Tuesday, November 30, 2021
Baggers Like The Syphilitic Assclowns At Free RePubic Really Do Believe The Vaccines Are Killing People--Praise Be!
They honestly believe that vaccinated people are MORE contagious and MORE likely to get sick than the unvaccinated people. This is fucking wonderful. The holy bagger remover works miracles every day.
Thanks, Trump.
Monday, November 29, 2021
Jeez, It's Almost Like All The Cuomos Are Totally Corrupt Greaseballs
Even the fucking Kennedys couldn't stand these slimeballs. How the fuck has this dipshit Chris Cuomo not been fired yet? Jesus.
Hey! Did You Forget Elderly Racist Creep And Bill O'Reilly Pissboy Bernie Goldberg Was A Thing?
Lucky you. But here's a reminder. Racist blather and dumb af. Same old Bernie; I guess guzzling from Bill O's pissbucket don't pay as good as it used to. Sad. Thanks, Trump.
Sunday, November 28, 2021
Neolib Dems Always Get Exactly The Policy Outcomes They Want, Both In Majority And In Minority
Neolib Dems aka the Dem establishment, AND The GOP have exactly the same policy goals.
So that's what we get whichever party is in power. For Dems, the parliamentarian and the filibuster and all the rest of that horseshit are just tools (excuses) that the reactionary Dem establishment use to further the right-wing agenda in the USA.
Until centrist and center-left Dem voters understand this and stop voting for Dems, well, nothing's gonna change.
When Even Folks In New Hampshire Can Figure It Out, You Know It's Obvious: Anti-Mandate Is Anti-Vax
Doctor from New Hampshire is correct.
If you understand how vaccines work, you should be in favor of vaccine mandates.
If you are a bagger shithead, well, you are too stupid to understand , so fuck off.
Saturday, November 27, 2021
Africa Did Not Avoid Mass Death From COVID This Year Because Of Ivermectin And Tonic Water, Baggers
The worm medicine had nothing to do with it.
Nor the tonic water, either.
But the skills with which the various governments on the continent in dealing with infections diseases sure as shit did.
Facts don't matter to baggers, libertarians, Jimmy Dore stans, reactionaries, racists, MAGA CHUDS, Trump voters, garden-variety Republicans, or any of these fucking retards.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Point And Laugh At Ded Baggers Removed By The Holy Bagger Remover--It's The Right Thing To Do
The New York Times can eat a bag of dicks. The baggers too fucking stupid to get a safe, effective, free vaccine deserve all the abuse they get in death. Fuck 'em. The world's a better, smarter place without 'em.
Friday, November 26, 2021
Thursday, November 25, 2021
Just When You Think Road Cyclists Are The Grossest Moronic Twits On Earth, You Remember Mountain Bikers Exist
Mountain bikers have eaten more shit, been sold more failures and compromises as "progress" and embraced more failed engineering in the past two plus decades than any hobbyist cohort on the fucking planet. Cassette sprockets the size of road chainrings and fragile plastic bike frames are just the start, but there is always more shit to eat and more garbage to buy. Capitalism!
Wednesday, November 24, 2021
Beautiful Brave Exceptional American Epic Fail: Only 59% Of Americans Fully Vaccinated
Yes, more people in the Untied States have died this year than died last year, and , yes, most Americans have checked out of even trying to mitigate the dangers of the coronavirus...
But...
ONLY 59% OF THE US POPULATION ARE FULLY VACCINATED.
After a fucking year plus.
Jesus christ.
We're fucked.
Tuesday, November 23, 2021
The Greatest News In America: The Bagger Remover Is In Reality A Bagger Suicide Cult
Baggers are doin' it to themselves.
Thank the gods.
The bagger remover is the laziest fuck on the planet, yet is removing baggers in such astounding numbers.
Praise be.
Monday, November 22, 2021
Attn. Bogans, Baggers, Nitwits, Halfwits, Jimmy Dore Stans: The COVID Vaccines Are Not Killing People
If the drunken, chimp-on-the-barbie doofs in Australia can figure this shit out, why can't everyone else.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
All this vaccine misinformation and disinformation is reactionary propaganda from the bowel movement conservatives.
Don't be dumb.
It's all lies.
Don't believe any of it.
It's Funny That Piggy Boy Murderer Kyle Rittenhouse Trolled Racists On Fucker Carlson's Show, But I Don't Believe That Fat Fuck For A Second
The flabby, cowardly murderer would prefer not to receive justice right in the face from a beautiful brave patriotic minority person with a gun, but we pray that jesus will in fact deliver just that.
Guntards are always racists. Conservatism is a mental defect. Guntards are always conservatives. Conservatives are rll racists.
Science.
Sunday, November 21, 2021
I'm Starting To Suspect That Dem Senate Leader Chuckles Schumer Might Be Full Of Shit
Not completely committed to Reapey Uncle Joe's BBB agenda. Schumer might in fact be opposed to anything resembling anodyne centrist necessities. Weird. I mean, racist reactionary neolib shitbags never lie, so, who knows what's going on...
Ron DeSantis Continues To Murder Baggers At A Glorious Rate--The Holy Bagger Remover Is Pleased
Even jesus himself has not killed as many baggers as DeSantis. Praise be. The beautiful brave exceptional patriotic bagger remover will not stop until every bagger is ded because it is the lords' will. With the help of screaming fucking imbeciles like Ron DeSantis, the baggers will be removed so much sooner. So say we all.
Saturday, November 20, 2021
Japan Figured Out COVID At Every Turn--The USA Did Not
Japan started out by limiting transmission.
And infections.
Then when vaccines were available, they got that working.
Now they have the coronavirus under control, and they will probably be thrilled with how a country can get on with things once they have a fully-vaccinated society that also knows how to behave when a disease is spreading. Those dopes who think COVID can't be stopped may see it stopped in Japan if they can get to the mid-90s or higher vaccination status.
I guess we'll see.
Tulsi Gabbard Was Always A Reactionary Freak
An opportunistic reactionary freak, yes, but a reactionary nonetheless. She's a fucking TERF for christ's sake. If you are ever on the side and in agreement with bowel movement conservatives, you are wrong. Every. Fucking. Time. Ask Jimmy Dore.
Rittenhouse went to kill people and got away with it. Only a diseased society would allow that...
The Real Patient Zero Of The Rona Is Gonna Be Way Earlier Than November 2019
And probably not in China. Almost certainly not in Wuhan. A careful search will find cases that were not recognized as this particular virus, spreading before the global outbreak that was first noted in China. Not sure who is gonna pay for that search tho...
Friday, November 19, 2021
No Baggers, Jimmy Dore, Reactionary Racists, COVID Vaccines Are Not Dangerous For Children
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Don't believe conservatives.
They are wrong about everything, every time.
And they lie because they're too stupid to understand what's true.
Don't believe right-wing propaganda.
Christ.
When Right-Wing Racist Guntards Win, Freedom And Decency Lose--Welcome To America
Yes, we can pray to jesus that soon that fat fucking cowardly murderer Rittenhouse will get the justice he so richly deserves, but for now, America has become somehow even shittier than it was yesterday.
It's probably time for decent people to reevaluate their actions going forward. We need to remove the guns and the guntards from our society permanently.
Thursday, November 18, 2021
Breaking News For Baggers, Reactionary Racist Idiots, And Jimmy Dore And His Stans: The Coronavirus Vaccines Protect You From Contracting AND Spreading The Virus
Not breaking news for anyone who has been paying attention and is NOT a reactionary nitwit.
Anywho, getting the jab protects you from catching the rona, spreading the rona, and dying form the rona.
Getting the shot also protects other people since you are way less likely to catch and spread the disease.
Somebody with a fuckton of patience please explain these FACTS and this SCIENCE to Jimmy Dore.
Good luck.
Attn. Baggers, MAGA CHUDS, Republican Voters, And All Other Consrvatives: Trump Is A Frail Orange Mnnlet, As Wide As He Is Tall
Trump is a shorty. He's a fat, orange loser with a tiny, misshapen dick. Sad. Thanks, Obama.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Wednesday, November 17, 2021
Stop Paying For The New York Times
The Times is fatuous propaganda for the oligarchy. They don't have to be, tut it pays well. Don't subscribe to that fucking paper.
Not the Washington Post, either.
Christ.
America Is The Most Exceptional Brave Patriotic Democracy Ever
If you are surprised by any of this, please proceed to the nearest suicide booth.
Exact change only.
Tuesday, November 16, 2021
A Fundamental Truth: Donald Trump Is A Yuge Pussy And Risibe Loser, And Obama Destroyed Him In Public
Obama wrecked Trump, and everyone laughed at Trump. Trump's a pussy and a loser.
Absolutely Nobody Likes The KHive Slut Queen Kamala Harris--Not Even Rapey Uncle Joe
Harris is a more repellent politician than even Hillary Fucking Clinton. Not a single human with an ounce of sense or intelligence can stomach either one of those vile, insincere neolib failures.
Harris was going to come in last in the California primary before she dropped out!
Sad.
Thanks, Obama.
Baggers Gonna Bag & The JFK QAnon Freaks Are The Baggiest Baggers In Town
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Qtards should be fired into the sun.
Monday, November 15, 2021
When Your Parents Are Screaming Racist Bagger Assholes
I guess these poor kids will find out as they grew up with some nasty racist dipshits for parents.
Sad.
Thanks, Obama.
Ron DeSantis Will Not Stop Until Every Single Bagger In Florida Is Dead
DeSantis is America's premier bagger AND premier bagger killer. He's a mass murderer doing the work of the blessed bagger remover.
Thanks, TRUMP/.
All Cops Are Always Bastards, For Ever And Ever, Amen: The 1312 Project
All cops are bastards. Even with a fucking crowd watching, the pigs are still pure evil.
Sunday, November 14, 2021
The Heroic Bagger Remover Does Not Wage Its Holy Crusade Alone
Besides jesus, the beautiful brave exceptional patriotic bagger remover has many many fucking morons helping wage the blessed jihad. Yuge screaming fucking idiots. Sad. Thanks, Trump.
Elon Musk Is An Intelligence Test: His Stans Are Risible Failures
Nobody with any sense likes Elon Musk. Nor should they. Musk is a failson and a creep.
Saturday, November 13, 2021
Every Time Anyone Brings Up Larry Summers, They Should Be Required By Law To Say The Words "Laura Ingraham'
Summers is a fatuous failson, never right about any fucking thing in the world.
Except possibly Harvard's financial aid policy, but there's more to it than what Summers did.
Otherwise, Larry Summers iis a neolib dunce.
Madison Cawthorn Is Teh Ultimate Bagger
A rapist, a cripple, a fucking moron, Cawthorn is baggier than the average bagger. If he could fuck anyone, he'd fuck anyone, and he did. Sad. Thanks, Trump.
Friday, November 12, 2021
Texas Is A Festering Cesspool Of Corruption And Failure
And those bagger cocksuckers deserve every fucking fetid drop of it.
Only the dumbest people on the planet would allow this to happen, but Texas, it's like a whole other retarded country.
Enjoy the next storm and the next reaming.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Breaking News For Baggers: UNDO YOUR VACCINATION BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
The only reliable medical information comes form TikTok. Every bagger knows this.
Undoing the vaccination is the most important thing a bagger can do. If they fail to do this, they will be teh ghey within days.
Sad.
Thanks, Trump.
Finally Some Great News From Minnesota
The only good bagger is a ded bagger, and Christopher Foley is ded.
The most holy bagger remover loves us.
Thanks, jesus.
Thursday, November 11, 2021
The Heroic Bagger Remover Has Been Doing The Lords' Work Overtime In Texas
Praise be.
We can thank jesus that it's not just Florida being ravaged by the beautiful brave exceptional patriotic bagger remover. Texas has been blessed as well, so we can all have hope that every bagger will gone soon if we love jesus fucking christ enough.
Thanks, Trump.
America Is A Sick And Ugly Society
The USA was born in racist violence and furthers racist violence every day. That fat little coward Rittenhouse is basically just a clown in the racist rodeo pretending to be American Justice.
Ban guns, ban police, let the bagger remover continue its holy mission, and then America will be a halfway decent place to live.
Jimmy Dore Felt The Heat From That Massive Fisking Over His COVID Lies
Of course, he continued to cite that quack and liar Malone AND contend falsely that vaccinated people catch and spread the rona as much as unvaxxed assholes, so no change there. It's sad that Dore fell victim to conservative propaganda.
Libertarians Are The Most Debased And Demented Variety Of Conservative, More Hilariously Pathetic Than The Most Inbred Teabagger
Libertarians are just fucking gross, but without the rip-roaring vulgar wallowing of your average racist bagger. Libertarians may be more pathetic, but they ain't as much fun because they're so grotesquely stupid and shallow. Sad. Thanks, Trump.
Attn. Baggers, Libertarians, Proud Boys, Trump Voters, All Other Racists And GOP Voters: Jesus Just Told Me Herd Immunity Is Better For Y'All
So no need to bother with that shot or anything. The vaccines will probably turn you into a fag anyway, so better to count on herd immunity like the Iranians have. Workin' out so far. Thanks, jesus.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Wednesday, November 10, 2021
Holy Shitballs, Star Trek: Prodigy Is Frakking Wretched, Atmo
The shoulda stuck with Star Trek: Compuserve.
Somehow, Prodigy manages to be worse than Lower Decks and Discovery while being even dumber and more insulting than Picard.
Alex Kurtzman's abilities to brainlessly sodomize Star Trek without lube or a reacharound are clearly boundless. J.J. Abrams must be wicked jelly.
The Best Possible News From San Francisco California USA
Ded bagger. Ded cop. Nyce. The blessed bagger remover is the only thing making America greater again.
Tuesday, November 9, 2021
Nobody Likes Bloated Beta-Boy J.D. Vance, Either
Vance is just like Trump: a yuge loser. Vance can't even waste a dipshit like Thiel's money properly. Sad. Thanks, Trump.
Nobody Likes Vile Reactionary Racist Republican Creep Rick Wilson
Nor should they. Wilson is a disgusting hard-right rock-ribbed racist Republican piece of shit.
Monday, November 8, 2021
That Bagger Dipshit A A Ron Derserves Every Drop Of The Hilarious Calumny Being Poured Over His Head Right Now
Rodgers is a fucking moron, and I hope nobody forgets what a rancid bagger asshole he is.
The Best Bagging Is When A Bagger Bags Themself Into Prison--Praise Be!
Teabaggers are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
Sometimes it IS a crime to be an asshole.
Heh, indeedy.
Sunday, November 7, 2021
Jesus Hopscotch Chirst And The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Bless The Work These Bagger Idiot Doctors Are Doing To Help Remove Baggers
Florida prob dumber than motherfucking Texas as this point. It's nice to see such screaming asshole baggers as Robert Malone helping kill off conservatives with sheep dewormer and worthless cures while the sane decent people get vaccinated and live.
The bagger remover and jesus bless you vile racist shitheads.
Praise be.
Saturday, November 6, 2021
Smarmy Bagger Halfwit Creep Dave Portnory Should Def Keep Talking His Way Right To Prison
Do the world a favor. Keep talking. Another very stable genius at work. What could possibly go wrong.
A A Ron Rod Gers Is A Moron--Nobody Tell Him It's The Fucking Ivermectin That Causes Infertility
Baggers gonna bag, and Rodger is bagging that fucking tea fast as he can. The guy is dumber than dog shit. But he listens to Joe Rogan for medical advice, so...
IT'S THE IVERMECTIN THAT'S PROVEN TO CAUSE INFERTILITY IN ANIMAL USE AND MAY BE A REAL DANGER TO FERTILITY IN MEN, but A A Ron is not exactly gonna listen to reason on this shit cuz he's a bagger retard.
We are all better off if he never creates more dipshits like him.
Friday, November 5, 2021
Remember That $2000 Check On Day One?
I bet a fuckload of the people who sat out in Virginia and New Jersey remember that never got a $2000 check from Rapey Uncle Joe and the rest of the Dems on day one.
Or at all.
Florida Man Is Wasting All The Welfare Money We Give Him On Drugs
Shiftless lazy bastard Florida Man needs to go out and get a fucking job before the bagger remover gets 'em all. And get vaccinated. And stop sucking on the teat of the federal government.
Thursday, November 4, 2021
Rick Newman, Neolib, Pissboy, Bootlicker, Is Dumber Than Dog Shit
This might be Newman's most risible horseshit yet.
"Everyone" likes the infrastructure bill? Oh, really. Well, that sounds a little like a pissboy guzzling the racist establishment conservative piss while stroking his tiny pecker.
Biden is appeasing "the Left"? Who the fuck does Newman think is a leftist? The anodyne centrist Bernie Sanders> That's bugfuck crazy. AOC, Israel stan and loyal supporter of Nancy Pelosi? Even fucking nuttier. +
Neman might be dumber than dog shit, but he his a loyal tool, always willing to lick the shit off those filthy boots as long as he gets to stroke himself while he does it.
A A Ron Rod-Gers Is A Dipshit--Fuck Him
Fuck him for being too stupid to get a safe, effective vaccine in the off season.
Fuck him for lying to everyone about it.
That shit should get him released by team, blackballed in the league and then replaced by Colin Kaepernick.
Wednesday, November 3, 2021
Better To Have Murphy Win Than McAuliffe
Phil Murphy got it done. He's an anodyne centrist corporate Dem, but better than that greasy Clintonite scumbag McAuliffe.
New Jersey is a fucking shithole, tho. Why would anybody vote for that guinea bagger Ciattarelli
India Walton Fucked It Up In Buffalo
It's almost as if these Dem "outsider" candidates are not serious about making the Dems more representative of the voters. Could they be just full of shit? We may never know...
Ron DeSantis Has Been The Biggest Corona Loser In America
He is basically a mass-murder but wants credit as a genius. A very stable genius. But Florida has been the worst of the failures during this whole shitshow, and DeSantis is the biggest reason why.
Tuesday, November 2, 2021
Did Any Of The JFKs Make It To Dallas Today? Is Trump President Again? What Is Q Saying?
How's it going at the Dallas bagger jamboree today? Are any of the Kennedys there? Maybe that idiot who lost to Markey last year will show.
How are the Qtard baggers gonna handle this? What will the explanation be?
Is Trump back in office now?
Bugfuck Crazy Bagger Idiot Sharyl Attkisson Was A Mainstream Anchor On CNN And CBS For More Than 20 Years
And she's a bagger lunatic and half-wit. It's nice that the Free RePubic crowd had this fatuous liar and moron in their corner for all those years on the news tee vee.
Monday, November 1, 2021
The Most Beautiful Exceptional America Headline Ever
Kills wife, kids, self. FREEDUMB. America is such a fucking shithole. Jesus.
Guntards are more disgusting than ass cancer.
Good News From Kristy Swanson--Pray To Jesus It Turns Into GREAT News
Baggers gonna bag. Anti-vax reactionary fuckers are being removed by the beautiful brave patriotic exceptional bagger remover. Praise be.
Attn. Baggers And Jimmy Dore Stans And Every Other Asswipe Out There: Vaccine Mandates Work
99+% compliance. Mandates saves lives. Mandates get people vaccinated. Vaccine mandates are the right call to get necessary vaccination rates. Grow the fuck up, reactionary nitwits.
Sen. Miss Lindsey Graham, The Belle Of The Balls, Is So Butch
Miss Lindsey got his panties in a twist. He wanted to see some shooting! So butch.
We Regret To Inform You That The Pope's Arrest Is A False Flag
An error. Not true. Bagger insanity. Like what the fuck is wrong with baggers. Oh, yeah.
Looks Like The Cops In NY Are Not As Dumb As They Seem
Those fuckin' shitbirds wanna get paid. Who knew. It's lookin' like DeBlasio has a W on this one.