TWIV: Jimmy Dore Has Been Wrong As Wrong Can Be

The GOP Is Probably The Most Debased And Pathetic Political Organization In Human History

And Trump is their idiot king.

Sad.

After more than 150 years, this is the best the Republicans can manage.

Donald Trump.

Meatball Ron and his pudding fingers.

Kevin McCarthy.

What a buncha fuckin' beta boys and cucks.

Thanks, Obama.

TWIV: Last Week, 1001, The Year Jimjam Sucked Major Ass

Eye Spye

Pro Tip: Sean McElwee And Nate Silver And The Rest Of The Reactionary Dem Establishment Simps Were Always Full Of Shit

The Dem establishment is mostly worried about getting paid next year.

Nothing they do is even meant to help propel the most anodyne agenda beyond protecting that check.

The Dems are worse than the GOP in every way, and much of the blame falls on the absolutely worthless pissboy class like McElwee and Silver and the rest.

They have no ideas and care about nothing other than maintaining the power structure that fills their buckets with piss.

Popularism is just the latest grift.

Now they'll be on the next one.

Maybe not McElwee, but they'll be another vile conservative creep there to loving drink the piss from his bucket.

Our Elite Media-Political Establishment Just Might Be Dumber Than Dogshit: Jonathan Chait Edition

Conservatism truly is a mental defect.

But Chait is just fucking gross.

A vile piece of human filth.

Nothing more disgusting than a TERF.

Thank The Gods That Our Texas Problem Is Taking Care Of Itself

Slowly but surely.

This is the only possible good news we can ever get from Texas.

The blessed holy bagger remover at work.

Praise be!

Sicks Cured

Meatball Ron And His Pudding Fingers Are Never Gonna Be President

Sad.

The guy is a fucking loser, tho.

Jesus frakking christ, it's pretty sad just how weak and useless Meatball Ron really is.

And by that I mean fucking hilarious.

Meatball Ron and his pudding fingers make Trump look competent.

And Trump's like the biggest moron who ever lived.

Thanks, Obama.

Remember When Alito Leaked That Dumb Abortion Thing?

He's hopin' you forgotted.

Don't be forgettin'.

Sam Alito is a disgusting greasy motherfucker.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Nobody likes guineas.

These Three Rock Throwing Assholes Are Going To Prison For A Long Fukkin' Time

Praise be!

I don't believe in prison or cops or any of that police state and slavery shit, but these three dumb motherfuckers deserve every single thing they are gonna get for the rest of their hopefully very painful lives.

White people suck.

Rich white boys are worse.  Plus their dumb Asian friend.

All rock-ribbed bagger fucktard, I'm sure.

Taking a picture was a genius move.

The woman was alive when they took that picture, so that should be the final word the jury hears...

Remember When Rapey Uncle Joe Didn't Fire That Bagger Mailman Guy?

That was fucking stupid.

Brandon should have fired every Trump guy, everywhere.

But he didn't.

I wonder why?

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Ancient & Modern, 2023

Now That Everyone Has Seen What A Helpless Little Bitch Tucker Carlson Is, Will Jimmy Dore Still Love Him?

Tucker got cuckered by Murdock and his sons.

Sad.

So it turns out Carlson is a weak little man who is nothing but a high-dollar pissboy.

Lots of folks knew that all along.

But now the baggers can see it.

Pissboys are easily replaced. 

Ask Bill O'Reilly.

Thanks, Brandon!

Elron Musk Can't Stop Won't Stop Till Every Human On Earth Sees He's The Dumbest, Baldest Boy

Jesus frakking crispy, the guy is a fucking idiot.

His rockets blowed up.  His cars sploded.  His hair fell out when he was 19.

Elron Musk is a bigger loser than Erik Trump.

Sad.

Thanks, Ivana.

E. Jean Carroll Just Might Solve The GOP's Trump Problem--And They They're REALLY Fucked

Could this one particular rape case bring down the orange dotard and his tiny misshapen penis?

Prob not.

But if it does, the GOP will be rid of Trump.

And then they're fucked.

They have no one else.

It'll be Brandon in a landslide against whoever the Republicans can manage to run.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

I, For One, Find It Hard To Believe That All These Cops And Pastors And GOP Stalwarts Are To A Man Pedos And Rapists

If only there were some sort of pattern...

Every sex pest, pedo, molester, creep, rapist, every single one of 'em is a conservative, white, christian male.

Including Bill Clinton.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

MORE than a mental defect, clearly...

This 'Scholarship Money' Story Is Bullshit Every Year

This kid applied to 200 shitty colleges to collect "scholarship" money.

Which is bullshit.

Unless he's pretty fucking rich, most of that money is financial aid money, including lots of loans, probably, which only a dumbass bagger would call a scholarship.

And if the kid applied early and got into Amherst, Harvard, Princeton, Wesleyan, Williams, or Yale, well, then he's not supposed to apply anywhere else.

The schools and colleges and guidance counselors who encourage this horseshit should be ashamed.

Much Better, Boys

The Only Possible Cover Of The Pixies Is This Song, And...Well, Figure It Out

No, Lads, No

Fox 'News' Cucked Tucker Carlson AND Trump At The Same Time

Real baller move by the old man and his kids.

Fox "News" showed who was boss of bowel movement conservatism is the US and made Trump eat shit just as much as Carlson.

You really do love to see it.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Obama.

I Wonder If Jessica Valenti And All Those Other Nitwits Regret Being Stillwithhering Hildos And Brainless Dems Yet?

Nah.

Of course not.

They love to screech and complain, but being rich white ladies mostly, they will always be too pampered and dumb to know that they've created their own personal hell.

Sure, the rest of us have to live in it too, and trans kids will die, and lots of poor and minority folks will suffer and shit, but hey, they are STILL WITH HER and will vote for any Dem no matter how disgusting, racist, bigoted, misogynistic, and conservative they are.

As long as it's not Bernie Sanders!

Nice job, girls.

You stupid cunts.

We Can Only Assume Hunter Floofy Fox Is A GOP Congressman

Or a christian youth pastor.

That pedo creep was def a rock-ribbed conservative white guy tho.

All the groomers and child molesters are staunch Republicans.

Does Grandad Still Think He's A Vampire?

Every Time Trump Reminds People Of The Abortion Ban, The GOP Loses Another House Seat

Alito will wind up being the next Kennedyesque hero of the Democratic Party.

The Dems suck AND blow so hard that nothing could save them from utter defeat and destruction.

Well, almost nothing.

And the bagger shitheads on the courts delivered that one thing.

Dobbs.

Whoopsie.

Now the GOP is fucked beyond comprehension in all but the baggiest bagger shitholes.

And Trump won't stop making it worse until every fucking Republican gets deboned.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Anti-Vax Assholes Are The Biggest Idiots On Earth

But the blessed holy bagger remover is makin' 'em ded ded DED!

Praise be.

Anybody who got COVID wrong, vaccines wrong, basic science wrong is more grotesquely stupid than the biggest boot-licking libertarian pissboy.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Alabama Is A Bagger Cesspool

Remember this when an Alabama grad tells you they "went to Harvard".

Baggerism is incompatible with education, scholarship, and intelligence.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The Free RePubic Baggers Are Having A Yuge Sad Over Tucker Carlson Eating Shit

No bigger pussy in the visible universe than a Free RePubic bagger.

Those creepy racist nitwits are beyond grotesque.

Even sad little men laugh at the Free RePubic losers.

Thanks, Obama!

Tucker Carlson, Like Trump, Is The Rich White Kid Who Never Actually Had A Friend

The biggest losers in the universe are not web-toed baggers from Georgia.

Or libertarian pissboys.

Or racist, closet-case guntards.

Or Trump's kids.

Nope.

Tucker Carlson is a way bigger loser.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

The Dawn Of Thiccness

Who's Gonna Explain To This Dumb Bagger Bitch Emma Heussner That She Didn't 'Go To Harvard'?

Going to Harvard means undergrad.

Real Harvard students know this.

Emma Heussner doesn't know because she's dumber than dogshit.

She went to Alabama.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

New York City Sure Ain't What It Used To Be

If you were born in 1978, you def missed your chance to get to see what NY was like when it was good & live that dream.

Now the city is filled with vile rich assholes and other scum.

Sad.

Rich people suck.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Tucker Carlson & Bill O'Reilly Will Be Enjoying The Keester Falafel Together Tonite

Just a couple of gross unemployed dudes jamming things up their asses.

Billo's been ready for this for a long time.

Dee Of Dee

Somebody Needs To Explain To Erika Edwards And The Dipshits At NBC What A Theory Is And How Medical Research Works

This is anti-vax horseshit from NBC.

Inexcusable stupidity.

I'm sure RFK Jr & Jimmy Dore will be all over this nonsense, spouting disinformation, and generally making their conservative audience even dumber.

Facebook groups and VAERS and other right-wing insanity do not count as research.

And prob the folks claiming the condition are not the ones to be studying said condition and vaccinations.

No excuses for this to be reported.

The reactionary political/media establishment is dumber than dogshit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Somebody Needs To Get Mike Taibbi In Touch With Elron's Father

Mike Taibbi and Elron Musk's father have alot in common.

Sad.

Thanks, Goddard.

Riley Gaines Is A Horrible Bitch, And Ingrid 'Horse Face' Jacques Is Too!

Both of them are vile cunts.

There's nothing worse than a TERF.

Baggers are dumber than dogshit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Elron Is Not The Smartest Boy

Might be the baldest, but not the smartest.

Playing with rockets is not something for the dumb rich kids.

Jesus.

Horse Face Ingrid Jacques Just Might Be Dumber Than Rick Newman

Handsome woman.

For Mr. Ed.

And holy christ is she dumb.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Har Vee Mudhoney

Hambini Is Such A Majestically Petty Bitch

More Fun Stuff About The Beths--This Time From Brown University (The Wesleyan Of Providence) Of All Places

Nice harmless Kiwis who make wicked good pop music in the 21st century.

Also, how the fuck did Brown University manage to lose its radio station.

Christ, elite universities are mostly run by reactionary idiots.

Elron Musk Def Needs To Personally Test All New Rockets By Riding On The Top Of Them During Their First Launch

Elron knows stuff.

He's very smart and handsome.

Not at all bald, either.

Minnesota Knows Baggers Suck Major Ass

Minnesota's governor don't want no baggers in his state.

Baggers suck ass. 

More governors and elected Dems should be raising hell about baggers and baggerism; it's good for Dems.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Praise be!

Restive

Your Daily Reminder That Baggerism Is Incompatible With Democracy, Freedom, And Reason

Texas is a bagger shithole and in no way should be part of the United States.

The US government should end bagger rule in Texas with extreme prejudice and install a secular government answerable to basic intelligence and freedom.

Baggers are dumber than dogshit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

No Empty-Headed Stenographer In America Wields A Piss Bucket With As Much Flair As Rick Newman

That little reactionary creep knows what he loves, and he loves rancid, boiling piss.

Rick Newman is so dumb because he has to be as dumb as he is to do his job properly.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

20 Years Later We Realize Dirty On Purpose Was One Of Our Greatest Bands

Bernie Sanders & AOC Are Center-Right--Not At All On The Left

Only in American could those folks be considered left of anything.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Sure Sounds Like Payton McNabb Is Too Frail And Weak-Minded To Play Organized Sports

Jeez, what a whiny little snowflake.

I think you gotta be more of a baller to play ball.

One thing's for sure, McNabb will never be invited to spend any quality time on the National Review's yacht, the William F. Buckley.

Elron's Rocket Go Boom--Another Triumph For The World's Dumbest Man

Mike Taibbi knows just what that rocket's father is going through.

Elron Musk is officially a bigger loser than any Trump kid.

From The University Of New Haven In West Haven Connecticut...

Ed Jones Is Correct: There Is No Right To Carry A Gun In The US Constitution

And there never was.

All this gun nut shit was created out of whole cloth by bowel movement conservatives as part of their war on American society and American freedom.

Give racist poor people guns and they'll be too busy killing each other to organize and create a more just and equitable society.

Scalia and the rest of those dumb fucking conservative judges were just useful idiot tools.

Time to take the guns, disarm the police, and crush capitalism once and for all.

Inshallah.

Thanks To Our Friend Jesus, So Many Baggers Are Ded

Ded baggers make America greater again.

So jesus sent the blessed holy bagger remover to kill baggers ded.

This makes me happy.

Thank you, jesus.

'Senate Report' LOL--Roger Marshall Would Like To Remind You He Is Surely Dumber Than Ron Johnson

Pro Tip: this is not a Senate Report.

It is some bagger lunatic signal boosted by that retard Roger Marshall, senator from Kansas.

Not the same thing.

But National Review would like an illustrated Senate Report on spending time with William F Buckley and a boatload of naked young conservative college boys, please.

Gym Jordan will buy 100 copies, so there's that.

Under his eye.

Steve Albini's Always A Fun Guy

Albini is at least as good at ranting as he is at producing/engineering recordings.

So that's something.

Still remember his Smashing Pumpkins and Liz Phair shit from back in the day before most folks had the  internets at home.

Megyn Kelly Was Certainly The Most Trans Man Vibey Of The Fox "News" Blondes

Also, Megyn Kelly is a vile reactionary cunt.

That black Santa fucking bitch is a hateful bigot and slimy racist, and always was.

But of all the Fox "News" whores, Kelly was the one who most looked like a trans man.

Which would be fine for anyone other than Megyn Kelly.

Conservatism is?

A mental defect.

And baggers are dumber than dogshit.

Elron Musk: Hero Of Teh Stupid

Musk is one of dimmest bulbs, but gods damn he's a funny fucking dipshit.

The folks who actually believe his horseshit are fucking grotesque morons.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Trump's Gonna Take Meatball Ron's Pudding

And make him cry.

Trump is stomping all over Meatball Ron's pudding fingers because it's easy and fun.

History, Herstory, Yourstory

Harvard Is A Uniquely Awful Place For Reasons Amherst, Princeton, Wesleyan, Williams, And Yale Could Never Manage

It's difficult for smart kids who are undergrad admits to say no to Harvard, but christ, you should.

Anywhere is better than Harvard if you're not the rich dumb kid or privileged white guy or pathetic stunt admit.

Go to a better school when you pick Amherst, Wesleyan, or Williams.

Get that Ivy stench all over at Princeton or Yale.

Show off your test-taking skills by going to M.I.T.

But Harvard is a stain that someday will no longer be acceptable.

Inshallah.

Arizona Is Surely The Most Entertainingly Unhinged Bagger Shithole In The Visible Universe

How can Florida or Texas or Arkansas or Mississippi be any more grotesque and debased than fucking Arizona?  

There's no way.

Is there?

Regardless of location, baggers are dumber than dogshit and conservatism is a mental defect.

Thanks, Trump!

Live Sex Show Upstairs

Floridaman Joe Penovich, Majestically Stupid, Would Like To Remind You That Baggers Are Dumber Than Dogshit

If jesus were real, I'm sure he would not have strong opinions on Bud Lite beyond the normal "it's awful" sort of thing.

Certainly nothing which might require a week of prayer.

A week of prayer.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Hostelizers

Neo-Vintage Hometown Thing About The Beths

Jesus, that guitar dude is a unit.

The rest of them are soft and cuddly little Kiwis.

Nice.

Anybody Who Didn't Know David Leonhardt Was A Fatuous Liar BEFORE COVID Should Certainly Know It By NOW

Leonhardt is another slimy reactionary lying dimwit employed by the New York Times.

Nothing from Leonhardt or anyone else at that paper should be trusted under any circumstances.

Hard To Believe A Creepy, Closet-Case Bagger Like Gym Jordan Is Also A Really Shitty Congressman!

Thank christ for such crucial reporting!

The whole fukkin' world thought Jordan was fine, smart, and hard-working guy, and now we find out he's a corrupt, boy-loving, incompetent bagger cokksukker!

Eye Witless News.

Thanks, Trump.

Meatball Ron And His Pudding Fingers Will Never Save The Free RePubic Baggers From Donald Trump

Those sorry bastards are stuck with Trump forever.

DeSanctimonious is way too much of a soft lardy pussy to ever beat Trump.

Even the Free RePubic baggers who don't want to be Trump pissboys anymore will never be rid of him.

Trump is their king and the king is never going to give up his sickening, grotesque, rancid bagger throne.

It Ain't No Joke That Americans Are The Most Ignorant And Propagandized People In The Civilized World

The average American is almost as dumb as a rich kid at Harvard.

Or kid at Harvard.

The political/media elite is a weird bunch of inbred, ignorant nitwits who have no idea what's really going on around them.

As long as they are striving for treats, they don't care about anything else.

Bigotry and inanity are currencies they love and use to keep the rest of the people as stupid and useless as they themselves are.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

All Good And Kind, Decent People In Non-Baggy States Should Endorse And Encourage All Baggers To Leave Their Babies In Bagger Boxes

Even baggers don't want bagger babies.

Let's encourage more child abandonment in baggy states where the baggiest baggers bag.

This is also the blessed holy bagger remover at work!

Thanks, Trump.

It's Really Helpful When Your Dad Knows A Guy, Or No, This Isn't Best Coast. Why?

Trump Is Slaughtering Meatball Ron And His Pudding Fingers Just For Fun

Somebody get Meatball Ron a spoon.

Fingers are not all DeSantis will be licking by the time Trump is done with him.

I'd imagine Trump will be insulting Meatball Ron's wife for getting cancer, and Meatball Ron will be thanking him for it.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Matt Binder Would Like To Remind You That Elron Musk Is Really Fucking Stupid

That fucking Elron is an ocean-going moron.

Jesus frakking christballs.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

I Wonder If Harlan Crow And Uncle Thomas Ever Spent Any Quality Time Naked On A Boat Full Of Naked Young Men, National Review Style?

That would be disgusting.

But not surprising.

William F. Buckley was a traditionalist, and the tradition he appreciated most was spending time on his boat with naked young men.

Under his eye!

Gotsit

If Brandon Truly Led A Rise In Anti Christian Hostility, I'd Prob Vote For Him

Anti christian hostility would certainly make America greater again.

But Rapey Uncle Joe is not doing shit.

Christians are the biggest fucking pussies in the visible universe.

Anything Clinton Is A Losing Propostition Now--Ask Virginia

Reactionary establishment Dems haven't figured out that the reason McAuliffe lost to Youngkin is because the Clinton became the most toxic force in American politics.

Nobody wants a fucking Clinton scumbag anywhere near them now.

Praise be!

National Review: As Always, Anti Trans But Pro Naked Young Men

William F. Buckley was a closet case.

And racist asshole.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Cyber Chays

Meatball Ron Is What Remains Of The GOP After Trump Destroyed It

Praise be!

Trump has turned the Republican Party into a blathering, unctuous mass of insanity and incompetence.

Meatball Ron is the best they can do post-Trump.

Gregg Popovich Sure As Shit Understands The Constitution Better Than Ted Cruz

Basic reading comprehension.  

Well-regulated militia.

Who knew?

So Coach Popovich can read the 2nd Amendment and understand it.

That's way better than Scalia and Cruz ever managed.

Ignatius' Ghost

This guy did the Bloomsday thing to New Orleans and John Kennedy Toole.

He actually found the Reilly house, which is pretty cool.

@ Once

If You're Not Standing Up And Treasuring The Dignity And Humanity Of Trans People, You're Lower Than Even Jimmy Dore

Humanity is for everyone.

Even trans people.

These days, especially trans people.

Love is universal or love is a lie.

Respect.

Dignity.

Human rights.

The people who hate trans folks, the people who attack trans kids because they think they are easy targets, those grotesque reactionary assholes are lower than the lowest fucking racist inbred bagger, libertarian, MAGACHUD, GOP voter, even lower than Jimmy Dore.

Note that love does not extend to conservatives of any stripe.

Fuck those hateful bigots, bastards, and morons.

Riley Gaines Seems Like A Truly Vile Hateful Reactionary Cunt--Her Dad Rowdy Gaines Must Be Mortified

Mike Taibbi might be the only man who understands his pain.

Please note that Rowdy Gaines is not the father of rancid bagger cunt Riley Gaines as far as I know.

But still, how many times are you gonna get to make a Rowdy Gaines/Mike Taibbi joke?

Never again.

Baggers Are All Creeps And Pervs

Never let a Republican be alone with any children.

Even their own.

Conservatism is not just a mental defect...

Candy Candy Candy

Meatball Ron Is The Most Vital Cog In The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Machine

DeSantis has made Florida deadly for so many wretched bagger cokksukkers.

All those ded baggers who would be alive today if Meatball Ron and his minions in Florida had not been quite so fucking dumb.

Praise be!

Meatball Ron has worked tirelessly to help the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover make America greater again.

Thanks, Brandon.

Dave Anthony And Jim Earl Would Like To Remind You That Jimmy Dore Is A Frakking Idiot

A little behind the music info here.

Dore didn't get sick from the vaccine--we knew this much a while ago, but here's another confirmation.

Dore's doctor wasn't much of a doctor--and he's a liar and a grifter.

Just like Jimjam.

Weird how that works.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

When Rick Newman's Mom Told Him He Was A Very Smart And Handsome Boy, That Skanky Roadwhore Was LYING

Rick Newman is Elron Musk-levels of dumb.

Jimmy Dore.

A Trump kid.

They guy's a doof.

He's got the analytical ability of a turnip, but pissboys don't need brains.

When A Drip Like Mehdi Hasan Can Make You Look Dumb, You're Mike Taibbi's Son

Sad.

Matt Taibbi was always going to end up like this.

Now we know it.

Mike Taibbi Has Known It All Along!

The University Of Michigan Has Been Ruined By Its Football Program

We blame UChicago.

Sad.

ZaHahDoom

Bagger Super Brain Genius Christopher Key Is The Next Vice President Of The United States!

Trump should def pick Key!

Herschel, lost.  Kari Lake, lost.  Dr. Ooze, lost.  That idiot in New Mexico, lost.  That creep in Arizona, lost.  

Nobody left for Tiny to pick except the wonderful Christopher Key! 

Urine for everybody makes America greater again!

Thanks, Brandon.

Without Our Exceptional Mass Shootings, America Sure Would Suck

Our guns keep us free.

Free to get shot by any bagger asshole pretty much anyplace, anytime.

If  that's not exceptional, I don't know what is.

The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Depends On American Stupidity To Fulfill Its Glorious Mission

Killing off conservatives.

We, all the decent people, thank jesus for making baggers so fucking dumb and so easy to kill.

Ded baggers make America greater again.

Under his eye.

Elron's Tesla Truck Is Uglier Than His Scarred Bald Head

Holy shitballs what an abortion.

I can't wait for the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet to buy that thing.

Christopher Wood Is Another Bagger Idiot Doctor Who Should Definitely Treat Baggers But Lose His License To Treat People

Bagger doctors like Wood are the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover at work.

But for the love of christ, keep him away from fucking children.

I'm sure he's some sort of perv in addition to being a fucking creep and shabby TERF.

Thanks, Obama.

Oh, Gee

TWIV: Jimmy Dore Is A Reactionary Moron

Nobody Is More Of An Enthusiastic Pissboy Than A Wingnut Welfare Bagger

David French, Jonah Goldberg, those boys know how to hold the piss bucket just right and guzzle that disgusting hot rancid ambrosia as good as any bagger who ever bagged.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Thank Christ There's Good Music

There Are No Winners In A Fight Over Motley Crue

Christ, the Crue sucked ass 40 years ago, when Mick Mars was only in his 60s.

Now, what's the point?

Jesus.

New Bronski Bogan Order

Who's Gonna Explain To Steven Shepard & Politico That Abortion Was NEVER A 50/50 Issue

Almost everybody has been in favor of abortion rights and/or access all along in the United States.

Especially people in need of an abortion.

And the families of those people.

Nobody is against abortion when it's their life in the balance, or they have been assaulted and become pregnant.

This notion of a split in opinion amongst Americans is another example of the complete inanity of the conservative political & media establishment.

Politico is a fucking disgrace, and Steven Shepard seems dumber than dogshit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Political Song for Lazy Children to Sing

Open Up The Mines Again So These Little Bogan Bastards Can Get A Real Day's Work In

None of this jam and sweet shit.

Mines.

Coal mines.

Asbestos mines.

Uranium mines.

That's what these fucking kids need to be doing!

Fuck yeah!

Texas Is Here To Remind You That No Matter What Screaming Retards Meatball Ron Hires, Texas Will Always Be The Most Miserable Fucking Shithole On The Planet

Texas: it's a whole other disgusting, stupid country.

Conservatism is a mental defect, but the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover will solve our Texas problem eventually.

In the meantime, the NBNRA and TransNRA would really make Texas greater again!

Inshallah.

So, Clarence 'Uncle' Thomas' Bagger Plantation Master Is Also A Nazi?

Damn, that never happens.

Never ever are the nitwit libertarian racists also Nazis!

Harlan Crow and Uncle Thomas are breaking new ground!

Wait...wut?

Attn Baggers: The ONLY Doctor For You Is Joseph Ladapo!

All conservatives get Ladapo as their doctor.

Nobody else.

Florida is the most gloriously stupid bagger shithole on the fucking planet!

This is the blessed holy bagger remover at work!

Praise be!

Always Need More Lu

Youth Against Brandon, Uncle Thomas...And Italians!

Remember When Rapey Uncle Brandon Installed That Corrupt Creep Clarence 'Uncle' Thomas On The Supreme Court?

Fun times.

Rapey Uncle Joe had the power to stop that fucking atrocity, but he didn't.

Brandon has always sucked major ass.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

You Can't Blame Fox 'News' For Baggers Being Dumber Than Dog Shit

TWIV: Jimmy Dore Starring In Basket Case

RFK Jr. Is The Jimmy Dore Of Kennedys

At last, we've seen the most demented Kennedy.

That's somethin'.

Not Breaking News: Rapey Uncle Joe Is A Conservative, A Creep & A Bigot

Is this your first day here?

Never, ever vote for Dems.

The Dems are a hard-right party.

Dems are just incompetent Republicans.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Caitlin Clark Is A Goat, But It's Scapegoat: You Know She's Not The Greatest Player In The Game Because Her Team Lost

No greatness without the fucking rings.

Clark is no Breanna Stewart, that's for sure.

Stewie knows how to win.  

Clark, not so much.

The greatest would swap every individual honor for just one championship.

Even a merely excellent player would swap their stats for a ring.

Right, Dan Marino?

Few People Love Being A Pissboy As Much As Meatball Ron

The man loves that shit.

Meatball Ron DeSantis will always be on his knees looking for another hot rancid treat.

Remember That The US Is The Richest Nation In History

But unfortunately the wealth is going to corrupt judges and racist oligarchs and insane mass murderers and not to the good people out there.

If there are any.

I'm not sure that a society that accepts all this shit with old people and kids and cops and billionaires and killers and armies has any good people in it.

Americans aren't innocent victims.

Victims have a duty to fight back at some point.

Limes N Stuff

Wisconsin And Chicago On Top Of Tiny's Indictment Made Yesterday A Very Sad Day For Free RePubic Baggers

Praise be.

Those disgusting racists fucks were having a fucking sad all over that shit.

FULL COMMIE!

Heh, indeedy.

Nothing more loverly than a bagger crying like the greasy little bitch they are.

Thanks, Stormy!

Not Breaking News: Meatball Ron Is Somehow More Incompetent Than Tiny Trump

That should not be possible.

But somehow, Meatball Ron has less going on than Tiny himself.

Sad.

Thanks, Walt Disney's head.

Good Liz Lads For Once

The Unhinged Racist Dimwits And Naked Boy Enjoyers At Bill Buckley's National Review Sure Seem Quite Terrified By Trump's Indictment

This is real, reeking terror.

The same sort of terror those young men must've felt when they were on the boat naked with Bill Buckley.

The stink of fear and the stench of horny old gay men, what National Review is known for.

And racism.

Lots of the most vile, insane racism.

Tetsuya Yamagami Is A Great Hero With A Great Legacy

Killing Japan's fascist lunatic 'Honest' Abe was the work of a giant.

All the honor should be his.

Ridding the world of reactionary scum, especially religious whackjobs like Shinzo Abe is the best a man can be.  Building a working gun to do it a fucking baller move.

We should all be as brave and wise as Tetsuya Yamagami.

Now That All The World Has Seen What A Weak And Helpless Cuck Trump Is, All The Other Prosecutors Will Have No Reason To Restrain Themselves From Indicting Tiny Trump Too!

Sad.

Tiny Trump is a frail little beta boy cuck.

Bragg's jews were just the beginning...

Praise be!

Stormy Daniels Living Her Best Life On Twitter Might Be Making America Greater Again

Could happen.

She certainly doesn't care much for Tiny Trump these days...

You Know The Free RePubic Baggers Are In A Screaming Panic Over Trump When They Start Bitching About John Fucking Lennon

These baggers are scared shitless.

Heh, indeedy.

Alvin Bragg's jews clearly love jesus and are doing the lords' work.

Inshallah.

Believe Trans Kids, Not Bigots And TERFs

And believe this: Emily Yoffe is a vile cunt.

No reason kids should be tortured by bagger scum like Yoffe and Bari Weiss.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

These haters are the scum of the Earth.

This Did Not Happen

Bull. Shit.

Unless...

Unless this is exactly what she wanted to happen, and she was there do suck dick and get backstage.

In which case, well, not a good plan.

But this sounds like poorly written fantasy to me.

Certainly you would have to be a real idiot to get forced into something at FIFTEEN YEARS OLD and then go back for more and more and more.

Or else have something very wrong with you.

Or like it.

Dee Mons

Bigots, Transphobes, TERFs Are All Grosser Than Jimmy Dore Fellating RFK Jr While Jay Bhatacharya And Robert Malone Whack Off

Trans people are not the problem:

Conservatives are the problem.

Nazis, baggers, Proud Boys, libertarians, racists, Jimmy Dore stans, anti-vaxxers, Trump voters, rocked-ribbed rank-and-file Republicans, establishment Dems, bigots, all right-wingers of every stripe are the fucking problem.

TERFs are the most toxic fucking slime in the visible universe.

Fuck all the reactionary haters everywhere.

Since When Is Jonathan Chait Not The Smartest Guy In The Room? Any Room!?

Wut

Pro tip: Jonathan Chait is a reactionary fuckhead and is dumber than dogshit.

Why?

Because conservatism is what?

A mental defect.

Yes.

That's right.

Anti-Vax Baggers May Be Disgusting Human Filth, But They Are Our Last Best Hope For Making America Greater Again

Ded baggers make America greater again.

It's the only way.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

As many baggers need to be removed as quickly as possible in order to make us a better society.

Inshallah.

Bill Clinton Being A Rapist And A Liar Doesn't Make Any Juanita Broaddrick Any Less Vile And Grotesque

Broaddrick is fucking gross.

Baggers truly are dumber than dogshit.

Bill Clinton is a piece of shit, but so is Juanita Broaddrick.

Punx Still Not Ded--It's Just Wicked Old Dudes In Dresses, Thank Christ

Shabby bigots are not fucking punk.

Cool old dudes in dresses is def punk tho.

Rock on, pops.

That Blitheringly Idiotic And Stupendously Corrupt Elron Musk Is The Perfect Trump Kid

Trump don't need any of his other idiot spawn.

He should just adopt Elron and have his perfect son.

Elron is every bit as comically bald as Trump, and I'm sure Elron measures up to his perfect daddy in all the misshapen tiny wiener ways, too.

Trump Is Like A Hundred Years Old And Never Had A Single Friend

Sad.

And now he's indicted because there wasn't a single person to say no to it.

Heh, indeedy.

Trump is the king of the weak, little, beta cuck losers.

Thanks, Obama.

The Map Of Life Expectancy In The United States Is The Most Beautiful Thing Anyone Will Ever See

So good.

The fucking baggers are killing themselves simply because they're dumber than dogshit.

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover making America greater again.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Thanks, jesus.

Not Breaking News: Limeys Are Digusting, Filthy Savages

Smash that vile kingdom into bits.

Get the shit out of the water.

Limeys are uncivilized brutes who shit where they bathe.

Tiny Beths

Here's An Idea: Stop Lionizing Reactionary White Trash Filth Like Kim Mulkey

That would be nice.

Keep those baggers assholes buried under the outhouse where they belong and stop pretending that they belong in our, in any, decent society.

Mulkey is such human garbage that she makes Geno seem like a good guy in comparison.

Christ.

Conservatism is now and forever shall be a mental defect.  

Amen.

So, Elderly GOP Goon Cheri Jacobus Has Solved Majorie Taylor Greene?

Pretty fucking funny.

Sure looks like that fugly, shovel-faced skank.

Conservatism is a mental defect. 

Heh, indeedy.

Here's A Fun Secret: The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Is A Suicide Machine

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover is a creation of the baggers themselves.

Jesus is actually way too fucking lazy to do this existentially important work himself, so he depends on the screaming rancid stupidity of all conservatives to off themselves.

It's a frakking suicide booth!

It's brilliant if you think about.

Ded baggers are the bestest baggers.

And we know jesus might be a lazy mutherfrakker, but he still loves us lots cuz he gave us this wonderfully entertaining and useful bagger remover.

Praise be!

If You Understand The Basic Reality That Every Issue In America Comes Down To Race, Then You Are Properly Woke

It's not that hard.

Everything in American society is shaped by racism.

There's no topic in America that doesn't fit that pattern.

If you understand that simple fact, you're woke.

And you always have been.

Woke is only a pejorative to reactionary simpletons and bagger shitheads.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

All Good And Decent Americans Should Encourage Child Labor In Bagger States

Dangerous child labor in bagger states is the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover at work.

We already know that conservatism is incompatible with a prosperous civilization, so let's exterminate baggers ASAPy-like.

Praise be!

Important News Update: Winsome Sears, Uncle Tom Bagger, Is A Frakking Idiot

Baggers ARE dumber than dogshit.

Conservatism IS a mental defect.

Virginia is a GOP shithole.

Republicans are more horrible than a new Billy Ray Cyrus song.

Thanks, Obama.

Unhinged Reactionary Simpleton Zoe Strimpel Will Never Stop Screeching Until Everyone Knows How Dumb She Is

The poor thing is dumber than dogshit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Zoe Strimpel is one of those really stupid conservative people who shoulda been put out of our misery a long time ago.  The woman is a washed-up and worthless 40 years old, yet she writes like an especially dim 9 year old.

Reactionary shitheads like Strimpel know less about education than they do about most things, and that surely is an impossibility, but it's right fucking there to read.

Sad.

THIS Is How You Cover A Song

Lil Miss Lindsey 'Ladybugs' Graham, The Belle Of The Balls, Is A Weepy Little Bitch

Nobody on the planet longs for Trump's tiny misshapen wiener more than that cokksukking bagger faggitt Lindsey Graham.

Fucking gross.

Be gay all you want, but not with Trump.  He's nasty.

Under his eye.