The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Will Never Stop Making America Greater Again--Inshallah

The coronavirus is just the best way so far to remove baggers with the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover.

There are many other ways to remove baggers.

Fun ways.

Ways that will make baggers die in pain and terror and indignity for generations to come.

Praise be.

Now The World Knows Putin Is Not As Clever As He Long Pretended

But never underestimate Rapey Uncle Joe's ability to fuck everything up.

And of course, people are gonna keep dying in Ukraine.  As they have been all along.

Probably not gonna hear too much about that shit, tho...

Every Single Ukraine Fluffer Should Be Rounded Up And Fired Into The Sun

Creepy and racist as fuck.

I have no idea what Arron Rupar claims to be, but he's an asshole for sure.

Americans suck so fucking hard.

Sunday, February 27, 2022

Is Finnish PM Sanna Marin The Wife Of The Hydraulic Press Guy?

Crushing NATO with a hydraulic press would be pretty cool.

And the for extra content, they could crush Russia with the press  Very dangerous and they need to deal with it.

The Exceptional American Brave Beautiful Patriotic Bagger Remover Removes A Real Asshole

Jay Mills sounds like a real nasty fucker to me.

And now he's ded.

Heh, indeedy.

The blessed holy bagger remover removed a fucking guntard pig.

The best news.

Thanks, jesus.

Brutal And Merciless Fisking Of Trust Fund Failson Reactionary Creep And CIA-Reject Tucker Carlson Delivered By Alan MacLeod Of The Clan MacLeod

Fuck man, that was rough.

Well done.

Alan MacLeod, of the Clan MacLeod and MintPress News does not fuck around.

Tucker was such a loser that his dad couldn't even get him into the CIA.  Jesus christ, what a fucking embarrassment.  

Tucker must be the most beta soy boy in the world.

Sad.

thanks, Trump.

That Screaming Asshole Terrell J. 'Russian' Starr, The Dumbest Man On The Planet, Is Gonna Get Himself Killed In Ukraine

Jesus christ, what an asshole.

He probably thinks Ukraine was invaded by the Soviet Union.

I'm fucking sure as shit Starr had never heard of Ukraine until last week. 

Apparently he doesn't call himself "Russian Starr" anymore.

Lmao.

This could be great for comedy

He claims his gay little outfit came from Malcolm Nance.

Let us pray to all the gods that we get the high-calorie funfetti we deserve.

Reactionary Creep Tulsi Gabbard Picks A Side

Tulsi is Team Nazi.

But she always was a reactionary creep, so if you were fooled by Tulsi, keep in mind that the suicide booth is exact change.

Great News From Clive Palmer--Let's Pray It Gets To Be The Best News

Ded.

The blessed holy bagger remover continues to bring joy to our world.

Thanks, jesus.

Friday, February 25, 2022

Bagger Truck Convoy Shits The Bed

Sad.

No trucks.

Bagger truck riot another yuge failure.

Thanks, Trump.

30 Year Old FS Mountain Bikes Sucked, But That Mountain Cycles San Andreas Holds Up

30 years later and Treks still suck.

Some things never change.

But that MC bike was on point, especially once they went to disc brakes.  Once the Horst-link suspension came out, bikes got gooder and gooder every year.

Vile Reactionary Scum Jim Clyburn And Little Miss Lindsey Graham Eat Shit, So That's Something

Fuck those reactionary bastards in their skull holes.  Uncle Tom Clyburn and closet-case Graham are a couple of the worst people in government, so we can relived they didn't get this SCOTUS pick at least.

Malcolm Nance Is Dumber Than Terrell J. Starr

Jfc, what a fucking asswipe.

Malcolm Nance and Terrell J. Starr deserve each other.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Hank The Tank: Agent Of Putin?

Looks like Hank may have been a sleeper agent with a mission to soften up the USA.

Putin is everywhere.

Floridaman Nitwit Edward B. Harmon: Repbulicans Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

Frail old Mr. Harmon is fucking batshit.  Republicans are for being racist assholes who never get anything right and shit themselves in public.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Oh, No. Mark Lanegan, RIP

That fucking sucks.  Great voice.  So many bastards live on and the good men kie too soon.

The Seattle Bike Helmet Law Repeal Might Be The Most Exceptionally American Story Ever

This story's got it all,  especially racist cops.

America is a failed state.

And of course the stupid racist baggers at Free RePubic get all lathered up over it, too.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

All cops are bastards.

Excellent Jeffrey St. Clair Last Week

CounterPunch.

Bonus Jimmy Dore, Joe Rogan fisking.

Denmaark content.

Good.

Great News From The UK

Would be greater to hear that the old bat is ded.

We pray the blessed holy bagger remover will work it's spell on that vile old bitch soon enough.

Not Breaking News: Trump's CDC & Rapey Uncle Joe's CDC Suck Ass

Vote for conservative incompetence and get incompetence.

GOP or Dems, it's all teh same: reactionary fuckwits too stupid to do a proper job.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Sunday, February 20, 2022

South Beaver Township's Dave Sutton Is The Dumbest Old Man In The World, Today

Okay, boomer.

Dave Sutton's America was a racist hellhole filled with the dumbest fucking white guys fucking up the world for everyone else.  Fuck them in the eye holes forever.

In hell.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Qtards Make A Great Case For Being The Lowest Form Of Conservative Stupidity In The Visible Universe

Lower even than baggers and libertarians and MAGAChuds and PUMAs and Hildos and KHive and Jimmy Dore stans, racists, Tesla drivers, neocons, neolibs, Nazis, Proud Boys, Blu Dogs, Rapey Uncle Joe voters, rock-ribbed Republicans, Klansmen, Patriots fans, cops, and TERFs.

Somehow, the QAnon fuckwits are the worst.

Maybe.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Dr. Jimmy Dore Said Kids Don't Get COVID, So This Kid Ain't Ded

This people are probably crisis actors.

In the pocket of big funeral home.

Fauci fanatics.

Branch Covidians.

Kids don't die.

Dr. Jimmy Dore said so.

When You Vote For Dems, You Get Everything You Deserve

Dems are more dangerous than racist GOP assholes, because the Dems take the spot any actual adversary of the teabagging GOP will need to occupy.

But the Dems are a rock-ribbed hard-right political party, and they are fucking rotten to the core.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Boston: Strongly Racist Masshole Idiots

Stay classy, Boston.

If you drove out all the racist Masshole retards, Boston would be a ghost town.

The Best Possible News About A Bagger: Ded

He fucked around and found out.

The thought of this vile right-wing piece of shit struggling to breath and dying terrified and in pain like a rat ina trap fills me with such feelings of wondrous joy.

Baggers get what they deserve from the brae beautiful patriotic bagger remover.

Inshallah.

Republican Baggers Want To End Contraception And Reproductive Health Care For Women

Fucking bagger fundie creeps don't care about abortion.

This is about misogyny and control of women.

Baggers are the greatest enemies of freedom.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Fabulous News From Minnestta: Racist Asshole Bagger Rep. Jim Hagedorn Is Ded

Another ded bagger is always good news, and this motherfucker Hagedorn was a grotesque piece of right-wing filth.

thanks, jesus.

While The Dems Engineer An Epic Loss In Novermber, Child Poverty Is Ignored

Nobody in power gives a shit about those poor kids, poor families, or anyone other than than themselves.

For the love of christ, never, ever vote for Dems.

Thursday, February 17, 2022

Some Good News For All Of Us: Rush Limbaugh Is Still Dead

One year without Rush Limbaugh truly made America greater again.

Not Breaking News: Baggers Will Believe Any Lie

Praise be.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Fuck The Cops

There's nothing lower than a cop.

Except for the scum who lick their boots.

Abolish the police and make sure the diapers are free for anyone and everyone.

ACAB.

Wonderfully Merciless Fisking Of Reactionary Creep Robert Malone

Gods fucking damn.

Those miserable stupid assholes Jimmy Dore and Joe Rogan are even dumber than this motherfucker Malone.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Every Day, In Every Way, Jimmy Dore Is An Idiot

Do not listen to Dr. Jimmy Dore.

Get your shots and stay the fuck home when you can and wear a mask when you're out.

Christ.

Barack Obama, Piece Of Shit

And his acolytes were prob even worse, since they are not as shallow and lazy as Obama was.  The peons will hustle to make America a bigger shithole; Obama just wanted his dick sucked.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Even Yet Still More Tails Of The Failed State, Medical Debt Division

Medical debt, like student debt, is just not something hat ever happens in a functioning society.

But that's your America, made greater again and again by the most grotesque monsters who ever lived.

Failed.

State.

For The Love Of Christ On Rye Toast, Never Vote For The Dems

The Dems are not in power to represent you.  They are not in power to make American  society better in any way.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

The 1312 Project Uses The Finest Scientitians In America

ACAB.  Not jsut stupid liars, but evil stupid liars.  Cops are enemies of freedom.  The 1312 Project will never be finished.

Fundie Creeps Have No Place In A Free Society

All religion is anti-freedom, but fundie christians are the fucking worst.  You cannot allow them to have any influence in a free and sane society.

So, It Turns Out The Guy From The Knack Got Himself Thrown Off Twitter For Shitting On Joe Manchin

Jesus.

With all the neolib shit piled onto that hellsite every minute, it's kinda funny that the guitar player from the Knack was too outspoken.

Berton Averre was pretty thoughtful with decent takes whenever I say his stuff.

But Joe Manchin cannot be abused on our glorious official establishment social media site.

Failed. State.

Crypto Assholes Are Way Dumber Than Elon Musk Stans And Tesla Owners, So There's That

If baggers weren't so fucking stupid, they could make a case that as long as crypto morons exist, they, baggers, cannot be called the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet, but that ain't happening.

Texas Is The Ignorant Bagger Shithole Destryong Civilzation

Texas is dumber than dog shit.

No decent people should stand for this vile  ignorance and stupidity

Especially doctors.

Any doctor who agrees with Texas should lose their ability to legally practice medicine anywhere in the developed world.

Conservatism is a mental defect.  And America cannot claim to be anything but a backward shithole if we allow this sort of policy to continue.

When LA Wins, Everyone Loses

At least Kobe's still dead.

Rapist ded.

Fuck LA.

HAL, Show Me A Neolib Circlejerk

Sententious twaddle.

The lefties who didn't become conservatives didn't have much time for Gitlin.

The 'Truckers Protest' In Canada Is A Bowel Movement Conservative Stunt Funded By The Most Vile Racist Right-Wing Oligarchs In The USA

The "truckers" nonsense is planned and funded and aided by scum like the Mellons, Peter Thiel, the Proud Boys, MAGAChuds, Stormfront, the DuPont Family Trust, Uline, Ben Shapiro, Fox "News", Charles Koch, libertarinas, Nazi Free RePubic, the Coors family, neolibs, nitwits, half0wits, baggers, racists, and assholes.

Would be great to see the the Dudley Do-Rights open fire with extreme prejudice and end a fuckload of bagger motherfuckers.

Harm Reduction For Drug Users: Another Failure By Rapey Uncle Joe

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Harm reduction programs like needle exchange and hygiene and safety kids are the best things the Feds can fun to help addicts and other uses.

So, Reapey Uncle Joe had a plan.

And then they fucked it up because the Republicans and Fox "News" are racist liars.

Conservatives lie all the time.  Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

If you give into bagger horseshit, you are no better than a bagger.  Conservatism is a mental defect.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Update: Joe Manchin is a miserable hard-right cocksucking moron.

Thank All The Gods For Baggers--Their Deaths Will Warm Our Hearts For Years To Come

These vile stupid cocksuckers will keep on dying for your amusement until the last bagger is ded.

Praise be.

Too stupid to get a shot to save their own lives, but watching them suffer makes our lives betters, so thank you, jesus.

The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Removes Another Bagger--Praise Be!

Alicia Evans.

Ded.

Unvaccinated bagger removed by the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover.

Thanks, jesus.

Fiorella Isabel Mayorca From The ConservoCouch On YouTube Is Not The Sharpest Knife On The Menorah

Jesus Frakking Crispy.

She gets pummeled and surely deserves it.

Fi and all her dumb friends are  solely creatures of the right .

Baggers In North Mississippi Virginia Will Be Burning Books Soon

Backward-ass fundie dipshits.

This is bagger America, so pray for the blessed holy bagger remover to work faster every day to end every fucking bagger everywhere.

Don't Pay For The New York Times

Maggie Haberman is just a fatuous goon.  The Times has been shit for decades at this point, so don't pay those reactionary bastards for anything.

Christ.

Denmark: Not Failed State

USA not so much.

Denmark has been better at this coronavirus shit all along.

Are they right with this shit now?

We will find out.  They're counting on the vaccination rates and the intelligence of their population.

America can't get away with that.

Wednesday, February 9, 2022

Failed. State.

The USA is a failed state.  The nation cannot properly deal with a global pandemic after two fucking years.  The US has one of the worst records on the coronavirus on the entire planet.

Sad.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Holy Shit, This NYT Anti-China Propaganda Is Both Dumb AF AND Racist AF

Jesus.

Pretty sure you don't get sent to a concentration camp by the government for OBTAINING AN IDENTIFICATION DOCUMENT ISSUED BY THAT  GOVERNMENT.

They'd just refuse to issue you the passport.

But whtevs.

The Times is a fucking shithole.

Unvaccinated Bagger Radiology Tech Alexis Telep Works At Greenwich Hospital

How does an unvaccinated bagger work at Greenwich Hospital?

How do unvaccinated parents have kids in public school?

Fucked up.

Let's hope the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover takes care of this problem.

Abortion Is Still Health Care And A Human Right

Moar abortion.

Abortion is good.

Abortion is nice.

More abortions please.

If you want to be a free person, abortion is one of your fundamental freedoms.

Joe Manchin Is Rapey Uncle Joe's Best Friend

Rapey Uncle Joe is  a senile old racist conservative who has no desire to do anything to make America better in any way, so he loves Joe Manchin.

The only thing better than Joe Manchin will be losing Dem majorities in both houses of congress.

Nobody in DC wanted this dumb shit to help poor people.

The Blessed Bagger Remover Removing Baggers In Pennsyltucky

Ded and ded.

Your made-up god ain't gonna save you, assholes.

Sad.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Don't Bet Against HamNo!

Alexander Hamilton Nolan on the beat.

All the new sports betting is just gross.

And a fucking scam.

And a right-wing class-war grift.

Nice.

Thanks, Obama.

40% Of Americans Are Too Stupid To Live--Praise Be

This is fucking glorious.

Zeke Emanuel sucks huge moose cock, btw.

But holy shit, it's year three of this clown show and more than a third of the fucking imbeciles in this country are not gonna get the vaccine.

Christ.

This thing will never be over because Americans are fucking too dumb to save themselves.

The holy bagger remover is truly blessed.

Thanks, Trump.

Nancy Hogshead Seems Like A Real Cunt

I fucking hate TERFs.

These shabby bigots are just vile.

All the fancy rich white people involved in swimming should be rounded up and fired into the fucking sun.

If You Want To Read A Risible Piece Of Racist Gibberish, Well, Here Ya Go

Utter horseshit, but remember Iraq def has scary nukes and is ready to use them!

Sources!

China!

And they're commies.

Racism.

So fucking dumb.

Wicked Fun Fisking Of RFK Jr By Joshua Frank

Utterly brutal.

But so fun.

And note that Jimmy Dore and his pissboys are completely creatures of the right now.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Christ, This Is A Brutal Video Fisking Of Syd Blumenthal's Large Adult Son

With bonus comedy footage of Jimmy Dore trying not get banned from his YouTube income.

Heh, indeedy.

To save a coupla click-thrus, go here.

This Might Be The Most Pathetic Attempt At Boot-Licking You Will Read Regarding The Latest Healthcare Failure In California

A Dem supermajority and overwhelming public support, yet single=payer is simply out of reach.  Sad.  Oh, well.

Or...

The Dem supermajority represents ONLY the heathcare and health insurance industries, so the will of the people will never be done.

That one.

That's the true one.

But boot-lickers and pissboys will forever be lining up to get paid, so fuck them.

Never, ever vot efor Dems.

Fantastic News From The Italians For Once

Ded.

Bagger AND catholic priest, so that's like a fucking yuge bonus.

Keep it up, bagger remover.

If The Dems Were Really Interested In Winning Races Against Republicans, Maybe Focusing On The GOP's Racist Traditions Would Prove Useful

If.

But they're not.  

The Dems are on the same team as the GOP, so racist fuckheads are just part of the plan--racism is just another tool of control in order to further the establishment agenda.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

The Dems Are Going To Get Obliterated In November--It's Been The Plan All Along

Remember the not-$2000 check?

$15 minimum wage?

Student debt relief?

Any of that?

Yeah, it was all horseshit.

The Dems are not interested in leading or interested in being the majority in Congress.  They're working alongside the GOP to further their common, hard-right agenda.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Jeff Zients Sucks Major Ass--Never Ever Vote For Dems

Rapey Uncle Joe picked this unqualified,incompetent asshole to handle coronavirus policy, and he fucked it up wicked bad.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Wicked Awesome Fisking Of Richard Wolff By Nick Pemberton

CounterPunch.

Wolff has to be way smarter than Dr. Jimmy Dore or Franco Analysis Spaghetti or Syd Blumenthal's Large Adult Son, but he still got all fucked up over vaccines.

Not a good look.

Nick Pemberton delivers the fisking.

Good stuff.

Chile Has A Real Shot At Creating A Better Society With A New Constitution--If The US Doesn't Wreck It

The USA wold never have this kind of courage as a society, would never be strong enough to sustain such plitical will.

But Chile is a clearly a healthier nation, and if the USA doesn't destroy the chance, maybe they will succeed.

Chile can erase its fascist past and the stain of US imperialism once and for all.

Not Breaking News: Israel Is A Fascist Apartheid State

Israel is the leading terrorist state in the world.

After the US.

Israel should be flushed into the cesspool of history and Palestine should be blessed by all the gods.

No racist theocracy should be allowed to exist in any sane, decent, free society.

No racist apartheid state should be tolerated anywhere.

Baggers Should Keeping Taking The Horse Paste Till They Choke On It

But any doctor stupid enogh to prescribe it should lose their liscense immediately.

Fewer baggers is aming America greater again, and the ivermectin is helping us get there, so keep scarfing that poison you fucking retards.

Thank Christ That The Free RePubic Baggers Are Too Stupid To Live

Every lie believed.

Praise be.

So many more of these sick, sad motherfuckers are gonna be ded.

So good.

The best possible future.

Thanks, Trump.

Jim Clyburn Is A Vile Reactionary Uncle Tom, And Michelle Childs Is No Better

If Miss Lindsey 'Ladybugs' Graham, the Belle of the Balls,  likes someone, they're evil.

Cluburn should be flushed into the cesspool of Uncle Tom history.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Once Again, Note That This Sudden Beneiit Cut For The Poorest Americans Is Generating Very Little Noise In The Media, Even The 'Left' 'Independent' 'Media'

Where are the "progressives" in the government and in the media.

Weird.

Kinda seems like nobody gives a shit, really.

Almost like these people don't matter.

The cops are gettin' their cash.

The Army's getting the cash.

Not the people.

Not the children.

Thanks, Obama.