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Fucking Beautiful: The Heritage Foundation Is The Latest Trump Victim

Trump's destruction of the GOP, Fox "News" and now The Heritage Foundation is a wonder of sublime beauty for all sane beings.  Trump has fucked up the right in this country so completely that even a fucking brainless stooge like Jim DeMint can't function anymore.  Forbes seems to have taken down a pissy little rant about DeMint's defenestration by that band of feral reactionary imbeciles, but here's a cache of it for entertainment's sake.

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Now A Couple Of Choate Assholes Quit Their Bullshit Posts

That Edward Shanahan cocksucker was the one who got the multi-million dollar parting bonus.  I wonder if he's gonna give that back.  Maybe they could use it for financial aid.

Political Song for Alex Jones to Sing

Alex Jones Is An Exceptional American Loser

Heh, indeedy.  Very bad day for Alex Jones = pretty good day for humanity.  Nice to see some Texas justice get all freaky on him in public like this.  Jones is a piece of shit, and these tiny joys are all we're gonna be gettin', so relish them boys and girls.

Political Song for Choate School to Sing

Exceptional American Racists Cheered When Lendell Lee Was Killed By The Government

Those sick fucks all had hard dicks because another blah was going to be murdered by the state.  The loathsome fuckfaces in Arkansas who allowed this should have been fed to wild rabid dogs.  America is a racist shithole, and no American should ever forget it.

Newz Nite

Jesus Frakking Christ, The Dems Are All Hopeless Idiots

Hopeless fucking idiot.  Now we all can see exactly how the Dems managed to lose to Donald Trump, as well as why the Dems were so fucking scared of a septuagenarian, centrist Senator from Vermont who was not nearly as big a fucking dipshit as the party.  Politics of failure in the USA, courtesy of two-time loser Hillary Clinton--even after eight years of the entire Democratic Party infrastructure working solely to get her elected, she couldn't manage to beat a blithering numbskull like Trump.

Bernie, had Clinton been forced to actually run against him in an actual competitive primary campaign, would have won the nomination and defeated Trump easily.  Dumb bunnies like Steph Harold were, are, and always will be part of the problem.

Is It Racist To Want Black Dems To Not Be The Biggest Idiots In Their Party?

It seems like we'd all be better off if the black people and the women were not the biggest idiots out there, especially in the Democratic Party.  White dudes usually do a pretty good job of being dipshits, so maybe the black folks and ladies need to up their game and not be so easily lied to and so fucking ignorant.  Sanders is a mainstream centrist politician, but he's also way more popular right now than anyone else, including among rank-and-file minorities of all hues, so the Dems should be doing everything they can to make his popularity their own.  They're not, though, at all, and it looks like one of the big reasons is because African American establishment types--and wannabe establishment types--and their followers are fucking dumber than rocks.

It's Pretty Obvious That Chuck Norris Isn't That Bright

Yes, it's a year old, but that deranged senile old fucker, along with the mouth-breathing teabagger intern who writes this shit for him, is pretty fucking stupid.  He's not just normal, creepy, deluded old-guy dumb.  He's not a mundane screaming racist teabagging dipshit.  Poor old Chuck is a full-on, ocean-going lunatic.

'Star Trek: Discovery' Was Fucked When They Went With That Dumb-Looking Ship

Super-ugly and looks nothing like a Federation ship. Inexcusable.  Hell, even those Axanar shitbirds almost got their Ares ship spot on.  At least it was believable, given the ships we'd seen already.  Plus, the fact that CBS was never really going to show the fucking thing except on your phone was a pretty big indication they didn't give a fuck.

Back Thru Time

Your Never-Liberal Establishment Media At Work

The Chicago Trib reprinting a deranged National Review shithead to attack Bernie Sanders.  That sounds about right.  Sanders represents a danger to the rock-ribbed political establishment in the USA, so the not-at-all-liberal media will do whatever it can to stop him.  Anyone out there who believes that the press is liberal is pretty gods-damned stupid, but hey, American exceptionalism!

Nordic Sunrise: Exceptional American Racist Fundie Lunatic Of The Day, Today

 White nationalism and demented religious mania is ugly on the inside and outside.  These are your exceptional American GOP stalwarts.  They love the flag and white skin and jesus--but don't tell 'em jesus was never a real person, but had he been one, he woulda looked like a 50 year old Palestinian guy from 2017 and not a tall, blond-haired 20 year old American white model dudebro. 

In The Rain

Heartfelt Billy Bragg Thing For 'Levi Stubbs' Tears'

Good.  Excellent song, too.  Billy Bragg has held up extraordinarily well.

Oh Noes! Sean Hannity Versus Debbie Schlussel

Two nasty pigs rolling around in their own shit.  This can only end well.  Let's pray to totally made up jesus that these two idiots strangle each other and wind up face down in a puddle of their own filth for our amusement.  Please, jesus.

Not for nothing, but that Schlussel is one scary-looking bitch--500 miles of bad road running straight into hell.

Well-Executed Chelsea Clinton Fisking

Truly the gods' work.  Chelsea Clinton is an even more aggressive form of ass-cancer than her vile mother and disgusting father.  Let's put a stop to this horrible neoliberal madness right fucking now.

Liege-Bastogne-Liege

Big race, with a dominant winner, soon after the Scarponi accident.  It's not fucking easy to win any of these Monuments, so Valverde deserves all the credit as a fucking big-time racer and winner.

Dancing Daze Again And Again

Freedom Daily: An Exceptional American Cesspool

These sexy brainiacs make the average Freeper sound urbane and intelligent.  Jesus.  You can just smell the stupid coming off those assholes. 

Attn Cancer And Jesus: Kate O'Beirne Is Dead But Peggy Noonan And So Many Others Are Still Alive

Cancer and jesus have shitloads of work to do.  Not that we don't appreciate the Kate O'Beirne removal--A LITTLE LATE!--but there are so many more just as bad out there.  Get to work cancer and your sidekick jesus.

Good News: Kate O'Beirne Is Dead!

That rancid cunt is dead, so it's a good day to be alive!  Fuck yeah!  Every time a nasty racist conservative piece of shit and loathsome reactionary pissgirl is dead and gone, the world gets a little smarter and smells a little better.  Thanks cancer!  (Next time, do us a solid and get to slime like O'Beirne decades earlier.)

Not All Disgustingly Stupid Americans Love Trump

Sad but true.  Ours is a nation of ignorance and failure, and dipshit morons like Laura Marie Heuchan are every bit as responsible for our downfall as the Trumptards and other racist reactionary shitbirds out there.

Scarponi

Michele Scarponi's death is really sad.  He was a true pro bike rider/hard guy and seems to have been a favorite in the peloton.  A senseless accidental death because some idiot in a van made a mistake sucks major ass, dude.

Girls Like U

Shock Of The Day: Reactionary, Ignorant, Over-Privileged Serotta Forum Twits Don't Understand Wages, Economics, Trade, Or Education

I'M FUCKING SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!  Some nasty cocksucker thinks lowering the minimum wage to nothing is a good idea.  Another doesn't understand education.  Another tariffs.  Jesus, these fucking idiots are such sheep, fed a diet of simple, easy-to-digest right wing horseshit by the establishment media their entire lives and are as such helpless to analyse anything for themselves--or even understand that plenty of places like, say, Germany, or, Norway, maybe Switzerland, have figured out many of these things, but Americans can't fathom any of it because we are too gods-damned ignorant.  Fucking upper-class twits are evil and stupid.  Thanks, Serotta.

Political Song for Melania Trump to Sing

Christian Truther: A Couple Of Braying Fucktards That Make Trump's People Seem Like M.I.T. Scholarship Winners

Jesus must be one dumb motherfucker if this is what he thinks is truth.  Since jesus isn't real, these two poor dumb bastards are just fucking nuts.

Reading Is Not Exactly Fundamental To Gossip Kid Hillbots

I do kinda feel bad for 'em--they have soooo much to learn, but jesus people can't fucking read.  What part of the only Dem candidate could they not understand.  The sad-sack Hillary dead-enders are so fucking ignorant that they can't see where the winning side is.  Sad.

Easy As Cake Bill O'Reilly Fisking

Creepy, no-talent perv loser writes book while waiting to take place at the feet of Roger Ailes.  Not exactly a difficult fisking--from a former gossip kid, btw--but worthy nonetheless.  O'Reilly's shame and failure are making America greater for a while.

End Of The Ramble

Emma Willard Does Choate A Solid

Releasing their own inquiry right into the middle of everything.  Kinda neat for them that it gets lost in all the commotion the Choate report caused yet gives Choate something else to reference.  Good trick.

Jason Chaffetz: Exceptional American Coward Or Exceptional American Idiot

Why not both?  At it's heart, this Chaffetz thing is just another sign of the murder of the GOP by Trump.  Chaffetz does have what passes for a Utah Mormon fucktard's ambition, but Trump bleeding out the GOP is making it hard for a fool to scam a dollar.  This is good news for the universe, btw.  Thanks, Trump!

America Is Squeezing All The Joy It Can Out Of Bill O'Reilly's Shame

Good job, America.  Fox stabbed him in the heart when he was out of the country and then wouldn't even let him back onto their air to say goodbye to the senile shut-ins and mental-patients and prisoners who love him.  Thanks, Trump!

On Hold

If You Got Herpes From Rick Lyman At Choate, Was That At No Extra Charge

A sort of a value-added thing?  Did the other teachers give out STDs as well?  What did Chip Lowery, Chuck Timlin, Kenneth Mills, and Adam Hardej give?  It would be best to know.

Be On The Lookout For Keith Olbermann's New Book 'Killing O'Reilly'

Another American having a pretty good day.  I'm sure that Olbermann will be frantically putting the final touches on that book he's been writing for twenty fucking years, Killing O'Reilly.

Far-Left Zealots, SJWs, Liberal Loons, And Anti-Christmas Atheists Are Having A Grand Day

While demented teabagging fuckfaces and other reactionary buttmunchers and babyman snowflakes are having a very unpleasant day.  Thanks, Trump!

Racist Teabagging Republicans Can't Catch That Brain Parasite Hilbots Get

But they still get the screeching insanity and creepy racism stuff no problem.  Brain parasites need brains to infect, tho.

Fuck Yeah Bill O'Reilly!

Exceptional!  What happens now to the premium subscribers at Bill O'Reilly Dot Com?

Bill O'Reilly's Bad Week

Getting much worse, thank the gods.  That skeevy piece of shit O'Reilly will still have his millions, but his wife left for a much more virile and endowed man of action, his kids hate him because he's an abusive, drunken shithead, and he will now always be known as the guy who got fired because he liked to jam loofahs and falafels up his own ass and jerk off on the phone with women who thought he was disgusting.  That's pretty fucking exceptional. 

Jesus At Home In America

The Hill's Important Cottage Industry: Fucking With Clinton Dems

Quite possibly the only worthwhile function ever for The Hill.  But not nothin'.  Wiping out the disease that is the Clinton family and Hillary Clinton's presidential campaigns may be the only hope for democracy.  And also highly entertaining. 

Hilarious Trolling Of Establishment Dem Losers By The Hill

I see what they did there.  But holy shit, the Hilbots went fucking crazy.  They hate the Jew bastard way more than they hate any Republican, even Trump.  Anyone threatening the reactionary neoliberal dogma of the Democratic Party is the most reviled of enemies.  Sanders knows how to win, and the Dems will do everything they can to not listen.

Cherry Bomb

Why Do Those Insidious Brain Parasites Love Dem Pissboys And Pissgirls So Much

They're really pathetic.  Their brains being consumed in their skulls while Hillary and the big-time Dems exploit their mental infirmities to protect every single establishment sinecure.  Some brave doctor needs to cure these people; I hope that doctor will name the cure Burn E. Sander's. 

'At Choate, Word Gets Around' Chuck Timlin Was A Girls' Softball Coach

The word is sure getting around now!  I wonder how many stories we all know about Choate will never see the harsh light of electrons on the internets because nobody came forward.  If you did it once twice you probably did it way more than that, eh Chuck?

Are The Welfare Academia Idiots And Other Dem Stooges Atrios' Biggest Flaw?

Signs point to yes.  Everyone loves Atrios as he skates along that knife-edge, but the welfare academia idiots and other entry-level Dem piss-carriers are such shit that Atrios should know better.  But they're his peeps, and his peeps are John Cole-levels of worthless establishment-Dem shitbags.

Ivanka Trump At Choate: Did She Know What Chuck Timlin And Chip Lowery Were Up To?

It's only right to ask what Ivanka Trump knew about the Choate scandal and when she knew it.  Was she part of any coverup?  Fairness demands questions!  She missed laxbro douchenozzle Adam Hard-edge Hardej by more than a decade, but she probably wasn't his type anyway.

American Exceptionalism Is The Brain Parasite Living In This Idiot

How did Hillary lose with such incisive intellects on her side?  It's a gods-damned mystery.

Gods' Home

Exceptional American Bed-Wetters

Fuck tha police.  All cops are bastards.  All cops are cowards.  Don't trust 'em.  Don't trust 'em.

Know Rules

Ruh-Roh, Choate's In Trouble Again--At Least It's Not A Mountain Of Coke This Time, Right Derek Oatis!

And much of the sexual abuse was not gay! Better than the GOP!  But the Choate folks can't be happy today.  As it turns out, some people can't keep their hands off of horny teens even when they are no longer teenagers.  Oops.

Ephemeral Drive-By The The Signal Boost

From that dude Tom Tomorrow who then deleted it for some reason.  Weird.  The The has Twitter, tho.  And a new single including Johnny Marr.

Disc Brake Road Bikes Are Now Officially Literal Comedy

Pure fucking genius.  Anybody who goes for this is a complete and total dipshit.  It's never about better or safer, but always about selling more shit, atmo.

Lindsey Graham Is The Queen Of The Hop

The belle of the balls. A well-known tough guy. Man's man.  That last one is true.  Exceptionally true.  Lindsey Graham is a homosexual.  A closet case.  A hypocrite.  He should embrace his true self and just quit the silly 1980s Rob Halford macho act.

Bad Girls Re Volt

Chronic Masturbator, Premature Ejaculator, Exceptional American, Baked Alaska Loser

Jesus fluffer, probable closet case, future enthusiastic cockmonger, exceptional American; America's men's room is overflowing with horrible fetid racist turds like this Baked Asshole.  I guess we should all be thankful we're better than this idiot at least.

How Is That Robert Bentley In Alabama Was Not A Flaming Closet Case?

Usually when these lunatic family-values christian cretins are fucking around, it's with men and/or boys.  Almost every time, the louder some ugly white guy gets with his love for jesus and his hate for the homosexual, the more he reallly loves big hard cocks in every available hole.  I guess Alabama should consider itself quite lucky that their creepy hypocrite governor was jamming his scabrous pecker in some exceptional American vag and not where Bill O'Reilly likes to jam falafels.

Charlie Murphy! Darkness!

Leukemia.  That sucks.  57 is very young unless you are like 20.  Now he can party all the time with Rick James, bitch.

O'Reilly Packed Up His Keester Falafel For A Fun-Filled Definitely Not Suspension

Falafel up ass? Check!  Loofah ready to jam up ass?  Check!  Bill O'Reilly is ready for whatever life brings him now.  It would be fucking hilarious to see him run off Fox "News" like the piggy little bitch he is. 

Do You Remember

How Did Obama's Leadership On Merrick Garland Work Out For The Dems?

Obama had that, right?  He was gonna beat the bad guys with his super powers, right?  He was smarter than those teabagging fuckfaces, right?  How'd that work out?  I bet the Dems wish Obama had had the balls to push a recess appointment now...

Alabama Is Everything Exceptional About America

And the governor's true.  A true fucking family-values-loving Republican assclown.  Bentley is probably one of the smartest-ever Alabamian though.  Real fucking rocket surgeons, all of 'em.

Bernie Would Have Won

And he still might.  Maybe just maybe Trump fucks up so badly that expanding Medicare to everyone is the only way...

Bill Hicks, Or Pancreatic Cancer Sucks Ass

Can't say for sure whether Hicks would have grown up into someone closer to George Carlin or Dennis Miller.  All the drugs and booze and hard living can really fuck you up, though Miller was supposedly always sober and turned into a raving fucking dimwit.  Funny about Letterman, too.  Few people give that guy credit for what he did in general or for his brains.

Obama Did A Great Job With Appointments--It's Not Like James Clapper Is A Syphilitic Lunatic Or Anything

They's found da WMDeees!  See!  Retardboy was not completely fucking deranged.  Saddam's bombs were in Syria!  Syria!  Hah hah libtards!  James Clapper says so!!

Tonite On Teh Factor

What The Fuck Is Fox "News" Gonna Do To O'Reilly

Probably nothing', but if the heat gets hot enough, maybe just maybe they'll panic and kick the skeevy bastard to the curb.

Fun Vicious Restaraunt Review Hearsay

Really, it's good.  That Jay Rayner dude really let loose a fusillade of invective all over Le Cinq.  Way more amusing than Trump.

Mary Timony: Everything Older Is Newer Again

All the Helium stuff coming back.  Why not.  Timony's managed to carve out a career, I guess, in the last of the indie cohort before the internets changed everything.  Good timing.

Kinksnthings

Surely This Poor Demented Girl Ashley Rae Goldenberg Can't Be The Dumbest Person On Twitter

But...maybe?  She's really fucking stupid, but there's Al Giordano.  And Eric Garland.  And those Nazi fucks.  And Trump.  So, she can't be.  Can she?  It's got to be a joke.  A parody account.  Nobody can be as deranged as Ashley Rae Goldenberg pretends to be.  But the George Mason University thing is proof it's a joke, right?  That's the worst school in the fucking universe--nobody goes there unless they are a truly irredeemable imbecile.  And couldn't get into Pepperdine.  But what if she's not kidding?  What if she really is a vile racist piece of shit?  That would be fucking horrible. 

Ha-Ha! K.T. McFarland Gets Shit Canned

Trump's a winna!  And he sure can pick 'em.  McFarland was a perfect Trump appointee, and all of exceptional America will be sad to see her take inept yet screaming insanity to Singapore.

Dana Milbank Attempts A Fisking Of Mitch McConnell

In the Washington Post.  And it goes pretty much like you'd expect.  Milbank is full-on establishment village idiot so he can't get more than a little bit huffy and glistening over McConnell's gauche politicking, but still, I'm surprised he was able to get even that much dander up.

Losing Trees

Van Avermaet In Roubaix

Miserable fat Belgian bastard wins Paris-Roubaix.  Fast race and nice to see someone new win one of the big classics, atmo. 

Weird Upper-Class Twits Are Creepy

America is a land of idiots and creepy weirdos who don't know shit about shit.  The worst are the teabaggers who say one college or another is too liberal and the other teabaggers who pretend that nasty christian schools like Pepperdine and Berry compete with real schools like Duke and Vanderbilt.  Fucking assholes.

Mine'd

Study Hard Kids So You Can Go To A Better School Than GW

Twits are fucking suckers.  But it's hilarious that GW is just fucking with the folks dumb enough to pay their price and nobody even cares.  So, kiddos, the plan is to do your homework and pray to jesus fucking christ who you love so much every night that you are a good test-taker so that you can go to a good school like Williams or Swarthmore so that you don't have to put up with the bullshit at stupid places like George Washington University with minuscule endowments and 50% admission.

Jesus, Steve Tilford's Time Was Up

Fucking legit old-school hardguy who brained himself pretty good last year and then this year got himself killed with some insanely bad judgement after a car crash.  Get off the road!  If you are ever in an accident and can move, get off the fucking road. Especially at night!  Get off the fucking road!  Tilford should be alive today.  Bad judgement on a dark road after a shocking event killed him. 

The grim reaper wasn't letting Tilford make 60, no matter what.

Soopatrainz

Bombing Defenceless Poor People Is What Makes America Greater Again And Again

American exceptionalism is illegal war and vicious slaughter.  There's nothing in the world more joyful to the American political establishment than killing helpless people in far-away lands.  Our very exceptional American identity is built on it.  The grotesque murder of those defenceless is how we know we are Americans.  It creates our leaders.  It makes us proud.

Uplifting Slow-Speed Drive-By Fisking Of Joy Ann Reid

By Glenn Greenwald.  Greenwald enjoys this shit, and I think he's a pissy little bitch about these sad-sack buttheads like Reid talking shit about him.  He's very careful to note that he wasn't a pundit or even political until halfway through the 'Retardboy' Bush years and then to produce his first public work, but Reid and the rest of the dimwits are too busy jerking each other off to get that, atmo.

Creepy Racist Fucknuts Are Exceptional Americans, Today

Not too creepy or anything.  I'm sure these are our best and brightest.  And not at all inbred racist web-fingered right-wing pig-fuckers.  Not.  At.  All.

Nuke The Senate!

No more filibuster.  No more racist power plays.  That's good.  Next step is to nuke the whole Senate.  Get rid of it.  The Senate is as anti-democratic an institution as we have in the USA after the Electoral College.  Blow both of 'em to smithereens. 

Place'd

Devin Nunes: Exceptional American Assclown

Nunes is such an astounding idiot, he belongs in the Trump administration.  Congress is too good for that fucker.  He's hella stupid and would fit right in with the drooling morons surrounding Trump.  It's not often that GOP pukes up someone who can rival the all-around idiocy of Paul Ryan or the troglodyte incompetence of Trey Gowdy, but Devin Nunes has pretty much pulled it off.  Thanks, Trump.

Imagine Being The Junior Staffer/Lackey Who Was Ordered To Explain To Rick Perry What The NSC Is

What a fucking nightmare.  And I'm sure if you complained, you'd get shitcanned immediately.  So some fucking smarmy smart-guy from Oberlin or teabagging fuckface from Claremont McKenna got forced to take the folder and go see Perry with the idea that Rick Perry has no idea what the NSC is or does.  That's almost worse than having to change Dick Cheney's diaper.

The Racist Police State Was Always A Glorious Feature And Not A Bug In Our Exceptional Democracy

Armies of police, war on the drugs used by blacks and other non-white poor people, destruction of homes and cities, it was always part of the grand American exceptionalism.  How else to build a nation for jesus and other white people to enjoy.  This is what has always made America greater again and again.

Last Calls

Sad Sally Albright Auto-Fisking

Noxious fools like Albright should just keep their fucking mouths shut.  She gets rolling on some tired anti-Sanders horseshit, with plenty of inane support until her GOP past gets wheeled out and the pile-on begins.  Fun stuff.

Wendy Walsh Is A Great American...Er...Canadian

She sounds nice.  What's hilarious is that an attention whore like Wendy Walsh would not fuck O'Reilly.  I think that tells you all you need to know about Bill O.

Merciless Long-Form Fisking Of Trump, Teabaggers, And The Right-Wing Insanity Mill

It's like a Frankenstein monster story for the modern age.  Who ever would have believed that spending decades lying to racist white shitbirds would create a world where so many fucking cracker assholes couldn't tell reality from a reactionary racist fever dream.  That's fucking nuts, dude.  But now that monster is fucking pissed and rampaging through village after village.  Those dumb old white guys ain't gonna stop till the pitchforks and torches finish the job.

Every Year These Stunt College Admissions Are Pure Bullshit

Whether it's these four dudes, or the dumb kid who gets into every Ivy, it's pure unadulterated shit.  Of course, upper-middle or upper-class black quadruplets are a great stunt for Harvard and Yale, but it's bullshit.  And every year some dumb kid gets into every Ivy League school because both Dartmouth and Cornell and UPenn are the perfect fit for that same kid, and they will surely pick one of those three and never consider Yale or Harvard.  Or it's because the schools and the family are all full of shit, and the dipshits in the media love that kind of useless story.  Probably that.

Aspirational

And The Amateur Idiots Of College Confidential Give The Serotta Forum A Run For Their Money

The most annoying white people on Earth are not only found on the Serotta Forum.  Jesus frakking christ.  This woman thinks she is so funny.  And she's not.  I'm not sure how it's spelled, but it is pronounced hackneyed.  Or maybe in English it's trite.  Whatevs.  She's a special flavor of awful--and would look just lovely on a faster-backwards Serotta.  What's great is that she somehow got into a pissing contest with the moronic masters of College Confidential and is apparently banned.  Her kid is attending one of our barely-if-at-all selective private colleges and universities.  Plus she's a slow-witted establishment Dem.  Fucking genius. 

This Red Letter Media Prank Makes More Sense Than The Totality Of The Trump Administration

And it's an average joke.  Not bad.  The Len Kabasinski bit is pretty meta.  It's entertaining.  But compared to Trump, this RLM Horse Ninja gag is a sublime First Fucking Folio and Ulysses mashup.

Squealing Teabagger Of The Day, Today

Unhinged racist fucktard loves Trump.  Of course he does.  These are the people killing your society.  Exceptional!

Another Astounding Twit Shit Show

This level of embarrassing helplessness is killing our society.  These fucking twits have had every privilege in life and should know better.  Or know something, at least.  Jesus.

UNC's Win Was Less Than Ideal

Just more bad mojo piling up in the century of shit.  The game was a disaster, too.  Hard to be a Gonzaga fan in any universe, but North Carolina in general is a symptom of our exceptional disease.

Fun Key

The Dumbest Thing Ever On The Interwebs, Even When Compared To The Rest Of Reddit

Even compared to the rest of Reddit, this is hilariously inept.  This prolix blather is exactly what numbskull Hillary supporters think intelligent argument is.  They're wrong.  Most of what that idiot cocksucker wrote is either completely false or astoundingly overblown.  The meat of his inanity is that the Dem states that Hillary won in the primary wouldn't have voted for Sanders in the general, which is utter nonsense.  The extreme polarization of the electorate is actually what killed Clinton, as she underestimated her need for campaigning so totally that a few thousand disenchanted and disaffected Dems made all difference.  The truth that the poor stupid Reddit asswipe doesn't understand is that Sanders would have easily won all the states Clinton took, plus Florida, plus those rust-belt states that happened to be swing states.  Sanders may have underperformed Clinton--maybe--in the popular vote by a few hundred thousand votes at the most, but that would not have done anything to undo Sanders' electoral college landslide.  Mutton-headed neoliberal establishment Dems will never understand that very simple concept, so they will continue to puke up the same blithering horseshit till they die.  I wonder if this mental-defective Reddit stooge is actually Eric Garland or Peter Daou?

Demented Right-Wing Cocksuckers Of The Day, Today

Because the vast majority of the stupid and the vast majority of the crazy belong to the reactionary shitbags.  Conservative is stupid.  Conservative is psychotic.  And then Al Gore invented the internet and gave those idiots a place to scream their inanity.  Thanks, Al Gore.

The Dems And Their Party Are Too Stupid To Live

If this is the sort of mush-headed thinking that goes into making an establishment Dem voter, then clearly the party as a whole couldn't flicker a 1/2-watt bulb after a bazillion cups of coffee.  The worst part is that all those things Ralph Nader and others like have said about the Democratic Party are 100% true.  The Dems care nothing about winning or governing or policy if that requires abandoning the same right-wing masters controlling the GOP.  All the Dems really care about are clashes at the most marginal margins and nothing at all about fundamental change.  A party focused on winning would co-opt the ideas and energy and supporters of the most popular politician in America and use that to vanquish their enemies.  Except that the Dems enemies aren't in the GOP.  Poor dumb bastards like that drooling fucktard Eric Garland who flops into that twitfest at some point won't ever figure that out.

And This Brutal Drive-By Fisking Of The World's Dumbest Angry Black Lady

Imani Gandy: forever unarmed combatant in any battle of wits.  Nice to see the scum getting kicked around today.  Life-affirming, even.

Radiant Drive-By Fisking Of The Hapless Fuckstain Al Giordano

That's the way it's done!  Sure, Giordano is an easy target, and it is often considered cruel to abuse the mentally infirm, but fuck it.  It's fun!  Giordano sucks huge moose cock.

Shouldn't American Education Assholes Know That The Ivy League Doesn't Give Scholarships?

Jesus, CC is a toilet.  And that idiot is a "professional" on that site.  I understand that Rwanda might not grok elite American colleges, but that Dave Berry asshole?  "CC Admissions Expert"?  Ok, buttmunch.

TV Party Again

Ted Rall Has No Faith In The Dems

That bastard!  If only we trusted the Dems then they would be winners!  It's our fault that we are always dragging them down.

Your Democratic Party Sucks Ass

Losers!  A grand Dem tradition.  I hope somebody asks these shitbirds how many GOP asswipes voted for Merrick Garland.

True-Believing Establishment Dem Hillary Dead-Enders Are As Imbecilic As Any Trumptard

Using the words Bernie Bro without a hint of irony screams to the world that you are a repellant garbage person who is getting exactly what they deserve in life.  Watching the Dems ignore the consistently most popular politician in the country is not exactly funny, but it is something.

Flanders

Great day for racing over there in Yurp.  Nice to see a homey get the win.

Up Per

Health Care Wins For America And The Dems

If only the Democratic Party were truly interested in either winning elections and/or providing health care for every American.  Too bad they don't give a shit about either, apparently.  Vast majorities of Americans support universal health coverage such as single payer.  What is lacking is leadership.  Will it come from Trump?  The racist teabaggers?  The few somewhat sane old-timey GOP shitbirds?  The Dems? 

Whoops, Geno Forgot That His Husky Ladies Need To Win In Order To Sustain His Asshattery

It doesn't work when they lose, Geno.  Now the microscopic girls' college basketball universe must remember that shitty states Mississippi and shitty school like South Carolina exist.  It coulda been Connecticut and Stanford.  Way less miserable than Mississippi State and South Carolina.