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Tuesday, May 31, 2022
Free RePubic Qtard Bagger Meltdown Over Michael Sussman
You really do love to see the baggers losing their fucking shit.
They've all been skullfuced by the QAnon grift.
Thanks, Obama.
Monday, May 30, 2022
Sunday, May 29, 2022
Trustfundbaby Failson And Harvard Fac Brat Josh Barrow Is Dumber Than Dog Shit
Nothing dumber than a rich guy at Harvard.
Except a fac brat at Harvard.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Standing On Ukraine
All the best neolibs are standing on Ukraine.
All the bravest willing to fight the evil Russkies to the last Ukrainian.
Fuck yeah.
Saturday, May 28, 2022
Thank Chirst For All The Guns
FREEDUMB
FREEDUMB
That dumb son of a bitch bought a gun for himself and one for his psycho girlfriend.
Texas.
Friday, May 27, 2022
Tales From Your Failed State
It's all over but the suffering.
At least a shitload of innocent children will die during this final collapse of our society.
Thanks, Obmaa.
As Long As You Assholes Keep Voting For Dems, The Pain, Suffering, Death, And Failure Will Continue
Reapey Uncle Joe is the fucking problem.
The rest of the Dems are also the problem.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Christ.
Thursday, May 26, 2022
Future Senator 2022, Future VP 2024, And Future President 2028 Herschel Walker Is The King Of The Baggers
An Uncle Tom for the Fox Generation.
A fatuous shithead with an IQ of seven.
A bagger's bagger.
Wednesday, May 25, 2022
Beto Does A Thing And Baggers Lose Their Shit--Why Don't More Dems Oppose The Conservative Scum This Way
Almost like the Dems and the GOP are on the same side.
But not Beto.
Not today at least.
O'Rourke mostly sucks, but he might be the best Dem out there right now after this shit.
Bad News For Free RePubic Baggers: Trump/Duggar 2024 On Hold
That piece of shit is going to prison.
Sad.
Josh Duggar is pretty much a Free RePubic poster child.
Trump/Duggar 2024 For The Children.
The USA Could Stop The Guntard Slaughter Today: Even The Limeys Figured It Out, But Our Society Lacks The Courage And The Intelligence
Dumber than fucking Limeys and Bogans.
That's fucking ssad.
Take the guns.
All of them.
And anyone who refuses gets a summary execution on the spot.
Tuesday, May 24, 2022
Boris Johnson's Risible Incompetence And Grotesque Stupidity Are The Greatest Gifts The United Ireland Received
Gods damn, it was a thing of beauty.
Johnson makes Trump look sane.
Conservatism ia a mental defect.
Gods Damn, America Is Fucking Shithole
But holy motherfucking shit it's hilarious to watch all these randos getting shot to death every fucking day.
FREE
DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Connectin' You To Steve Albini
Albini is always good for a laugh.
And he hates all the proper people out there, so, yeah, he's cool.
You Know Who Sucks Ass? Reactionary Nitwit Jonathan Turley!
He's a blithering right-wing fuckface.
Who doesn't know how pregnancy works.
Or what abortions are.
Or anything.
Because he's a conservative.
And conservatism is a mental defect.
Monday, May 23, 2022
Sunday, May 22, 2022
Saturday, May 21, 2022
Friday, May 20, 2022
The Light Of Burning Fetuses, That Warm, Inviting Glow, Makes A House A Home
There's nothing like the light from a torched fetus.
Bask in the insanity.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Thursday, May 19, 2022
Free RePubic Baggers Are So Much Fucking Dumber Than Dog Shit
Yes, they're nasty, racist, reactionary, violent creeps, but gods damn, baggers are just too dumb to be real.
But they're real, so there's some hope for the future after all.
Not much hope, mind you...
Dean Baker Is V Mean To Crypto Bros
Like an Elon Musk stan, the crypto bro is the dumbest motherfucker on the gods damned planet.
Assholes gettin' what they deserve is the only thing making America greater again.
Trump Creates Losers
Without Trump, the GOP wold be an even more powerful force for evil in the world. Thank jesus and all the other gods for sending Trump as a chaos agent to unman the Republicans.
Under his eye.
Wednesday, May 18, 2022
Fundie Christian Virgins Are Creepy And Dumb
These people are mental defectives.
Do what you want or don't, but if you think some fucking god is telling you not to fuck, you're a special kind of stupid
Christianity is sickening.
I Heard From Dr. Jimmy Dore That Kids Don't Get COVID And It's Harmless If They Do
Dr. Jimmy Dore is America's most reputable medical resource.
Excellent Michael Hiltzik On Canceling Student Debt
Cancel the debt, all of it. Now.
It's the only step that makes sense.
And if Biden won't do it, learn your fucking lesson: never, ever vote for Dems.
Tuesday, May 17, 2022
Evangelical Christians Are The Dumbest Motherfuckers On Earth
Those retarded half-wits should not be allowed to run any sort of school.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Monday, May 16, 2022
Bagger Insanity Gives Me Hope That The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Will Get Every Single One Of Those Stupid Cocksuckers Eventually
God damn, they're dumb as fuck.
And they're way too fucking stupid to save themselves, so a metric fuckton more of them will die thanks to the work of brave patriotic bagger remover.
And that fills my black heart with joy.
Thank.
You.
Jesus.
The United States Is Complicit In Every Israeli Atrocity
We should have put it down long ago.
It's been clear for three generations at least that Israel was nothing but a terrorist state.
Israel wouldn't last 20 seconds without America's support, so we should end that apartheid terror state once and for all.
Sunday, May 15, 2022
Pennsylucky Brings Out The Worst In Free RePubic Baggers
Bagger on bagger violence is my favorite thing.
Standing With Ukraine Is American Imperialism
Ukraine is a shitshow and was before Russia turned the heat on the war.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Fuck Joe Biden Only Works If You Shit On Trump At Least As Much As Rapey Uncle Joe
Rapey Uncle Joe doesn't make conservatives better.
Or sane.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Don't vote for Dems, but that doesn't mean vote GOP.
Christ..
Nothing Free RePubic Baggers Love More Than That Washed-Up Shovel-Faced Slattern Malaria Trump
Ya almost feel bad that greasy skank had to settle for the gross lardy old Trump.
Almost.
The Dems, Rapey Uncle Joe, Student Debt, All Of It, This Is Literally Obama's America
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Saturday, May 14, 2022
You Don't Need To Be Chairman Mao To See That The Abbott Corporation Should Be Seized, Nationalized, And The Executives Shipped To A Black Site In The Indian Ocean
If you don't agree, fuck off and die.
Baby formula is a monopoly AND the biggest customer is state governments. This should be a non-profit, publicly--owned business.
Insulin, too.
In Case You Never Noticed, Larry O'Donnell Has Always Been An Airhead
And the GOP were unhinged hard-right bastards far longer than Trump has been around.
Trump's just a grosser Republican.
Bagger cocksuckers are nothing new.
If You Voted For Rapey Uncle Joe, You're Dumber Than The Most Inbred Racist Bagger
You let a senile old man lie to you.
You believed him.
And now you're getting exactly what you deserve.
As a bonus, the GOP will be in complete control of the US forever.
You sick fucking retards.
Complete gutless assholes.
Selfish reactionary simpletons.
Thanks, Obama.
The Day Is Here When Donald Trump Is The Sanest Bagger Left On Earth
And dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
But the Dems can't beat these fuckers.
Friday, May 13, 2022
Yeah, Really Tho, Fuck Joe Biden
Guntards suck ass, but fuck Joe Biden.
Rapey Uncle Joe is a piece of shit.
Free RePubic Baggers Work Ceaselessly To Keep The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Doing The Gods' Work
Baggers are so fucking retarded, but thanks to jesus and the brave beautiful bagger remover, there are way fewer baggers out there today.
Under hsi eye.
Elon Musk Is A Fraud, A Grifter, A Wastrel, And A Simpleton
But his stans are even dumber.
Elon Musk is an intelligence which identifies the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
Thursday, May 12, 2022
There's No Doubt That Conservatism Is A Mental Defect And That National Review Is Creepy Naked Young Man Propaganda
These fucking reactionary retards never had a thought in their lives.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
William F. Buckley was a sad old closet case.
Jim Clyburn Is The Most Corrupt Scumbag In The United States Congress
Cluburn is more toxic and corrupt than any dozen baggers.
Jim Clyburn has done more to bring America down than Rapey Uncle Joe or Joe Manchin or Donald Trump.
Connecticut's Chris Murphy Is An Asshole And Most Certainly A Liar
There's no way this fuckface has student loan debt.
He's 48 fucking years old and went to Williams and then UConn Law School.
What debt?
His father was a rich lawyer who went to Williams but NOT UConn Law, so we can assume Chris Murphy is a dipshit who had low grades in college.
And now he's out shit-talking debt forgiveness even though it is SOMETHING THE PRESIDENT CAN DO and blabbering about college costs WHERE THE PRESIDENT HAS NO POWER.
What an asshole
America Is A Failed State And Abortion Is Just The Next Failure
How long will American women allow this to happen to them?
What will they do?
Healthcare is a human right and abortion and contraception are major parts of healthcare.
Any Decent Dem Interested In Dem Victory Would Eliminate Student Debt And Let The GOP Demonize Helping So Many Americans
That would be a winner for all Dems, but Rapey Uncle Joe is not interested in that shit.
For the love of christ, never, ever vote for Dems.
Wednesday, May 11, 2022
If All Conservatives Were Not Just As Dumb As Nicole Russell, They'd Be Way More Dangerous
That poor stupid girl doesn't know what inflation is. Or how student loans work. Or pretty much anything.
Sad.
Just another empty-headed right-wing whore.
Tuesday, May 10, 2022
The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Will Never Stop Removing Baggers In Jesus' America
Thank christ the Dems are every bit as feckless and insane as the baggers.
Killing baggers gives jeus a boner.
Monday, May 9, 2022
Also Note That Free RePubic Baggers And Jimmy Dore Are The Same Special Kind Of Stupid
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
And so is Jimmy Dore.
Anybody with a functioning brain would know that all infections can potentially cause cardiac issues including inflammation AND that vaccines can cause inflammatory reactions as well.
The baggers don't know almost every single one of these heart symptoms from the coronavirus vaccine resolved themselves with 24 hours WITHOUT any medical intervention.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Once Again, Note That The Dems Are Loyal Junior Parteners To The Conservative Agenda
The GOP sets the agenda, and the Dems follow. It's always been this way. At least since Ike. Really got rolling with the arch-conservative Carter and never stopped accelerating.
Never, ever vote for Dems.
Sunday, May 8, 2022
Steve Schmidt Is A Disgusting Reactionary Shithead And Corrupt Liar, But Holy Shit Does He Hate Meghan McCain
Bagger on bagger violence is the bestest thing ever.
Schmidt and McCain deserve each other.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Fatuous Reactionary Halfwit JD Mullane Is Dumber Than Dog Shit
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Mullane doesn't know what student loans are, how they work, who gets those loans, or what the effects of loan forgiveness would be.
In other words, he's a conservative, so that means he's a fucking idiot.
Time to end conservatism in this country forever.
Saturday, May 7, 2022
Nick Fuentes Is Very Proud To A Proud Boy, America's Premier Nazi Homosexual Men's Club
He's never fucked a woman, but Nick Fuentes has a MANDATE.
Every day of the week.
Heh, mandate.
He's a gay.
This May All End In Tears, But Mostly Nobody Will Care
This is certainly what most of us deserve.
We will not be missed.
But we will destroy anything left on the way out.
Under his eye.
PayPal Is Just Another Bank, So It's Part Of The Goverment As Much As Citigroup Or Goldman Sachs
In failed states, the elite are the government and the business interests and financial sector all at once. no freedom or place for anyone else. It's commonly called fascism.
Fascist states are always failed states.
Capitalism always ends as fascism.
Dangerous but failed and dying.
Thanks, Obama.
Jim Clyburn, Corrupt Uncle Tom Shithead, Reminds You Thots To Never, Ever Vote For Dems
The Dems are more vile than the GOP.
At least the GOP can further their agenda.
Oh, wait, the Dems ARE furthering their agenda.
Never mind.
But also never, ever vote for Dems.
Friday, May 6, 2022
The USA Is ALREADY Gilead
Every thing about the US is incredibly reactionary and regressive.
Beyond consumption and pollution and incarceration, the US leads the world in nothing.
It's only a random mistake of history combined with geography that makes the US a world leader.
Thursday, May 5, 2022
Current Star Trek Has The Worst Science Fiction Writing And Storytelling Since The Battlestar Galactaca Reboot
Modern Trek is essentially Ronald D. Moore's Manimal.
Standing With Ukraine Is Standing On The Wrong Side Of History
The war in Ukraine is another American imperial misadventure.
Those simpletons standing with Ukraine are standing in a puddle of rancid shit.
Wednesday, May 4, 2022
26 + 6 = 1
Sinn Fein gonna make the Limey cocksuckers eat a metric fuckton of shit.
As they should.
Fuck the Limeys.
Remember When The Supreme Court Stole A Presidential Election For The GOP?
I wonder what sort of disarray that caused?
Tuesday, May 3, 2022
Thank The Gods For The Blessed Diseased And Hateful Baggers Like Christiane Northrup Doing The Work Of The Beautiful Brave Bagger Remover
Without these syphilitic reactionary fucks, the blessed holy bagger remover would not have killed so many vile baggers.
Under his eye.
Monday, May 2, 2022
JD Mandel Is Trump's Man, The Baggiest Bagger Who Ever Bagged In Ohio
JD Mandel.
Those Mandel brothers are fucking wicked baggy fucks.
Trump is a very stable genius.
Sad.
thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.
Sunday, May 1, 2022
Conservatism Is A Mental Defect: Nicole Russell Is Dumber Than Dog Shit
This fucking assclown doesn't know how inflation works.
Or college works.
Or anything.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
The Rode To No Where
The decay of the empire is a dangerous process.
Let's pray to jesus that bad guys get at least a bit of what they deserve.