Jack Allison Wrecked The Former Hoarse Horse Wisperer Michael Goodnough

Jesus fucking christ.  Jack Allison nuked Michael Goodnough's gey neolib Twitter account with a fukcing trademark.  Allison is now the real Hoarse Wisperer®.  Fuck, that's funny.  Goodnough is fucking dumber than dog shit.  He ded.

WTAF?--Or, Still Better Than Anything Kanye Or Jay Z Ever Managed

Holy Shit, Briahna Joy Gray Unloads With A Brutal Drive-By Fisking Of The World's Dumbest Foreclosure Lawyer Imani Gandy, The Dumb Angry Black Lady

Nobody with an IQ higher than the average kindergarten shoe size can stand Imani Gandy.  Seriously, she fucking sucks.  Briahna Joy Gray tries to elucidate, briefly, what both "sinking feeling" and "might be for the best" mean to those assholes, but neolibs and foreclosure lawyers are dumber than dog shit, so not one of 'em has a fucking clue.

Imani Gandy is as nasty as a fucking Trump kid.  I get a warm feeling when I see other folks dragging the shit out of her.

Now She's Boring, Old And Has A Kid

Anthony Huber Was A True Hero, But It's Too Bad He Didn't Kill Kyle Rittenhouse Right There In The Street

Anthony Huber was braver than any soldier, any cop, any racist guntard bagger, but had he been able to kill or disable the crazed murderer Kyle Rittenhouse, justice would have been served.

And he'd be alive.  His life was worth more than a coward's life.  More than Kyle Rittenhouse's life.

Huber died trying to stop a murderer from killing again.  That deserves respect from everyone who is not a racist reactionary teabagging guntard.

I think it's about time for the Socialist Rifle Association to bring the big guns out for the defence of the people and in the memory of heroes like Anthony Huber.

Eradicate the teabagging cancer.

1: Kurt Schlichter Is Bill Mitchell-Levels Of Demented, And 2: The Racist Baggy Incels At Free Re-Pubic Can Sense Their Doom

This is some hilariously deranged fuctardery.  Kurt Schlichter is a bugfuck crazy weirdo.  Hey, Trump's done a good job!  Minorities are gonna vote Trump!  The economies booming!  What virus!?

Yes, the incumbency has enormous power, but Trump's campaign is far too incompetent to exploit it in any of the usual, most-effective ways.  And yes, Joe Biden probably can't beat Trump, but also, Trump probably cannot win.

What would be even more entertaining than a Biden landslide or a Biden win by a 1000 votes would be a razor-thin Trump victory but Dem landslides in the House AND Senate, netting an additional 20-60 Dems in the House and a net of +6 or +7 Dems in the Senate.

Trump would be fucked.

And Schumer and Pelosi would be stuck in a constant pissing contest with Trump to see who could be the most reactionary, but a few people would be liberated to start building their own leadership machine.

Their initials are AOC.

Make This Your Song

All Cops Are Bastards--And All Cops Are Kyle Rittenhouse

Eradicate the violent racist thugs, including the police.  Cops can never be and should never be trusted in any situation.  This is the proof.  Cops and violent racist teabagging guntards are the same fucking thing.  Any cop should be considered a violent racist murderer until proven otherwise.  Abolish the fucking police.

It's Time To End All The Racist White Guntards Like Kyle Rittenhouse Once And For All

One of the prime functions of government at every level should be to immediately eradicate the violent white racist thugs all across the United States.  Yes, we have corona and lots of other shit going down, but these white closet-case guntards like Kyle Rittenhouse need to be removed permanently.  And yes that means abolishing police as we know it and ICE and most of the FBI and all that shit.  We need to disarm society including any peace officers.  Vile racist scum like Rittenhouse cannot be allowed to exist in our society.  This is something every sane and decent person can agree on.  Do it now.

Political Song for Falwell's Young Stud Poolboy to Sing

Joke Kennedy 3

Jerry Falwell Jr. Is A Sad Little Beta Cuck Just Like His Father--And Trump!

There's nothing Jerry Falwell Jr. loves more than watching a muscular, oiled young stud pound his wife Becki for all she's worth.  Falwell can't get enough of the degradation of being a weak little cuck pulling his pud in the corner while Becki takes it every hole from the alpha bull.  Being a cuck is what Falwell loves more than anything, clearly, and now everybody on the planet knows the hilarious truth.  There's blood in the water surrounding all these evangelical cuck hypocrites, and laughter and ridicule ringing out gleefully everywhere!

Since the cuck has been a bad bad boy, he has to go.

Falwell lived a story-book life of manly poolboys and flirty twinks, and being a naughty little cuck boy in the corner.  Now that's over, and the virile young men won't want to play with that useless old cuck anymore.  His best days are behind him, just like his father knew in the end.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Kellyanne Conway Is A Shabby Grifter And Vile Right-Wing Shithead

Kellyanne and the rest of the Conways are running a grift, but the establishment media are gonna eat that shit up with a spoon and beg for more of her rancid shit with a smile on their dumb faces. 

Girls Can't Do Math Or Science--Larry Summers Knows And You Should, Too

Fake news.  Girls can't do science and math.  The boys, the strong, beautiful, patriotic white boys are the ones who can do that stuff because jesus said so.  Lisa Piccirillo definitely got help from a man.

Yeah, So, Shahid Buttar Didn't Do That Shit--But Some Dummies Fell For It

The Intercept and Nathan J. Robinson were early adopters of inexcusable stupidity and falling for the ratfuck lie.  Oops.  Well, some folks need to be a fuck of lot more intelligent and not believe the conservative ratfucking.  Onward.  With luck, Buttar will be around long enough to actually beat that vile conservative scumbag Pelosi--probably not this year, but soon enough.

Live Stronger

Nathan J. Robinson Is Right About Bernie As Hillary's VP

Since he agrees with me, our friend Sr. Robinson is exactly right!  But Hillary was never that smart.  Generally the rock-ribbed, hard-right neolib Dems are never all that concerned about winning at all since they know they're on the same side as the GOP--and they're never concerned with winning in brutal, overwhelming fashion in order to destroy their opponents.  Losing is okay for conservative Dems as long as the big money always wins.

Great News From PA!

Remove those baggers!  Fewer baggers means a better America!

Re-outing

Hambini Doesn't Know What A Lugged Steel Colnago Road Frame Is

Jesus Christ, Erik Loomis Is Such A Pussy

Glenn Greenwald has made a decision to stand up to actual fascists in Brazil when he easily could have run for his life.  Erik Loomis, not so much.  (Greenwald is also something of a libertarian crank, but that doesn't change what he's done in Brazil.)  Loomis would have been licking Bolsonaro's boots by now if he lived in Brazil much in the same way he licks boots in the US.  Fucking loser.

Remote Learnin'

Julian Castro Probably Getting Kinda Sick Of Winning With The Dem Establisment

Julian Castro is about as anodyne an establishment man as you will ever find in the Democratic Party, but he's not winning with Team Rapey Uncle Joe.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama.

Fantastic News From Texas

James Baker is a fucking war criminial, so, yeah, this is great news.  The beautiful brave exceptional coronavirus should get this lords' work done for the good of humanity.

Joe Kennedy Is A Reactionary Piece Of Shit

Not exactly breaking news.  There's nothing worse in the universe than a neoliberal Democrat, except a fucking neoliberal Democrat with the name Kennedy.  But nothing is better for Ed Markey than hateful racist whore Nancy Pelosi endorsing Kennedy, so the Kennedys might finally be dead as a political problem in Massachusetts and America. 

Yay.

When You Are A Pissboy Like Erik Loomis, You Guzzle Piss!

Loomis is verwy, verwy mad at mean old Nancy Pelosi!

Good for him.

But Loomis has been an Obama fluffer from way back once he learned being a working class dolt and union historian didn't even pay minimum wage.

For the love of christ, don't send your kids to schools that aren't selective and employ the welfare academia who got their degrees from non-selective schools. 

Unless you have to.

Certainly don't pay to do so if you can help it.

Jesus.

Lee-Lee

Vital MTB Delivers The New Hei Hei Review That Pinkbike Didn't

Vital MTB.  Pinkbike decided a first ride thing was enough and then left the Hei Hei out of their XC group test.  This is a decent review and has a video with it.  This Hei Hei looks pretty sweet, and the updated spec and paint are cool, with the new SiD being a great fork choice--as long as the new bushing spec holds up.

Kona needs to spread that payola a little better.

Rapey Uncle Joe Is Not Even Waiting Till His Convention Is Over To Promise To Destroy Our Society With Austerity

Jesus fucking christ, these miserable conservative bastards can't even be bothered to lie about destroying America.  Rapey Uncle Joe is grotesque right-wing racist.  And a rapist.  He will not, his administration will not, even attempt to make America a better, more vital, more just, wealthier society.

Biden will work with Mitch McConnell and Chris Coons to destroy Social Security and Medicare because they say they believe America can't afford those generous programs.

No healthcare, no living wage, no progress, no peace, no justice.

Biden will appoint vile, right-wing shitheads like Clarence Thomas and Ruth Bader Ginsburg to the courts.

Biden will enrich the 1% and work the rest of America to death with a big bright plastic smile on his leathery face.

He's just admitted it.

Believe him.

It's all a big lie, and we are rich enough to provide for everyone, but Rapey Uncle Joe does not care.

Any fool who tells you to vote for the lesser evil is probably collecting a check from evil.

Never, ever Biden.

Steve Bannon Is Probably Getting Pretty Fucking Sick Of So Much Winning!

Winner of the day!  Steve Bannon's big gay boat ride got cancelled by the fucking Post Office.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Great Fucking News From Louisiana

Another chance for the brave beautiful patriotic coronavirus to remove another bagger!  Sen Cassidy might be dumb as fuck, but let's offer thoughts and prayers for his baggy reward.

Not Breaking News: Nancy Pelosi Is A Vile Reactionary Neoliberal Cunt

Ed Markey for the win, bitch!  Remember when that braying rock-ribbed pissboy Markos DailyKos delivered those roses to that nasty old bitch Pelosi?  Markey's gonna crush this cheap whore Kennedy, and then we can pray to jesus that Pelosi loses in November, too.

Update.  Jesus christ.

Bill Plaschke's Corona Story: This Is Trump's Fault

Failue of leadership.  By the summer of 2020, COVID-19 should have been under control, and these stories should have been relegated to the past.  Too late now.  Trump's incompetence and cowardice have politicized public health, destroying any hope the US had of beating back the virus in short order the way the other civilized countries have done.  Plaschke has a platform so we know his story.  But it never had to happen.  If Trump manages to lose this to Rapey Uncle Joe, Bill Plaschke's coronavirus ordeal will be the reason why.

Summer Love In

Trump's Failure On Corona Is Truly Astounding

Nobody could have done any worse than Trump has done.  Literally, this is the worst possible outcome with regard to the entire COVID-19 pandemic in the United States.  Trump's total incompetence and failure has quite nearly destroyed our society, and the incompetence and failure have trickled down to the states and local governments because they don't have the power or resources to provide the necessary leadership. 

Trump was too stupid and too cowardly to see that coronavirus was his chance for Mt. Rushmore.  Had he been able to act in any reasonable manner, he would be cruising to reelection.  Had Trump been able to lead in the bold, required fashion back March, our society would essentially be back to normal now.

And so many fewer people would have died.

And so many fewer lives and futures would have been destroyed.

Almost every other American would have done a better job on this than Trump managed. 

Snaks

Neera Tanden Is A Vile Right-Wing Racist Cunt

Neera Tanden is everything wrong with America and American politics in 2020.  She's a horrible reactionary racist tool, far more toxic and dangerous than all the MAGAtards put together.  Right-wing Dems are the true enemies of freedom everywhere in the world.

Never, ever Biden.

I Hope This Story Of Bernie Torpedoing The Snake's VP Chances Are True

Petty Bernie is the Bernie we should have seen all along.  It's great Bernie was willing to tell Warren a hale and hearty 'Fuck You', finally, but it would have been great for him to this disdain for his rivals from the beginning.

Never Biden.

Billy Porter And Stephen Stills Post Cringe

Jesus.

Please, never, ever Biden.

Even Weird Libertarian Trolls Can't Stand Ben Shapiro And His Dumb Screechy Sister

Choate's Very Own Little Jimmy Surowiecki Can Be As Proud Of The Brain Geniuses At UNC As They Are Of Him

Heh.  Nice goin' boys.  That worked out well.  I'm sure there's one dude in the administration who predicted this exact scenario all along wondering how much they want to risk getting canned for all the I-told-you-sos they have ready to go.  As always, conservatism is a mental defect.

Tekes

Oh Christ, Listen To This Hardtail Party Fool Cluck Like A Chicken About Head Angles And Supple Steel

Jesus christ.  This fucking clown apparently knows nothing about bikes, geometry, frame materials, anything.  Supple steel.  Steep head angle.  Chainstay length.  This guy is a professional YouTube "expert" but he's a fucking shithead.  If this dope had no idea of the angles or material on this bike, he wouldn't have worried about it and wouldn't be clucking like a vapid hen.  Fucking idiots everywhere.  But be sure to hand him some money so he can continue to be a fucking moron.  We're doomed.

AOC Sees That John Kasich Is A Disgusting Hard-Right Bastard

AOC has a gift.  If she manages to not be completely subsumed by the racist right-wing Democratic Party establishment and their money, well, she might be an okay POTUS someday relatively soon.  Kasich is a reactionary cocksucker who should never be allowed in any polite society at any time.  Fuck him in the skull holes.  AOC owes him no quarter.

It Was The Wrong Trump, Tho

The moist orange dotard's "best friend", the "best" "friend" he never once mentioned, his brother, is ded, and lots of folks pointed out that the Trump family is a bunch of weak, defective, chronically ill losers and that it would have been much better for everyone if Donnie had croaked instead of Bob.  That's fair.  And true.  Trump is definitely a big wet boy.

Fagen? Fagen, We Hear You

MSDNC's Glenn Kirschner Is Another "Russia" "Expert"! Call Russian Starr Terrell J. Starr!!

Fucking genius!  The Russians in Minsk are revolting!  They certainly are.

Glenn Kirschner is not quite the smart and handsome boy his mother told him he was.

Somebody needs to page noted idiot, "Russia" "Expert", and Not Very Smart Brother Terrell J. Starr!  This Kirschner guy is trying to swipe his gig!

Essentially Every Bike "Expert" On YouTube Should SHUT THE FUCK UP! Atmo

Very few as are insufferably vapid as Clint Gibbs, but almost all of them are just fucking so useless and stupid.  This is an overprivileged white imbecile who would be perfectly at home on the Serotta Forum, an upper-class in word and deed.  Florida man with more teeth than is usual.

Then there are the van-life beggars who raise the bar for shamelessness.  And the ones driving around now deserve to be in prison.  Christ, people are stupid.

Anwho, this asshole is just the fucking worst.  Pretty much nobody on the planet knows less about anything but are so sure of their own importance and the necessity of their brainless blather as this idiot.  Dunning AND Kruger should be thrilled.

That and electric bikes are actually electric motorcycles, not bikes, so fuck them.

YouTube was a terrible, terrible idea.

Gypsy Danger Sauce Or Gypsy Sauce Danger Or...?

It's nice that the Krauts decided to change the shabby racist name of their dumb salsa knockoff finally.  I mean, after all the unpleasantness, how did someone not quietly scribble out that name on all the labels in late 1945 and just start calling is spicy sauce or salsa sauce or sauce sauce without needing to be told.  I'm looking at you, Volks Waggin'. 

Xplora

Mike Pence Loves America's Meat And He Wants So Much More American Meat All To Himself

That creepy perv Mike Pence loves meat.  He wants more meat.  All-American meat.  Big meat.  Big American meat.  Right where it counts.  Mike Pence needs that meat.  He needs as much meat as he can handle.  He wants to choke on that yuge American meat.  And he doesn't want any stinky girls like Kamala Harris touching that meat.  America's gargantuan throbbing meat is all for Mike Pence.  He cannot fuck get enough of that meat.

Don't tell Mother.

We Pray That There Will Be Many Fewer Baggers After Corona--And Roby Mitchell Is No Longer A Doctor

The baggy retards believe this shit, but Roby Mitchell is no longer a doctor.  He is a convicted terrorist, though, so that's unusual.  Mitchell lost his license in 2005, but the baggers are still following his advice, so with the help of jesus fucking christ, let's pray many of them will die.  He's bulletproof...

Decades Of Gleefully Guzzling Piss Have Destroyed Markos DailyKos' Brain, But He's Tweeting Through It

Markos DailyKos sucks dog dick.  But being a pissboy really paid off for him, so he's willing to eat a mountain of horseshit to keep his millions.  Good boy, Markos.  Good boy.

Poor Crazy Old Bill Mitchell Got Hiself Banned From Twitter

Bold move, Cotton.  Mitchell was a screaming fucktard who enjoyed braying 24/7 that he was in fact the dumbest man who ever lived, and he will be missed by all who enjoy cringe as entertainment and appreciate that MAGAtards suck huge moose cock in general.

A Trump Family Anthem

Donald Fagen Defends Steely Dan To Friends--Heh

The Onion, 2010 vintage.  Jazz rock innovators or noodling wankers?  We may never know the answer, but...

Markos DailyKos Is Far Too Insipid To Be A Corn Cob

Neolib Uncle Toms like Jason Johnson are no better.  Markos is such a reactionary cuck that he cannot even embody the basic dignity of a corn cob.  Conservatism is a mental defect.  Reactionary neolib Dems are more toxic than MAGAtards.

Logan's Sale

Jerry Falwell Jr. Lives In A World Of Muscular, Oiled Pool Boys And Pale, Flirty Twinks

Falwell is one twisted pervert, whether he's taking naughty pictures, living as a beta cuck to a swarthy young stud, romping with loose women and pliant twinks, or just being really fucking gross in general.  The "christians" out there are mortified--or pretend to be--that some of their disgusting antics are out in public now thanks to Falwell's incredible stupidity, and that is at least somewhat entertaining for the rest of us nice normal clean Americans.  Thanks, jesus.

Hunter S. Thompson Understood The Lie Of Voting For Biden Back In 1972

Thompson understood it in 1972.  Ralph Nader tried to tell the country in 2000.  Since then we've lived through the disaster of eight years of Barack Obama.  No Biden.  No Kamala.  No neolib scum.

Never, ever Biden.

For The Love Of Christ, Don't Vote For Biden Or Any Right-Wing Neolib Dems

This society is fucked and we need something better.  Biden already told everyone nothing would change if he wins, so let's do fucking better than Joe Biden and the KHive Slut Queen and all the rest of those shitbirds.  Never Biden.  For fuck's sake.

Never Biden.

This Island Of Dr. Moreau Fisking Is Fun

Yes, this guy is a reactionary dolt, but this shit is pretty funny.  Working on that flick musta been a blast...

How Can This Be: Peter Daou Apparently Gets It, Atmo

Whut the actual fuk?  How can Daou be one of the few establishment pissboy types to have the balls to tell the rubes that Trump is nothing more than a more vulgar, more incompetent Bush, Obama, Clinton...

Simp Athetic

Ilhan Omar Is Not At All Sick Of So Much Winning!

So much motherfucking winning!  Omar slaughtered the reactionary racist Zionist scum in a righteous and well-earned victory.  All that right-wing racist money wasted for nothing.  The baggy shitheads are not happy.  Heh, indeedy.  Thanks, Bibi!

Let Us Pray That Our Wonderful Brave Exceptional Patriotic Coronavirus Takes Out The Trash At Sturgis

Bagger remover at the not-at-all-gay ghey motorcycle circle jerk.  Paging bagger remover! 

Biden Made The One Choice That Makes Trump's Win More Likely: He Picked The KHive Slut Queen For VP

So dumb.  Trump's reelection is more likely today than it was on Monday.  Rapey Uncle Joe did that.

The best choices for Biden were Bass, Baldwin, and Duckworth if he was sticking with the very dumb idea of picking a woman.

Bernie or Nina Turner would have been best.

Or Jay Inslee.

But Harris and Warren were the two big mistakes, and he made one.

So fucking retarded.

Maybe I'm wrong and the Trump campaign and GOP will not have the stones to tell the truth about Harris being a careerist whore who was willing to do anything and anyone to advance her career and getting everything she got on her back under Willie Brown and his brown willy.  Maybe.

But if Biden manages to not lose, Harris will be POTUS, and after Harris, Biden, and Obama, scraping the rot and filth off the Democratic presidency will be pretty much impossible.

Trump will need all the help he can get to steal this one, and Rapey Uncle Joe just gave him a fuck ton of that help.

Never, ever Biden.

Park Cakes

When The KHive Slut Queen Kamala Harris And Willie Brown's Willy Cause Joe Biden To Lose, Chris Dodd's Final Failure Will Be Complete

And well-deserved.  If Trump's campaign does not use Willie Brown's willy to beat Biden into submission, well, they deserve to lose.  But more likely it will play out that Chris Dodd failed one last time on his way to Hell.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Never Biden.

Biden Is About To Get Willie Browned Into A Humiliating Loss

Biden is every bit as incompetent a politician as that dumb bitch Hillary.  The KHive slut queen is about to cost the Dems another race against the moist orange dotard.  Jesus.  Trump's people are excited to use Willie Brown and Kamala Harris' whoring to drive down turnout low enough to actually snatch the victory away from Rapey Uncle Joe, despite Trump's astounding failures this year and in the previous years.  More political malpractice from the hard-right scum in the Democratic Party.

Never Biden.

Wayne Allyn Root Manages To Make Bill Mitchell Sound Almost Sane And Semi-Coherent

As long as Wayne Allyn Root is out there, the craziest Qtard lunatics like Bill Mitchell will always seem a little bit more reasonable.  That's quite remarkable.  Thanks, Trump.  Root is so fucking sure that Trump is going to win big.  What the hell is he gonna do after Trump manages to lose to Rapey Uncle Joe...

Fun Video Fisking Of The H-Anus New Star Trek

You Got Peel'd

Joe Biden Is Going To Get Willie Browned Harder Than Kamala Harris Did If He's Dumb Enough To Pick The KHive's Slut Queen As VP

It's gonna be ugly--and well deserved.  The Trump side will only need to tell the truth about Kamala Harris and Willie Brown to utterly destroy her in the eyes of the American people.  Brown knows this.  Everyone else should, too, but Biden is a senile old fool.  Kamala Harris got where she is today on her back, and she will be mercilessly shredded for it by the GOP slime machine.  (The fact that she's a vile fucking fascist cop is not a problem at all for the neolib simps running the Democratic Party.)  If Biden makes the Kamala mistake, he will probably guarantee a Trump victory.  Sad.  Thanks, Willie Brown's willy!

Never Biden.

The Racist Beta Cucks At Free RePubic Are Having A Sad Over National Review

The baggatron cocksuckers are shitting themselves over Rich Lowry.  You really do love to see it.  Racist baggers are not much on reading, reading comprehension, math, politics, hygiene, and they sure have thin skins when someone tries to tell them anything remotely reasonable about their moist orange boy Trump.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama!

Hang Ten

Kona Honzo ESD

Steel is reel.  This sled is wicked sano.  It seems very expensive for what it is, but it's really a pretty normal price for the frame and fork and mid-level parts, unfortunately.  Should be lots of fun--150 fork!--and SLX is so much better than Sram garbage.

Mark Kelly Is A Rock-Ribbed Conservative And A Terrible Democrat, But The Racist Baggers In The GOP Are Scared Shitless Of Him

That's something.  You'd have a hard time finding a more conservative candidate than Mark Kelly outside of a Klan rally or the GOP, but he'll be a much better Senator from Arizona than that loser Martha McSally.  And Mark Kelly will probably be an awful Senator from Arizona.  But at least the rock-ribbed reactionary racist Republicans are scared to death.

Jim Hoft Has Plenty Of Company As The Dumbest Man On The Internets

This frothing baggy retard Brian Cates is one, along with all the loyal mental-defective readers of Gateway Pundit.  Holy fuckballs these loons are getting themselves all frothy over nothing again, but the brain-dead can never be let down because they have no memory.  Something huge is indeed about to drop all over Trump and his baggy minions, but it looks and smells like 10,000 pounds of boiling horseshit.  Even the obscenely racist baggatron cocksuckers at Free RePubic aren't falling for it.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama.

Preteen Angst

Mike Ferrentino Uncorks An Excellent Essay On Privilege In BIKE Magazine

The racist Dick Uline-style conservative billonaire funding BIKE is not gonna like that!  Ferrentino comes down strongly on the good side of this question of privilege in a rich white man's sport and doesn't shy away from calling out the brainless racist shitheads out there.  Now if we can only figure out who funds BIKE Magazine and figure out how anyone collects a check from that outfit, we'd be rockin' and rollin'.  Apparently Mike Ferrentino's 7 year old kid wrote his Wikipedia page.

Elon Musk Is A Fatuous Grifter--Even Bernie Sanders Can See That

And Sanders supports Rapey Uncle Joe!  Musk stans are the biggest incel cucks on the planet.  A Tesla is a more hilariously yuge sign of mental defect than a MAGA hat or an SS tattoo. 

Jerry Falwell Jr. Rocks Out With His Cock Out--Bring On The Poolboys And Twinks

Parrtayy!  Falwell knows how to get his freak on.  And his dick out!  Whether it's cheap, chunky sluts or muscly, oiled poolboys or a full-on 24/7 cuck scene, Jerry Falwell Jr. is a motherfucking sex machine!

You Got Live

The Classic Film C.H.U.D. Featured Two Commanders Of The Battlestar Pegasus AND The First Commander Of Babylon 5

A great American movie and landmark of cinema.  Commander Garner, Commander Fisk, and Commander Sinclair, all in the same flick.  This achievement will never be bested.  C.H.U.D.

Quite Good News From Jordan Peterson

Coronavirus is still capable of doing good work for humanity.  This is great news regarding Jordan Peterson, and we should all pray to jesus that it gets so much fucking better.

Let's Pray For The Coronavirus' Work With Mike DeWine

Coronavirus needs to focus on Republicans and leave innocent people alone.  Bagger remover would be a national hero, but it is up to the coronavirus to decide to do the lords' work.

Peeled Jams

Remember: Matty Yglesias, Basically Another Tucker Carlson, Is A Trustfund Baby Failson Who Has Never Had An Actual Job

Matty Yglesias is, in the eyes of Harvard, a somewhat less repugnant Tucker Carlson, but that fat bald fuck has never held a real job in his life.  All he knows about work is jerking off with other risible failsons at their sad little cookie parties like Vox.  Seriously, fuck him.

95 Beetles

Kona Process X

It's a monster.  The new bike is so big and long that they blew the whole long front/short rear concept straight to hell.  That sucks.  The old Process is dead.

Spot Bikes Gets A Fuck Ton Of Exposure On Pinkbike

Where do those Lumpkins get all the cash for payola?  The bikes are shit, but jesus they have money to pay for press.  Christ.

Lacy Clay, On The Other Hand, Is Sick To Death Of All The Motherfucking Winning

Later, motherfucker.  Cori Bush won this time, ending Lacy Clay's 20 years in office following his father's 30 years in that seat.  Finally someone's taking out the trash, and that someone is Cori Bush.  Nice.

Rashida Tlaib Is Not At All Sick Of So Much Fucking Winning

Rashida Tlaib crushed it last night.  Tlaib, who led the call to impeach the motherfucker and refused to endorse Rapey Uncle Joe, well, she won in a motherfrakking landslide.  Good shit.  Bad news for the Hillary Clinton/Barack Obama/Joe Biden wing of the Democratic Party.  Moar!

Endorz

Perhaps Cobbing Dave Rubin Is Making America Greater Again

Dave Rubin is not a bright boy.  Destroying this idiot for fun might be a bit cruel, but nobody frakking cares about Dave Rubin, so America may indeed become something greater once again.

Dragging Yeti Might Be The Only Thing Making America Greater Again

But waayyy more entertaining than the Serotta Forum twits.  Idk, this bike seems stupid to me, but Yeti lost the thread a wicked long time ago, atmo.  A proper aluminium ARC and a steel Yeti Ultimate would be interdasting, tho.

4 Kaster

Q Is Always Wrong About Everything: A Nice List

Nice.  This Q horseshit is the stuff of glory for meth-head baggers and other syphilitic vermin in the GOP.  None of makes any sense, but baggers gotta bag.  And they are dumber than dog shit.

Trump's Entire Adminstration And Election Campaign Are Astoundingly Incompetent, Even For Republicans

Trump's futility is a hilariously grand.  That fat orange dotard might somehow manage to lose to Rapey Uncle Joe Biden, proving that conservatives are horrible, horrible people, in both the Democratic Party and the GOP.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama.

Yascha Mounk: Interwebs Punching Bag

When being a corn cob is too dignified.  Not only Atrios was dragging this neolib cocksucker Mounk; the entire internets were roasting his sorry ass over all the gross inanity he was shitting out.  You would think Johns Hopkins would be ashamed, but you would be so wrong.

Basement Youth

Wicked Quick Drive-By Fisking Of Execrable Pissboy Edward-Isaac-Dovere

Extra hyphen. Heh.  Dovere is an utterly grotesque piece of human filth.  Any decent media outlet would have fired him within the first hour of any employment. 

Creepy Little Racist Grifters Like Loser Joe Miller Are Everywhere

Conservatism is a mental defect.  Weird little creeps like two-time loser Joe Miller are successful grifters because the average bagger is just so fucking stupid.  Hate the game AND the players.

Everyone Associated With Daily Kos, Even David Neiwert, Is A Broken, Neolib Asshole

Neiwert has done good work, but that does not make up for gross studity like this.  Nina Turner is absolutely right about Rapey Uncle Joe, but neolib scum like Neiwert are too fucking dumb to understand it.  Ralph Nader famously tried to teach America this lesson, but money and racism and reactionary stupidity are hard to beat in the USA.  Sad.  Thanks, Hillary.

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Bill Clinton Sounds Like He's Mostly Dead--A Mostly Dead Fat Greasy Rapey Racist--Who Needs To Join Jim Clyburn In The Cesspool Of History

Clinton and Clyburn, two disgusting, corrupt conservatives who surely need to be removed from the Democratic Party before they can do more harm.  Or they can stay put and the Democratic Party can be removed from them.  Either way, Clinton is a vile racist and rapist and Clyburn is the dirtiest pol in DC.  Fuck both of them forever.  Never Biden.

When Jordan Peterson Called Into The Majority Report

Meet Suzin Green, Grifter

Michael Brooks' guru.  There was something sad and broken at the heart of Michael Brooks, as manifested by this Suzin Green inanity.  Sad.  Thanks, Bernie.

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