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The Miami Dolphins Are America's Greatest Heroes

The Dolphins are clearly the only thing making America greater again.  Humiliating the Patsies at home in the final regular season game is something all kind, decent people pray to jesus fucking christ for every fucking minute of every day.  And Miami did it.  Jesus might not be real, but the Dolphins really did beat New England.  Thanks, Trump!

KHive Lunatics Having A Normal Screaming Reactionary Year End As Usual

Just a normal very online arch-conservative idiot.  Nothing strange about that.  All galaxy brain.  Very stable geniuses.  Kamala Harris had all the best people behind her.  Just like Hillary.

Squad Monsters

Very Cool Deep Sea Thing From Neal Agarwal

Just really fuckin' neat.  This was bouncing around the internets tubes last week or something.  OG interwebs style fun.

Keep Fucking Jesus Out Of Fucking Christmas

YO

Feckin Christmas Eve

Torsten Kathke Brutalizes D'Nesh D'Souza In The Spirit Of Christmas Cheer

Kathke fucking wrecks D'Souza for the fun of it.  Dinesh D'Souza is a real fucking idiot, but skull-fucking him in public is still worthwhile holiday funfetti. 

This Timely Neo-Vintage Fisking Of Last Jedi Is Quite Likely The Best Thing Any Atkins Has Done

David Atkins got this right, at least.  His ranty fisking is pretty fucking fun, and now timely given the boiling shit show that is the latest J.J. Abrams risible failure. 

Risible. 

Rise-able.

Anyway, it so fucking hilarious that the Disney idiots didn't have even an outline for this shit.  George Lucas pulled most of his SW shit out of his ass right before he made the individual movie, but he at least pretended that he had a huge saga in his head or in his notes somewhere.  Disney fucked up so hard that it made Lucas look creative.  J.J. Abrams is dependably awful; Rian Johnson is clearly a fucktard; Colin Trevorrow couldn't suck and blow hard enough for Kathleen Kennedy, apparently.  Amazingly epic failure.  Thanks, Trump.

Josh Barro: Libertarian Dipshit Trustfundbaby Failson Or Corn Cob?

Why not both? Always and forever Josh Barro is a fatuous little twerp.  It's really nice that the libertarian rich guy with the trust fund and the connected right-wing father thinks that healthcare is useless politically.  Really.  Nice.  The rest of the fucking country disagrees with that cockbag Barro.

For what it's worth, Josh Barro is another friend of tee vee guy Chris Hayes.  Like Ben Domenech-McCain.  All that shit says something about TV's the liberal Chris Hayes.  And it's not real good.

The Nerd Crew Is Really Fucking Boring Since They Moved To Collider

Nothing is the same now after Geek Crate and Nerd Box went out of business.



This Collider Nerd Crew parody called Jedi Council is just fucking awful.  The guy on left has the worst Jay Bauman impression ever.  Jeez.

Over Kill Over

Jesus Fucking Crispy, Jane Lynch Is A Motherfucking Dipshit

Lynch is getting pummeled on the interwebs over her dumb comment about wine caves and class warfare.  Lotsa folks thought maybe it was a very dry snarky drag of Booty-Gig, but it's not.  Jane Lynch really is that screamingly stupid.  She's also a fan of fucking Amy Klobuchar--this is Louise Mensch-level fucktardery.  This sort of bugfuck insanity is killing our fucking planet. 

How DO you stop a trending, Jane?

Ghosting Ray Gun

Amy Klobuchar Finally Finds A Purpose: Treating Little Pete Booty-Gig Like A Staffer And Slapping The Shit Out Of Him In Front Of Everybody

Wholly fuckballs on toast.  Amy Klobuchar clearly despises Petey Booty-Gig, so she treated him the way she treats her staff and kicked the shit out of that smarmy little prick at the Dem debate tonight.  Minnesota Nasty Klobuchar made lil Petey look like a prissy little crybaby in short pants, and every time he tried to pull up those short pants and push back, she beat on him harder with her pointy heels, reminding the rest of the children that he was a lightweight failure of a college town mayor and couldn't even win a state-wide race in fucking Indiana.  Heh, indeedy.  Klobuchar is a heinous bitch, and she had her fun; now she should drop out and endorse Bernie.  Thanks.  Kbye.

General JC Christian, Patriot Says Hello And Goodbye To Yeasayer

15 seconds, 15 years, the pool, the pond.  Yeasayer went out as big as ever.  The General probably saw the retweet from Dave Weigel...

Ariel Edwards-Levy & Crucification: How Is That Website Free?

Well, fuck me runnin'.  That's fucking great.  Not knowing crucifixion at first makes it so much fucking better, especially since her name wasn't Mary Margaret McGillicuddy or anything..  "Nailed it."  "The hill to die on." Jesus.  Might be time to call in the interwebs cavalry to clean up this situation. 

Time To Purge The Nazis From The US Government

Jesus christ. Not only a Nazi, but the Tiger Beat centerfold picture of the Nazi as well.  Somebody in the DOD really likes jerking off to pictures of Nazi war criminals.  We need to remove these people from the government with extreme prejudice.  The fucking Nazis are not even trying to hide anymore.  It's way past time to make Nazis afraid again.  Let's start with the Nazis in the US government.

Motor'd

When Bernie Wins, Heads Will Explode

Millionaire media types are all village idiots, and they are gonna be mighty fucking shocked when Bernie Sanders wins Iowa, New Hampshire, Nevada, South Carolina, and then California.  Mass self-delusion by idiots is a real thing in the media.  2016 proved it.  2017, 2018, 2019 proved it.  2020 will be no different.  Nathan J. Robinson is on the beat; he has a hat.

Psych

Truly THE Best-Case Grumpy Cat Situation

Welcome To United Ireland! And An Independent Scotland!

The Limeys have fucked themselves for eternity. Heh, indeedy.  Those idiots had a chance to elect a great leader in Jermey Corbyn, but fuck them.  They picked the wrong side and now they will lose not only their economy but their entire nation.  Stupid fucking Limey cocksuckers.  Corbyn would have been the only man who could have saved their shitty little country, but he's out now.  Corbyn was hamstrung by Brexit, and his failure will mean the end of Britain.  Thank the gods.

Now we will have what is the best anyone would have hoped for: a united Ireland.  Ulster will have no choice now but to join the Republic, and this election has brought the unification forward by at least a decade.  Scotland will be independent soon as well.  By 2025, Great Britain will be no more.  England and Wales will not be able to be generate the economic activity of Somoa.  All the business will be done in Dublin and Glasgow but no more in London.  Fucking glorious.  Wealth and power in Ireland and Scotland will mean economic desolation and poverty in England.  Couldn't happen to nicer Limeys. 

Well, Shit, Bernie Is Gonna Win South Carolina, Too

Fuck yeah!  Biden is cratering in SC, and Sanders is probably gonna win that fucker in addition to Iowa, NH, and Nevada.  If Sanders wins each of the first four primaries--and at this point he probably will--well, that's game over, dude.  Bernie Sanders will be the fucking POTUS.  And he should immediately begin employing a food taster.  And I would not volunteer for that job.  But Michelle Obama would be an excellent choice.  Or George W. Bush. 

Elizabeth Warren Is A Republican In Her Bones

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Doesn't Sound The Same, But Still He Still Sounds Like Daltrey

His range is shot, but Roger Daltrey is fucking 75 years old.  Jesus.

Sr. Garbage Ape Brutalizes Matty Yglesias And The Vox Shitheads In A Deadly Drive-By Fisking

Christ, that was fun.  Matty Yglesias should probably be the poster boy for trustfundbaby failsons everywhere, and the eleventy billionth reason why Harvard is a fucking joke.  Vox's brand is clueless neoliberal failson, so it is pretty perfect for Yglesias, really.  The General gets in a good kick while Yglesias is down, too.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

The Dumbest Right-Wing Horseshit Regarding Health Care You Will Read This Week

This week. Week. Get it?  Anyway, vacuous libertarian bimbo Bonnie Kristian is, besides a screaming fatuous idiot, hilariously uniformed about healthcare in the United States.  One third of Medicare spending is not wasted, no matter what lying right-wing shitheads like Charles Silver and David A. Hyman say.  Unhinged racist arch conservative assholes at the Cato Institute are not reliable sources on anything other than the taste of Koch brother piss.  Single-payer is a boring centrist compromise, a way to cover everyone while preserving the private care-delivery side of the health care system.  Taxes will not go up for most people, and wait times will not be any worse than they are now--and will probably go down as every provider will know that they will be paid on time every time for each patient.  Reactionary libertarian Republicans don't want everyone to be covered, but Bonnie Kristian will never be honest about that shit.  Fuck them all.  Time for real progress now.

Patriots Lose Again! Gods Bless America!!

Praise Jeebus, the Patsies lost again.  The world cannot possibly be as bad as it seems today.  There is goodness out there somewhere.  We have a bit of hope when the fucking Patriots lose.  Maybe there truly are gods who love us so fucking much.  Ay-mans.

Neera Tanden Is A Vile Racist Neoliberal Shithead, Totally Lacking In The Inherent Dignity Of A Corn Cob

What a wretched cunt.  You can see why Neera Tanden and Hillary Clinton were always so chummy.  Horrible racists all.  As well as the dummies who signed that gay letter.  All millionaires, at least, and hateful racist scum, who certainly don't want be taxed a penny if it will mean Britain will do anything to help a poor brown person.  They know Corbyn is no anti-Semite; they know there is no proof at all; this is all about class protection.  Neoliberals are every bit as bad as the Tories and Republicans.  Worse, really.  Fuck them all. 

End Homelessness Now: Housing For All

Step 1: house the people.  That's not a miracle.  Safe, secure, warm, permanent housing is a moral imperative in every civilized society.  The fucking Fins figured out a really complex way to end homelessness, so let's do that.  Build fucking housing.  Move people off the streets and into their own homes.  Radical.  Miracle.  If Finland can do it, then the US should be able to do at least that much.  Let's get on that, motherfrakkers.

Big Cat Diary

Nifty Little Drive-By Fisking Of The Neil Gaiman/Ta-Nehisi Coates-Level Overrated Dave Eggers

Dave Eggers was always way more hat than cattle, but I had no idea so many people realized it.  Fun stuff.  It sucks when you're an orphan and shit, but jesus, did anybody even begin to read You Shall Know Our Velocity without realizing immediately what a shallow hacky fake Eggers was.  I mean, like Jonathan Safran Foeresque fatuous twaddle.  Pure suck.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Fred Hampton Was Murdered By The Cops 50 Years Ago

1969. Jesus. Fifty years ago.  White fear and police atrocities are back again bigly under Trump and his white nationalist idiot army.  Fred Hampton and the Panthers were too successful to be allowed to have a place in American society.  50+ years have been lost, and we as a society are so fucked now.

GTFO Kamala Harris And The KHive--Sick Of So Much Fucking Winning!

Kamala Harris is a cop!  Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!  This is what making America greater again looks like.  Harris and her KHive idiots are sick of all the motherfucking winning.  The Big Cuck Democrat Armando Llorens is such a yuge fucking pussy.  Harris is a vile failure, and now everyone knows it.  The fact that she got no traction in this primary is a pretty good sign, at least.  California Dems, primary that scumbag Harris!  She needs to be thrown out of the Senate.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Update: Wonderful gratuitous Al Giordano fisking.  Nice.  This Kamala Harris risible failure keeps getting fucking better.

Patriots Lose! America Is Saved!!

America is greater again!  Everything is bad but when the Patsies lose it is good.  Thanks, Trump!

'Do They Know It's Christmas' Is A Truly Vile Song For So Many Reasons

For once Bono is not the worst part of something.  I'm sure he's proud of that.  Phil Collins figures prominently, so Bono is not the king of suck on that day.  The hopelessly ignorant, patronizing racism is pretty def worse than Bono, too.  Bono might even know that there are def many, many christians in Africa who know when fucking christmas falls on the fucking calendar.  Bono, like Toto, perhaps is aware that it often rains in Africa, where there are rivers, some quite famous, and sometimes snow because Africa is a huge fucking continent with a shitload of varying climates.  Plus some well-known mountains.  Imagine!

Poor Paul Weller looked sad and confused by the entire exercise.

The song does legit blow dog; it's the worst of Midge Ure all in one place.  Plus, the racist whitesplaining horseshit.  The fact that nobody rolled a comically oversized grenade into the middle of that recording session is proof enough that no gods exist.  In the end, Midge Ure and Bob Geldof didn't understand anything more about Africa than Sam Kinison did.  The important difference being that Kinison realized he was being a stupid dick about it for money.



You miserable clowns are def not the fucking world.

Young Pop Bliss

Excellent And Straigtforward Endorsement Of Single-Payer From Saez And Zucman As Seen In Politico

We can afford Medicare For All.  No shit.  I mean, yes, of course we can.  Saez and Zucman do a great job of making the case without getting into the fucking weeds, with the upshot being that a proper single-payer system will be a huge pay raise for every American worker.  In addition to being a moral imperative for any semi-functional modern society.  Of course.  That too.

The part nobody's talking about yet is that California is the actual single-payer plan.  Sure Bernie will have a Medicare for All bill introduced on day 1 or whatever, but miserable arch-conservative reactionary racist Dems like Joe Manchin will never vote for it, while all it's really going to take is California instituting their own single-payer plan with the help of the Sanders administration and the guarantee that California will still get all of the federal health care funding they get now to spend on their plan.  That's it.  Game over.  Once California does it, New York, Virginia, Florida, and Texas need to follow suit, and Massachusetts, Vermont, Oregon, Washington, Illinois, Michigan, Nevada will want to, and that's pretty much it.  Single-payer healthcare in California creates a fait accompli.  Sanders knows this.  This is the real, practical, achievable plan to get Medicare for All.  That's how it went down in Canada, too. 

Dan Crenshaw: One-Eyed Corn Cob And Bug-Eyed Teabagger

What a piece of shit.  Dan Crenshaw is a fucking idiot, aka a perfect Mayo Pete supporter.  Booty Gig is fortunate to be a rock-ribbed conservative.  Thanks, Trump!

Hell Razer

Glorious Winning Day After Day For The KHive And Armando Big Cuck Democrat Llorens

So. Much. Motherfucking. Winning.  Harris is sick of all the winning!  And so is the KHive!  Poor Armando Big Cuck Democrat Llorens is not doing very well.  He's having a sad and telling himself Bernie is only at 13% nationally with nowhere to go.  Armando is a fucking imbecile.  And it's too bad the Big Cuck Democrat has never heard of a polling average.  Meanwhile, Kamala Harris Is A Cop and bleeding staff to a fucking Republican, and all of the dozen or so Harris supporters left besides Llorens are about to start committing suicide when Bernie wins primary after primary.  It's gonna be fucking oodles of fun.

And Armando Llorens might be the dumbest motherfucking on the gods damned planet.

Gobbles

KHive Pissboy And Hillbot Moron Armando Big Cuck Democrat Llorens Will Always Be A Fucking Dipshit

Sucking Hillary's dick three years after she lost to the lardy moist orange manbaby is probably the most pathetic thing in the fucking universe.  But dimwits like Llorens have no brains and no shame and will work their dumb motherfucking asses off to make sure they lose to Trump again.  Our mission is to stop them.

Stephen F. Austin Is America's Finest University, Today

With the planet's favorite college basketball team, today.  The pride of Nacogdoches, the Stephen F. Austin State University Lumberjacks did the lords' work by beating the most vile organization in the known universe, the Duke men's basketball team, at home in front of their wretched fans.  Excellent work gentlemen.

Megan McArdle Is The Ultimate Grotesquely Useless American Faildaughter

No ravenous cancer in a baby or sucking, gangrenous wound on a fluffy kitten is more disgusting than Megan McArdle.  Dung beetles who are so lazy that they refuse to roll shit into little balls have more essential dignity--and more inherent worth to the universe--than Megan McArdle.  The hateful insipid horseshit she manages to spew up in exchange for a handsome salary is easily one of the worst indictments of the essential depravity and fundamental evil of humanity in all of history.  This dullard never had an original thought in her empty head, yet she has been ceaselessly rewarded by the conservative, establishment media and helplessly stumbled her way upwards her entire life solely because she is a fatuous upper-class faildaughter.  She knows nothing about life, has never had to work or worry about anything ever, and her risible rules are beyond simplistic and inane.  Humanity is doomed.  Megan McArdle is the worst of us. 

Is There Anything On Earth Worse Than A Christian

This is screaming, bugfuck insanity.  Franklin Graham and Eric Metaxas are absolute syphilitic fucktards.  They believe in jesus and demons and all that shit.  At least, they say they do.  But sincere belief in any or all of that nonsense is fucking lunacy.  And these fools get to run around loose and fuck up the world for the rest of us.  Billy Graham was one of the most truly grotesque and vile humans who ever lived, every bit as bad as Hitler or Reagan or Bush or Nixon or Pinochet or Thatcher or Billy Ray Cyrus.  Franklin is a fatuous failson, but he's also a greasy grifter and shithead.  Yet there he is, every day, making the world a worse place to live for everyone else.  That's our fault.  Fictional jesus christ didn't let that happen.  We did.

Peter Wehner is himself a simpleton, failing to understand what a disgusting piece of filth Franklin Graham is and giving him credit for his criminal conspiracy disguised as his dumb charity, Samaritan's Purse.  The only purse Graham gives a shit about is his own, but Wehner is doesn't have the brains or the balls to grasp any of that.  The Atlantic employs liar and risible scumbag Edward-Isaac Dovere and neocon cocksucker David Frum, after all.

Jill Filipovic: Corn Cob Or Dim Wit? Both? Yes!

Jill Filipovic might not be this stupid.  She may be a disingenuous neoliberal shithead.  But either way, these Hillbots--and reactionary muttonheads--like Filipovic, like Moira Donegan, are toxic to real progress in the U.S.  People like Filipovic and Donegan need to be swept into the dustbin of history right fucking now so that we can get to work.  Conservatives suck, and it is heartening to see Nathan Robinson triggering them so deftly.

Update: This is fucking genius--welfare academic simp Scott Lemieux clowns himself because, well, he's the sort of fella who gets canned from a tenured job at a non-selective private college because nobody takes his dumb classes.  Very.  Stable.  Genius.  (Clearly Lemieux didn't read Robison's article, but remember: got fired from a tenured job at a shitty college.)  Sometimes I think Dave Weigel is trying to signal to us that he's not the fat greasy libertarian boy he appears to be and is only pretending to keep his cushy job and be able to afford the vast quantities of onion rings and hot dogs and cigarettes required to keep his girlish, Ignatius Reilly figure, but, nah, he's a fucking dolt, too.

The Who By High Numbers

In the end, the fact that Daltrey and Townshend can still play the hits is the news.  Sure, Townshend is still petty and insane, and Daltrey is a self-satisfied old Tory, but the two of them can saddle up the old war horse and go out and belt out the old rock and/or roll.  No matter what Townshend says now, The Who in their prime was the sublime rock monster beyond anything before or since.  Nobody did it better, even if the explosion couldn't be contained forever.

David Sirota's Best Life: Grotesque Pissboy Edward-Isaac Dovere Can Only Aspire To Corn Cob Status

Ass-licking toady Edward-Isaac Dovere, the creepy little coward who had a shitfit and lied his ass off trying to smear David Sirota after Sirota went to work for Bernie Sanders, gets brutalized by Ryan Grim and Shaun King and plenty of other folks on Twitter, because, well, why the fuck not?  David Sirota certainly seems to be enjoying it, as well he should.  Now everyone knows what a craven little turd Dovere is, a hack stenographer and careerist boot-licker, and pretty much anyone would have to admit Sirota was right.

Excellent Nathan Robinson Fisking Of Elizabeth Warren

Not one of us.  Nope, she's not.  Never was.  And the longer the campaign goes on, the worse she looks.  Warren was never going to be as good as Bernie on anything, but health care and foreign policy are just the most glaring of her shortcomings.  Sanders is not perfect, but Warren is working overtime showing just how much better he is than anyone else right now.

Exactly What Specific Sort Of Weird Loser Do You Have To Be To Be An Elon Musk / Tesla Stan?

Jesus frakking christmas.  Tesla is literally a scam.  Their cars are overpriced garbage.  They're idiot traps.  Anyone who buys one is too stupid to live.  This risible truck is a fucking joke.  Elon Musk is so dumb.  And he's a liar.  Nothing he promised about his shitty cars or his shitty solar panels or his shitty rockets have worked.  It's a grift.  Except the fires.  The fires are real.  Tesla is highly flammable.  His cars explode, and the solar panels could burn down your house.  And of course rockets splode all the time.  But sure the absurd truck Tesla will never build will also have solar panels on it.  Sure.  Musk has done nothing useful in his fucking life.  He took a pile of his father's money and invested it in a startup and that pile turned into a bigger pile.  Now Elon Musk spends his every waking moment trying to show the world just how dumb he is, but some people will continue to suck his dick.  Why?  Shouldn't these sad little men find another hobby?  Just how motherfucking dumb do you have to be to think Elon Musk is smart?  Isn't there something better you can do with your time instead of fluffing a grifter imbecile like Elon Musk? 

Apparently not.

Jesus.  This guy is fucking demented.

No Gurls

Bibi For Prison 2020!

Can this piece of shit Bibi go to the same prison as Roger Stone?  And whichever of the Trump assholes get sacrificed.  That would be oh so nice.  Netanyahu is finally indicted for being a corrupt scumbag but not for being a genocidal war criminal.  If we pray to jesus really fucking hard maybe that will be next. 

What The Actual Fuck Is Wrong With The People In The United States

Jesus christ.  This is a horrifying story from the Chicago Tribune.  Torture of kids is just another normal day at many schools in Illinois and elsewhere; locking unruly children in isolation rooms to make it easier on the staff is 100 fucking percent torture.  Education experts and special education experts have plenty of alternative, productive techniques to help the kids, but torture is so much fucking simpler.  And way more fun.  This is a diseased society, definitely not worth saving.

Warren's Foreign Policy Instincts Are Fucking Garbage

This is a very dangerous weakness for Elizabeth Warren.  On foreign policy, she's an arch-conservative, and that fucking sucks major ass.  Anyone with even half a brain knows exactly what fucking happened in Bolivia--and knows what the USA did.  The fact that Warren doesn't have the sense or the courage to tell the truth about the violent right-wing military coup staged by the United States through the OAS is perhaps the worst thing about Elizabeth Warren.  And this is a woman who was an enthusiastic Reagan Republican until she almost 50 fucking years old.  Jesus.

Ryan Grim loves Warren, and even he sees how toxic this shit is.  Bernie's so much more enlightened than Warren in every way, but foreign policy is one of the most striking.  Not much came up in the debate last night, but Bernie did get in a nice mention of Palestine and Gaza last night.  Warren sure as shit did not.

Not All

Ady Barkan Decides To Go Out A Loser

In the end, Ady Barkan failed.  Sad.  Barkan had a chance to make the better choice, but he didn't.  Of course, Barkan was a Warren stan from before his ALS diagnosis.  Like all endorsements, this was more than a bit of a political stunt, but regardless, he should have known better.  Warren is a terrible candidate compared to Sanders, far too conservative and far too recent a convert to the centrist agenda of healthcare as she was a rabid Republican until she was almost 50 fucking years old.  Clearly Warren would also abandon her push for healthcare and surrender to the conservative Democratic Party establishment just as Obama did.  People in the US need to be better than Ady Barkan and Elizabeth Warren.

Besides Being A Millionaire Trustfundbaby Failson, Matty Yglesias Is Also A Corn Cob

Delete your account, you grotesquely stupid reactionary cocksucker.  Yglesias is nothing if not a detestable neolib shithead, but at least the proles can have some fun kicking his teeth out on Twitter.  Without his trust fund millions, Matty would be squatting in a puddle somewhere with no pants on eating worms, ranting that all he wanted out of life was to shine Ezra Klein's boots with his tongue and drink deeply from his pissbucket.  Fuck him.  Time to tax these nasty creeps out of existence.

Bernie Needs To Educate Some Of His Peeps On Healthcare, Canada, And History

Ro Khanna is right on here, but some of the Bernie people lost their shit because they are fucking morons.  Warren stan Ryan Grim gets pissy, but he's right.  Single-payer in Canada started with Tommy Douglas creating Medicare in Saskatchewan, paving the way for adoption by the rest of the Canadian provinces.  It's a solid plan.  If the a state like California can be assured that president will back their play with the totality of Medicaid and other federal payments to fund a single-payer plan, well, that's game over.  Once California has single-payer, other states will follow quickly.  All a state needs is the assurance that feds won't undermine their single-payer plans; this is what happened in Vermont.  With a better president than Trump or Obama, a large, prosperous state would be able to make it work.  That's a great way to go if President Bernie doesn't have a decent, sane Senate.

Be better Bernie people.  Jesus.

Others Than

Kristi Noem And South Dakota Finally Explained: Meth

Gov. Kristi Noem and the people of South Dakota apparently have some sort of pretty good excuse for, well, South Dakota and everything else: they're on meth.  That makes perfect sense.  Everything about that vile teabagging shithead Noem's political career and South Dakota in general is abundantly clear, and frankly should have been all along.  This is our fault for not figuring it out sooner.  

Yes, yes you are.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Anodyne Fisking Of Nate Silver In The New Republic By Aaron Timms

This is fine, but it could have been so much bloodier.  Silver is a grotesque fucking joke, and while this long-form fisking by Aaron Timms is certainly gratifying, surely Silver warrants a much more brutal exposure.  Nate's Liver points the way.

David Dayen's Day One Agenda For President

Dayen one. Good.  A useful reminder for the neolib shitbirds out there that a new president has lots of power and, unlike Trump, could wield that power to benefit the 99% instead of the most hateful bigots and vile inbred billionaires.  More of this and less pathetic right-wing Obama/Biden/Mayo Pete horseshit.

John Bel Edwards, Not At All Sick Of So Much Winning, Cucks Trump In Louisiana

Why is Trump so fucking sick of all that winning?  Creepy arch-conservative John Bel Edwards is a Dem, and he fisted Trump yesterday after the fatuous MAGAtard lunatic running for the GOP, Eddie Rispone, got fisted by the voters of New Orleans, Baton Rouge, and Shreveport.  Nice to see that the voters in those cities realized that they could decide who the fucking governor was going to be, instead of ceding all authority to the racist bumblefucks in the rest of the state.  Thanks, Trump!

Not Breaking News: Stephen A. Smith Sucks Major Ass

And is a horrible, boot-licking Tom.  Smith deserves to be on Fox "News" 24/7 with a side gig shining Tucker Carlson's and Sean Hannity's and Lou Dobbs' shoes.  Eric Reid is a decent fellow, and he's one of the smartest guys in the NFL.  Reid, good, and Smith, piece of shit.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

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Myles Garrett Was Just Playing Old Time Hockey

Old Time Hockey!  Myles Garrett fucked up because old time hockey is not what America is all about anymore, but that pussy Mason Rudolph started a fight that he was sure to lose.  Garrett was wrong to take the bait, yes, but we should not forget that Garrett is clearly a man who understands old time hockey.  Anything greater than a 2 or 3 game suspension for Garrett is way overkill unless Rudolph gets suspended as well.  This idiot Max Kellerman shows he is a man who loves old time hockey and is surprisingly quite correct about this shit.  On the other hand, there cannot possibly be a bigger fucking screaming imbecile on this planet than Stephen A. Smith.  ESPN is shit in general, but holy christballs, Smith is a gods' damned toxic fucking moron.  Smith is way too fucking dumb to appreciate old time hockey, too.

Roger Stone: That Freaky Little Pervert Was Made For Prison

Roger Stone is officially sick of all the winning!  Thanks, Trump!

When Stone goes to prison, it will represent the last of his hot and horny creepy fantasies, a real bucket-list experience.  The rest of the world will be delighted not because Stone is in his element, but because Stone is a vile reactionary shitbag who will deserve each and every single disgusting second of his prison term.  No matter how nasty Stone is, not every day of his incarceration will be a non-stop Republican orgy.

Hey Pop

Poulidor, R.I.P.

Raymond Poulidor, indeed a true racing icon.  Poulidor was famous for his racing rivaly with Anquetil, but he was also a beloved athlete and said to be a truly decent person.  The story of his time with Anquetil while the latter was on his deathbed transcended bicycle racing.  Au revoir, Poupou.

Somehow Less Annoying Than The Actual Smashing Pumpkins

I get the feeling Courtney Love and Billy Corgan deserve each other.

Not Breaking News: Trump's Catamite Stephen Miller Is A Huge Racist Asshole

SHOCKING!  It's sorta hard to fathom how a vile racist troll could be a literal racist GOP operative placed in the White House by Steve Bannon.  Or something.  Miller being a ranting racist creep is not a secret to any of the bigtime media dipshits in Washington, but plenty of those careerist pissboys and pissgirls in the establishment media are going to pretend that this is a shocking shock to anyone and everyone.  How could anyone have known...

Ilhan Omar is going to be a great POTUS in 2029.

At Least You Are Not Someone Dumb Enough To Pay Or Pay For Josh Barro Or Josh Marshall

Are you?  Josh Barro is a fatuous trustfundbaby failson libertarian dickweed who has never been bothered by an original thought.  He's the perfect establishment pissboy: he does it for love.  Risible masturbator Josh Marshall is no better.  Both of these utter morons think that Joe Biden is a the front-runner in a race he will mostly likely abandon before the first of the year because that is what their lords and masters wish them to say.  They obviously can't understand what is actually happening in the campaign, and, really, they have no reason to care.  Neither Barro nor Marshall got where they are because they were smart or insightful or fearless or talented.  That's not what is happening with them.  At all.  Just be happy you aren't dumb enough to employ them or pathetic enough to pay to read their drivel.  Unless, you are, in which case, well, you're fucked.

There Will Always Be Bootlicking Scum Like Yascha Mounk

Yascha Mounk never met a shiny, shiny or shit-crusted boot he would not lovingly lick.  This piece of shit cocksucker worked for Tony Blair, so you don't have to know anything else about him to understand that he is joyful and obedient imperial pissboy.  Fascist toadies like Mounk help to make imperial atrocities palatable to both the professional and underclass servants of the hegemony.  Fortunately, not all of us are as craven and debased as Yascha Mounk and his ilk, and we know a brutal military coup when we see one.  Evo Morales was too successful as president of Bolivia, and that success meant he was in danger of undermining the control of the United States in the hemisphere.  Worthless bastards like Yascha Mounk and Jeffrey Goldberg have never been successful at anything except guzzling rancid piss and licking the boots of their imperial masters.

Never Go

Remember That In 2016 Paul Sperry Warned You That Bernie Sanders Is A Diehard Communist

Communist!  Diehard!  An actual literal communist!  That's what Bernie Sanders is!  Paul Sperry is a very stable genius, so he would know.  Sperry worked at World Nut Daily, and that's a true seal of quality.  Wingnut welfare is a hell of a drug.  COMMUNIST!

Another CIA-Backed Fascist Military Coup, This Time In Bolivia

As always, the United States is the enemy of freedom everywhere.  Evo Morales was another successful South American leader brought down by the fascist forces backed and funded by the CIA.  Much like Lula and Dilma in Brazil and Hugo Chavez and Nicolas Maduro in Venezuela, along with pretty much all the democratically-elected leaders in Central and South America, Morales' economic and social reforms were under constant attack by the US military and intelligence powers; only the most repressive, anti-democratic regimes like Bolsonaro get the support of the American CIA.  Some leaders like Jeremy Corbyn have stood up in defence of Morales and the Bolivian people, but reactionary anti-democratic and corporatist forces are almost impossible to defeat when they have the backing of the US hegemony.  This brutal military coup is the work of the US, and it will be a long time until the people of Bolivia can recover.  Every American should be ashamed and disgusted by the actions of the grotesque fascist cowards in control of the US.

Kshama Sawant Wins!

Well, that was fun.  Election night was a nightmare of reactionary shitheads crowing about Bezos defeating the socialist and decent folks sad about grotesque right-wing corporatists holding back progress, but folks who knew better were pretty confident Sawant was still the favorite.  And they were right.  Wicked cool stuff.  Billionaires lose, and everybody wins!  Heh, indeedy.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

But Whattabout The Coil Fork?

MRP Ribbon, maybe?  #ONCOIL is a way of life.  The best way.  To of life.  And a style we love.  Anywho, Transition Bikes TV.  (Riff lifted from 'She Divines Water'.  Seriously.)

Mindless Raygun

Good News From Brazil: Lula Is Free And Glenn Greenwald Kicks Ass

Lula livre.  The Brazilian government finally released Lula from prison; this brings about the possibility of a return to progress in Brazil since Lula will not be cut off from the people and from their political movement.  And in other Brazil news, Glenn Greenwald got assaulted by a fascist nutjob on the radio, but the footage of the assault went viral and gave a huge signal-boost to the work Greenwald is doing against that creep Bolsonaro and his band of tawdry fascist thugs.  Lula's release and freedom constitute a Real Big Deal™ for politics in the Americas and around the world, and Glenn Greenwald getting some broad coverage is a nice bonus, too.  Moar!

Political Song for Kim Gordon to Sing

I Hope That Fucking Doctor Has Been Lying To That Piece Of Shit T.I. All Along

What the actual fuck?  This T.I. shithead would make a fabulous Republican.  And that fucking doctor who was a party to this insanity better have been lying to that greasy cocksucker T.I. about all of this; if he actually checked out that girl under the hood because the little punk of a father told him to, well, he should get the same brutal beatdown that I pray to jesus fucking christ who loves us so fucking much is headed T.I.'s way this very second.  This whole story is beyond gross, and now that it is out there, I trust that the child welfare people will be treating T.I. the way the IRS did.

Le Tigre's 'I'm Withering' Song Is The Worst Thing Ever

Holy fucking shitballs on rye, this is the worst fucking artifact humanity has ever created.  Kathleen Hanna's greatest contribution only worthwhile contribution will probably turn out to be naming that Nirvana song--or looking like a nubile Jemina Pearl for Thurston's benefit in the "Bull in the Heather" video while the actual real live Jemina Pearl was only 7!  I'm sure Thurston appreciated that.

Can one wretched campaign song for Hillary Clinton destroy the legacy of Bikini Kill?

Now Let's Look In As Xeni Jardin, Former Girlfriend Of Chief Miles "Lefty" O'Brien, Morphs Into Her Final Form, A Corn Cob

Sad.  Hillary stans are the biggest idiots in the galaxy.  Something broke inside them after Hillary's sublime loss to Donald Trump.  Now, fatuous neolibs with made-up names like Xeni Jardin think Kamala Harris might be something, anything, other than a rock-ribbed reactionary petty-fascist careerist scumbag content to exploit the slave labor of prisoners and lock up parents because they are poor and therefore powerless.  Harris called herself a cop for christ's sake.  She's wicked gross.  And Harris is being bludgeoned in state after state, including California, because she's a fucking wicked unlikeable shithead.  But, yeah, Russians.  Russians did it.  Sure.  Fuck the KHive until the heat death of the universe.  They suck major ass.

Or Not

Donald Trump Cost That Weasel Cocksucker Matt Bevin Reelection In Kentucky--And Bitch McConnell's Chances Of Losing Next Year Went From Zero To Not Zero

Trump is wicked sick of all the winning!  Fucking Trump stayed away from Virginia because he's a pussy and didn't want to be associated with a humiliating loss, but he campaigned for Bevin in Kentucky 11 hours before the polls opened, and Bevin still lost!  What's left for Trump to lose?  Bevin is a real piece of shit, and his loss truly makes America greater again. 

The Dems have full control of Virginia now, too, and that means the ERA will probably finally be ratified.  Bed-wetting incel teabaggers are sick of too much winning as well.  This really can't get much funnier, but it sure as shit will next year after Bernie eviscerates Trump in state after state. 

The Turtle Bitch McConnell had better worried now, also.  With Bevin's hilariously humiliating defeat, McConnell should see that his chance of losing his seat just went from zero to something.  Titanically unpopular Kentucky Republicans are fully capable of losing in statewide races.  Bevin just proved that.  And things can get so much worse for McConnell over the next year.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Spacing

Jesus Fucking Christ, The Wall Street Journal Editorial Page Is The Stupidest Place On Earth

This insanity makes Sean Hannity look like Noam Chomsky.  The editorial board and commenters on this health care thing combine to redefine tertiary syphilis for the 21st century.  Warren's plan is hot garbage but none of those idiots understand why, and all of them seem to be living in some rancid Ayn Rand fever dream.  Every other civilized country has figured out how to spend half the money we do with near universal or universal coverage and much better health care outcomes at every age.  Conservatives are fucking literally insane, and the screaming fucktards on the right are the major reason why the US is so monumentally fucked.  Those idiots really believe that health care in Norway or Canada is somehow worse than in the US, despite reality being exactly the opposite.  By every metric, the teabagging racist fuckwits in the GOP are as wrong about health care as they are wrong about everything else.  Conservatism is a birth defect.  And Republicans are a cancer on the swollen bloody hemorrhoidal anus of America.

Things Are Looking Up For America Every Time The Pats Lose

Patriots lose and America wins.  In these dark times, anything that makes America greater again is welcome.  Boo fucking hoo.  NESN is a fucking joke, ad the fucking Patsies are the worst.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Head Up

Wicked Fun Bad Religion TV

This guy Perry Bean from Premier Guitar is having so much fun talking to the Bad Religion dudes.  Wicked cool.

So, You Want To See Noted Plagiarist Ben Domenech-McCain Turn Into A Corn Cob?

Okay.  Friend-of-Chris-Hayes and known plagiarist Ben Domenech-McCain gets brutalized because, well, mostly because he's a fucking nasty dipshit.  But also because nobody reads his gay racist reactionary website.

Who funds that shitrag The Federalist, anyway?

For Ay Dee Official

Beto O'Rourke Is Sick Of So Much Winning

Bye, Felicia.  The guy couldn't beat Ted Cruz, so he had no business running nationwide.  For every decent answer on guns or police violence, we all had to sit through a billion hours of hackneyed neoliberal horseshit.  Beto's only hope was to pivot to the Sanders positions on most major issues and hope Bernie would pick him for that VP spot.  He wasn't that smart, and now he's nothing.  I guess Beto won't be holding Leah McElrath or any other middle-aged lesbians down and making them cum till their calves cramp in 2020.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Matt Bruenig Gets In A Wicked Fast Fisking Of Warren's M4A Payment Plan

Matt Bruenig's People's Policy Project publishes a timely and concise fisking of Warren's Medicare for All funding plan.  To be sure, Warren is positioning herself to abandon the idea of covering everyone with a single-payer system as soon as her ludicrous head-count funding scheme gets shredded from the right and the left.  But that's the feature, and not any kind of bug.

All of this is an excellent development for Bernie.  He can hammer his commitment to M4A, to a reasonable--and much simpler, more straightforward and understandable--payment scheme, and the joys of covering everyone while saving most people boatloads of money.  It's not hard: payroll taxes which amount to a huge savings when compared to private health insurance premiums are great for working people, and inane employer taxes which encourage employers to reclassify legions of workers as independent contractors or temporary workers nominally employed by small staffing agencies are dangerous stupid.  Bernie is now the only true universal coverage candidate.  (Warren is also positioning herself for nothing better than second spot with this failure.  That's a good thing.)

Tis Halloween

Nats Win! But Even Better, The Astros Lose!

Blame Verlander!  0-2 in this Series is pretty fucking sweet, especially with Strasburg finishing 2-0.  It was good to see the Nats win, but even better to watch the fucking Astros lose.  Washington did get it done when they had to after the return to Houston.  It was the first time ever that a 7-game championship series went the distance without the home team winning a game.  Weird.  Thanks, Trump.

Kamala Harris Is So Fucking Sick Of All The Winning And Sick Of So Much Money

Gtfo, Kamala Harris Is A Cop.  You really do love to see such a vile reactionary shithead utterly failing on the national stage in the most humiliating fashion.  Harris is a truly awful person, and she deserves every single bit of the opprobrium being poured over head right now like a boiling rancid toxic slime.  She can't raise money, and complete idiots like Booty-gig are getting the right-wing establishment Dem affections.  Harris will be out long before the voting starts, and I trust the decent Dems know that she should be primaried right out of office in the next cycle.  Charlie Pierce is a fucking sad old washed-up dolt, as nasty and useless as all the rest of the grotesque reactionary KHive assholes like Armando Big Cuck Democrat Llorens.  Nobody needs a screaming petty fascist like Kamala Harris strutting around like some tin-pot dictator threatening parents and sucking up to scum like Steve Mnuchin.  She's failed, and we are better for it as a society.  Harris will never live this shame down.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Chapo Have Some Fun Dragging Jordan Peterson

Chapo Trap House is not afraid of mercilessly fisking vile reactionary fuckface and fatuous moron Jordan Peterson on the YouTube tee vee.

Verlander Eats Shit Again In The World Series--And Strasburg Got It Done In Game 6

Stephen Strasburg is a fucking stud, and Verlander sucked donkey dick in yet another World Series start.  0-6 is pretty fucking impressive; Verlander's awesome futility is probably the only thing making America greater again.  Strasburg pitching a gem in a must-win Game 6 is just a bonus.

In Keep

Kyrsten Sinema Is Every Bit As Awful As Expected In The Senate

Sen. Sinema is a craven political hack, but this is not a surprise.  At one time Kyrsten Sinema appeared to be a decent human who would be a fine representative in Congress.  That never happened, and now she is a fatuous reactionary tool.  I'm sure Mark Kelly will suck, too, but at least Kelly will be another L for the GOP.

Rocket From Cali

Katie Hill Will Be Dressing Up As A Slutty Pumpkin For Halloween This Year

Wtaf?  This is almost too stupid to be believed.  Almost.  But what the fuck was she thinking?  She knew that these pictures had been posted online, so there was a decent chance they were coming out regardless as soon as some rando douchebag figured out who she was.  She knew she was having a titillating three-way relationship with her idiot husband and a very cute 22 year old female paid staffer.  She was also maybe having an affair with another staffer, a man, behind the back of her cute young girlfriend and her creepy bell-end looking motherfucker husband?  How did she think this was going to end well, especially after she dumps the cutie and the bell-end husband?  This is political malpractice by Katie Hill.  The fact that it was probably her loser dickhead husband who gave the naked pictures of Hill and the female staffer to right-wing websites, making the whole thing a fuck ton more tawdry and gross, does not alter the fact that Hill was wildly irresponsible and inappropriate with her personal and professional conduct in an incredibly public role as an elected member of Congress.  Jesus.  So she bailed.  Pelosi must be relieved.  And the insane teabaggers and the panty-sniffing fundie lunatic christians still love Trump who is a billion times more vile than Katie Hill could ever hope to be.

Gods Damn Nate Silver Is A Vile Little Toady Creep

What a grotesque boot-licker Nate Silver is.  A truly terrible little man.  There's never a piss bucket Nate won't dunk his ugly bald head into with a smile on his face.  Trump's a cancer on America's butthole and so is Nate Silver.

Political Song for Katie Hill to Sing

Now That Kamala Harris Is In Fifth Place In Her Home State, How Did This Tweet From Very Dumb Brother Terrell J. Starr Age?

Jesus fucking christ.  Terrell J. Starr is still gods-damned moron.  Kamala Harris is in fifth place in her own fucking state now, so after a year Not Very Smart Brother Starr looks like an even bigger idiot.  Nobody respects Kamala because she's a fucking cop, a fascist, a grotesque scumbag, and an absolute piece of shit.  Bernie is gonna win California, and Terrell J. Starr will be eating shit.  This Starr is the dude who calls himself "Russian Starr" and one of the shrinking number of Gossip Kids from the former Gawker empire, a self-styled Russia "expert" but he had no idea about anything having to do with Russia and the Soviet Union and the KGB and the GRU or anything else.  Starr is a fatuous neoliberal KHive blowhard dipshit.  Fucking brilliant.  Jesus.

Well, The Nats Are Fucked Now

The destiny bullshit is over for the Nationals now.  If the Nats could have taken one of the last two, well, they'd probably be favorites to win, but now in a three-game series they are fucked.  The fucking Astros are such scum that even Suzyn Waldman isn't having any World Series.  Can never count on Washington to get anything right.  Fuckers.  Thanks, Trump.

Grandad Rawk

So, You Wanna Watch Larry Summers Turn Into A Nasty-Lookin Corn Cob?

Have at it, you sick fucks.  Holy fuckballs people like Larry Summers suck major ass.  Summers is the perfect fatuous Harvard gasbag, and it is somewhat gratifying that pretty much everyone else in the world who is not a screaming teabagger or libertarian or Obama Democrat or other strain of conservative is smarter than he is.  Summers is a favorite of the neoliberal Democratic Party establishment, and a hero of the failson lobby.  Larry was also one of the early signs of just how fucking shitty Barack Obama was going to be in office.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Victims Of Chain

Dana Houle Is A Nasty, Sickly Little Reactionary Creep

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Out With Kim

Jesus, How Did I Miss This Cringeworthy Gibson Mark Agnesi Video

That was positively Trumpian.  Agnesi might have the same learning disabilities as Trump.  What the fuck is a Director of Brand Experience, anyway?  Sounds like something Harley-Davidson might have.  Does that person build guitars?  Do they work in QC, something Gibson really, really needs?  Seems like a pretty cringey job title.  Dude is a pretty shitty actor overall and should have stuck to his Guitar of the Day YouTube videos.  Gibson's quality control is almost as damaging as the union-busting right-wing douchebags who have owned the company one after another for generations.  Time to bring back the Norlin era.

Agnesi's signature Les Paul sounds about right, tho.

The Nats Tell Verlander To Eat Shit

Kurt Suzuki says hello.  You love to see fucking Verlander get fucked again in the playoffs and to watch the hometown paper lose their shit over his hilarious futility.  Verlander is 0-5 in the World Series now, and that's what may very well cost the Astros the Series this year.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Find A Pal Like Foot Foot

Narendra Modi Absolutely Proves Once And For All That There Are No Gods

Any god, even the shitty ones, or drunk ones, or lazy ones, would have smote these grotesque, evil motherfuckers right then and there.  Since every one of these vile bastards is still alive, there are no gods.

Norman Cook Should Be Shot For That Heinous Remix

This isn't my favorite song or anything, but the Fatboy Slim remix is one of the most horrid things I've ever heard.  This original is a solid and catchy song.

Holy Shit! The Serotta Forum Twits Are Grotesque Reactionary Bigots And Ignorant Transphobic Shitheads

Jesus frakking christ on toast, these overprivileged Serotta Forum twits suck major ass.  What fucking nasty, ignorant bastards they are.  White people are the absolute fucking worst.  Really, only that FlashUNC dude gets right in and calls the conservative shitheads out.  There's way too much transphobic bigotry and screaming conservative idiocy in the thread.  This Louis jerkoff is usually okay, but what a fucking fool he is on this topic.  So many fatuous reactionary fucktards like this Chris asshole.  Upper-class white guys are too stupid to live, but we know that already.  Another guy, jtbadge, comes in and stands up for sanity and decency, but that's not enough.  This Matthew doof is just a miserable, misgendering cocksucker.  An inbred revanchist shithead from Kentucky, speedevil, pukes up some inane horseshit for the benefit of the MAGAtards on the forum.  There's a bunch more conservative inanity thrown around in the thread, with a tiny bit of sanity thrown in, before this hateful dumbfuck, azrider, shows up to get the discussion back onto the arch-conservative insane bigotry track; supposedly azrider is a woman, but white women are every bit as toxic as white men, so fuck her.

There's no excuse for this fucking horseshit.  The Serotta Forum twits are the wealthiest people who have ever lived.  They have had lives of comfort and privilege handed to them with unlimited opportunities for growth and education in a safe, stable society mostly built on the backs of people who have no such luxuries, yet they are vulgarly, gleefully ignorant and nasty, small-minded bigots.  Rachel McKinnon is not undefeated in cycling; she's not dominating every level of competition in every cycling discipline.  How many other transgendered athletes are training and competing at the highest levels of any sport?  How many bugfuck ignorant Serotta Forum twits even have the first fucking clue what a trans person goes through during their transition?  Do they think it turns people into unstoppable competition machines?  There's plenty of cheating in cycling and every sport, but not that shit!  (Oldpotato is an okay guy, I think.)  It's an arduous and painful process.

There are a million reasons why someone else beat you on any given day.  Some people are just more talented, but mostly some people work harder and some get lucky.  Worrying about the one transgendered person in the field seems like a loser's tactic.  Race your race.  Train harder.  Focus on your goal.  Stop being a fucking shithead and bigot.  Don't be a reactionary.  Or a Republican.  Or a conservative.  Or a homophobe.  Or a transphobe.  Or a bigot.  Or a racist.  Or fucking Uday Donald Trump Jr.  Don't be a scumbag and criminal like Jack Brunk.  Don't be a typical creepy, simple-minded Serotta Forum twit.  Be better than those miserable motherfuckers.  Seriously, fuck them.  They are vile, hateful scum.

The NDP Underperforms In Canada And Fails To Deliver A PM Jagmeet Singh

PM Jagmeet Singh was not going to happen, but the NDP got crushed by the Bloc Quebecois and lost a metric fuck ton of seats.  Trudeau is a fucking douche, and it would have been fun to see Singh play a big role in a coalition government.  PM Singh would have been about the most entertaining and helpful development in gods-damned hemisphere.  Can you imagine Trump trying to stand up there with Singh at a photo op without pissing his pants?  Godsdammit.

Hillary's People Were--And Are--Comically Inept

Poor Jess McIntosh is hilariously vacant.  It's nice that Warren is tepidly in favor of some sort of fairly ineffectual health care reforms, more than most right-wing establishment Dems, but Jess McIntosh should stop going on the tee vee to embarrass herself when she fails to acknowledge that Bernie has been on this healthcare beat as a moral imperative for longer than McIntosh has been alive.  Hillary filled her campaign with idiots.

Excellent, Very Cool Rob Delaney Riffing On Loss, Sadness, Comedy, Tragedy, And Universal Healthcare

Rob Delaney seems like a cool guy.  And he's been absolutely fierce on this universal healthcare Medicare 4 All stuff.  I liked Catastrophe OK, but I don't miss it.

Not Sorry, Somehow

Nina Turner Really Bothers Conservative White Democrats

White conservatives really don't like Nina Turner.  Who knew?  Hillary dead-enders, now the Warren stans, must be some of the most racist assholes on the fucking planet, but we are fortunate that they are so bad at hiding their grotesque bigotry.  Nina Turner is not sorry to bother you and appears to be loving the whole thing, so that's a bonus for everyone.

Good Byes

Another Solid Lyndsey Parker Piece For Yahoo Music, This Time On Kim Shattuck And The Muffs

Lyndsey Parker might be the only useful thing on Yahoo!  But this is another good music article from Parker covering some interesting music for the most generic cohort of potential readers on the internets, this time about Kim Shattuck and The Muffs finishing their final album. (Now we know why Kim was too much fight and energy for the elderly gentlemen in the Pixies Oldies Review Roadshow Band to handle.)  ALS is a bitch...

Dante Atkins Is Another Pustule On The Taint Of The Democratic Party

What a fucking dope.  Mrs. Atkins must be really ashamed of her son Dante.  He's a rancid weeping canker on the ass of our society and should be canceled immediately.  Not that David is any better; Mrs. Atkins was a shitty mother who raised some shitty fucking sons.

I do kinda enjoy that David Sirota lives rent-free in both of the Atkins brothers' otherwise empty little heads though.

Michael Moore's Speech Was One Of The Best Parts Of The Bernie Rally

Moore is really good at this shit now.  His speech was excellent.  Bernie TV!

Rome EO

Nate Silver: Shithead

Dragging Nate Silver is a truly all-American pastime.  Silver and his 538 outfit both suck AND blow in ways normal, sane people could never manage.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Yep, The Yankees Needed That Game 2

Dammit. This was the year.  Gonna be much harder in 2020.  Too many strikeouts in the playoffs, but this season was the best chance they had to win it all.  But at least the Red Sox were humiliated this year.

Quality Bernie TV From AOC

A brilliant endorsement video from Rep. Ocasio-Cortez.

Armando Big Cuck Democrat Llorens Is A Deeply Stupid And Damaged Person

But, hey, he makes Dave Weigel look brilliant!  Armando "Big Cuck Democrat Not Daily Kos" Llorens is so fucking demented--and somehow, improbably, made worse by Hillary's fucking screaming insanity--that he is defending the addled syphilitic screeching of a woman who lost the easiest presidential in human history to a lardy moist orange manbaby and frail pathetic dotard.  Jesus.

Political Song for Mike Pence to Sing in Turkey

Yeah, Little Miss Lindsey Graham Voted Against Trump In The General In 2016

Amazing that Miss Lindsey could go from being such a mean bitch to Trump in 2016 to being his best girlfriend today.  I guess Southern belles are too delicate for principles, political or otherwise.

OP Rides To Club Med

If You Need A Reminder That Hillbots Are Creepy And Dumb As Fuck--And All Love Warren Now

As if Wellesley and Harvard haven't suffered enough shame lately: Dawne Thorne.  Oh sweet jesus fucking christ, neolib establishment Dems are just vile.  These Hillary dead-enders will obliterate the Warren campaign if she somehow is the nominee.

Back U

Hillary Clinton Is An Idiot

What the fuck is the matter with that stupid old woman?  Tulsi is a dangerous--and quite conservative--weirdo, but Hillary is fucking demented and sees Russians everywhere.  Hey!  You lost to a lardy moist orange manbaby!  Get over yourself, Hillary.  Even Van Jones isn't that insane, and Van Jones is a fucking assclown.  The best thing Tulsi ever did was endorse Sanders in 2016.  It's been down hill for her ever since, but the Russia nonsense is deranged Hillary screeching. 

Yankees Win As Verlander Fucks Houston

Eat shit, Verlander.  The Astros had zero offense tonight, and the Yankees hit two home runs off Justin Verlander in the first, so Yankees win.  Tonight, at least.

Krystal Ball TV Is Having Fun With The Libs

Krystal Ball continues to be pretty good.  She's having fun kicking the neolib Dem establishment, so that's something.

Political Song for Little Jimmy Surowiecki to Sing

Nationals Better Than The Cardinals, And The Yankees Needed To Win That Game 2

Better the Nationals than the Cardinals or Atlanta.  It woulda been fun to have a Yankees/Dodgers series, but it's also fun to watch the Dodgers fail so bigly year after year.  The Yankees probably needed that Game 2 victory in extra innings; they still might win, but taking the first two in Houston would have pretty much sealed it for the good guys.

Cats Know SHADO

Trump's Tertiary Syphilis Is The Only Thing Making America Greater Again

Trump is so fucking insane and senile that he makes Joe Biden seem stable and intelligent.  Whatever paltry intellect Trump once possessed, that shit is gone now, and it's time to flush that senile racist asshole into the cesspool of history.  The cabinet shouldn't wait for the impeachment trial or the 2020 election.  Kamala Harris Is A Cop was right about one thing: Dude's gotta go.

Muff Cover

Jim Cramer's Support For Elizabeth Warren Is The Worst Thing To Happen To Warren

CNBC's Jim Cramer redefines fatuous.  The fact that Cramer is all about Warren should be a huge red flag for anyone and everyone.  This is a huge reason to not support Warren.

Ilhan Omar Is The Best

Great endorsement for Bernie from Rep. Omar.  She's def the best member of the House right now and would be a great POTUS.

Bill O'Reilly Took The Falafel Out Of His Ass Long Enough To Be A Fucking Shithead

Sadly, Bill O'Reilly is still around, but he's as big an asshole as ever.  O'Reilly will always be one of the biggest idiots on the fucking planet.

Fatuous 21st Century Soviet Union "Expert" And Not Very Smart Brother Terrell J. Starr Had A Normal Debate Night

That's just fucking sad.  Starr is the idiot who got brutalized because he pretends to be a Russian expert but kept calling Russia the Soviet Union; he's a loyal KHive stan, but jesus fucking christ he's an imbecile.

Marcos DailyKos Can Only Hope To Be A Corn Cob

You mad, bro?  The thread explodes into a party where everyone pours boiling bear shit all over Kos just cuz it's so fucking easy.  Sad.  Thank, Trump.

Bernie Gets The Endorsements Of AOC, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib

Making a great night for Bernie so much better.  AOC, Ilhan Omar, and Rashida Tlaib will formally endorse Bernie, with AOC at least appearing at Bernie's big rally in Queens this weekend.  Excellent news for Bernie after a fantastic debate performance. 

Where The Fuck Is Bernie In The Second Hour!!??

Bernie was having a great debate in the first chunk, so CNN has frozen him out in the second hour.  It's pretty fucking blatant behavior.  But Bernie comes back and obliterates CNN on the question of health.  Erin Burnett is a fucking turbo cunt, btw.