The People Who Said Donald Trump Had The Intellectual Ability Of A Slow Child Or That He Was Clearly Clinically Mentally Retarded Were Vastly Overestimating His Mental Abilities

Dumber than dog shit would be an insult to the average conservative who is truly dumber than dog shit.  Trump's beyond fucktard status.  He really believes this shit.  He thinks that election was stolen from him.  He has no idea what really happened, or how Mitch McConnell engineered Trump's defeat by deflecting Trump's focus from a new stimulus check in October and onto the Amy Boney Carrot debacle.  The man is not only a lardy orange moist boy with a comically tiny dick who lost to Rapey Uncle Joe.  He's also an absolute fucking mental midget.