I Know Hambini Liked 'Em, But What Kind Of A Methhead Would You Have To Be To Buy Carbon-Spoked Wheels Direct From China For Over A Frakking Grand?

The China Cycling guy is pretty much a pet monkey for these sketchy as fuck suppliers, but Hambini did like the wheels, but, yeah, no frakking way anybody with a brain is gonna buy this crap.  These things are $1100 US, so they are not cheap.  Carbon clinchers.  With rim brakes, too.  AND THEY USE CARBON SPOKES.  You are gonna die.  Or be stuck with a wheel you can't use when you can't replace a fucking spoke.  Jesus, people are fucking dumb.