Maybe You Think Lil Jimmy Surowiecki, Not Choate's Biggest Embarrassment, Is Simply PRETENDING To Be An Utter Dipshit And Neolib Pissboy

But you would be so very wrong.  Entertainment Tonight's littlest fan is genuinely stupid AND a fucking boot-licking beta cuck establishment pissboy.  He's fulfilled like few people are when he's licking shit-covered jackboots and guzzling from his pissbucket.  But he's not nearly the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to Choate as they have Ivanka Trump, Paul Giamatti, and a history of herpes-ridden rapey teachers just for starters.