Lu Edmonds Said John Lydon Was One Of The Few People In The Music Business Who Didn't Try To Screw Over His Bandmates

John Lydon is surely a silly old Tory twat.  Y'all shoulda noticed that back in '77.  And now he's apparently the caregiver for his wife who is very ill.  That must suck.  Lydon is fortunate he is able to do this for her without worrying about money the way most folks would.  None of it excuses him being a conservative dope.  But Lu Edmonds, who played on and had writing credits for PiL's Happy? album but was unable to play on 9 due to tinnitus, said that Lydon made sure Edmonds received his writing credit and got the royalties for his work on that second album at a time when he was in a bad place physically and mentally.  Lydon clearly could have screwed Edmonds over and kept that money for himself, but he didn't.  Is Johnny Rotten a foolish reactionary cunt in 2020?  Surely.  Is Steven Morrissey?  Roger Daltrey?  You should know the answer.  And you should not be surprised.  

For what it's worth, Lu Edmonds has been the guitar player+ in the PiL lineup since 2012, playing on the two albums from the band in this period.

(But Not For U2)

Amy Bony Carrot Is A Vile, Unhinged Zealot And So Is Kristan Hawkins

Kristan Hawkins is a screaming simpleton and hateful religious lunatic, so there's no wonder she has a huge lady boner over that disgusting fool Bony Carrot.  Neither of these dumb broads should be out running around loose amongst the sane, decent people out there.  For what it's worth, Grandma Hawkins looks like she might have been a "student for life" back in the 1940s or some shit.  All these fundie nutjobs need to be banished to an island where they can't fuck up our society any longer. 

Wait, But A.J. Delgado Fucked The Half-Wit Conspiracy Nut Jason Miller, Knowing He Was Married, And Got Knocked Up!

What the fuck is A.J. Delgado doing calling anyone, even an execrable racist fucktard like Jason Miller, a half-wit conspiracy nut?  It's loads of fun to point and laugh at an ugly simpleton like Miller, but Delgado fucked that fat no-chin motherfucker, got knocked up with his idiot spawn, and was too stupid to get an abortion, so who is the bigger fucking GOP asshole?  Jason Miller is a grotesque reactionary tool, but A.J. Delgado is every bit the cheap brainless right-wing slut AND whore Miller is.  Pot, meet kettle, yo.

You Got Riot

Trump Pissboy Brad Parscale Is A Rabid Animal Who Needs To Be Put Down

Brad Parscale is a real piece of shit--that was never in doubt as he's like a patient-zero MAGA CHUD.  But it's amazing that he beat the shit out his wife and had a loaded gun and yet the cops came and licked his scrotum until he calmed down instead of shooting him like a rabid dog.  Or black child.  Or black woman.  Or black man.  How lucky for him!

Amy Coney Barrett Is A Dangerously Deranged Reactionary And Zealous Religious Lunatic--And So Is Melinda Henneberger

Amy Coney Barrett has no business on any court in any sane society.  People of Praise is the sort of organization where every member is tarred and feathered and driven out of town on a rail anywhere and everywhere they might be found.  Melinda Henneberger is no better and probably a member of that same vile reactionary religious sect, People of Praise.  Both of these "people" should be fired into the sun for the good of the species.

Breaking News! Yascha Mounk Has Taken The Title from Jim Hoft As "Dumbest Man On The Internet"!

Out fucking standing.  Yaschan Mounk is truly dumber than dog shit--and a sniveling neolib pissboy--but to best Jim Hoft and his braying racist insanity is something beyond remarkable.  Kudos to Yascha for sucking AND blowing so much fucking harder than any one man has the right to!

This Nicolai Bikes Video Of Paul Aston Is The Most Awkward Thing This Side Of A Ron Paul Livestream

Jesus christ dude, do they not have a one-weekend class at the Connecticut School of Broadcasting where you come from.  Fuck that was cringe.  Paul Aston probably had to pay royalties to Ricky Gervais after this performance.  I do get a 20th-century Intense Cycles shed-werks vibe from all the nuts and bolts and welds on this fucking sled, tho...

 

Heartwarming And Hilarious Ron Paul Video--So Good! Rand Paul Next, Please!

Holy shitsnacks this is just wonderful. Watching this, over and over, made me laugh out loud with such joy as I haven't felt in ages. I remember when that demented racist bastard Ron Paul told a cheering debate crowd that people without health insurance should just die and laugh harder when I watch this video of Paul having a stroke. Unfortunately he's better, apparently, but we can hope for more good news in the future!

 

Blues For Trump

Heartfelt Fisking Of Execrable Neolib Hack Sean McElwee

Charlie Baker in Jake Oben.  McElwee is one of those nasty little right wing shitheads attached like a parasite to the guts of the Democratic Party.  They're not going anywhere until the victim is dead unless someone does something drastic to find a cure.  Samelys Lopez would have been a great win, but the bad guys fought harder and smarter than the good guys and she lost.

The US, Trump, The Dems, All Of Them Have Failed The Coronavirus Test

Too much of the rest of the world, even some of the fucking shithole countries, has figured out how to deal with the coronavirus far more effectively than the richest country in the history has managed.  This is on Trump first and foremost, but the rest of DC did no better.  Republican states have been hopelessly wrong every fucking step of the way, but the Dem states suffered too from a lack of leadership from Trump and in their administrations from the beginning.  The failure was not crushing the spread down last winter, when people were still willing to listen, by closing everything down and paying the people until the new infections were isolated and manageable.  Now it's way too fucking late, the society is unraveling, and COVID-19 is still ruling the USA.  So many dead, orders of magnitude more than necessary, because Trump is a fucking incompetent orange dotard and the rest of the government is little better.  Cuomo might be the worst Dem governor in the country, but he's not the only fucking fatuous airhead who failed as miserably as Trump.  None of this had to happen.  And now Pelosi and McConnell are shutting down Congress until after the election.  No help for anyone who might actually need it.  But don't forget to vote for the Dems, cuz Trump sucks and the Dems are great or somethin'.  We're fucked.  But somehow New Zealand and Denmark and even fucking Italy managed the crisis better than the US.

Wonderful News From Missouri!

Times two! How great it would be if we got what we want in Missouri. Please jesus, help us!  If all the assholes who think masks are communism succumbed to corona, well, that would make our society so much smarter.  And better-smelling!

Paradise Cities

Reactionary Establishment Dems, AKA Hildos, Are Frakking Demented

 Jesus fucking christ, those people are gross.

Utah's (Utah!??) Biker's Edge Shop Is Delivering The Content Pinkbike Would Never Dare

Pinkbike gets paid to hype bikes and hype brands and hype the lifestyle to the folks out there with the money to spend.  But they only hype those lifestyle brands who pay up front.  Shops like Biker's Edge in somefuckingplace Utah, clearly a wicked high-end shop for certain, make money by selling mountian bikes--for all I know you can get a road bike there, too, but whatevs--to people with money to buy expensive bikes and maybe even ride them, so they need to have, and be able to sell, bikes those people will want to buy.  Pinkbike would never have the balls to put out comparison videos like these: unsubsidized videos possibly featuring non-advertisers!  But Biker's Edge does the shit.  I wouldn't take their word as the last word by any measure, but this video content is way fucking better--and more likely to produce an actual useful opinion and/or insight--than any Field Test or Bible or any of that infotainment drivel. 

Fantastic News From Omaha: Another Racist Murderer Gets Justice

Jake Gardener should be in hell right now, but hell isn't real.  That sucks because that racist killer should be enjoying an eternity of spiky demon cocks violating him with glee in unending torture of skull-fucking.  All we really have is another dead racist, and that's pretty fucking awesome.  Moar!  Thanks, Trump!

Now That RBG Is DED, Let's Remember How Hard Barack Obama Sucked AND Blew

Obama's presidency was such a shit show for the Dems, for the left, for America in general that even Mara Liasson noticed!  Holy fuck!  Barack Obama did far more damage to our society than Trump and Bush managed for all their insane tebagging efforts.  Besides being a vile, rock-ribbed reactionary, Obama was also a risible narcissist, demanding that he alone would set the agenda for the Democrats out there in the hinterland, an agenda that was so unpopular that the next person elected was Donald Fucking Trump.  Nice going, Barry!  When you fail so ostentatiously that even a vapid dimwit like Mara Liasson can see it in 2018, well, christ, you suck balls.  Thanks, Obama.

Boxxin' Daze

 

Will Menaker Facilitates A Nasty Little Drive-By Fisking Of Moronic Foreclosure Lawyer And Very Dumb Lady Imani Gandy

Heh, indeedy.  Gandy is a fucking moron.  But she's also one nasty neolib simp.  Will Menaker has some fun dragging her through the shit for fun and because it will probably make American greater again.  As usual, Gandy gets corn cobbed pretty hard because she's just so fucking gormless--imagine just how shitty of a lawyer Gandy herself must have been, even when judged against other foreclosure lawyers.  Gandy is such a dolt that she thinks Ginsburg was some sort of liberal firebrand who couldn't have been replaced by any anodyne center-right asshole Obama was likely to appoint...

Imani Gandy is one of the worst of the Obama-fluffing, still withering Hildo shitheads on the face of the Earth.

Fun But Far Too Mild Neo-Vintage Fisking Of That Vile Neolib Fool Ruth Bader Ginsburg--With Bonus Fisking Of The Grotesque Fangirls Like Irin Carmon

Ruth Bader Ginsburg was always a fucking clown but this neo-vintage fisking from Stephanie Mencimer in Mother Jones, while far too mild and credulous, also peels back the ugly facade of the Notorious RBG nonsense promulgated by braying simpletons like Irin Carmon, Emily Bazelon, and Dahlia Lithwick, with the help of that idiot Ginsburg herself, and shows how damaging it has been to our society.  All those fucking idiots are as reponsible for this shit show as Barack Obama himself, who should have been pressuring Ginsburg to retire from the moment he was first elected.  Neolib Dems like Ginsburg and the rest are worse than all the ass cancer Notorious RBG ever had. 

Iggy Gets The Good Stuff

Jerry Falwell Jr., Cuck, Lover Of Muscular, Oiled Pool Boys And Pale, Flirty Twinks, Has Been A Bad, Bad Boy

Becki Falwell, cuckoldress and devourer of muscular, oiled young men, was at "church" at 11 pm while Jerry was as home trying to off himself.  Naughty, naughty.  And by "church" we can all assume Becki means three young, jacked, massively hung bulls wrecking all three of her holes at a Holiday Inn Express from around noon that day so that she could barely walk and was talking with a lisp by the time they were done with her sent her home to Jerry Jr.  Knowing this, the whole world can pray to jesus that Jerry Falwell gets all the booze on the planet for himself and gets everything else he wants out of his life now.  Thanks, Trump!

Cool Ladies Cinelli, Or Abomination From The Rankest Pit Of Dante's Infernal Hell?

Shell pink.  26.2 post?  Odd-sized wheels.  That hole in the seat lug.  Abomination?  Or cool, first-world-problem artifact?  We may never know the answer to these questions, but tune in next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?

Absolutely Horrible News From Paul Van Noy In Idaho

Fucking terrible developments in this case!  I'm starting to think that maybe coronavirus is not the beautiful brave patriotic American hero we had hoped.  Paul Van Noy is a vile piece of human filth.  All of America has been let down by jesus.  Again.

Surrenderer

De Blasio Is Almost As Big A Fucking Disaster As Rudy Giuliani

That should not be possible, yet there it is.  Bill de Blasio has been as big a disappointment as Obama, something that should also be impossible, but when you suck AND blow as hard as Bill de Blasio, truly astounding things are possible.

Diggable Planets With Your Horta Friends

Who Starts A Blog In 2020? The Guy From Boulder Bike And Formerly Bicycle Classics, Mike Kone

Okayyyyy.  I do remember way back at the turn of the century when Sr. Kone was closing up Bicycle Classics in order to go back to grad school or something.  Apparently the vintage bike stuff game is hard to quit, cuz Kone popped back up at some point with Rene Herse and now Boulder Bikes.  Remember low trail 650b road bikes??  Anywho, he started a blog recently because he must be really, really old.  The promise of anodyne establishment liberal spiel and trite Democratic Party talking points served up where nobody will ever read them is, um, uh...something in this moment, not even two months out from the election.  Probably less offensive than the vile over-privileged upper-class twits on the Serotta Forum.  Maybe.  So there's that.

It's always 2001 somewhere, I guess...

Throbbin' Island

Lee Fang Is Another Libertarian Crank Down Deep

Always helpful to remember that Fang is much like Glenn Greenwald, Dave Weigel, Matt Taibbi: a crank with a deep vein of libertarian inanity, happy to miss the point sometimes to remind everyone of it.  Lee Fang knows what white supremacy is all about, but to him, that's not the problem, or a problem, really.  Thankfully, the former libertarian boys will always remind you of it so you don't get fooled into thinking they're complete helpless dimwits.  They aren't.  Libertarian crank bubbling again.  That's all.

Political Song for Becki Falwell's Poolboy to Sing to Jerry Falwell Jr.

More Than Any Man Alive, Donald Trump Deserves The Bay Of Pigs Award

Donald J. Trump surely embodies the ideals of the losers, fascists, racists, and imbeciles who fought at the Bay of Pigs in a feeble and risible attempt to undo the Revolution.  Donald Trump is a living monument to the fatuous insanity of the CIA and the entire Bay of Pigs operation.  Tristan Justice and The Federalist guzzle Trump's piss and loving clean his taint in attempt to make Trump's drooling senility seem righteous and sane.  Not a chance.

After Trump's ignominious defeat by Rapey Uncle Joe followed by his subsequent death under mysterious circumstances at Rikers, next year's winner of the Bay of Pigs Award will likely be noted plagiarist and boot-licker Ben Domench-McCain!

Who funds The Federalist?  Dick Uihlein, for one.

The Great Awokening: Anti-Q Right-Wing Lunatics Are Ascendant!

As if Qtards weren't crazy enough, now we have some screaming jesus freak nutjobs who think Q is an evil plot by something something something something jesus.  Fuck yeah!  Thanks, Trump.

War Is Where Teh Home Is

There's No End To The Insane Racist Fuckheads In The American Republican Party

MAGAtards are Republicans are racists are Nazis are Proud Boys are incels are conservatives, and they are everywhere.  Conservatism is a mental defect.

Neo-Vintage Sascha DuBrul (And Choking Victim, Sorta) Make The Papers

History lesson, part...I don't know.  It's a hard life for lots of folks, but some people have the luck and the talent and the grace to do something helpful and decent with their lives.  Sacha DuBrul is apparently one of those.  Goof for him.

Better than being a fucking cop...

I'm looking at you spoiled rich boys in Too Much Joy...

Political Song for Jerry Falwell Jr. to Sing

Hey, Kids! Don't Forget To Abolish The Police!

Don't get distracted by the awesome Joe Biden campaign!  All cops are bastards, so we need to abolish the fucking police ASAPy-like.  1312 motherfrakkers!  Cops and Nazis and racists and teabaggers and Proud Boys and Republicans are all the same fucking thing.

Eyes Haven't

Joyous Fisking Of The Vile Neolib Hack Soledad O'Brien By Cassie Da Costa

Excellent.  Susan Sarandon is pretty fucking cool, and Soledad O'Brien is uniformly awful.  Ryan Knight seem okay, too.  Kicking O'Brien in her vapid vanity is truly the lords' work.  Nicely done by Cassie Da Costa.

Shahid Buttar On The Majority Report For 3 Frakking Hours

Shahid Buttar has a real 80s NPR vibe going on.  Seder was so keyed up he filibustered Buttar for the first hour plus.  Seder also did a fine job dispatching the bullshit smears against Buttar.  In its entirety, the show was pretty interesting, tho.  Buttar's a politician for real, and with luck he will be primed to win that seat after Pelosi retires or croaks and will prevent Pelosi's execrable daughter from inheriting it.

Brutal Neo-Vintage Fisking Of That Shabby Boston Commuter School Northeastern University

Not at all an elite university, never was, and never will be.  You gotta feel sorry for someone who spends years and fuck tons of money at Choate or Deerfield only to wind up at Northeastern in 2020.  That's not what anyone has in mind when they envision where their kid will go after boarding school. 

Anywho, Max Kutner had oodles of fun shitting on Northeastern back in 2014 in this hilarious Boston magazine hit piece.  Nice work, dude.

Northeastern sucks.  Billions of dollars and creative lying to USNWR will never hide the threadbare legacy of dim-wits, pretenders, and failures.  Northeastern will never be anyone's top choice.

Paul Krugman Shoulda Gotten Out More...

Tweeting a corn cob emoji would have been quicker, but the ivory tower gives you lots of idle time, so Paul Krugman decided he wanted all the abuse possible.  And he got it...

Friends With Magnapop

For The Love Of Christ, Never Biden

Biden is a fucking horrible reactionary racist asshole.  This student loan nonsense is as bad or worse than anything Trump's inane staff would come up with.  Never, ever Biden.  Don't fall for it.  Jesus.

Say What You Want, But That Balfa BB7 Was A Clean, Elegant Solution To Mountain Bike Suspension Design

Lovely.  And it wasn't all just good looks for the Balfa.  Nope, the bike was also a yuge, clumsy piece of shit.  But at least it broke quite easily so you could move on to something else.

9/11 Is Memorial Day For Imbeciles

The day America somehow got way more fucking stupid and racist than it had ever been.  9/11 was the day everything changed.  For the dumber.  They day when 50, 100 years of atrocious foreign policy comes back to prick you.  They day the racists were unshackled.  The day the Empire showed what pussies they really were all along.  The day a country of morons turned into even more deadly and racist morons.  What a day!  Thanks, Gore!

Dana Houle, Like All Rock-Ribbed Neolib Dems, Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

Dana Houle might be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet--the very same planet where Donald, Eric, Ivanka, and Tiffany Trump live!  That's pretty gods-damned sublime.  Ranked choice voting?  What is that?  THIS MAN IS A PROFESSIONAL!  DERP!  Houle and the rest of the Hildos and the Obama fluffers and all those miserable evil reactionary Dem bastards have done far more damage than all the racist Republicans since 1972.

Antifa Anthem

Antifa Fires! FIRE!

Antfia is burning for you!  Burn, motherfrakker!  The Antifa fire crews are out in solidarity with BLM, burning MAGA CHUDS to the ground.  The pigs will never catch the brave beautiful Antifa super-ninja patriots, tho.  They'll never get 'em!  Conservatives are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Jesus.

Scott Adams Wants So Bad To Be Crowned The Baggers' Retard King

Scott Adams is not a smart or handsome boy, no matter what his mother told him.  But jesus frakking christ on rollerskates, he is so fucking thirsty for the love and attention of the reactionary racist MAGA CHUDS out there.  It's grotesque.  Thanks, Trump!

The Principal Of William Floyd HS Should Smash This MAGA CHUD Asshole With A War Hammer The Next Time He Shows Up

Maverick Stow seems like a slimy little cocksucker, much like that smarmy little turd Nicholas Sandmann, and I would think the principal of that school would be best served by smashing that kid with a war hammer to prove his point about not showing up and being a dick on days when you should be at home.  I'm sure this kid's a MAGA CHUD, so good riddance.

Trump Can't Even Be A Competent Fascist

Trump wasn't man enough to bring the military and the industrialists to heel.  He's no Hitler.  I guess that's a good thing.  If Trump had been any kind of leader, he would have been an actual fascist, but his incompetence is astounding so he failed at this just like he failed at everything else in his life.  The generals and the plutocrats cucked him like Jerry Falwell Jr.!  Sad.  Thanks, Obama!

More Funerals For Nazis, Racists, Baggers

If These Big Fires Continue Year After Year For Decades, Even Rich White People Will Not Be Able To Fight The Fires And Protect Their Homes

Sean Estes and his privileged friends apparently are badasses, but if the fires keep coming every fucking year, even rich white folks will be burned out.  See what I did there?  High temps, drought, abysmal land management, and all the rest of the problems mean the end of the fucking world all over the northwest of the US.  Once century is one thing; once a decade would be a fucking cataclysm, but year after year after year after year of fires like this is the end of their fucking way of life.  Imagine how bad it is if you're not a rich dude who works for an upper-class lifestyle brand.  Nicole Formosa with the report on BikeMag.com.

Every College In The US Had At Least One Cranky Bastard In The Administration Who Knew These Opening Schemes Were Fucking Bullshit

But blame the kids! Genius!  I mean, even fucking Harvard didn't open for bidness this fall.  Sure, Harvard has all the cash, but they're fucking Harvard and do grotesque shit all the fucking time.  But not this.  That shoulda been a big fucking red flag to all the Mississippis and the Gettysburgs out there.  Everybody with half a brain knew this shit show was a highly likely outcome at all these schools, big and small.  Nobody cared.  Brilliant.  Thanks, Trump!

Reading Is Hard, Especially When You're Dull

Tim Park should probably not be so open about his problem.  I guess it's cool to be one of the dumb kids because you have lots of compatriots, but christ.  Limeys gonna lime.

Madderer Roser

Being A Professional Bike Racer Is Hard: Barbara Benko Edition

Multiple national champion in Hungaria.  Good video.  She seems like a baller.  Ghost brand bicycles are not great, tho.

Rochester Cops Are Still Bastards--Bastards Who Quit

Girl, bye!  The city of Rochester is better off without these assholes.  Don't replace them.  1312.

Note that the Australian tee vee web page has this listed under the 'Conflict and War' heading.  For once those Bogans get something right!

Not Breaking News: Donald Trump Is An Old Broken-Down Orange Junkie

Since Trump lies about everything--his life, his childhood, his wealth, his dick, his family, his grades--why would anyone believe Trump when he says he is a substance-free fat orange straight-edge boy.  Trump's an addict.  That's been obvious for decades.  Christ, he was partying with Jeffrey Epstein and shit since the 80s.

Los Angels

Siobhán Fenton Might Be Too Nice To Say It, But Reactionary Limey Cocksuckers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

Jesus.  Siobhán Fenton is a great American Irishman Irishwoman? no that's not quite correct, anyway, fuck it asset to the species, while screaming fucktard Adam Hawkins is a yuge Tory piece of shit, and he does a pretty good impression of a reactionary corn cob with awful teeth.  Right-wing Limey cocksuckers are dumber than dog shit, tho.

Hambini Vs. Sram Should Be A Weekly Show

It pretty much is.

It's Long Past Time To Delete The White

White people have always been problematic.  It's time: white people need to go.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Carmine Sabia Never Wanted This

Damn, Those Plastic Specialized Bikes Sure Are Wicked Expensive

So nice that they charge a premium on top of the premium for the Special Ed name. 

They should a bike model called Romeo Void.

They're better now, tho.  Sure, sure they are.

At one time, Specialized made the absolute best bike water bottles.  They still make a pretty good one.

MAGA CHUDs Like Carmine Sabia Just Can't Enough Of The Taste Of Trump's Tiny Misshappen Dick

Jesus. And I thought the neolib boot-lickers were gross.  Trump's incel army is both disgusting and hilarious.  Carmine Sabia is a proud pissboy for Trump and his minions.  Good-looking fella, too.  Thanks, Trump!

Let's Watch An Idiot Ruin An Old Kona

Gold is never the right choice.  And gold and yellow are not the same.  Shoulda saved those Ritchey cantilevers.  And the Kona fork, after a repaint to match the frame paint or highlights somehow--not gold/yellow!--should have been obvious.  It's nice to save old stuff and keep it rollling, but not when you are smarmy, overprivileged YouTube beggar.  Rich white people need their taxes raised, and this smug asswipe would fit right in on the Serotta forum.  Does this guy have pics of Park Tools at a New Jersey rest stop with a couple of trannies or something.  Christ.

The Antifa Navy Is The World's Deadliest Fighting Force

Baggers down!  Throw those motherfuckers a brick or something.  Teabaggers are now and forever dumber than dog shit.

Thank The Gods For Hate

New Transition Scouts And Sentinels Will Someday Be Available With Deore XT

Very smart.  Of course, essentially none of the new plastic Transitions are available now, and some may be EIGHT (8!) months away, but someday, supposedly, the Scout and Sentinel will come with Deore XT builds.

Sucks about the suspension, though.  Fox Performance Elite junk is okay--Kashima is bullshit--but getting the best RockShox for the same price with the GX crap is not cool.  Fox Performance doesn't cut it.

Helpfully not pictured: An XT build and the proper blue colour.

Your welcome.

Big Forest Fires Are All Man Made

We know natural fires don't burn like California burns.  This is all caused by going on a century of fucking stupidity on the part of governments and land managers.  Time to listen to the experts, assholes.  Jesus.

Ok, But That's Our Fault

Modern Ibis Bikes Are Ugly--This 2021 Mojo Is Ugly

Apologies to dentists everywhere, but the modern iteration of Ibis makes some nasty looking bikes.  And that rear suspension with the links and clevis looks cheap.

Funz!

Even A Fatuous Shitbag Like Jason Furman Can't Make Harvard Look Any Worse

Delete your account, though, dick.  Furman is a real piece of shit, but in the world of Epstein, Dershowitz, Pinker, Summers, Kushner, and a million others, an anodyne dumb-guy asshole with a rich dad like Jason Furman doesn't even move the needle on the fuck-Harvard meter.  Eat the rich, motherfrakkers.

Jimmy Dore At The People's Party Convention

Officially Safe! Nuclear Power Is An Intelligence Test The Same Way Elon Musk Is An Intelligence Test

And all these dipshit nerds fail that fucking test every fucking time.  Officially safe!  Fukushima was officially safe.  Chernobyl.  3-Mile Island.  Jesus, these dopes from Popular Mechanics are one step away from being anti-vaxxers: everything about supporting commercial nuclear power requires having mindless faith in objectively inane beliefs, just like being an anti-vaxxer.  And driving a Tesla.  Nuke supporters, Elon Musk stans and anti-vaxxers are the same sort of stupid; not a one of them has a fucking clue just how severely demented their ability to comprehend reality is, and so they crow like imbeciles who proudly shit themselves in public.  And I'm sure they drive Teslas.  Which is the same thing.  Nuclear power is a religion for the ignorant.  Another religion for the ignorant.  A religion.  Most people are profoundly debased and stupid.  MAGAtards, conservatives, racists, neolibs, still-with-hers, nuclear power boosters, Elon Musk stans, and anti-vaxxers prove that every motherfucking day.

Black Lives Matter? Witches!

According to this screaming loon, Michael Brown, BLM witches are out there summoning spirits of the dead to destroy capitalism and white privilege and the police state.  Sounds great!  MOAR!!

Cops Are Your Enemy: Never Call The Cops

You could get yourself or someone else killed.  1312.  The police are violent thugs employed to protect the interests of capital.  Unless you are the 1/10 of 1%, you don't employ the cops.  And unless you are white, the cops are free to kill you.

Never call the fucking cops.

Update: Democrats are just as bad as Republicans, and cops are the enemies of peace and freedom everywhere all the time.

Inside Its Amerikkka

Will Stancil's Been Hitting The All-American Fascism Beat Hard

Some others have as well, yes, but Will Stancil has been all over this shit with respect to Trump and the Feds in general.  Talking fascism in the US makes some folks immediately dismissive of your thesis,  but at some point normies are gonna have to face up to the fact that armed Nazis are murdering people in the streets at the direction of the President and with the aid of the cops, and that our society is a few cheap brown shirts away from the point of no return.

It's time for all good and decent Americans to rise up in order to eradicate the fascist threat in the USA by any means necessary.  Which side are you on, boys?

Exceptional America's National Anthem

Cycling: Where The Designers Don't Know Either

Cane Creek, hand made in a shed by people who are guessing.  Or something.  Anywho, given the (loose) manufacturing tolerances of plastic frames, aluminium frames, welded steel frames, and suspension fork components, the whole reduced offset thing is probably mostly in your head if you are the average "expert" out there.  Or a manufacturer, apparently.

Double-blind testing would probably not show most anyone's ability to discern between the standard and short offset on a selection of widely available mass-market plastic and aluminum frames on any consistent basis.  Maybe one girl out there would be Princess Pea, but I kinda doubt it.

All this is a mute point, because forks are only going to come in the one (reduced) offset going forward anyway, so whatevs.

Yes, All Cops

THIS IS NOT A GRAVEL RIDE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

This is a fucking road ride.  Road racing bike, proper CG or Pave tubulars, and you are ready to go--no mountain bike required.  No dumb gravel bike disc brakes required either.  There was no gravel there.  Nothing that would need any non-pavement skills or gear.  What a fucking nimrod.  These YouTube "experts" and YouTube beggars are infuriatingly stupid.  Fuck 'em like a red-headed Kennedy.  Or a Florida Man.

Mark Mothersbaugh Had A Real Bad Time With The Coronavirus

That sure as shit sounds like it was no fucking fun at all.  Jesus.  He was fortunate that the ICU bed and ventilator was available when he needed it.

Once Again, And For The Last Time, Fuck Joe Kennedy

Joke Kennedy 3.  Bye, Felicia.  Fuck that bastard.

Whoever This Is Mooing At Devin Nunes On The Plane Is The Greatest American Who Ever Lived

Jesus christ, this is fantastic.  Moo.  Moooooo.

Bagger Down: Fantastic News From Minnesota By Way Of Sturgis!

Fuck yeah! Dead bagger!  We pray to jesus fucking christ on wheat toast that this is the first of a great many dead racist baggers due to the Sturgis gey klan rally.  Amen!

All In Good Fun

Markey Wins: Fuck You Kennedys And Fuck You Pelosi

Markey.  Better than that inbred fucking Kennedy dipshit.  This should be the end of the ass cancer that is the Kennedy family.  Thank you jesus.  Unfortunately Richie Neal won as well, and he's a miserable right-wing bastard. 

General JC Christian, Cat Fancier, Presents The Tao Of Daou

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MSDNC's Joy Reid Is A Piece Of Shit! That's Not Breaking News! Hackers! Russians!

So, MSDNC's own Joy Reid brings out her see you next Tuesday-ishness this Tuesday.  Grand.  Besides being a reactionary homophobe and a neoliberal scumbag, Reid is apparently also an Islamophobic bigot.  Thanks, Trump!

2012 Intense Bikes Were Actually Made By Intense--8 Years Was So Long Ago

Now it's all plastic garbage.  At least back then the mistakes and QC issues could be blamed on good old American know-how.  Not anymore.  And the plastic Intense bikes are fucking awful.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Ralph Nader Has Done More For Society Than The Entire Democratic Party Since 1972

Any decent Dems would want to be way more Ralph Nader than Barack Obama or Bill Clinton or Joe Biden, and the vile racist neolib assholes who try to diminish Nader and his amazing accomplishments--or who tell you Nader lost the election for Gore--tell you all you need to know about politics in America.  AOC should probably know this shit, but money is a hell of a drug.

We Pray To Jesus That This Is The End Of The Kennedy Cancer

When Joke Kennedy 3 gets humiliated by Ed Markey, this should signal the end of the Kennedys once and for all.  The only thing the Kennedys should be are the dumbest kids at Harvard and the biggest junkies at Deerfield and not in the fucking government ever again.  Thank you jesus.

Bagger Down In Portland!--A Good Start

Finally!  It's time for the good guys to start taking out the racist, right-wing trash.  One less bagger.  Onward!

Norco Torrent, Purple

Norco shoulda put this purple on the top of the line model.

So, Trump Admitted He's Had A Series Of Strokes

Confirming what we pretty much all knew.  Trump is broken.  And the senile old bastard just up and admitted it out loud.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Larry Flynt Is Enjoying Jerry Falwell's Poolboy Adventures

That's nice.  Larry Flynt loves to laugh.  We all love to laugh.  And Jerry Falwell Jr. loves to watch muscular, oiled poolboys 3-hole his wife while he flirts with pale, young twinks in the corner.

Trump's Kids Are Motherfucking Ugly As Sin

What the fuck.  These kids are fucking grotesque.  Trump's no prize pig himself and has been forced to marry exceptionally ugly, worn-out women because of his tiny, misshapen dick, but christ all fucking mighty, he should have never reproduced if they were gonna be this fucking nasty.

And stupid.