  Fools like Seder think Dore's fans are drooling brainless sycophants and idiots like neolib Seder Simps are, when most of Dore's fans def know that Dore isn't lying about being a hophead road comic, and most of 'em probably have plenty of problems with Dore but can still understand Seder--and now Webber--are ultimate bad-faith actors in this dinner theatre production.  Now Webber gets his interview uploaded by Dore, and it makes Dore look pretty good, being inquisitive and all the other things Seder and his simps say Dore is not, so, nice job, dipshit.

Wednesday, February 3, 2021

Pink OG Vynl Road

Rim brakes, round aluminium tubes, real racing bike geometry.  Pink.  Yep.

Heartwarming Drive-By Video Fisking Of Sam 'The Simp' Seder And His Obsessive Unrequited Love For Jimmy Dore

Jesus.  (Remember when the Sanders campaign kicked Matt Orfalea to the curb because of some bad-faith neolib pearl-clutching?)

Wealthy Dems, Sam Seder, Seder Simps, And The Rest Of MSDNC Don't Get A Check, So They Don't Care That You're Not Getting Your $2000 Check From Biden

Stop being poor.  You smell.  Get a rich daddy.  A trust fund.  Get an MSDNC contract.  What the fuck.  Stop being a nasty poor person.  Gross.

For the love of christ on rollerskates, don't ever vote for the fucking Dems.  Jesus.

Your $2000 Check From Rapey Uncle Joe Did Not 'Go Out The Door' Because Dems And The Media Think You Are Just Fucking Stupid

Dems are not your friend.  The establishment media is not your friend.  AOC is not your friend.  The rest of the #FraudSquad are not your friends.  Biden, Pelosi, Schumer are not your friends.  They promised you proles a $2000 check, and they lied.

Is Imani Gandy An Obscenely Inane Angry Black Lady Foreclosure Lawyer Or Merely A Screeching, Bad-Faith Angry Black Lady Establishment PIssgirl?

Why not both, you ask?  Imani Gandy sure is stupid.  And gross.  And a liar.  And boot-licker.  And Obama fluffer.  And foreclosure lawyer.  So, yes, quite possibly both.  Conservative neolib Dems hate leftists way more than they hate racist teabagging Republicans.

Reminder: Rapey Uncle Joe Assaulted Tara Reade And All The Neolibs, Hildos, Lib Lasses, Obama Fluffers, And Racist Dems Voted For Him Anyway

So, fuck you all this Sarah Bernhardt AOC nonsense today.  Tara Reade didn't mean shit to any of those motherfuckers because establishment Dems are more disgusting than MAGA CHUDS.

This Exploding Cult Of AOC Is Creepy And Gross

Sandy's not your best girl buddy, and she sure as shit ain't working for you, unless you are a Momma Bear.  Nobody should give a shit about any Congresscrttter's personal story; they are there to do a fucking job, namely, what they campaigned on.  AOC has shown she's not really into that shit and is more of a neolib team player than she let on, so stop worshiping her every turd.  Stay angry about the right shit, you fucking dimwit. 

Pass some fucking checks & healthcare, and block the military budgets, and then we'll all give you a fucking hug and be happy to talk about your sad life and join your cult of personality.

Let's Not For Get That This C U Next Tuesday Ana Kasparian Was Previously Working With The Currently Ded Beknighted And Benighted Weirdo Michael Brooks On A Jacobin Show

While the entire faux-left neoliberal  "independent" media is complicit in this shit, Ana Kasparian is one of the more grotesque actors in this whole shitshow.  She's certainly way dumber than Jamie Peck, for example.  BJG should drag Kasparian all the way to hell and dump her there.

Defund The Fucking Police: Start In Rochester

All cops are bastards.  Police are the enemy of freedom.  The thin blue line is the only thing protecting us from nine year old girls!