Wednesday, May 27, 2020

Modular Plastic And Aluminum Guerrilla Gravity Megatrail

Nope, this thing is not doing it for me.  This all-American plastic front triangle and various styles of welded alloy rear triangles to make different bikes is clever, but, no.  I mean, yeah, I'm an asshole for not buying one of their bikes when they were all USA handmade aluminum and shit, but, no.  This doesn't have the feel of a top-tier bike to me.  (I don't blame them for not keeping the full alloy frames as an option for dipshits like me.)


Yet Another Reminder That All Cops Are Bastards

Proud boy, closet case, and racist cop. Why not all in one?  Cops are the enemy of freedom.  All. Cops. Are. Bastards.  Great job by Chicago Antifascist Action dragging these rotten motherfuckers into the light.

Joe Scarborough Laughed And Laughed About His Dead Intern

It was so funny back then.  But now when Trump is cucking Beta Boy Joe daily about his dead intern, well, now it's not funny AT ALL!  Scarborough is a racist teabagging piece of shit whether he killed his dead intern or not.

No Pissboy In The Galaxy Guzzles The Rancid Piss With As Much Gusto As Ezra Klein

That boy loves piss.  He guzzles and gurgles and drinks deep with a rapturous smile on his dumb face.  Ezra Klein is the pissboy's pissboy.

Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Do You Remember The Kona Process 111

Short travel in the back, built like the OG Process.  These were both 29ers and the sole (2017) and top spec (2016) bikes from the last two years, with a 130 fork on the 2017 yellow and a 120 on the blue from 2016.  No plastic allowed.

Note: Process 111 is pronounced Pro-Sess One-Eleven; Process 134 is pronounced Pro-Sess One-Three-Four; Process 153 is Pro-Sess One-Five-Three.



Amy Cooper Is A Biden Voter

Racist Karen shitstain Amy Cooper is a rock-ribbed establishment Dem.  The Dems are all Karens like Amy Cooper.  She's definitely an enthusiastic Biden voter.

Joe Scarborough's Dead Intern Is Making America Greater Again

Donald Trump hates people who kill interns.  Joe Scarborough is getting cucked by Trump on a daily basis over his dead intern.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

A Vote For Joe Biden Is A Vote For Rahm Emanuel

Never Rahm.  What else does Joe Biden have to do to convince you to not vote for Joe Biden?

Monday, May 25, 2020

Boardertown


Wonderful Fisking Of Vile Neolib Greasball Andrew Cuomo

It sucks for the Kennedy family to be right about anything.  But Cuomo is a fucking shithead, and his wretched arch-conservative inanity has quite nearly destroyed New York.  The coronavirus titanic fuck-up was just a fun bonus.  The Cuomo family should be erased from history.

Jimmy Dore Reminds You Never Biden

Moral superiority.  The Dems don't want to be better than the GOP.  The Dems and the GOP are on the same team, and it ain't your team.

Michael Harriot Ain't Really A Smart Brother

Jesus christ what a fucking dope.  The Dems can't really claim to be any smarter than the most piss-stinking MAGAtard, and Michael Harriot is a very loyal BlueMAGA Uncle Tom.

Rose McGowan Is Good People

Rose McGowan, si. KHive, no.  Rose McGowan should probably be the next POTUS.  She'd be a fuck of a lot better than the nasty shitheads who are gonna vote for Biden and/or work for the fucking newspaper.

Saturday, May 23, 2020

Be A Frayed


The Best Possible News From Neera Tanden: She Has Coronavirus

Absolutely wonderful.  This would be a great victory for our dear friend COVID-19.  We can only pray to jesus fucking christ who loves us so fucking much that corona wins this battle.  A world without a vile neoliberal racist cunt like Neera Tanden in it is a better world for everyone.  Please make it happen coronavirus.

Rapey Uncle Joe Reminds You Never Biden

Why would any Democrat vote for a candidate who does not support the very centrist Medicare For All healthcare solution?  Why?  What is a Democrat who doesn't support the centrist compromise at least?  They are Trump.  Or Bitch McConnell.  Or Biden.  Or Pelosi.  Or Schumer.  Or Liz The Snake Warren.

To a person, they are all conservative Republicans in deed if not in name.

Never Biden.

Plus Trump and Biden are rapists, too.

If Trump Is Such Deadly Poison In Their Minds, Why Have Pelosi, Biden, Obama, Sanders, And All The Rest Supported His Agenda Nearly 100%?

Where's the oppostition party to the DEADLY POISON, Dave Sirota?  The Rapey Uncle Joe is better than Trump argument would be a fuck ton more persuasive if Pelosi, Schumer, Biden and most other Dems didn't give active support to everything Trump does.  Trump is just another Republican, a more vulgar and incompetent Republican, but no different than any other racist bagger; we know this because the Dems have done nothing to oppose him.  Where has the active opposition party been since 2017?  The Dems gathered together to destroy the prospects of a loyal servant in their own primary but have done nothing to destroy the agenda of Donald Trump.  This DEADLY POISON versus SHIT SANDWICH nonsense doesn't hold water.  But Sirota's wife is an elected Dem...

Thursday, May 21, 2020

Ciocc Mockba 80

Along with the Pinarello Montello, the Ciocc Mockba 80 was one of the best road racing tools of the 80s.  Seen here in the proper anthracite grey color.


Liz The Snake Warren Makes Her Stans Choke On An Endless Buffet Of Shit

Emma Vigeland chows it down and smiles.  You really do love to see it.

Klobmonster!

Biden and the Klobmonster will lose all the 57 states.  Amy Klobuchar the miserable cunt/abusive boss/racist conservative is the perfect addition to the senile Rapey Uncle Joe campaign.  This combo will be violated in so many ways by the Trump forces that we may never recover from the comedy.  Make it happen.

Useful Reminder Liz The Snake Warren Was Also A Yuge Loser

Heh indeedy.  Biden is gonna further weaken his dismal chances by picking any one of those clowns, but Warren would be the most embarrassing by far. 

Wednesday, May 20, 2020

Teenage Peeling


1984 Basso Gap

Maybe.  Lousy pictures of a repainted 80s Basso. 



If You Eliminate Private Schools, How Will Children Catch Herpes At Choate Or Get Raped At St. Paul's?

Won't anyone think of the Chuck Timlins and Chip Lowerys And Adam Hardejs of the world?  All they want to do is touch the teenager girls.  What about all those boys who got diddled at Deerfield?  It was a tradition!  Private schools are important.  There are plenty of shitheaded parents with too much money who think they are buying their way into the aristocracy but in reality need their taxes raised by at least a metric fuck ton.  And there are around 5% of the students at any elite private school who are really fucking smart and hardworking.  That's racing.

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Thrown


The Mr. Plinkett Review Of Star Trek: Picard Was More Entertaining Than Star Trek: Picard


Matt Lauer / Ronan Farrow Satchel Allen Catfight Might Just Make America Greater Again

Can't both of those tiresome, fatuous dipshits lose?  Lauer and Farrow are both vapid clowns, and they surely deserve each other.

The World Is Running Out Of Bikes?

Not enough bikes?  Selling more bikes, enough to sell out significantly earlier?  Maybe, but knowing how fucked up and clownish so much of the management is in the bike industry, well, I do wonder what the fuck is happening.  Higher sales benefit lots of folks, for sure.  Busy mechanics are good, too.

John Aravosis Is Gross And Stupid, Like Every Other Hildo Retard

Sad.  Trump keeps winning, beating Nancy Pelosi like a junkie Tijuana whore every hour of every day, but Aravosis keeps on laughing like the sad old queen he is.  Neolibs are fucking gross.  And Pelosi is probably even more disgusting than Avarosis.  Jesus.

Tango National


Roger Waters Is Alright

Gotta be on Team Roger if you're pickin' a side.  Waters post Pink Floyd career has been so much more fun than Pink Floyd ever was.

With Any Luck, Georgia Will Be Downright Empty Soon Enough

Coronavirus needs to step up as bagger remover in Georgia in order to truly make America greater again.  The GOP is a death cult, and I'm all for it as long as it works out swimmingly. 

Monday, May 18, 2020

Who Are These Old Guys Playing Teenage Fanclub Songs In A Basement?


Later IRD Stroker

1992 had to be one of the last of these, but I could be wrong about that.  Shit was still weird and shit back then.  An MB-1 would still be better most places, tho.


Pass It On: Ronan Farrow Satchel Allen Is Fraud

Fatuous hack.  Fucking zero.  All hat, no cattle.  A nutjob.  It would be great if he took down Rapey Uncle Joe, but that doesn't mean Ronan Farrow is anything other than a poser douche.  A bitchy hit piece on Farrow is always on point.

You Really Do Love To See It: Stacey Abrams Got Cucked By Rapey Uncle Joe On Live TV

Sad.  Biden is so gonna pick the Klobmonster and lose 57 states to Trump.

The Grim Donut Lives: Privateer 161

Jesus christ. But this Privateer bike is not supposed to be a spendy performance art troll.  80° seat angle.  Why not 90?  There's a reason why road bikes never had 80+° seat angles, and there's a reason why the IRD Stroker was a nightmare on lots of trails and even the Semi-Stroker, as cool as it was, was not right for lots of folks.  I guess if it's a dedicated race machine, that's something, but it would suck as a bike to train on unless you happened to live at an EWS course full-time.  Fucking stupid.


Sunday, May 17, 2020

Ruh-Roh: The New Kona Process Plastic Frames Are Frakking Ugly

The new generation of Kona Karbon frames, with the fully plastic rear end as seen on the new plastic Process (PP) 134, are here, and oh my gods, they are awful.  Kona is gonna get their lunch eaten every fucking day of the week by Transition's amazing new plastic frame design.  When the new Patrol comes out and looks like the new Scout and Sentinel, the Process 153 will be dead, and that is too bad because apparently Kona is sticking with the 66° head angle and much shorter chainstays than the current fad, both good things for any bike, especially a medium-long travel 29er.

But the frame is fucking grotesque.  Those Kurvy Kona Karbon (KKK) Process Plastic (PP) tubes are awful, graceless and ungainly, when compared with the handsome new Transition design.  And that gaping hole on the right side of the head tube so that a moto-style brake setup will work is inexcusable.  Who cares if the geometry of the Process is better when the bike is that fucking ugly.  The new 153 with the plastic chainstays and new Kona Karbon frame aesthetic surely is going to be a homely turd.  Transition got it almost perfect with the look of their new bikes, and Kona could hardly have fucked it up any worse.  This new Kona bike looks cheap and half-finshed.  Sad.




This Screaming Bagger Insanity Is So Wonderfully Crazed

Matt Couch is a very fat and stupid boy, and the replies on this thread are glorious.  Baggatron cocksuckers are dumber than dog shit, yet they can still surprise us with their explosive madness and braying ignorance.  So many dead baggers soon.  Thank you Jeebus. 

Saturday, May 16, 2020

Insane Grove Assault Neon Puke Repaint

Cool bike, but a preposterous amount of time, effort, attention to detail, and money on the finish of a mountain bike.  But this is strictly a garage queen, even though it's not at all original.  Such is life.  Raise taxes to prevent this shit.  XC Pro thumbshifters, tho.





Flat Earth Fun With Simon-Dan


David Sirota's Personal Hell Is Going To Be Compelling Entertainment For The Next Six Months

He's so, so close, but Sirota is going to have to live with this shit now.  At least we can all be entertained.

If You Are Still Gonna Vote For Joe Biden, Well, You Suck At This Game

Biden voters are gonna deserve everything they get, but the rest of the world will be suffering too.  If you don't believe Tara Reade, well, fuck you too.  If hacks like Natasha Korecki are smearing someone, you can be sure that the target of the smear is telling the truth.

The Establishment Dems Are Way More Creepy And Gross Than The GOP Shitheads

At least the MAGAtards are helpless imbeciles, and the rock-ribbed GOP establishment goons are virulent racist morons, but ho lee fukk the Dems are just fucking awful.  Clinton and Biden and Obama and Pelosi and the rest are far more dangerous than the GOP: the Dems are the evil racist conservative brains of the establishment.  The GOP and MAGAtards are merely the hapless sidekicks.

Friday, May 15, 2020

If Trump Continues To Harass Joe Dead Intern Scarborough, That Would Probably Make America Greater Again

Def would. This is the best content.  Trump sucks so hard, but this harassment of Joe "Dead Intern" Scarborough is one of the best developments of the month.  Keep this shit up, Trump.

Joe Biden Reminds You To Not Vote For Joe Biden

Step 1: believe Tara Reade. Step 2: never Biden.  Pretty fucking simple.  No reason to vote for Biden, unless you are the sort of person who would have voted for Roy Moore if Moore had been a Dem.

Knights


David Sirota Is In Hell

But when you lose, you eat shit.  Sirota has to watch Sanders push Rapey Uncle Joe harder than he ever pushed Hillary, and at the same time he, Sirota, has to understand that his wife in an elected Dem in Colorado...

Sirota doesn't have to like it, but he has to be on board with it, the Rapey Uncle Joe campaign, the Sanders support of said rapey uncle, the cascade of Dem failures, Trump's reelection...

Sad.

Thanks, Bernie!

Thursday, May 14, 2020

Are (Were) Vynl Bikes The Real Deal, What Gaulzetti Pretended To Be

They may be done now, killed by coronavirus, but when they were going, were Vynl frames the real aluminum racing bike, reasonably priced and elegant race machines, the very thing Gaulzetti pretended to be while blowing up a parade-float sized cult of personality and courting Richard Sachs?  Looks like it.  Too bad this virus killed them, too.  The frames were wicked and priced right for the 2020s road racer and athletic rider.  No risible integrated seatpost and $4000 price tag.  These were what Zathras always had in mind: a real racing bike priced right without the silly circle jerk of the Gaulzetti stans.  They were going for about four years.  Not bad. 



Richard Burr Is Really So Fucking Sick Of So Much Winning

Richard Burr is what winning looks like.  Burr is such a fucking clown that he couldn't even be debased and corrupted properly.  Almost every fucking criminal in our Congress manages to amass an illegal fortune without getting arrested, but Burr is about to fail that standard.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

The Kennedys Are A Disease To Be Eradicated

Like any vermin.  The entire family should have been sterilized two generations ago at the very latest, before they could debase the entire fucking Democratic Party for 50 gods-damned years.  If this pasty orange retard Kennedy beats Ed Markey, well, I suppose it is what the party of Rapey Uncle Joe Biden truly deserves.

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

Orbea Occam AF H20

Yes.  $3000 is a fuckton of money, but this bike is a good value, such as it is.  It's METAL AS FUCK!  I would have picked the black on black on black version, but I ain't ridin' it.



Christ, I Almost Bought A Ripmo AF, But Got An Orbea Occam AF Instead

I was faced with the fact that the mountain bike for the kid was not gonna fit anymore, right as the time to ride mountain bikes is going up up up.  So, like any asshole, I was seriously considering an Ibis Ripmo AF because, well, it's METAL! and the kid is still at the point where they ride what you give 'em, though the coming years might and probably will begin the period when the damb stubborn kid will chose the bike junk they like even if they're wrong...

The Ripmo is held up as a really good deal, but that's just not true, especially above that loss-leader NX model.  The SLX bike at four grand is not really an okay deal, though I do like the idea of the Ibis-branded high-value bar, stem, hubs, rims on an entry-level Ibis bike and wonder where the Ibis WTB or Fabric saddle is.  But, I really think Dave Weagle is a fucking fraud who ripped off the VPP idea fairly clumsily, and I really don't want to patronize the DW Link if at all possible.  I'm pretty much done with all those VPP linkage-derived bikes in general, especially the Weagle-branded ones and the more fragile, goofy, rube-goldberg ones--cough, Intense, Canfield, Knolly, cough.  I like a good deal, though, and that good deal is the Orbea Occam AF at $3000, the H20.  Fits okay, no Sram garbage, brand-name suspension, a smattering of that SLX stuff with an XT rear mech and one thousand US dollars less than the Ibis.  No Dave Weagle crap.  No dentist bike brand.  Save a grand.  Cool.

(The Kona Process 134 AF DL 29 is really not doing it for me at $3.7k, sadly, and the Process AF 134 AF 29 is pretty cheaply spec'd for an idiot like me, though I really like the green even more than the sunset orange.  At the same time, the leftover Transition Sentinels "on sale" are still wicked expensive, way too wicked expensive for a fucking kid bike.)

TV Quiz Show Actor Cucks Elon Musk And Watches A Musk Stan Cob Himself

Everyone needs a hobby.  The guy from tee vee must enjoy watching weird little dum-dums turn into corn cobs.  Big bald dum-dum Elon Musk is def thrilled to death that there are people out there dumber than he is.

Tuesday, May 12, 2020

Pleasantries


David Petraeus Is Even More Grotesque Than I Thought

This is so fucking demented, it's almost funny.  What sort of deranged shithead would allow himself to be portrayed in such a risible painting.  Jesus.  The painting would have been far more realistic if the boy had is skull blown to bloody chunks and the soldier maimed by a series of improvised freedom bombs.  That sick mass-murdering fuck Petraeus should have been swinging in The Hague.  I wonder what the psycho slut Paula Broadwell thinks of this painting.  Was she blowing him while he stood for the artist?


Neo-Vintage Transition Covert

Anodyne color. Who knew?


Monday, May 11, 2020

Safety 1st


The Clinton 2016 Campaign Was Never Very Smart--And They Were Not Really Focused On Winning

I knew what to do, but the fucktards running the Clinton campaign were the worst Dunning-Kruger combo of cocky and stupid as fuck.  The Clinton team had no reason to want to win while at the same time they could never even consider that they might lose.  This was fucking dumb, but neolibs without any core beliefs except the rock-ribbed alignment with the conservative worldview, well, those campaigns are built to lose by the Democratic Party.  Clinton would have been POTUS now if she had wanted to win more than anything else.

Sunday, May 10, 2020

Fun, Bitchy Fisking Of The Babymaker

Heh.  Those YouTube ads for the Babymaker are pure cringe.  Iain Treloar has fun kicking the douchebros around.

Unfiltered Drive-By Fisking Of Arch-Conservative President Barack Obama

Obama was a worse president than Trump or Bush, easily.  Everyone knew Trump and Bush would be utterly vile and hopelessly incompetent, but Obama was supposed to something other, something more, something better, than a fatuous, far-right reactionary tool, and he was not. 

Great News About Jim Bakker!

Fuck yeah!  Hey, coronavirus, this is your chance to get this cocksucker.  Go!

Saturday, May 9, 2020

Political Song for Malaria Trump to Sing


Me? Ow!


Katie Miller Sez: Rick Newman Is Def The Dumbest Motherfucker In The Known Universe

And she's married to that odious bald fucktard Stephen Miller, works for creepy pedomolester closet case Mike Pence, and knows Donald Trump!  Even Katie Miller can see just how stupendously inane Rick Newman truly his.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Amazing Great Wonderful Perfect News From DC

Get back on fucking track, coronavirus! This is your big chance to not suck.  Coronavirus has had a shitty record in not killing the most deserving when it had the best shots, but much will be forgiven if that bug bastard can get this shit done with Katie Miller and her odious husband and the rest of the administration.  Go, coronavirus, go!

Friday, May 8, 2020

2010 Transition Bottlerocket

Jaysus, bikes were wicked short back then...and small.

And notice that the paint colors are not completely fucking heinous...



This Doddy Bloke Is WICKED Psyched About The New 12-Speed Deore

Pay me, bitch!


This Is Peak Irish Humor From A Welsh Iraqi Medical Student

Heh.  And much better than Normal People.

Joe Biden Voters = Roy Moore Voters

Rapey Uncle Joe is just as gross and evil as Roy Moore.  It's time for the Dem voters to admit that nothing is more important to the Democratic Party than preventing poor people from earning enough money to live with a modicum of basic dignity in the 21st century no matter what.  Win or lose, the Dems will do nothing other than protect the exceptional American oligarchy.  If you're a Dem who will vote for Biden no matter what because of the D after his name, well, you are exactly the same as the typical racist GOP reactionary who will vote for anyone running on the R side.

Thursday, May 7, 2020

Political Song for Trump's Batman to Sing


Political Song for Steve Mnuchin to Sing


Loam Gold? Loam Gold?? The New Sentinel Looks Great, But Someone Please Remind Transition Bikes About Bridgestone's Colors For Bikes

K! Thanx.  The new Transition Sentinel is fucking sweet--even though it's a plastic big-wheel bike, but hey, it's the 21st century out there--but hoh lee shitt, Transition is sucking hard on the colors of these bikes.  Loam gold on this one and that gross green turd color on the new Scout are not doing the brand any favors.  I get that maybe they don't give a shit, but if they took the lesson of Bridgestone to heart, well, they'd be better off.  Red, purple, white, yellow, green, orange, blue, black; basic colors can work pretty good, and the Bridgestone picks were all good.  (Bridgestone bikes were never about the frakking color.)  Silver is nice, too.  That titanium grey on the Sentinel is not, though.  It would be fine if the bike used actually titanium tubing, of course.  A simple, basic color palette is fine and way better than these dumb ugly colors Transition is wedded to these days.  If you want to go ugly, that's cool, too, but then you gotta go full-on sublimely awful and go way more nuts than Transition is right now.  Transition colors were better even last year, the blue, the orange, the wine red were all okay.  Not the best, but better.  I'm sure that the new 2021 Patrol is going to be brown.  Great.



So Much Time And Effort Wasted By A Weirdo To Justify The Inanity Of Rick Berman, Ronald D. Moore, And Brannon Braga

Berman, Moore, and Braga are not smart or talented writers.  They had no idea what Star Trek could have been and should have been, and they, along with plenty of help, completely ruined the franchise.  It's sad that weird little dweebs need to spend so much time trying to cover for the banal incompetence of those fatuous hacks.  Leave the dumb Star Trek be.  Go outside.  Find a friend.  Christ.


Amanda Palmer Is The Fucking Worst--She's A Walking Embodiment Of Wesleyan University

Everything awful about Wesleyan made manifest.  I'm not much of a Neil Gaiman fan, either, so I think this is a great chance for each of them to fire the other into the sun.  Bye.

Wednesday, May 6, 2020

Liz The Snake Warren Is An Absolute Piece Of Shit

The Snake is a ambulatory shit stain.  Come on, Massholes, primary this bitch.  She can't be trusted except trusted to suck and blow wicked hard.  Sanders was a misogynist monster, but Rapey Uncle Joe is fine, just fine.  Fuck the snake.

Psycle Werks Wild Hare

From 2001.  Because not everybody got an Intense for some reason. 


Bethany S. Mandel Is Nasty AF And Dumber Than Dog Shit

All conservatives are fucking hopelessly idiotic, and Bethany S. Mandel is their fucktard queen.  She's a safe, soft, rich white woman who gives not a single fuck how many proles die as long as she can maintain every speck of her privilege.  Skullfuck her with a spiky demon cock.  She's a useless shitbag.  Far more people than grandma are going to need to die to protect Bethany's income.  Let's hope it's the 1% who die instead.

Glenn Greenwald Gets It Regarding Noam Chomsky, Atmo

Gets it, atmo.  Greenwald is spot on pointing out that Chomsky has held this position on voting for the Dem in presidential elections since the 80s.  Greenwald and others, including me, are also correct in pointing out that the Dems in 1982 are not the same as the Dems in 2020, especially regarding presidential candidates.  (This is also the only time Chomsky get mentioned in any establishment media as many have pointed out.)  Greenwald is sincere in his respect for Chomsky in general, and he disagrees with Chomsky on this shit.  And Glenn is right.

Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Sinko Da Five-Oh


Well-Known Chronic Masturbator Josh Marshall Also Sucks Donkey Balls

Donkey ball sucker AND Biden voter. Sad.  Josh Marshall is wicked happy to be the most eager of the vast pissboy panoply.  Marshall loves guzzling the piss of the establishment even more than he likes jerking his sad little prick.  And he jerks off constantly.  Plus Jerk-Off Josh's bitchy envy of the cool kids gets really fucking annoying pretty much right away.

Hey, Kids! Shoot Mercs On Sight, Just Like Venezuela Did!

Good job, Venezuela!  It's very important to eradicate any mercenaries wherever you find them.  Silvercorp is a criminal organization.  Hang 'em high!

Open Joe Cold Case: Donald Trump Is The Greatest President In American History

Psycho Joe Scarborough and Crazy Mika.  Jesus christ, this is fucking sublime.  Concast.  Used beautifully.  Dumped nicely.  Bad ratings.  Trump surely deserves to be reelected and probably should be president for life.  Let his retarded kids take over after him, too.  This dead intern shit is wicked fucking beautiful.  Trump is  so fucking amazing.  No wonder the Dems can't beat him.  And Joe Scarborough and his dead intern were fucking rock-ribbed GOP.  Fucking beautiful.

Monday, May 4, 2020

One Two Three Four


Jesus Christ, People Are Stupid AF, Even Punk Fans, Even X Fans

Where do they find so many inane old people?  If you don't like X because Exene Cervenka is some sorta crank, well, that's fine as long as the first time you heard of X was last year or something.  Otherwise, you're a fucking idiot.  I guess being a fatuous d-bag is a cottage industry, but no, X is not a bunch of MAGAtard racists like the average Trump or Biden voters.  Christ.

Sunday, May 3, 2020

Indie Cindie


KHive About To Get Violated By Joe Biden, Too

Heh, indeedy.  Those virulent conservative KHive shitheads are about to get a nasty lesson in politics.  Blame the victim.  They were asking for it.

JRA Really


Hearty Drive-By Fisking Of Gross Obama Fluffer And Neolib Stooge John Balloon Juice Cole Cobs Him Good

Fuck off, shithead.  Cole gets brutalized because he's a fucking moron--remember he had Imani Gandy AND Freddie de Boer on his blog as contributors at various times.  Sr. G Ape is not always right--cough, Gillibrand cough Franken, cough cough--but the big monkey violated Cole here but good.  John Cole, former Republican and noted idiot, has had made getting pwned on the interwebs into a cottage fucking industry.  Coles entire operation has always been a fail parade.  Fuck Obama fluffers and neolibs and conservatives everywhere.  Nobody has time for you miserable cocksuckers any fucking more.

Biden 2020 Voters Would Have Voted For Roy Moore If He'd Been A Dem

Never Biden.  All the shithead racist neolib conservative Dems lining up to vote for Biden would have gleefully voted for the pedophile creep Roy Moore if he'd been the Dem in any and all campaigns.  These people who would vote for Biden or Moore are the fucking grossest losers in American history.

Saturday, May 2, 2020

Pay To Say


Amanda Marcotte Is An Especially Nasty Toxic Slime

Liz Lasses will always be way more unhinged than even the most rancid MAGAtards.  The simple fact that Amanda Marcotte has any sort of a "respected" platform (in truth as an enthusiastic pissgirl) is as damaging an indictment of American society as you will find in the last 50 years.

Any Dipshit Dumb Enough To Think Tax Receipts Fund The US Federal Budget Deserves Exactly What They Get

Oh noes! The deficit! The US budget works just like your checking account!  If you believe this, please find the nearest suicide booth.  Rick Newman is an utter dunce with no fucking clue about money or economics, so he has no fucking idea how the federal government works or what the function of taxation is.  Of course the racist conservatives in the neolib Democratic establishment and the GOP will use austerity to transfer wealth to the wealthiest Americans; we know this because they've been working on it for more than 50 years.  In the meantime, fuck Rick Newman and his ilk with some especially rusty dollar-store Steely Dans.

Heartwarming Stories Of Great And Hardworking Americans

Now THIS is the sort of shit that can actually make America greater again.  Pretty much the only necessary function of private enterprise is to provide ways for workers to get paid.  Anything else is bullshit; taxes should destroy every chance of creating vast fortunes by stealing labor.  If capitalism doesn't pay, make it pay like these great people did.

Friday, May 1, 2020

1988 Pinarello Montello SLX

1988? Really? Is this a repaint?  The paint colors look a little too modern to me, less thin and more pale, not purple enough but too pink.  Cameras and monitors do vary tho, so who knows.  Chrome and especially decals look pretty frigging new, too; a nice spumoni Pinarello regardless.  I especially dig the aero brake levers, and I don't dig at all the internal brake cable guides that stick out like that, but whatevs.




Jamie Peck Has Been Kicking Ass On The Quarantine Version Of The Majority Report

Sam Seder is old, Michael Brooks is a striver, and while Matt Lech is way smarter than he lets on, he's a Michael Brooks minime in that business of Patreon YouTube begging, but Jamie Peck has been really fucking vital when she's on MR since the show moved out of their studio, and today on the rapey Biden shit was so good.  Seder is annoyingly, stubbornly, desperately holding on to that bottom rung and the associated payday, but Peck has no fucks to give--tho she surely does give a fuck about lots of important things.  It's the best MR content anyone's gonna get in the Biden (campaign) era of the Democratic Party.

Update: they clipped Jamie toot sweet today.  She was on point.


Political Song for Establishment Dems to Sing