Monday, February 28, 2022
The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Will Never Stop Making America Greater Again--Inshallah
The coronavirus is just the best way so far to remove baggers with the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover.
There are many other ways to remove baggers.
Fun ways.
Ways that will make baggers die in pain and terror and indignity for generations to come.
Praise be.
Now The World Knows Putin Is Not As Clever As He Long Pretended
But never underestimate Rapey Uncle Joe's ability to fuck everything up.
And of course, people are gonna keep dying in Ukraine. As they have been all along.
Probably not gonna hear too much about that shit, tho...
Every Single Ukraine Fluffer Should Be Rounded Up And Fired Into The Sun
I have no idea what Arron Rupar claims to be, but he's an asshole for sure.
Americans suck so fucking hard.
So That Obvious Horseshit About Ukranian Border Guards Fighting Off A Russian Warship To The Death Was Obvious Horseshit
Those Ukrainians were smarter than National Review, so they get to live.
Thanks, Putin.
Not Breaking News: Rock-Ribbed Reactionary Racist Floridaman Barney Bishop III Was Always A Republican
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Floridaman is dumber than dog shit.
Sunday, February 27, 2022
Is Finnish PM Sanna Marin The Wife Of The Hydraulic Press Guy?
Crushing NATO with a hydraulic press would be pretty cool.
And the for extra content, they could crush Russia with the press Very dangerous and they need to deal with it.
The Exceptional American Brave Beautiful Patriotic Bagger Remover Removes A Real Asshole
Jay Mills sounds like a real nasty fucker to me.
And now he's ded.
Heh, indeedy.
The blessed holy bagger remover removed a fucking guntard pig.
The best news.
Thanks, jesus.
Brutal And Merciless Fisking Of Trust Fund Failson Reactionary Creep And CIA-Reject Tucker Carlson Delivered By Alan MacLeod Of The Clan MacLeod
Alan MacLeod, of the Clan MacLeod and MintPress News does not fuck around.
Tucker was such a loser that his dad couldn't even get him into the CIA. Jesus christ, what a fucking embarrassment.
Tucker must be the most beta soy boy in the world.
Sad.
thanks, Trump.
That Screaming Asshole Terrell J. 'Russian' Starr, The Dumbest Man On The Planet, Is Gonna Get Himself Killed In Ukraine
Jesus christ, what an asshole.
He probably thinks Ukraine was invaded by the Soviet Union.
I'm fucking sure as shit Starr had never heard of Ukraine until last week.
Apparently he doesn't call himself "Russian Starr" anymore.
Lmao.
This could be great for comedy
He claims his gay little outfit came from Malcolm Nance.
Let us pray to all the gods that we get the high-calorie funfetti we deserve.
Reactionary Creep Tulsi Gabbard Picks A Side
But she always was a reactionary creep, so if you were fooled by Tulsi, keep in mind that the suicide booth is exact change.
Even Yet Still More Republicans Have Always Been Team Nazi
If you can't understand this, suicide booth.
Neo-Vintage Kevin Kruse Violating Dinesh D'Souza With An Energetic Drive-By Fisking
Sans lube, but D'Souza liked it
Republicans were always Nazis.
Saturday, February 26, 2022
Friday, February 25, 2022
GOP Leaders, Republicans, Baggers, Conservatives, And Nazis Are All The Same People
Bagger governor admits he's Team Nazi.
If you just found this out today, please note that the nearest suicide booth is exact change only.
TERFs Are Worse Than Baggers And Baggers Are Worse Than Asshole Cancer
These people are the scum of the Earth.
30 Year Old FS Mountain Bikes Sucked, But That Mountain Cycles San Andreas Holds Up
30 years later and Treks still suck.
Some things never change.
But that MC bike was on point, especially once they went to disc brakes. Once the Horst-link suspension came out, bikes got gooder and gooder every year.
Vile Reactionary Scum Jim Clyburn And Little Miss Lindsey Graham Eat Shit, So That's Something
Fuck those reactionary bastards in their skull holes. Uncle Tom Clyburn and closet-case Graham are a couple of the worst people in government, so we can relived they didn't get this SCOTUS pick at least.
Malcolm Nance Is Dumber Than Terrell J. Starr
Malcolm Nance and Terrell J. Starr deserve each other.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Thursday, February 24, 2022
Tommy Tuberville Is Surely The Smartest Conservative Who Ever Lived
A more exceptionally American very stable genius than even Trump himself.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Nazis? Baggers? Krauts Have Their Own Type Of Bagger Shitheads
The blessed holy bagger remover will make Germany greater again, too.
Inshallah.
Hank The Tank: Agent Of Putin?
Looks like Hank may have been a sleeper agent with a mission to soften up the USA.
Putin is everywhere.
United Ireland Is The Idea, And The Idea Is Becoming Reality
Limit the score-settling against the protestant scum to only two weeks.
And then, one person, one vote, and freedom for everyone.
United Ireland.
Thanks, Boris.
Floridaman Nitwit Edward B. Harmon: Repbulicans Are Dumber Than Dog Shit
Frail old Mr. Harmon is fucking batshit. Republicans are for being racist assholes who never get anything right and shit themselves in public.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Wednesday, February 23, 2022
Free RePubic Baggers, TERFs, Shabby Bigots, White Nationalists, Racist Repubilcans Are All The Same People
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Trump Is The Ultimate Republican And King Of The GOP
He's also a moist blubbery orange retard with a comically small, misshapen dick.
But Trump of the apotheosis of the bowel movement conservative project.
Sad.
Thanks, LBJ.
Bagger--And Felon--Down In Scranton!
This asshole felon Bob Bolus' ghey little bagger truck riot didn't quite work out.
Low energy bagger.
Sad.
Thanks, Trump.
Tuesday, February 22, 2022
Oh, No. Mark Lanegan, RIP
That fucking sucks. Great voice. So many bastards live on and the good men kie too soon.
The Seattle Bike Helmet Law Repeal Might Be The Most Exceptionally American Story Ever
This story's got it all, especially racist cops.
America is a failed state.
And of course the stupid racist baggers at Free RePubic get all lathered up over it, too.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
All cops are bastards.
David Leonhardt Is America's Premier Neolib Asswipe
Monday, February 21, 2022
Great News From The UK
Would be greater to hear that the old bat is ded.
We pray the blessed holy bagger remover will work it's spell on that vile old bitch soon enough.
Not Breaking News: Trump's CDC & Rapey Uncle Joe's CDC Suck Ass
Vote for conservative incompetence and get incompetence.
GOP or Dems, it's all teh same: reactionary fuckwits too stupid to do a proper job.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Sunday, February 20, 2022
Not Breaking News: Donald Trump Is A Sad Old Fat Orange Liar With A Fourtune Smaller Than His Tiny Misshapen Dick
A pathetic frail old man. A weakling. A failson. A YUGE loser. Trump is all of these things.
One thing he's not is one of the richest men in America.
Sad.
Thanks, Obama.
South Beaver Township's Dave Sutton Is The Dumbest Old Man In The World, Today
Dave Sutton's America was a racist hellhole filled with the dumbest fucking white guys fucking up the world for everyone else. Fuck them in the eye holes forever.
In hell.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Qtards Make A Great Case For Being The Lowest Form Of Conservative Stupidity In The Visible Universe
Lower even than baggers and libertarians and MAGAChuds and PUMAs and Hildos and KHive and Jimmy Dore stans, racists, Tesla drivers, neocons, neolibs, Nazis, Proud Boys, Blu Dogs, Rapey Uncle Joe voters, rock-ribbed Republicans, Klansmen, Patriots fans, cops, and TERFs.
Somehow, the QAnon fuckwits are the worst.
Maybe.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Finally! Baggers Down In Ottawa--And You Really Do Love To See It!
Nice.
Always nice to see racist bowel movement conservatives get fucked.
Party on, eh.
Saturday, February 19, 2022
Dr. Jimmy Dore Said Kids Don't Get COVID, So This Kid Ain't Ded
This people are probably crisis actors.
In the pocket of big funeral home.
Fauci fanatics.
Branch Covidians.
Kids don't die.
Dr. Jimmy Dore said so.
When You Vote For Dems, You Get Everything You Deserve
Dems are more dangerous than racist GOP assholes, because the Dems take the spot any actual adversary of the teabagging GOP will need to occupy.
But the Dems are a rock-ribbed hard-right political party, and they are fucking rotten to the core.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Boston: Strongly Racist Masshole Idiots
If you drove out all the racist Masshole retards, Boston would be a ghost town.
The Best Possible News About A Bagger: Ded
He fucked around and found out.
The thought of this vile right-wing piece of shit struggling to breath and dying terrified and in pain like a rat ina trap fills me with such feelings of wondrous joy.
Baggers get what they deserve from the brae beautiful patriotic bagger remover.
Inshallah.
Republican Baggers Want To End Contraception And Reproductive Health Care For Women
Fucking bagger fundie creeps don't care about abortion.
This is about misogyny and control of women.
Baggers are the greatest enemies of freedom.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Friday, February 18, 2022
Racist Baggers Hate Women--Not Breaking News, Either
Misogyny goes with the racism and stupidity.
Not breaking news.
Let's pray for the blessed holy bagger remover to work faster.
Fabulous News From Minnestta: Racist Asshole Bagger Rep. Jim Hagedorn Is Ded
Another ded bagger is always good news, and this motherfucker Hagedorn was a grotesque piece of right-wing filth.
So, Coming Soon, Half Of The Staff At Pinkbike/Beta Gets Canned
Mike Ferrentino already moved on the the NSMB site. Who knew?
While The Dems Engineer An Epic Loss In Novermber, Child Poverty Is Ignored
Nobody in power gives a shit about those poor kids, poor families, or anyone other than than themselves.
For the love of christ, never, ever vote for Dems.
Thursday, February 17, 2022
Some Good News For All Of Us: Rush Limbaugh Is Still Dead
One year without Rush Limbaugh truly made America greater again.
Fuck The Cops
There's nothing lower than a cop.
Except for the scum who lick their boots.
Abolish the police and make sure the diapers are free for anyone and everyone.
ACAB.
Wonderfully Merciless Fisking Of Reactionary Creep Robert Malone
Those miserable stupid assholes Jimmy Dore and Joe Rogan are even dumber than this motherfucker Malone.
Sad.
Thanks, Obama.
Wednesday, February 16, 2022
Every Day, In Every Way, Jimmy Dore Is An Idiot
Do not listen to Dr. Jimmy Dore.
Get your shots and stay the fuck home when you can and wear a mask when you're out.
Christ.
How Can You Spot A Closet-Case Bagger Who's About 5'7' with an 80 IQ
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Barack Obama, Piece Of Shit
And his acolytes were prob even worse, since they are not as shallow and lazy as Obama was. The peons will hustle to make America a bigger shithole; Obama just wanted his dick sucked.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Even Yet Still More Tails Of The Failed State, Medical Debt Division
Medical debt, like student debt, is just not something hat ever happens in a functioning society.
But that's your America, made greater again and again by the most grotesque monsters who ever lived.
Failed.
State.
For The Love Of Christ On Rye Toast, Never Vote For The Dems
The Dems are not in power to represent you. They are not in power to make American society better in any way.
The 1312 Project Uses The Finest Scientitians In America
ACAB. Not jsut stupid liars, but evil stupid liars. Cops are enemies of freedom. The 1312 Project will never be finished.
Tuesday, February 15, 2022
Fundie Creeps Have No Place In A Free Society
All religion is anti-freedom, but fundie christians are the fucking worst. You cannot allow them to have any influence in a free and sane society.
So, It Turns Out The Guy From The Knack Got Himself Thrown Off Twitter For Shitting On Joe Manchin
With all the neolib shit piled onto that hellsite every minute, it's kinda funny that the guitar player from the Knack was too outspoken.
Berton Averre was pretty thoughtful with decent takes whenever I say his stuff.
But Joe Manchin cannot be abused on our glorious official establishment social media site.
Failed. State.
Monday, February 14, 2022
Crypto Assholes Are Way Dumber Than Elon Musk Stans And Tesla Owners, So There's That
If baggers weren't so fucking stupid, they could make a case that as long as crypto morons exist, they, baggers, cannot be called the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet, but that ain't happening.
Texas Is The Ignorant Bagger Shithole Destryong Civilzation
Texas is dumber than dog shit.
No decent people should stand for this vile ignorance and stupidity
Especially doctors.
Any doctor who agrees with Texas should lose their ability to legally practice medicine anywhere in the developed world.
Conservatism is a mental defect. And America cannot claim to be anything but a backward shithole if we allow this sort of policy to continue.
TERFs Are The Most Disgusting Motherfuckers On The Planet
I hate TERFs more than even Rapey Uncle Joe stans.
Vile, grotesque shabby bigots.
Sunday, February 13, 2022
Unfriendly Reminder That This Half-Wit Grifter And Lying Simpleton Jennifer 'Xeni Jardin' Hamm Is Still Making A Living Begging For Money On The Internets
The world is a terrible place if such people live in it.
Libertarians Are More Useless Than Baggers And Will Never Do Anything Important
Libertarians are also dumber than fucking baggers.
Fuck libertarians cosksuckers.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
When 'Protests' Are Funded By Charles Koch And His Friends, Fox 'News' Baggers Sure Love Protests
Civil rights protesters, not so much.
But baggers sure love right-wing riots.
Saturday, February 12, 2022
Bagger Doctors Killing Baggers With Horse Paste Are Making America Greater Again
Let's get more of those sick disgusting bastards shitting out their intestines with the ivermectin.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Thanks, Trump.
HAL, Show Me A Neolib Circlejerk
The lefties who didn't become conservatives didn't have much time for Gitlin.
Friday, February 11, 2022
The 'Truckers Protest' In Canada Is A Bowel Movement Conservative Stunt Funded By The Most Vile Racist Right-Wing Oligarchs In The USA
The "truckers" nonsense is planned and funded and aided by scum like the Mellons, Peter Thiel, the Proud Boys, MAGAChuds, Stormfront, the DuPont Family Trust, Uline, Ben Shapiro, Fox "News", Charles Koch, libertarinas, Nazi Free RePubic, the Coors family, neolibs, nitwits, half0wits, baggers, racists, and assholes.
Would be great to see the the Dudley Do-Rights open fire with extreme prejudice and end a fuckload of bagger motherfuckers.
Even Yet Still More Not Breaking News: Jimmy Dore Gets It Completely Wrong On COVID Again
When the fuck is Dore gonna get tired of being wrong every fucking time?
Harm Reduction For Drug Users: Another Failure By Rapey Uncle Joe
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Harm reduction programs like needle exchange and hygiene and safety kids are the best things the Feds can fun to help addicts and other uses.
So, Reapey Uncle Joe had a plan.
And then they fucked it up because the Republicans and Fox "News" are racist liars.
Conservatives lie all the time. Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
If you give into bagger horseshit, you are no better than a bagger. Conservatism is a mental defect.
Sad.
Thanks, Obama.
Update: Joe Manchin is a miserable hard-right cocksucking moron.
Tales From A Failed State: Lauren Boebert
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
This is your US Congress.
Thanks, Obama.
Thank All The Gods For Baggers--Their Deaths Will Warm Our Hearts For Years To Come
These vile stupid cocksuckers will keep on dying for your amusement until the last bagger is ded.
Praise be.
Too stupid to get a shot to save their own lives, but watching them suffer makes our lives betters, so thank you, jesus.
Thursday, February 10, 2022
The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Removes Another Bagger--Praise Be!
Ded.
Unvaccinated bagger removed by the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover.
Thanks, jesus.
Fiorella Isabel Mayorca From The ConservoCouch On YouTube Is Not The Sharpest Knife On The Menorah
She gets pummeled and surely deserves it.
Fi and all her dumb friends are solely creatures of the right .
Baggers In North Mississippi Virginia Will Be Burning Books Soon
This is bagger America, so pray for the blessed holy bagger remover to work faster every day to end every fucking bagger everywhere.
Don't Pay For The New York Times
Maggie Haberman is just a fatuous goon. The Times has been shit for decades at this point, so don't pay those reactionary bastards for anything.
Christ.
Denmark: Not Failed State
Denmark has been better at this coronavirus shit all along.
Are they right with this shit now?
We will find out. They're counting on the vaccination rates and the intelligence of their population.
America can't get away with that.
Breakin' News: Robert Malone Is Such A Chump That Everybody Gets To Kick Him Around Now
It's part of the Nuremberg Ring Code.
Even James May signed it.
So it's valid.
Robert Malone is dumber than dog shit.
Wednesday, February 9, 2022
Failed. State.
The USA is a failed state. The nation cannot properly deal with a global pandemic after two fucking years. The US has one of the worst records on the coronavirus on the entire planet.
Sad.
Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.
Virginia Is For Baggers--A Real North Mississippi Loony Christian Shithole
Are you underwater on yer suburban DC mortgage yet?
Heh, indeedy.
Nice to these baggies DC fucks get exactly what they deserve.
Tuesday, February 8, 2022
Holy Shit, This NYT Anti-China Propaganda Is Both Dumb AF AND Racist AF
Pretty sure you don't get sent to a concentration camp by the government for OBTAINING AN IDENTIFICATION DOCUMENT ISSUED BY THAT GOVERNMENT.
They'd just refuse to issue you the passport.
But whtevs.
The Times is a fucking shithole.
Unvaccinated Bagger Radiology Tech Alexis Telep Works At Greenwich Hospital
How does an unvaccinated bagger work at Greenwich Hospital?
How do unvaccinated parents have kids in public school?
Fucked up.
Let's hope the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover takes care of this problem.
Monday, February 7, 2022
David Leonhardt Is Sane, Decent America's Newest Punching Bag--Praise Be!
Leonhardt is a fatuous reactionary goon and risible pissboy, so all the good guys and gals and folks are havin' a blast kicking him in the throat.
As it should be.
Inshallah.
Abortion Is Still Health Care And A Human Right
Abortion is good.
Abortion is nice.
More abortions please.
If you want to be a free person, abortion is one of your fundamental freedoms.
Joe Manchin Is Rapey Uncle Joe's Best Friend
Rapey Uncle Joe is a senile old racist conservative who has no desire to do anything to make America better in any way, so he loves Joe Manchin.
The only thing better than Joe Manchin will be losing Dem majorities in both houses of congress.
Nobody in DC wanted this dumb shit to help poor people.
Sunday, February 6, 2022
James Bovard Proves That Libertarians Are More Retarded Than Baggers
Conservatism is a mental defect.
We pray the holy bagger remover gets Bovard as soon as possible.
Anti-Vaxxers Are Both Dumber Than Dog Shit AND Bad-Faith Actors
Fucking retarded and utter scumbags.
Great.
But everyone knows Jimmy Dore is a creature of the right now...
Don't Bet Against HamNo!
Alexander Hamilton Nolan on the beat.
All the new sports betting is just gross.
And a fucking scam.
And a right-wing class-war grift.
Nice.
Thanks, Obama.
40% Of Americans Are Too Stupid To Live--Praise Be
Zeke Emanuel sucks huge moose cock, btw.
But holy shit, it's year three of this clown show and more than a third of the fucking imbeciles in this country are not gonna get the vaccine.
Christ.
This thing will never be over because Americans are fucking too dumb to save themselves.
The holy bagger remover is truly blessed.
Thanks, Trump.
Saturday, February 5, 2022
Nancy Hogshead Seems Like A Real Cunt
These shabby bigots are just vile.
All the fancy rich white people involved in swimming should be rounded up and fired into the fucking sun.
If You Want To Read A Risible Piece Of Racist Gibberish, Well, Here Ya Go
Utter horseshit, but remember Iraq def has scary nukes and is ready to use them!
Sources!
China!
And they're commies.
Racism.
So fucking dumb.
However You Want To Consider It, The USA Is A Failed State
The coronavirus was simply a novel indicator.
America is ded.
Non-functional.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Friday, February 4, 2022
Wicked Fun Fisking Of RFK Jr By Joshua Frank
But so fun.
And note that Jimmy Dore and his pissboys are completely creatures of the right now.
Sad.
Thanks, Trump.
Christ, This Is A Brutal Video Fisking Of Syd Blumenthal's Large Adult Son
With bonus comedy footage of Jimmy Dore trying not get banned from his YouTube income.
To save a coupla click-thrus, go here.
This Might Be The Most Pathetic Attempt At Boot-Licking You Will Read Regarding The Latest Healthcare Failure In California
Or...
The Dem supermajority represents ONLY the heathcare and health insurance industries, so the will of the people will never be done.
That one.
That's the true one.
But boot-lickers and pissboys will forever be lining up to get paid, so fuck them.
Never, ever vot efor Dems.
Thursday, February 3, 2022
If The Dems Were Really Interested In Winning Races Against Republicans, Maybe Focusing On The GOP's Racist Traditions Would Prove Useful
But they're not.
The Dems are on the same team as the GOP, so racist fuckheads are just part of the plan--racism is just another tool of control in order to further the establishment agenda.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
The Dems Are Going To Get Obliterated In November--It's Been The Plan All Along
$15 minimum wage?
Student debt relief?
Any of that?
Yeah, it was all horseshit.
The Dems are not interested in leading or interested in being the majority in Congress. They're working alongside the GOP to further their common, hard-right agenda.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Wednesday, February 2, 2022
Jeff Zients Sucks Major Ass--Never Ever Vote For Dems
Rapey Uncle Joe picked this unqualified,incompetent asshole to handle coronavirus policy, and he fucked it up wicked bad.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Wicked Awesome Fisking Of Richard Wolff By Nick Pemberton
Wolff has to be way smarter than Dr. Jimmy Dore or Franco Analysis Spaghetti or Syd Blumenthal's Large Adult Son, but he still got all fucked up over vaccines.
Not a good look.
Nick Pemberton delivers the fisking.
Good stuff.
Chile Has A Real Shot At Creating A Better Society With A New Constitution--If The US Doesn't Wreck It
But Chile is a clearly a healthier nation, and if the USA doesn't destroy the chance, maybe they will succeed.
Chile can erase its fascist past and the stain of US imperialism once and for all.
Not Breaking News: Israel Is A Fascist Apartheid State
Israel is the leading terrorist state in the world.
After the US.
Israel should be flushed into the cesspool of history and Palestine should be blessed by all the gods.
No racist theocracy should be allowed to exist in any sane, decent, free society.
No racist apartheid state should be tolerated anywhere.
Baggers Should Keeping Taking The Horse Paste Till They Choke On It
But any doctor stupid enogh to prescribe it should lose their liscense immediately.
Fewer baggers is aming America greater again, and the ivermectin is helping us get there, so keep scarfing that poison you fucking retards.
Tuesday, February 1, 2022
Thank Christ That The Free RePubic Baggers Are Too Stupid To Live
Praise be.
So many more of these sick, sad motherfuckers are gonna be ded.
So good.
The best possible future.
Thanks, Trump.
Anti Vax, Anti Mandate, Anti Mask, Anti Science Lies And Propaganda Are 100% The Product Of The Bowel Movement Conservatives
Looking' at you Dore and all the rest of you vile stupid assholes.
Jim Clyburn Is A Vile Reactionary Uncle Tom, And Michelle Childs Is No Better
If Miss Lindsey 'Ladybugs' Graham, the Belle of the Balls, likes someone, they're evil.
Cluburn should be flushed into the cesspool of Uncle Tom history.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Once Again, Note That This Sudden Beneiit Cut For The Poorest Americans Is Generating Very Little Noise In The Media, Even The 'Left' 'Independent' 'Media'
Where are the "progressives" in the government and in the media.
Weird.
Kinda seems like nobody gives a shit, really.
Almost like these people don't matter.
The cops are gettin' their cash.
The Army's getting the cash.
Not the people.
Not the children.
Thanks, Obama.