Roomers Of Duker

Great News From Dr. Drew--Pray For The Bagger Remover To Work

All the baggers should keep Herman Cain company in hell.  Dr. Drew is a grotesque idiot grifter who deserves everything he might get if the brave beautiful coronavirus does the lords' work.

Is David Harsanyi Dumber Than Dog Shit?

All evidence points to 'Fuck Yeah!'.  Harsanyi tries so hard to have the inbred failsons who read National Review  believe that a dumb 30 year old Fox cartoon show says something about, well, anything, other than how fucking stupid David Harsanyi is.  Sad.  Thanks, Homer!

Fantastic News From Louisiana!

How often do you get that??  The bagger removal project works, just not as efficiently as we would have hoped.  Luke Letlow is one less bagger.  Get rid of those baggers!  Herman Cain needs company in hell!

Update: Cope, baggers!

Drive-By Fisking Paul Krugman Is Just Way Too Easy

Krugman needs to sit the fuck down in the corner and suck his piss-flavored lollipop.  There's nothing more useless than a neolib economist with a sinecure.   Christ, Krugman thinks he's so much smarter than Larry Summers, but Krugman is more transparently inane than a Seder Simp.  Jeffrey St.Clair delivers the fisking cuz it's easy.

Bagger Fucktard Tom Mountain's Wife, Son, Daughter In Law, And Mother In Law Hope That Motherfucker Survives Covid And Lives For Another 10,000 Years So They Can Chew His Balls Off Every Day

Every member of that idiot's fucking family told him not to go, and now they all have corona.  Fucking brilliant.  Masshole baggers are the baggiest baggers who ever bagged.  Death would be Tom Mountain's only hope at this point so he had better convert right fucking now and pray to jesus fucking christ his new best friend to kill him asap and save him from the endless screeching of his family who will never let him forget what a fucking bagger asswipe he is.  Good luck, fuckface.

Of All The Bernie People, Briahna Joy Gray Is The Best Of Them, Including Bernie

So many useless liars, cowards, grifters, careerists, Seder Simps, pissboys, dipshits, bootlickers, failsons, elected and appointed, attached themselves to the Bernie Sanders campaigns, but there was one decent and honest person in his orbit as well: Briahna Joy Gray.  That's pretty amazing.  Bernie failed us again and again, and most of the others were exposed as liars or cowards or both, so to have one person come out of this shitshow with their reputation intact is a fucking miracle.  BJG is the real fucking deal in a universe of charlatans.  It's amazing what personal integrity can do.   

Larry Summers, Dear Friend Of Jeffrey Epstein And Barack Obama And Laura Ingraham, Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

There's pretty much no way Larry Summers could suck OR blow any harder than he does.  He has the perfect failson asshole resume, right down to Harvard, Obama, Clinton, Epstein, and Ingraham.  Plus, if Summers had actually ever been right about ANYTHING, even once in his life, that anomaly would have caused a rupture in the fabric of the universe, causing a collapse into a singularity of horseshit.  Of course the rich Harvard guy thinks poor and working folks don't need money, but, ya know, fuck him in his eye holes and shit.  Larry Summers knows less about how the economy of the Unites States works than does the average fruit fly.  Only someone as demented as Barack Obama or Bill Clinton would take his advice on anything.  Summers knows a whole lot about sucking up to creepy fucks like Jeffrey Epstein tho.

Seal Train

Something Really Weird And Creepy And Hilarious Is Happening To Bill Mitchell

Whatever horrible sad and pathetic shit is going down in vile cockbag Bill Mitchell's life, it could not happen to a more grotesque teabagging piece of shit.  Awesome!  Thanks, Trump!

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Only One Thing In The Universe Makes Gavin Newom Look Good And You Know It's That He Dropped That Yuge Hosebag Like The Clap

Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom Scaramucci Trump and her roastie boiling with VD are about as far away from Gavin Newsom as he can reasonably arrange.  Lucky motherfucker.  He could be stuck with that whore dragging him down.  Even a cokehead loser like Donny Trump Jr. doesn't treat her with any respect.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama!

Well Well, It Looks Like Our Racist MAGA CHUD Militia Friends And Hapless Stooges Of The Lacy Lingerie Squad Of The FBI Blew Some Shit Up

I wonder if the FBI provided the vehicle or the explosives or both?  Nothing like some racist Q-loving FBI stooges blowing up your Nashville Christmas/AT&T hub.  Sad.  Thanks, Hoover!

Carol'd

Evening

The Bon Jovi 'Fairytale Of New York' Is The Worst Atrocity In Human History And Makes The Trail Of Tears Look Like A Girlscout Picnic

Homie Don't?

Fan Of Jimmy Dore And Dumdum Leftist Cornel West On The Michael Brooks Tribute 1 December, 2020--Oops!

Those dumdum left people are everywhere!! Even on a tribute to a fella who worshipped Cornel West. Maybe it will turn out that smarmy condescension and juvinile jelousy are not the best traits in your "independent" "left" media.

Return 2 Perfection

Eric Levitz Knows A Pissboy's #1 Job Is To Protect AOC From Jimmy Dore

And his number two job is to maintain the status quo on behalf of health insurance companies and other profiteers.  The condescendingly clumsy and simple-minded ad hominem attack on Jimmy Dore in defense of an elected official tells you all you need to know about the life of a pissboy.  Eric Levitz tells us dividing the left is a bad bad thing right before he launches into an argument designed to divide the left and maintain the for-profit healthcare infrastructure in the United States.  Funny how that works.  Levitz pretends that the only problem he has is with the shouty and naive Jimmy Dore and his followers.  If you believe that shit, well, Nancy Pelosi thanks you for support of the plutocracy.  Wealthy and privileged scum like Levitz will never understand why Jimmy Dore and his supporters might be so fucking angry about the state of our society and the way that some politicians run on causing a ruckus and then become comfortable creatures of the establishment so fucking quickly without really accomplishing anything seeing as we are in the middle of a global pandemic and national economic depression.  Now get back to working yourself to death peon.  And don't recognize that the shit neolib fools like the Seder Simps are saying about Jimmy Dore in December is exactly the sorts of things that neolib fools were saying about Bernie Sanders and his supporters in February and March because Eric Levitz has some piss to drink!

Watching Newsmax TV Eat Shit Is Surprisingly Fun

This is pretty fucking funny.  Newsmax musta been scared shitless of the threatened lawsuit.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Hiding Seak

Fun Little Neo-Vintage Promotional Fisking Of David Letterman

Letterman was one weird fucker.  Trying to get your old partner to write bits for the intern you were banging is pretty fucking ballsy.  What a nightmare Letterman must have been in every sense except as a tee vee host, where he was fun.

Former Reporter Christie Smythe Is Exactly The Sort Of Very Stable Genius Who Is A KHive True Believer

See, Ivanka Trump really isn't the dumbest woman in America.  That's remarkable.  Thanks, Trump!

The Seder Simps Seem Spooked Today After A Weekend Spent Being Viciously Pwned By Jimmy Dore's Activism

Not that it's just Seder, of course, but Sam Seder is scared shitless to even mention Jimmy Dore's name today.  The Seder Simps who are directly on his payroll like Emma Vigeland and Jamie Peck and Matt Lech will be good and obedient little boys and girls of course, and the Seder-adjacent Seder Simps like Benjamin Dixon and Nomiki Konst and Ben Burgis got brutally fisked all weekend.  Ben Dixon got drunk and mouthy after Cornel West went on with Dore, with West having a blast and calling Dore a free brother and brilliant comedian in the mold of Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce and George Carlin, and then Dixon shut the fuck up and hid behind his dipshit fan base.  Nomiki Konst got destroyed over her work with the UN in Lybia and also went and hid to cry alone.  Ben Burgis got unmanned by Briahna Joy Gray after he wrote a Jacobin article questioning Dore's ideas.  I'm sure he won't make that mistake again.  If only Seder hadn't been so jealous of Jimmy Dore's success in comedy AND now in the left independent political media (such as it is), well, maybe then the Seder Simps would be onboard with Force The Vote.  But for the Seder Simps, it's all about bullshit personal pique and Seder's shame mixed with his careerist pissboy essence.

Enjoy Your $600 Check Biden Stans

All the sorry fuckers who voted for voted for Biden just got fucked by Pelosi and Schumer and all the rest of neolib shitheads.  Good thing Jim Clyburn is fucking rich.  Too bad all the sorry bastards who voted for Biden because Clyburn told them to in South Carolina aren't as rich as that corrupt cocksucker.  Jim Clyburn, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, Chuck Schumer routinely spend $600 on drinks before dinner a few times a week.  The Dems fucked you again.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama!

Seriously, Tell Jools Holland To Suck It

Force The Vote

#ForceTheVote

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Virtual Nurture

Briahna Joy Gray And Kyle Kulinski Get It, Atmo

Briahna Joy Gray gets it, atmo.  So does Kyle Kulinski.  It's not that hard people.  The Seder simps are fucking morons.  And the politicians like Nancy Pelosi and AOC firmly believe the rest of us are, too.

Cornel West With Jimmy Dore Is Wicked Good Content

Christ, Benjamin Dixon Is One Butthurt Little Pussy Who Defintely Needs To Lay Off The Sauce Before He Gets Hisself Hurt

Benjamin Dixon has some real quivering beta energy going on right there, like a black Ben Shapiro.  Jesus, could Dixon be any more cucked by Jimmy Dore.  Especially after Cornel West joined Team Jimmy.  Santa's telling everyone that Seder's simps are not the brightest boys and girls on the tree this year.  Emma Vigeland, Jamie Peck, Matt Lech, Nomiki Konst, Dixon, The Professor, Maryanne have all been outed as the real dumdums.  (Dixon may have broken that Mike Bloomberg shit, but that was clearly an aberration.)

What's even funnier is that while Dixon was mewling out this drunken manlet cringe, Dr. Cornel West was on with Jimmy Dore singing songs and having a grand old time.  Take the L and the epic ratio real quick, Dixon.  You're not the only very dumb brother out there.  Terrell J. Starr can help you with that butthurt.  Heh, indeedy.

Fantastic News From The Minnesota Bagger Removal Project

Get those baggers out.  Send 'em to see Herman Cain!  Coronavirus could be the hero we need with more work like this.  I would encourage all baggers to attend many many intimate dinners all through the winter with other baggers, MAGA CHUDS, and racist Proud Boys with plenty of huggin' and kissin' and lickin' of each other. 

Hey! 2020 Was Not A Complete Disaster

Even in a bad year some good things happen.  Thanks for the entertainment, jesus.

Oh Dear, I Think Nathan J. Robinson May Be Too Delicate For This World Jimmy Dore Is Creating

Mr. Robinson is undoubtedly very intelligent and well-educated, but after a life spent at Brandeis, Yale, and Harvard, he may not be ready to square up with a high school dropout road comic like Jimmy Dore.  I think Dr. Cornel West has a better understanding of Jimmy Dore and the role of politicians like AOC than Mr. Robinson.  For what it's worth, AOC may be lying outright about her support of the CARES act, so maybe Mr. Robinson should spend a little more time studying what role comedians perform in society in comparison to what elected politicians do routinely and what role those politicians perform.

I Guess Cornel West Is Part Of The Dum Dum Left Now According To Sam Seder

Seder and the rest of the pissboys and pissgirls really got cucked by Jimmy Dore on this shit.  Fucking hilarious.  At least Kyle Kulinski and Cenk Uygur were smart enough to say yep and move the fuck on.  Seder, not so much.  What would Michael Brooks have said about his idol Cornel West joining that dum dum left?  Hint: Brooks was always in it for the $$.  He had his place, but he was a striver and hustler and careerist first who was into to some creepy spirituality horseshit.  He also was in the process of dropping Seder like a hot rock.  Then he died, so now he's a saint.  But that don't change them facts.

Ruh-Roh, It Looks Like Screechy Nomiki 'Assad Money!' Konst Better Delete Her Account

Dan Cohen brought the receipts!  Heh, indeedy.  No-Mee is so fucking pretty, but boy is she dumber than dog shit.  She's way too fucking pleased with herself for someone so fucking vacant.  For the record: Jimmy Dore money is bad, and Nomiki Konst money is good.

Sal E

Pelosi's Tremendous Defeat And Razor-Thin Majority In 2020 Gave The Progressives In The House Once-In-A-Lifetime Leverage, So Why Did It Take Jimmy Dore To Make It An Issue

Where were David Sirota and Sam Seder and AOC and the DSA and everyone else?  Me!  You!  The jackoff comedian made the possibility of getting something from Pelosi in exchange for another term as Speaker into a national issue.  Not Sirota.  Not Seder.  None of them.  But Jimmy Dore is the problem.  

With a 40 or 50 seat majority, Pelosi would never care what any progressive wanted, but with a couple of seats at the most, AOC or Ilhan Omar or Ro Khanna and a friend or two could make sure that Pelosi is never Speaker again without the worry that Kevin McCarthy wins.  Same with Jeffries.  AOC could prevent his Speakership, too.  

They could get something from Pelosi in exchange for their support.

If they wanted to.

If it mattered to them.

If they were less concerned about their careers in the House...

David Sirota Is A Whiny Little Bitch--It's One Of His Strengths!--But He Should Not Be Siding With The Dummies Who Simp For Sam Seder

Sirota is an actual reporter, so he should know better.  But when his whiny little bitch comes out, he grasps for validation.  Christ, have at least one ball, man.  Sirota was smeared for real this past year by Edward-Isaac-Dovere, and that's not what Jimmy Dore did at all.  For what it's worth, Cornel West was on with Jimmy Dore tonight, siding firmly with Dore and against the simpering Seder factions, so Michael Brooks would have been revealed as well in all this.

Also note that David Sirota did not do as good a job as he thought he did managing the Sanders campaign this year.  They got their teeth kicked in by Obama and the plutocracy.  And Sirota's wife is an elected Dem in Colorado now, so how hard will David Sirota really fight the Dem establishment going foward.

The Sponsors On Jimmy Dore's Show: Supplements? Gold? Drugs? Bras? Coffee? Sheets? Cereal?

None!?  No sponsors at all?  Just YouTube and Patreon money?  But no sponsors?  No brain power supplements or CDB?  No MSNBC contract?  That's weird.

Drive-By Fisking Of Sam Seder's Majority Report Is Easy As Cake

Plenty of folks are having fun these days shitting on Sam Seder and the Majority Report for their unhinged attacks on Jimmy Dore.  Seder was always pretty nakedly an establishment careerist pissboy, but he often tried to play both sides against the middle to keep some sort of anti- or possibly non-establishment cred.  That was always a loosing proposition given Seder's proclivities, privileged background, and entertainment wealth.  But christ, he's a jealous little bitch--and though Seder and his crew like to say over and over that Dore knows nothing about politics, they are pretty fucking vacant and clueless themselves.  He hates Dore's comedic talent so fucking much.  Seder was always gunning for the cable tee vee bigtime, and he hates that Dore really doesn't give a shit about that yet somehow got a national discussion going on progressive power and strategy and tactics after the 2020 election, and is somehow making his own way without the approval of a major cable channel or other such sinecure.  

As Jimmy Dore often says, HE doesn't have an MSNBC contract...

The Right-Wing Dem Establishment Killed AOC Because She Was Already Ded

AOC got played because she was exposed as a paper tiger.  Now she'll forever be a non-entity.  But it's her fault.  It would have been so easy to take this idea of a floor vote for Medicare for All, pressure Pelosi to do it and then make it a win-win for both AOC and Pelosi.  AOC and the progressive block could have made speeches supporting Pelosi.  Pelosi could have made a public statement saying she understood their position on the floor vote, advised them that votes might not be there, but would bring it up on the floor.  One of the other gets from Pelosi could have been AOC's committee assignment which would have prevented Cuellar from taking it from her.  Oops.  Maybe AOC isn't the political genius she thought she was.  On that note, why didn't AOC and the rest of the progressives in the House see that Pelosi's titanic failure and epic losses in the 2020 election gave them a once-in-a-lifetime leverage over Nancy Pelosi?

Here's the secret: AOC and the progressives can now remove Nancy Pelosi without consequence.  Or, if Pelosi wants to remain, they can get their Medicare for All vote.  Or they can exact revenge on Henry Cuellar, a man who supported George W. Bush and is an employee of the Koch Brothers' political team.  The options are endless now that the right-wing Dems have declared war.

If AOC and a handful of progressives prevent Nancy Pelosi from being elected Speaker, Kevin McCarthy does not win.  It goes back to conference until someone gets the needed majority.  The GOP can't win unless some Dems vote for McCarthy.

AOC and four or five more progressives can easily prevent Hakeem Jeffries from becoming Speaker, too.  They can block anyone they want until they decide some anodyne Illinois or Michigan would make a perfectly boring Speaker.

If AOC were a leader, she'd now be leading.  But she's not gonna do it.  I wish she would.  But her time has passed.  Jimmy Dore forced her to show weakness, and it killed her.

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Circle A Cycles Road Bike

Very sparkly green.  These pics originally came from the Serotta Forum, iirc.

Jimmy Dore's Ascendancy Has Broken Sam Seder And Now The Entire Cohort Of Entry-Level Right-Wing Dem Establishment Careerist Pissboys And Pissgirls Are Showning Their Asses

Seder is so fucking jealous of Jimmy Dore, and now he's fucking apoplectic. Dore is genuinely funny, and suddenly he's a major player, eclipsing the careerist establishment boy Sam Seder. Seder can't stand this, but Dore has created this moment without working in the establishment, striving so hard to get the chance to hold the pissbucket the way Seder has.  Seder won't ever let this go now because he's outing himself as a whiny little bitch.  Me-Ow.

 

Dore's onto something, though, as much as Seder hates it.

 

Kyle Kulinski sums it up pretty well, too.

Good News From Disgusting Reactionary Cocksucker And Screaming Christian Lunatic Mike Pompeo

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Blue Fired

Vanilla Bikes Is Out To Prove Some People Will Buy Anything And Those People Need Their Taxes Raised

Whatever the opposite of my bag is, this is it.  Jesus.

Nina Turner's Running For Congress

Excellent.  It will be very interesting to see how much support Turner gets from supposed progressives who have national profiles.  Turner would probably be very good in Congress, so I would expect the Democratic Party establishment to destroy her and install a neolib shithead in this Dem +30 district.

Stillwithering Hildos Are The Most Disgusting People In America

Just fucking vile morons, too.  Feinstein was getting shit on because she is both a senile old bat AND a huge fucking conservative dipshit who kissed Lindsey Graham's ladybug-covered ass right on national fucking television before a national fucking election.  Not because she's a woman.  Anyone who proudly brags about being stillwithering or KHive or being a fucking Hildo just sucks major fucking ass and is dumber than dog shit.

Tensin'

Besides Being A Corrupt And Incompetent Greaseball, Andrew Cuomo Is Also A Grotesque Bastard

Fucking slimeball.  Cuomo sucks so fucking hard at being governor that getting him out of office is vital for the health and welfare of New York.  The fact that he's fucking gross and a serial harasser is just a fucking bonus.   No cabinet post for Cuomo now.  Whoever leaked this shit at this moment is wonderful hero.  So if they want him out, they're gonna have to chase him out.

Jimmy Dore Has Broken AOC (With Sam Seder As Collateral Damage)

Jimmy Dore's very simple troll of telling AOC and the "progressives" in Congress to force Nancy Pelosi to bring a vote on Medicare for All to the floor of the House in exchange for votes for Pelosi's campaign for Speaker.  Pretty easy.  Pretty obvious, but a jackoff comedian can have fun with it.  Well, that caused AOC to collapse into political bullshit and platitudes and doubletalk, illuminating the end of her political career as a rock-ribbed, corrupt establishment Dem.  Once Dore recognized AOC's weakness, he pounced, and now she's pretty much over.  Justin Jackson called out AOC.  Krystal Ball did as well.  Even Cenk Uygur voiced support for Dore's little stunt, much to the consternation of some of his crew who had previously shit on it.  Oops. 

The strivers, careerists, and pissboys like Sam Seder, Emma Vigeland, and Nomiki Konst just can't handle the fact that their asses are showing too.  Seder can't stand Dore--jealousy over Dore's comedic talent AND Dore's lack of pissboy aspirations, I would imagine--but he had some tepid support for Dore's M4All plan at first.  Once Dore started getting traction, though, Seder resumed his full-on attacks on Dore.  Don't have to respect the hustle when the hustlers don't have no skills...

Knolly Suing Intense, But, Like Who Gives A Shit, Brah

It does seem pretty skeevy, and I wonder what winning looks like for Knolly?  Does Intense have deep-pocket owners or something?  Weird.  Lots of Pinkbike experts in the comments are contesting the viability of the patent itself, and they would know because everybody is a fucking genius engineer and attorney on that site.  The flip side is how this plays out for Knolly in the eyes of that very same elite mountain biking cohort.

Bill Barr, Fat Fuck And Friend Of Jeffrey Epstein And Donald Trump, Is Sick Of So Much Fucking Winning

A corrupt sack of shit waddles off.  Bill Barr, Jeffrey Epstein, and Donald Trump are all horrible and rotten people.

Fected Inn

Trump Lost Again Today To Rapey Uncle Joe!

What a fucking loser!  How often can a single teabagger get cucked?  Trump's fixin' to find out!  Sad.  Thanks, Obama!

2020 Chris Kvale

Modern.  Ish.

Sad Chris Kvale Cycles News From The Spring

I suck at this game cuz I had not heard about this.  What a fucking shitty thing to happen.  Often the fighting a fire is as completely destructive as the fire itself.  Kvale frames are the best.

Political Song for Ivanka Trump to Sing

So, The Sara Gideon Campaign In Maine Illustrates Just How Corrupt And Inept Chuck Schumer And The Dems Are

Wonderful.  Every asshole in the establishment Dem consultant class got rich, and the United States go another vile and feckless reactionary GOP shithead reelected to the Senate.  Brilliant!  Chuckles Schumer is every bit as inane, corrupt, demented, and incompetent as a Dem leader as Nancy Pelosi is.  It's almost as if Schumer and Pelosi cared more about protecting their own personal power than they cared about defeating Republicans.  It's almost as if the Dem consultants believe they will make more money if the Dems are a permanent minority. 

The Coronavirus Shouldn't Be Focused On Targets Like Charlie Pride

Plenty of more important targets out there, corona.  Jesus.  Get on the fucking ball, asshole, or no Medal of Freedom for you!

Damn, That MAGA CHUD Cyclops Cocksucker Dan Crenshaw Is A Real Bastard

What the fuck? This asshole should be expelled from Congress. Where's the Speaker on this shit?  Crenshaw sucks major ass regardless, but this shit is grotesque.  Conservatism is the most obvious and most important indicator of severe mental defect.  MAGA CHUDS are fucking dumber than dog shit.

Yeah, Get Fukked, Fukkers

Ron DeSantis Is A Real Piece Of Shit

Not breaking news.  But Florida is such a fucking shithole, and somehow DeSantis made it worse.

Drive-By Fisking Of Marcy Wheeler Is Really Frakking Easy

Jesus.  Marcy Wheeler wants so bad to be a bigtime pundit, but she can't help herself but be a fucking dipshit.  Not that being a dipshit is any sort of impediment to being an establishment right-wing star.  At least that's what Joy Reid said.  Anywho, Wheeler has a personal conflict with Glenn Greenwald from way back, so that's the real reason she can't stand him.

Bee Ng

Biden Voters Who Are NOT Racist Neolibs Are The Biggest Assholes In The Galaxy

You fucked up.  You trusted us.  Biden is a yuge piece of shit, and Ryan Grim brings only the latest proof for all to see that Rapey Uncle Joe is a vile racist right-wing asshole.  Never Biden.  If you voted for Biden and you are not a rock-ribbed reactionary racist, you are a yuge fucking cuck.  

Great News From George W. Bush's Friend Ellen Degenerate

Yay.  Let's hope some of this news gets better!

Autotooned

1994 Curtlo Mountaineer

Nice.

Concussions Are Serious, Kids

Yes, this article was written by a freelancer and placed in the LA Times in order to increase the profile of Hayley Hodson's lawsuit against Stanford in the hopes Stanford will settle.  Stipulated.  So, yes, this story is far from comprehensive and exclusively from the perspective of Hayley Hodson--I have plenty of questions myself--but this woman had it all: elite athlete, free ride to Stanford, tall, blonde, beautiful.  But now, not so much.  Because of all the concussions she suffered.  She's still young and tall and blonde and beautiful, but life is not the same for her anymore; it's gotta be so much harder for her now.  Though I have no first-hand knowledge of Hodson's situation, I will never defend Stanford because I know they're scumbags, but that doesn't change what happens to some athletes out there working for 24/7/365 for their schooling.  Not everybody gets the prize.  For christ's sake, kids, be careful out there.

Dreamin' Is Free

The US Is So Fucked Because We Didn't Solve The Coronavirus Problem Last Spring

Now it's too late.  Way too fucking late.  We had one chance to crush this shit in March and April, but we didn't have the brains or the guts to it.  We were failed by leadership, and now we are failing each other, too.  If we could have been back to a semblance of normal by July 2020, with COVID under control after a total, 90-120 day shutdown with direct payments to everyone, this winter would be completely manageable for our healthcare delivery system and government.  But no.  We suck, and now we're fucked.

Wonderful News From Exceptional And Very Stable Genius Jenna Ellis

What a wonderful holiday gift for America!  Jenna Ellis is one of Trump's best people.  Only the best people.  Everyone is saying it.  Thanks, Trump!

Sebadoh's Anachronistic Love

This Content From Biker's Edge Is Just Like A Pinkbike Field Test, Only Good. And Useful. With Less Payola.

I Got It, Positive!

Is This Wonderful News About Giuliani? Or Is It Trump's Excuse For Winding Down His Failed Court Antics?

Nobody wants the big beautiful bagger remover to work its magic on Rudy more than I do, but I can't help but wonder if this is Trump's way to stop the daily humiliation in our great wonderful patriotic American courts without having to admit to his epic failures.  

If this news is true, it is truly fantastic news.  Let us pray that our coronavirus does the lords' work and sends Giuliani and every other bagger to meet Herman Cain by Tuesday.  Inshallah.

Lin Wood Is The Unhinged Racist Revanchist Bagger Hero America Needs Right Now

Jesus, Wood was always a creep and a scumbag, but he's off his fucking meds or something for real now.  This is good shit, and if it costs the GOP those Senate seats in Georgia, well, fuck, that would be just peachy!  Thanks, Trump!

Garden X

Here's Jamarl Thomas Kicking Sam Seder

The gap between the careerist, professional leftish YouTube/alternative media and the more sincere, non-pros has never been more important.  The people with their eye on the paycheck and their retirement fund are never going to be anything other than entry-level establishment media pissboys at the end of the day.  The proles who are out there tossing bombs cuz they know that ain't never getting paid are the ones to watch.  Literally.  Jamarl Thomas is standing up for Jimmy Dore, and it's pretty entertaining to read all the shade thrown at Seder and his ilk in the comments on this clip.

It's a shame about the production values and lack of swag, tho...

Baggers, MAGA CHUDS, Tim Pool & All The Other Sundry Racist Reactionary Assholes You Find On Free Re-Pubic Are Having A Yuge Sad

Thank you jesus for all the comedy.  Some boot-licking teabaggers want the moist orange dotard to institute martial law so he can hold another election he can win.  That's fucking genius.  No minorities voting this time!  And then poor stupid Tim Pool gets in on the fun to prove to everyone that though he is dumber than dog shit, he is not nearly as fucking gullible as the average MAGA CHUD on Free Re-Pubic!  That's some amazing work.  

Trump lost to Rapey Uncle Joe!!

Conservatism is the most important indication of mental defect.

Listen To This Idiot: Transition Should Be Ashamed

Jesus, what a fucking dope.  This doof sure does like to ramble on about nonsense.  Those Niner bikes are garbage, but Transition should be ashamed of enabling this bitch.

The Middle East Downstairs Girl Home Video

No, Seriously, Jerry Remy's Wife Was The Worst Fucking Mother Ever!

Poor Jerry.  The RemDawg was counting on Phoebe to make sure the kids didn't commit any murders or assaults while he was busy playing baseball, broadcasting baseball, and having cancer.  But no, she couldn't even do that shit.  Christ.

Where Should Your Cat Be? Twitter!

Cats built the internets.  Thanks, Al Gore!

Living Mekons

Not Classic 1990 Yeti FRO

Yikes.  That paint.  And the ovalized top tube with the small diameter downtube is not ideal, but the fork is wicked.  Old Yetis were Yetis, tho.

Kyle Kulinski Sure Fanbois Some Real Scumbags And Rapists In Tiger And Kobe

If you're gonna stan some sportsball players, probably Tiger Woods and Kobe Bryant are two of the fuckers you should leave off your list.  Jesus.   I mean, Kobe Bryant raped that girl and Tiger Woods is a fucking junkie.  There are plenty of nice sportspeople to love if you need to be a fanboi.  I mean, there must be, right?

Finally We Get The Fukkin' Whitey Tape!

No, Really, Neera Tanden Is A Vile, Right-Wing Shithead

The dopes who voted for Biden are getting exactly what they deserve.  Rock-ribbed racist assholes like Jill Filipovic are the sort of scum who love vile neolibs like Tanden.  Neera Tanden is a fucking cunt.  Neolibs love Tanden because she is a cunt who opposes universal healthcare, rights for working people, unions, high wages, and end to our imperial wars.  Rapey Uncle Joe is a fucking cocksucker, too, and all the dummies who voted for him and got nothing in return are getting everything they deserve in Neera Tanden and all the rest of the conservative morons in Biden's cabinet.

Bike Brands Who Enable This Idiot And The Others Like Them Are Pissing Away Their Money

Who the fuck would buy something recommended by this puffy dipshit? 

Maybe This Is The Only Thing Limeys Can Do

Find new apples next to the path.  New apples are cool, tho.  Fuckin' Limeys.  

Not Breaking News: Baggers, MAGAtards, QAnon Tards Are All Fucking Demented Losers

Attention teabaggers: Trump lost.  He lost like a loser.  To Rapey Uncle Joe.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Tomorrow's Never

The Loss Of The Arecibo Radio Telescope Is A Step Backward For The Species

Building the new facility at Arecibo should be a top priority for Rapey Uncle Joe's administration.  We have unlimited funds for Wall Street and useless aircraft carriers and nuclear warheads, so let's take some of that money and actually do something worthwhile it.  The loss of the Arecibo telescope is an atrocity that no healthy society would ever have allowed to happen. 

Saint Judas Cradle Hospital For Kids

The Best Hope For Freedom And Democracy Is The Sacred Bagger Remover & PA's Doug Mastriano Proves It

Fabulous news all around, so let's hope the beautiful brave coronavirus does the work for freedom and democracy and removes lots of the baggers at that White House meeting.  Please, jesus, make it happen.

Sweet Jesu Krispy, This Daccordi Is The Ugliest Bike I've Ever Seen

Fucking hell.  What a disaster.  And yes, even more heinous than that Battaglin, which was way worse than a spontaneous abortion in an elevator.  And of course they loved it on the Serotta Forum.  This Daccordi is an abomination.  Everything is wrong.  From the sloppy workmanship on the frame, to the shitty chrome, to the absolutely vile gold anodizing on the Campag gear, and that crap fork crown design, it's all fucking grotesque.  A simple, lugged Italian frame with 1985 Super Record would be better in every possible way.  Jesus.

Any Asshole Stupid Enough To Think Donald Trump Is Some Kind Of Winner Is The Lowest Life Form On Earth

And yet, these sad sorry motherfuckers are legion: the dumbest shitheads ever.  These demented fools think Trump is playing some long game to arrest and execute Dems, homos, commies, pedos, jews, blacks, immigrants, women, people who are literate, sane.  There's so much unhinged Qtardery and deranged jesus-fluffing going on it's hard to tell the loonies without a scorecard.  It's all so fucking wonderful, wonderful as long as they all do the right thing on January 20th and join Herman Cain in hell.

Conservatism is the best, most important indicator of mental defect.  You literally cannot be of even average intelligence and be any kind of conservative.

Fried Daze

David Sirota Dumps An Easy Peasy Drive-By Fisking Of The Odious Matty Yglesias Right On Matty's Soft Bald Head

Very easy, but still fun.  Matty Yglesias is a grotesque neolib simp who should probably be banished to Peter Theil's island before the first of the year.  That would be best for everyone.  Yglesias is lazy as fuck, too lazy to be a working pissboy anymore even because he's that quintessential dumb rich guy from Harvard.  Nobody needs any of those, so Yglesias is even more useless than before.  Thanks, Trump!

Political Song for Sidney 'Crackhead' Powell to Sing

Sidney Powell: Release The Crackhead!

Now it can be told: there is at least one lawyer in the US more unhinged than lispy, greasy anus-faced Rudy "Simon Bar Sinister" Giuliani.  This is important news you can use.  Sidney Powell is a fucking asshole of titanic proportions.  Powell has released the crackhead, and comedy will never be the same.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Givins

Frakkin' Turkey Day, Pilgrim

1980's Eddy Merckx, Red

Pretty early bike, seeing only one set of bottle bolts and no pump peg.  But no number plate so...

Was it a repaint, maybe?  The red is excellent and the chrome looks well-preserved.  Anywho, it's a real nice factory-built road racing machine.

How Are The Unhinged Racist Revanchist MAGAtards At Free Re-Pubic, Front Page Mag, And QAnon Living With Their Humiliation?

Just fucking dandy, thank you very much!  All those violently stupid reactionary fuckknobs and QAnon tards are having the fucking times of their lives right now as all they believe as the word of god gets illuminated as the screaming insanity of racist mental midgets.  It's really fucking fun!  Thanks, Trump!

Memo to all you grotesque idiots: TRUMP LOST TO RAPEY UNCLE JOE!

Heh, indeedy.

Kona Process X On Pinkbike: Kona Shoulda Been More Generous With The Payola

They didn't even put the Kona in their weirdly lame new Field Test, so I guess Kona did not have the cash to put in the envelope that Pinkbike got with the test bike.  Now, the Process X is not a terrible bike, but it is the typical wicked expensive for what you get modern Kona, making for an underwhelming choice these days.  Plus. Kona nuking the last generation--last generation geometry, especially--Process 153 and replacing it with a longer and uglier aluminum-only update, didn't do the brand any favors.  But when you see the sad new PB Field Test with the obvious payoff Speshy, Trek, and Giant bikes mixed in with a heinously ugly Ibis bike and a Rocky Mountain that definitely won't break this time along with some useless and/or unavailable filler, well, it makes you wonder why Kona doesn't get invited to the party anymore.

Brett Kavanaugh Is On The Case

Glenn Greenwald On The Jimmy Dore Show: The Complete Interview

This is a great interview, and Dore posted it complete by popular demand.  Good stuff.

Sidney Powell Is Sick To Death Of So Much Winning!

Sidney Powell is so fucking sick of all the fucking winning!  At least now we finally know what level of batshit insanity is too much for the unhinged fucktards in Trumpworld.  That's something.  Thanks, Obama!

Betta N Betta

Besides Being A Flaming Teabagger And Closet-Case, Steven "Cold Feet" Crowder Is Also Dumber Than Dog Shit

It is the holy duty of the beautiful brave patriotic coronavirus to remove Steven Crowder and the rest of the bagger cocksuckers from our wonderful planet.  Only then will America have something for which to be truly fucking thankful this year.  Everyone is saying it.  Go bagger remover!  Go!

Early 80s Eddy Merckx Bike

Hope Anka

Donald Trump Jr. Has Corona! This Is A Fantastic Development!

There's only one way this news can get any better!  Come on, coronavirus, get this done for the good of the entire species!  Fuck Yeah!

Great News From Rick Scott!

Corona, baby!  Let us pray to jesus henry christ that the brave beautiful exceptional coronavirus does the lords' work in Florida as the number one bagger remover of 2020.  

And Space Karen, too.

1986 Rossin SLX

Rossin frames were always a bit over the top.  The tubing decal is in the wrong spot, too.  But for factory-built lugged steel racing bikes, they were pretty fancy/garish, and that's Italian!  This is a 1986 SLX with not-quite-last-generation Super Record.

So, The BIKE Mag Crew Is Apparently Going To Get Another Shot--Where's The Koran Of Bike Tests?

From the folks who bought Velo News Velo-News VeloNews a few years ago.  Nobody looks at VeloNews and says it's a great website.  In fact, I'm not sure anyone looks at the VeloNews site at all.  But carry on gents.  Mountain biking's Dick Uline is out there somewhere...

Join Da Club

Howie Klein Has The Best Advice For Making America Greater Again: Cancel South Dakota

Deplatform South Dakota permanently.  Howie Klein gets it, atmo.  As long as SD remains a part of our nation, we will forever be as dumb as Kristi Noem.  Even North Dakota is not as fucking retarded as South Dakota is.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

If You Were Born In 1978, You Never Got To See The Real Who

But no doubt that The Who were the ultimate rock monsters--never surpassed, never equaled.  The evidence has been documented.  None better. 

Spin! 

Also, Celia Farber. Jesus. 

Note that Farber is an NYU graduate.

That is all.

This Lovely Young Trump-Loving Lady Is Smart AND Talented

She knows what's what.  She loves her some Donald Trump.  She has a firm grasp on reality.  And she's a sweet sexy young thing.  Yum.

Burgess Owens Is A Real Asshole Who Loves Ded Rapist Kobe Bryant--AND Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

Burgess Owens sucks AND blows wicked hard. Plus he's a fucking retard. Joining the mormons after his football career leads a sane person to believe he had his head knocked around way too much during his playing days. And of course he loves the rapey ded asshole Kobe Bryant. Of course he does. What a fucking idiot. He's a Qtard, too. Nice job, Utah.

Barack Obama Is Not Just A Vile Reactionary Miscreant--He Also Has Shitty Taste In Music

This list is fucking gross. All the shit in the world follows Barack Obama around like a fucking lapdog. Jesus, what a horrible man he is.

Yeah, Zoo

Yascha Mounk Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

He's not only a reactionary shithead and a violent racist apologist for our glorious imperialism, but Yascha Mounk is also a fucking moron! Vox is not left of anything, and Ezra Klein is an over-achieving reactionary pissboy, but to dolts like Mounk, rock-ribbed conservatives and dumb rich guys from Harvard like Matty Yglesias are brave truth-tellers and not the fatuous jerkoffs they are in reality. Sad. Mounk is really fucking stupid.  Thanks, Trump!

Pro Tip: Don't Take Road Bike Advice From Pinkbike Or Anyone Who Thinks An Off-Road Bike Is A Road Bike

Pinkbike: when advertainment can't even get the basics right!  Cyclocross bikes are not road bikes, so pretending they are is pretty fucking stupid.  You can tell Matt Wragg really has no fucking idea what he's talking about when he mentions short stems, disc brakes, and wicked wide tires for serious road use.  Marketing aside, rim brakes are better in every way on actual road bikes; wider tires are for off-road use, and slick road tires do not slide on wet roads any more than other road bike tires; properly-fitting road racing-style bikes need long stems to handle properly.  It would be nice to get a piece by someone who rides road bikes like an elite bike racer--or possibly is an elite bike racer--but can also drop most anyone on a mountain bike, too.  That would be interesting, and you wouldn't get some nonsense about off-road bikes pretending to be about road bikes.

Morn!

Punch A Proud Boy As An Antidote To Hate

1989 Bridgestone MB-1

Lugged! And from before the era of the decidedly un-lugged and fragile MB-0. This is def the 89 version of the grey and white MB-1. Back when mountain bikes were light and nimble.  Wonderful machines.

So, Hambini's Back--Open Cycle Is Probably Thrilled With That

Heartwarming Video Of Some Greasy Proud Boy Pussy Getting Beat Down In The Street--MAGA

Just wonderful to see what happens to this piece of shit--that lovely little bounce when he hits the pavement face first. This is def making America greater again! Thanks, Antifa!

Nobody Loves Nazis, Except Nazis

Spooky Junebug

Spooky used to be a thing.

The Dems Would Be Better Off If Most Of Them Were David Sirota

The Dems we have now are generally fucking abysmal, but if more Dems were David Sirota instead of racist neolib shitbags and Obama-fluffing rapist-enablers and fatuous KHive dipshits, the party would be worth something instead of worth pretty much nothing at all. Sad. Thanks, Obama!

The KHive Slut Queen Kamala Harris Was A Disastrous Pick, One That Nearly Cost Rapey Uncle Joe The Election

Even if her past was not exploited by the hilariously over-confident Trump campaign with all the lurid--and true!--stories of Willie Brown's willie and Kamala making her bones in California politics on her back, in the end, Harris was shown to be a terrible choice. Picking a running mate who couldn't even make it to the first primary turns out to be a drag on your campaign, and it almost Biden the election. I guess terrible choices can kill you, as Hillary and Gore know, or almost drag you under as Biden discovered. Nice going, dipshit.

Absolute Power Pop

Casey Greenfield Presents: Jeffrey Toobin 2, The Toobining

I hate it when you get caught pulling a Toobin on a Zoom meeting.  Jeffrey Toobin is sick of all the fucking winning.  Casey Greenfield and her Toobin bastard probably have lots to say about this Toobining.  Where's Casey Greenfield?

One Million Assholes: Apparently, Matty Yglesias Got Fired And/Or Forced Out Of Ezra Klein's Vox Litterbox

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Don't Listen To Idiots, Even Princeton-Credentialed Idiots Like Sam Wang

Princeton seems like an intellectual powerhouse until you actually attend Princeton or meet more than a couple of Princeton people.  Plus Twitter is great for credentialed goofs showing you how fucking stupid they really are.  Commercial nuclear power is an intelligence test, and Sam Wang failed.  Zero emissions?  Only if you don't know where  uranium comes from.  Non-polluting?  Only if you are fucking moron.  Clean?  Renewable?  Better than the alternatives?  Seriously, are you retarded?

What Has Trump's Historic Humiliation Done To Screaming Racist Imbecile Ben Garrison? Not Much, Really

Welsh Spray Cheese

The demo is not good, and the attempt to force it onto this video was an astoundingly bad idea.

Juliana Bikes: Equity Vs Equality Vs Marketing--Plus Throwing Shade At Pinkbike Is Always Worthwhile

Alex Pavon works for Juliana/Santa Cruz, so take it for what it's worth.  Women's bikes are no longer in fashion, and most every brand has abandoned their women-specific bikes.  Santa Cruz markets Juliana Bikes, but does not spend the money to make a women-specific frame.  Giant, on the other hand, does have women's frames, but sometimes the bikes are not as capable.  The newest 29er has less travel in the women's version--plus the geometry is not good.  If you're gonna do a women's bike, get it right.  On the other hand, yes, Julian and Liv are lifetyle brands, but all mountain bikes are lifestyle brands at this point, none more egregiously than Yeti and Ibis; Yetis are fucking garbage, but the rich white guys love the shit out of them.  Yeti may have started as a racer's tool, but the only thing Yeti has left are the tools who buy them.  Pinkbike always deserves the opprobrium, tho, just as much as rich white people need their taxes raised.

Women's bikes are probably a good thing, but in the age of plastic bikes from China, new or different frames cost big money up front, and the major brands found there was not really money to be made.  Enough money, anyway.  Orbea and Specialized--yeah, I know--had pretty excellent women's designs for road racing style bikes back five to 10 years ago--the Orbea Diva frame was amazing for its time--but those disappeared as prices began to skyrocket.  I wonder if there's a connection...

Jon Voight Is Fucking Demented

Coo-coo cocoa puffs.  Jesus.

Really Quite Excellent News From Corey Lewandowski

And Richard Walters and Jeff Miller!  This is the best possible news if bagger remover gets busy and removes these--and all--fucking baggers!  Let's getter dunn!

Urge 2 Break

So, Maybe Urge Overkill Was Not The Democracy He Thought

Urge Overkill was sposed to be huge.  They were gonna be like a fun-loving, way less angsty Nirvana.  But that shit didn't happen.  Oops.  Apparently they're still out there, the two guys who are not the drummer from the halcyon days, anyway.  Rocking and/or rolling on into their dotage.  Plenty of folks did not get any where nearly as rich as they thought they were going to off of this shtick.  Wonder why?

Perhaps Señor Garbage Ape Shitting On Chris Hayes Is The Only Thing Making America Greater Again

Sr. Ape is not right all the time, but holy shit that mofo don't like 6th grade kiss-ass and feckless tee vee millionaire Chris Hayes.  Heh, indeedy.

Is This Pop?

Gabriel Byrne Gets It, Atmo

A good Irishman.  Gabriel Byrne seems like a pretty fucking cool guy who knows what's what.

How Is Crazed, Squeaky MAGA CHUD Manlet Harlan Hill Handling His Humiliation?

About as well as you would think.  The incel bagger movement has been destroyed by Trump's historic humiliation.  You really do love to see it.  Thanks, Trump!

$15 Minimum Wage Won In Frakking Florida, But Biden, Schumer, And Pelosi Lost Bigly

Nice going assholes.  These sorts of centrist, obvious political ideas like the $15 minimum wage and Medicare for All are popular all over the country with everyone, but the Dems run away from this shit because the plutocrats who fund the party don't want any of it.  The problem for the Dems is that the GOP already exists, so the Dems come off as sickly little brothers of the nasty, reactionary racist Republican Party, and they lose bigly with terrible, arch-conservative, neolib candidates picked by and leadership of Schumer and Pelosi. 

Labor won in Florida, but the Dems of Biden, Schumer, and Pelosi didn't want that help.  So they lost.  Again.

Not Breaking News: MSDNC Neolib Simpleton Joy Reid Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

Jesus christ, what a fucking moron.  The General has been shitting on Joy Reid for a long time, but not knowing what 538 means is a firing offense.  Nobody that fucking clueless should be paid millions of dollars a year to report on and analyze American politics.

Watching Poor Little Rich Girl Emma Vigeland Attempt To Shit On Jimmy Dore Is Pretty Offensive

Vigeland is a rich kid from New Jersey who went to an expensive yet non-selective private school and then to a third-tier liberal arts college in Pennsylvania.  As far as anyone can see, Emma Vigeland hasn't done a fucking thing in her young life, but she sure likes to pretend she's some polymath superhero.  Fucking gross.  Vigeland's career trajectory ends at her being the Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom Scaramucci Trump of her generation at best and a pointless, low-level conservative flack at the worst.

It's obvious why Sam Seder hates Jimmy Dore: Dore is a much better and much more successful comedian.  Dore's funnier.  Seder can't handle that.  Plus Dore relentlessly busts Seder's balls for being a dollar-store Chris Hayes wannabe and MSNBC suck-up, and that truth's gotta hurt.  Dore is not a careerist striver the way Seder is, so Dore has the freedom to be a ranter.  Seder is shamed by that reality because he knows he'd never have the balls to trade his wealth for any possible principles.

Oh, Noes, The Proud Boys Are Having A Nasty Little Catfight Now That Trump Got Cucked By Rapey Uncle Joe!

Don't fight now, girls.  You ladies should behave better in public.  Name calling and hissing and slapping and spitting.  Not very becoming.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Welsh Exceptionalism

Antonio Brown Might Be The Only Thing Making Tom Brady AND America Greater Again

It's hard to give a shit about the fucking NFL and other pro sports right now since they're contributing to the frothing, uncontrolled spread of the coronavirus terrorizing the fucking country, but holy fuckballs, this Tom Brady in Tampa Bay shit is pretty fucking awesome.  Epic, violent scumbag Antonio Brown is just a yuge bonus.

Amazing News From Ben Carson And David Bossie!

Only one way this news gets better!  We pray to jesus christ that our brave, beautiful patriotic coronavirus will make America greater again!

Four Seasons Total Landscaping Is America's Most Prestigious Institution

Only the best when Donald Trump is on the case!  Jesus H. Chris Christie, the Trump campaign--and Trump himself--was always a threadbare atrocity, but this is fucking sublime.  Four. Seasons. Total. Landscaping.  Add to that Rudy "Simon Bar Sinister" Giuliani and his greasy anus face, and Richard Hall from the Independent sounds like he hit the wall of Trump inanity right fucking there.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama!

The Pennsylvania Fettermans Are Skillful Political Operators

I'm completely serious: Lt. Gov. John Fetterman is likely to be elected in 2022 as the next Senator from Pennsyltucky.  Lt. Gov. and Mrs. Fetterman may seem like lovable, down-to-earth folks just making their way, but they are both as skillful and motivated as any political climbers in the Democratic Party today.  Keep an eye on these two.

Kissin' Offeger

We Are Living In The Age Of Matt Binder, Not Trafalgar Group

Matt Binder called the election spot on, and Robert Cahaly at the MAGA-grift Trafalgar Group did not.  Matt Binder Political Prognostication, LLC won the war of ideas against the baggers in 2020!  Binder had Georgia going for Trump, but his prediction was a fuck of alot closer than Cahaly's bullshit.  Heh, indeedy.  Thanks, Trump!

Nathan J. Robinson Tosses Out An Effective Fisking Of The Dem Leadership After The 2020 Debacle

We were all shocked to learn that running a racist, reactionary failure as a presidential candidate without any discernible policy ideas would turn out to be a fucking fiasco.  Well, not that shocked.  And none more so than Nathan J. Robinson.  The worst Dem candidate this side of Hillary Clinton, piled onto a slate of nasty, right-wing racist Senate candidates hand-picked by the feckless reactionary dimwit Chuck Schumer and a US House led by a hateful and senile neolib scumbag in Nancy Pelosi added up to a titanic case of political malpractice.  The sooner Pelosi and Schumber can be neutralized and removed from office, the better everyone will be.

How Are The Qtards Faring After Trump's Humilating Loss To Rapey Uncle Joe?

Fine, just fine.  Fine.  Fine.  Just fine.  It's just another normal day for the completely unhinged, completely butthurt Qtards to bleat like sheep heading for slaughter.  JFK Jr.'s gonna same 'em any second from the satanic pedofile deep state homosexual demon cabal.  Nice!  Thanks, Trump!

The Dems Would Rather Lose To The GOP Than Have To Give Up Their Identity As A Right-Wing Racist Political Party Not Named The Republican Party--And The Almost Succeeded!

Biden barely broke 50% and ran well behind almost every poll because he had no message and no agenda whatsoever.  He was counting on the 'no fucking way' vote against Trump, but it was barely enough.  Bernie would have destroyed Trump AND delivered down ballot all across the US.  Carl Beijer is all over this shit in this article.  Good.  Moar!

The Dems did lose big everywhere but the top line.  Biden delivered nothing for anyone but Biden.  The Dems lost most of the open House seats and lost a bunch of their members while not a single Republican save possibly one lost in the House, iirc.  Regardless of the details, that's a disaster for the Dems.   

The Senate was even worse for the hapless Dems.  Chuckles picked a group of candidates who lost everywhere, even in places with easy wins like Maine.  They had all the money in the world, but shitty, bland, conservatives candidates running on the ballot with a senile racist right-wing racist shockingly was no formula for victory.  Now they're counting on a couple of shitty neolib morons in fucking Georgia to have any chance of saving democracy for the world.  Not a great plan.  

But the Dems would rather lose as conservative lapdogs than win as anodyne centrists like Bernie Sanders or AOC or Ilhan Omar or any of 'em.  The Dems are vile.

Thanks, Obama!

Jim Clyburn Is 1000 Times More Toxic And Corrupt Than Donald Trump

Jim Clyburn is exactly the sort of corrupt politician that needs to be expelled from the Democratic Party if the Dems are to have any hope of being anything other than a very-slightly-less-overtly-racist GOP junior varsity team.  Clyburn is way more dangerous and evil than any of the incompetent Nazi cosplayers like Stephen Miller that Trump puked up.  Clyburn has sold his party, his constituents, and everyone else for a fucking dollar, and he'll do it again and again if given the chance.  So don't give him one.  Christ.

Jaime Harrison lost because, one, Jaime Harrison, but also because Jim Clyburn couldn't deliver South Carolina because Jim Clyburn's entire career has been focused on building a political machine to deliver one of the most powerless and ignorant electorates anywhere in the known universe for Jim Clyburn and Jim Clyburn only.  Anyone with a brain will note that Jim Clyburn and Little Miss Lindsey Graham have almost identical political stances regardless of party.

The Dems would win a fuck of a lot more races if Jim Clyburn gets retired ASAPy-like.  AOC should make it her business to end this piece of shit.

The Vile Racist Baggatron Cocksuckers At The Free Re-Pubic Continue To Have A Difficult Time Dealing With Their Humiliation

Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Nothing in the world is sweeter than when the most grotesque hateful motherfuckers in the universe lose it all.  

Unfortunately, the second-worst bunch of scum won this time, the disgusting neolib Biden stans, but it's better than the baggy fucks, so...

Tom Nichols Will Always Be Dumber Than Dog Shit, But The Degree To Which AOC Scares The Shit Outta Him Is Glorious

Only the dumbest bagger cocksuckers like Tom Nichols or neoliberal asswipes like Rapey Uncle Joe stans think what AOC is doing this week is "friendly fire".  Say what you want about Rep. Ocasio-Cortez, but she is a preternaturally talented politician who sure as shit knows who her enemies are.  When she opens fire, it's not a mistake.  Neoliberals and other conservative scum are so fucking inane that they can't see the danger.  Heh.

Gen Tryin'

Fantastic News From Mark Meadows, Matt Gaetz And Many Others In The Trump Campaign And At The White House!

At least seven Trump people have tested positive for the beautiful brave coronavirus.  Even in defeat, Trump spreads the exceptional patriotic coronavirus wider than he spread the herpes he got from Jeffrey Epstein!  Thanks, Trump! 

Matt Gaetz, too.  This is fucking wonderful!  Bagger remover will continue to remove baggers long into the Biden administration!  Inshallah.

Bob's Arcade Of Zen

Teabagging Lunatic Congressman Clay Higgins

And How Are The Violent Racist Revanchist MAGA CHUDs Over At Free Republic Handling Their Humiliation?

Just another normal one for the racist baggers on the Free Re-Pubic website.  This MAGA CHUD meltdown shit is even more entertaining than I anticipated.

Nice!

Thanks, Trump!

Delicious MAGA Tears, Owning The Baggers

Rudy Giuliani's Theme Song

Jotline Hosh Screams Again And Again That He's Dumber Than Dog Shit

Conservatives are so fucking stupid.  Bernie would have had 400 electoral votes and 60 Senators and a 50 seat majority on the House by today.  But the Dems are a hard-right reactionary neoliberal party and would rather lose like they did in the House and Senate and almost did with Biden than win with anodyne centrist Bernie Sanders and the younger centrist AOC squad types leading the way.  Jotline Hosh and the rest of the bleating reactionary clowns are all dumber than dog shit.

So, Is JFK Jr. The Vice President Now?

JFK Jr. came out to save us all from the deep state pedophiles, right?  He's taking his place next to Trump on Mount Rushmore tomorrow, probably.  It's all over now, right?  Trump has joined with Q and JFK Jr. to win it all.  Right?  Are you out there Q?

Abigail Spanberger Is A Real Cunt--Somebody Primary This Racist Reactionary CIA Criminal

 2022 seems like a good time to take out the reactionary racist neoliberal trash in Congress, starting with Abigail Spanberger.

WTAF, Trump's Gonna Lose Frikkin' Georgia!

What a cuck.  This is turning into a shit show for the GOP.  All those MAGA polls like Trafalgar were fucking as wrong as wrong can be, again, like Nate Silver-level incompetence.  Fucking betaboy losers.  This is pretty fucking fun.  Thanks, Trump!

Radley Balko Is Not The Dumbest Libertarian Boy On The Planet, But He's Really Fucking Dumb

This is the dumbest take.  It only holds if Biden and the Dems won everything else in NC except this one race where they dude got horny on his txt machine.  Since Biden and the Dems got shellacked, well, Radley Balko is a conservative and a libertarian boy, so he's dumber than dog shit.

Time To Point And Laugh At Trump And The MAGA Pollster Clowns: Donald Trump Was The Incumbent And He Just Lost To Rapey Uncle Joe

He lost.

To Joe Biden.

All those fatuous teabagging grifters who swore Trump would win were wrong.

Donald Trump got humiliated by that senile old racist moron Rapey Uncle Joe. 

The MAGA pollsters were humiliated, too, including that Tragalgar dipshit.

And all the MAGA CHUDs got cucked both by Trump and the teabagging fucktards who really thought Trump would win and convinced the CHUDs that their lardy orange racist could never lose.

Jesus H. Christ, that's fucking hilarious.  

Everything might be shit in general but Trump and his incel manlet army getting wrecked is something to savor.

The fucking incumbent losing is historic, worldwide humiliation.  Rapey Uncle Joe.  And Trump couldn't beat him.  Nice going baggers.  Is there anybody more incompetent in history than Donald Fucking Trump.  All the Trump stans are fucking cucks.  Epic losers.  And Trump shit all over 'em.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama!