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Oliver Morris And Sally Pont Ask Whether Choate Will Have ANY Teachers This Year

Holy fracking shyte, Choate is like a fucking clown shoe.  They had to fire Oliver Morris because he was a bad boy or child molesting scumbag or something, and former teacher Sally Pont gets busted, too.  Welcome to the new, very expensive school year, Choaties!  Thanks, Trump.

Mark Nobilette Makes The Papers

Or the online version of Mountain Flyer Magazine, anyway.  It's a 650B thing he built for himself so he could do the thing or somethin'.  Cool.  Not a fan of the colour.  Nobody asked me.  If you were born in 1978, you might have been old enough to remember the ads in the back of Velo News for the Nobilette stock road racing framesets, lugged 531 or SL, $550 or something, maybe a choice of red or blue.  Today it's a whole different world...

Not Breaking News: Barack Obama Sucks Major Ass In 2018, Too

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Braying Teabagging Lunatic Liz Crokin Is A Very Stable GOP Genius

For a Republican, she might pass for sane!  Of course the spirit cooking witches were cursing her to be a blithering shovel-faced dimwit, AND IT WORKED!!!

Disgusting Bloated Teabagging Shithead Sarah Palin Not Invited To McCain's Funeral--Perhaps The Only Good Thing McCain Ever Did

Hilarious that dead McCain had one last middle finger to that vile grifting cunt Sarah Palin.  She is the worst of America and humanity, worse even than McCain himself--or at least as bad--and even better, the horrible squealing racist baggatron cocksuckers are all sorts of pissed off.  Fantastic.  Thanks, Trump!

Mr. Plinkett Sodomizes The Last Jedi

Mike Stoklasa is not as funny or as transgressive here as he was in the first couple of Mr. Plinkett reviews, but he does do a good job of blowing up all the fanboy nonsense which tried to defend The Last Jedi as anything other than an utter failure in every sense.  What's funny, though Stoklasa didn't really mention it in his video, is that neither Disney nor Rian Johnson had any sense of the overall story for the trilogy after the lukewarm pukeball that was The Farce Awakens.  Apparently Disney hired Johnson, and Johnson wrote a script, not knowing a fucking thing or having any idea what the second film--or the third film--would be, so Johnson delivered an incoherent, nonsensical mess and Disney had no grasp on how to fix it.  Pretty amazing for a multi-billion dollar franchise.  Or a perhaps a formerly multi-billion dollar franchise.  This is all exactly the opposite of how Marvel ran their projects pre- and post-Disney, showing the world it's harder than it looks to not be total incompetent fuckups. 

Call Him By His Name

If Joe Rogan--JOE ROGAN!--Gets It, Atmo, And You Don't, Then Kill Yourself Candace Owens

Joe Rogan is mostly a giant goof and more than a bit gullible, but if he understands something and you don't, well, it is time to chop yourself into small chunks and feed yourself to feral cats.  Candace Owens is known to be a cheap and silly grifter, but she is also clearly a fucking moron if Joe Rogan has the ability to get it and she does not.  Atmo.  Plus, this dimwit cunt says science has been politicized so she doesn't believe it, but she probably didn't catch the odd fact that the GOP teabagging fuckbrains were the ones who politicized it.

Glenn Greenwald Is Pleased With Complimentary Profile Of Glenn Greenwald

As he should be.  Ian Parker does his best to maintain his cred as a reliable pissboy, but he does much to let Greenwald be Greenwald, according to Greenwald, so that's fine.  One of the most useful parts of the story is how Greenwald went from naive and useless libertarian doofus all the way to cynical skeptic bulldog because of the fuckery of the feckless right-wing establishment in the good ole USofA.  At this point, Greenwald is apparently half nuts and half beyond giving much of fuck, so the likelihood of entertainment is pretty good at least as he's likely to troll or fight with pretty much anyone at this point.  The audio of the article is pretty funny as well.

Payne'd

John McCain Was A Repugnant Racist War-Mongering Conservative Piece Of Shit

The entire establishment is falling over themselves to suck John McCain's zombie cock, without hardly any one of those fuckwits telling the truth about McCain.  McCain was always a nasty creep and spent all of his time making sure that United States never let up on the war making and killing around the world.  Sure the media and political establishment loved that disgusting cocksucker, but far too many of the over-privileged, brain-dead twits like that miserable pigfucker Bruce K on the Serotta Forum also worshiped that vile son of a bitch--though it should be noted that ptoukin and FlashUNC push back against that vile right-wing cocksucker Bruce K.  The helplessly useless and stupid reactionary Serotta Forum fuckwits and all the rest of the pissboys should be ashamed of themselves, or better yet packed up and fired into the sun once and for all.

Hotchkiss Joins The Funfetti

Of course Hotchkiss has an abuse report--and of course of gossip kid complains about Hotchkiss--because that's the nature of elitist institutions the world over.  I'm wondering what kids like this were doing at a school like Hotchkiss, as it seems like she was not the overachiever who could benefit from the school and not the useless preppy full-pay dipshit either.  Regardless, it's Hotchkiss' turn in the barrel. 

The Youth Of Yesterday

Dario Pegoretti Died--That Sucks

His dueling fanboys will miss being able to drop his name and pretend that he gave a shit about any of it.  62 or whatever is way too fucking young no matter how much you smoke.  His professional persona certainly was of the wild-eyed bike guy making it the old-fashioned all-American artisan way but in Italy!  And I'm sure much of that was bullshit, but his bikes were obviously bikes that you could ride because lots of people rode them.  The myth, though, was a tale of marketing genius by Gita that rivals only Richard Sachs and Sasha White as far of cult of personality framebuilding goes.  Hell, even the Jerk himself couldn't make his shtick catch on after the initial blow of his wad.  But you gotta make a bike that is good enough for people to ride before you can become a fictional character for the fanboys, and Mr. Pegoretti certainly did that.  And you have to maintain the energy to stay in character, so it helps if you actually are a character regardless.  Mr. Pegoretti did that well, too, so he will be missed genuinely by more than just his family, I'm sure.  No more Big Leg Emmas, either.  That sucks, too.  There was a frame that was legit good.

The Sporty Gossip Kids Signal Boosting The Vuelta

Deadspin continuing to do a good job with the cycling coverage.  The gossip kids are not always as useless as we like to pretend, and the cycling stuff is a real good proof of that shit.  Carry on, fellers.

Smokerz

National Enquirer Shitbag David's Pecker Is So Fucking Sick Of All That Fucking Winning He Needs Immunity

So fucking sick of so much fucking winning that he needed a shot from Bobby Mueller!  Sick, dude!  Now David's Pecker is immune from all that motherfucking winning!  Thanks, Trump.

Political Song for All Trump's Convict Friends to Sing

Even The Gossip Kids Hate The Clintons Now--This Is A Very Good Thing!

The entire Clinton family is a rampant, disgusting neoliberal cancer on the asshole of American politics, and to see the gossip kids detest those Clintons is a truly wonderful event.  The gossip kids and their friends are the future of this fucking taco stand, so the sooner they start to figure some shit out, the better off all of us will be.  Thanks, Trump!

Breaking: Susan Collins Has Always Been A Greasy Asswipe

The feckless Dems could have removed her long ago.  They got rid of that vile Olivia Snow and replaced her weird old Angus King, and had they cared to make an effort the Dems surely could have recruited a decent candidate and dispatched that wretched Susan Collins.  Nice work, Dems.  Stupid fuckers.

Political Song for All Trump's GOP Winners to Sing

The Conservative Establishment Is Right To Fear AOC

The neoliberal Dems and revanchist GOP cocksuckers will all be undone by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and the people like her.  AOC is a leader in the movement against everything the conservative establishment demands.  She learned from Bernie Sanders and now she is out there causing pain for conservatives everywhere.  And she is just getting started.

Donald Trump And His Idiot Children Are Getting So Fucking Sick Of So Much Winning

Sickness looks like prison to the orange shitgibbon and his retard spawn.  It was a big happy day full of smiles and funfetti for Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen, and the whole Trump family is getting in on that shit, too!  Hooray!  Thanks, Trump.

Breaking: Michael Cohen Is Now Officially Sick Of All That Fucking Winning

Cohen's gonna get real sick of prison, too.  Truly could not happen to a nicer slimeball.  The only possible way this could get any better is if somehow Hannity can wind up in prison with Cohen after Trump is impeached.  Thanks, Mueller!

Matt Bruenig Is All Over The Neoliberal Koch-Sucking Health Care Liars

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Paul Manafort: New Britain's Finest Convicted Felon And So Sick Of So Much Fucking Winning

Eight counts of winning! 240 years of winning in prison! Thanks, Trump!  Jesus frakking christ all motherfucking mighty, I am not at all sick of all this motherfucking winning!  Winning is great!

Duncan Hunter: Fucktard Criminal--And So Fucking Sick Of So Much Winning

Nice job, GOP.  Hunter was always a disgusting creep, but now the gods-damned nimrod is likely to give his seat away to the Dems.  Fucking genius.  Thanks, Trump!

Silent Sam: Suddenly Very Sick Of All That Motherfucking Winning

Racist shitbirds lose again!  Every one of these racist monuments should be melted down into urinals for all of us to piss in.  Thanks, Trump!

Thank The Gods That A Bed-Wetting Reactionary Moron Like Jon Gabriel Is Concern Trolling The Dems

Weird little rock-ribbed conservative loser Jon Gabriel has the best interest of the Democratic Party in mind at all times!  Don't let the fact that he's scared shitless that the Dems might invest in obvious, popular, common-sense centrist politics that petty fascist asswipes like Gabriel pretend is some scary socialism fool you.  If only the Dems would listen to right-wing shitbags like Jon Gabriel and not Bernie Sanders or AOC!

Robert Cray V NPR

When Even The Neoliberal Pissboys At Vox Can See AOC Is A Rock Star

It means even the rock-ribbed reactionary conservative Democratic Party establishment is fearing the power of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's common-sense, centrist politics.  That's some good shit.  Sanders has been dragging the Dems back to the center for decades, and now all his hard work is starting to pay off.  The conservative establishment is losing its collective shit.  Thanks, Trump!

With Any Luck, Jake Tapper Will Never Recover From This Brutal Drive-By Fisking

Jake Tapper has always been a right-wing doofus, but when he gets pissy over his boot-licking being exposed, he gets his ass handed to him.  Heh, indeedy. 

Popupvideo

Big Mig V Twits

Or his maybe-bike, anyway.  Indurain was apparently the last Tour winner on a steel frame, so that's something. 

Core Nerds

Vintage Dave Neiwert On Sundown Towns

Jesus frakking christ on a popsicle stick, 2007!  That seems so long ago.  Obama's election really was the end of so much, a lost last chance for our society in so many ways.  Anywho, in order to understand any issue in America in 2018 you must consider it through a lens of our racist society.  Everything about America is about race.  Voting.  Poverty.  Education.  Politics.  Everything.  Sundown towns.  Not something that happened 200 years ago. 

As Long As He Lives, Newt Gingrich Will Always Be The Dumbest Man On The Planet

Gingrich is a blithering nimrod, but horseshit petty fascist propaganda outlet Fox "News" will always give him a spot to take a greasy, toxic dump.

La Tour

Electric White Boy Blue Z

No, You Don't

Remastered, apparently.

A Useful Reminder That Vox Sucks Major Ass

A wimpy neoliberal shit show.  Vox is all about licking every shiny boot they can find and happily carrying every piss bucket, so they make sure to put racist right-wing assholes on the stories about socialism.  Thanks, Trump.

Kyrsten Sinema Is Ready To Be A Neoliberal Senator

Sinema will be a leader in being useless in the Senate.   It will be a banner day for America.  Kyrsten Sinema was okay when she started, and maybe she could have been halfway decent, but, given enough time, exposure to politics kills people without strong morals, and she was weak and worthless.  She will not surprise anyone by sucking major ass in the Senate.

So So Long

Bob Goodlatte Will Never Be Sick Of All That Motherfucking Winning

Goodlatte's kid will never be sick of this funfetti, either.  Luckily for us, Goodlatte's not running again, so his kid can help flip that seat to the Dems.  Thanks, Trump!

CT-05 And Jahana Hayes Defeat The Neoliberal Dem Establishment

The party-endorsed candidate got pasted, so that's something!  Jahana Hayes was picked by Senator Chris Murphy to run, but at least she's a woman of color, so that's something, too!  Even people beyond Connecticut are noticing, and that's gotta scare the shit out of the neoliberal establishment.  That's the best thing of all.  Thanks, Trump!

Mike Ness Represents

Hey, indeedy.  More Nazi candy-asses need to get a beat down from some punks. 

Busted Carbon At Moab

Dude breaks his Spot Brand or Spot Bike or Spot or whatever the fuck Avid is calling those bikes, and the comments go fucking off the ledge when the company joins the fun.  Nice.  Plastic mountain bikes.  Progress!  Thanks, Trump.

Glitter'd

Properly Lugged Traut

As seen in the land of the Rock Lobster.

It's Almost Like Julia Ioffe Is Just A Corn Cob And Lying Neoliberal Hack And Petty Fascist

Who knew?  Ioffe gets brutalized for her pathetic attempt to latch on to the fascist bullshit talking point that Jeremy Corbyn is some sort of anti-Semite while Ioffe herself is friends with literal Nazi punching bag Richard Spencer.  Fucking brilliant!

AOC Continues Her Relentless Terror Campaign Against The Vile Right Wing Racist Political Establishment

She's haunting their dreams and fueling their bed-wetting nightmares!  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the enemy of fascists everywhere, especially in America.  They hate her.  They are scared to death.  She is winning.

Breaking: Al Giordano Did Not Defeat Bernie Sanders In Vermont--But Sanders Fails To Break 95% In Dem Primary!!

A moral victory for Giordano--and creepy lying homophone Joy Reid!!

Watching Twits Try To Think Is Sad And Amusing

For the most part, the over-privileged, upper-class twits process and analyze at the level of slow-witted fifth-grader.  For all the experience and all the education and all the wisdom which should be gained after a life of comfortable safety and astounding privilege and boundless opportunity, all we get are simps and dipshits jerking each other off.  Thanks, Jesus.

Dave's World Of Fun Stuff Shit-Talking Gibson Basses Is Always Worthwhile

Hell, I'd love a passive, two-pickup Gibson Victory bass, but they were pretty spotty quality-wise and most/many have not aged well at all.  The Grabber was the kind of garbage Lou Barlow would like...

Hot Summer

Hey! Remember All Those Racist Shitbag PUMAs From 2008 Like Riverdaughter?

How are they doing after getting buttfucked by their hapless goddess Hillary?  Who cares?  Exactly!  And they are doing very badly after Hillary proving to be the least competent candidate and biggest failure in modern American political history.  She lost to B. Barry Bams.  She spent half a lifetime running for President and finally got another shot but needed a multi-billion dollar political infrastructure to defeat a candidate who ran solely to highlight universal health care, and then when she got the nomination she was so stupendously incompetent that she didn't campaign and drove turnout down far enough to lose to the insane orange shitgibbon.  PUMAs, they're brilliant!  Thanks, Hillary.

Seating

Breaking: Rebo Of Rebo And Zooty Heard Trump Say Nigger

Rebo was in the room when Trump used that there word.  No indication of whether Zooty or The Machine were witnesses as well.  Time to page Zathras.

Frail Nazi Corn Cobs

What Was The Point Of A Tigged Traut?

We may never the answer to these important questions, but tune in next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?

Richard Linklater Was An Early Adopter Of Alex Jones' Buffoonery

Sure, Linklater thought it was hilarious when he was baked, but he doesn't want to answer for Jones in 2018.  Thanks, Trump!

GOP Platform

Michael Graham Is A GOP Teabagging Bed-Wetter, And CBS News Sucks Major Ass

AOC continues to scare the shit out of all the right people, including boot-licking reactionary Republican pissboys like Michael Graham.  What rock-ribbed conservatives call gaffes, the rest of the country calls common-sense centrist politics.  Keep it up, racist dipshits.  Keep promoting AOC and the rest of folks who are going to end every single one of you.

Licht A Witch

Trump Has Murdered The GOP And Now He's Lining Up With The Ghouls To Violate The Corpse

Watching bowel movement conservatism die at Trump's hand is about the best thing ever.  Nothing has ever been as entertaining, and the victims are the most awful, the most hateful and evil people who have ever lived, so carry on you disgusting fat orange shitgibbon.  Skull fuck that corpse, Trump!

Lee Lou

Science Fisks Conservatism Every Single Day

And sometimes the science folks have some fun fucking with the imbeciles.  Conservatism has never been correct about anything and conservatism cannot solve any problem, ever, because conservatism is inherently ignorant and useless.  Intelligent people cannot be conservatives.  Once you reach a certain intelligence threshold, conservative ideas will not stick to your brain.

Dave Sirota Is A Gossip Kid!

Or maybe gossip older brother. Or gossip uncle.  Anywho, Sirota has a thing on Splinter, so that's cool.

Hausly

Angsty Screeds From The Conservative Establishment Are A Pretty Good Fucking Sign

More people are very slowly coming to see what the fuck is going on, and that scares the living shit out of the rock-ribbed racist conservative establishment.  The pissboys and boot-lickers are working themselves into a full-on, ocean-going frothing panic!  Thanks, Trump.

Darkness 'N Doubt

Fox "News" And The Rest Of The Reactionary Racist GOP Is Collectively Shitting Itself In Fear Of November

And it so beautiful to see!  Thanks, Trump.  The vile teabagging Republicans are on their way to a world of hurt and ignominy.  Wonderful!

J.K. Rowling, An Addle-Headed Simp And Not Just A Shitty Writer

Let's all watch Rowling turn into a corn cob.  There's nothing more disgusting than neoliberal scum.

Blooskyez

Twits Are Bitches--And Pissboys

Stalwart hero FlashUNC gets a good shot in on the cheat-to-win pissboys.  Gods, twits suck.

U Got Chumped

Teabagging Racist Pissgirls Shitting Their Pants When Faced With The Anodyne Centrism Of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is A Mighty Entertaining Look

Some dumb bunny named Hannah Scherlacher losing control of her bowels on the Fox "News" site is exactly the fun America deserves right now.  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez asks simple questions that racist teabagging conservatives cannot answer.  Thanks, Trump!

Twits Have The Mentality Of Dull-Witted 10 Year Olds

The upper classes in America don't know anything.  It's amazing the USA can keep the fucking lights on and the toilets flushing.  The folks with the most privilege are mostly complete idiots.  Thanks, Trump.

Bethany S. Mandel Is Another Candice Aiston: You Cannot Believe Anyone Can Be That Stupid

But there she is: the corniest corn cob who ever cobbed.  It's fucking nuts.  Mandel is every bit as nasty and deranged as Candice Aiston.

Lemon Peal

Tomorrow, Tom

Kris "K" Kobach Is The Next Racist Teabagger To Get Mighty Fucking Sick Of All The Winning!

How sick can one racist cocksucker get?  Kobach is at least as corrupt as Trump if that's possible, and all this bullshit makes it very likely the Dems will get this govenorship easily.  Thanks, Trump!

Friend Of Trump Chris Collins Is About To Get Real Fucking Sick Of Winning

Sick, dude!  Collins was sucking Trump's dick before almost anyone else, so it's nice to see him get some winning.  Thanks, Trump!

Dave Weigel Knows His Job And Knows Where Jeff Bezos Leaves His Piss Bucket

Weigel, the crafty veteran libertarian knows what to do to keep that check coming.  Nobody writes for Bezos without knowing the rules.  Weigel's telling us he's no dummy.  He's wrong.

Given Our History There's Something Especially Evil About The Israeli Apartheid State

Israel is uniquely evil in the world today because they are nothing but a lapdog of US imperialism.  We are responsible for Israel being the racist shithole it is today.

Conservative Dipshit Matt Walsh Solving World Hunger By Turning Into A Giant Corn Cob

Every conservative is dumb.  That's the way the world works.

Fatuous Neoliberal Dolt Matt Bai Is A Proud Conservative Pissboy

Matt Bai drinks the piss because he's a vile right-wing dimwit!  The conservatives hate the new centrism embodied by Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez because it makes them look like the creepy rock-ribbed conservative bastards they are, so that fucking rocks!

Matt Taibbi deboned Matt Bai years ago, but it's always good fun to revisit a righteous fisking.  Even other establishment strivers can't stand Bai.  That says it all.  Thanks, Trump!

Strike Right

David Siders Is Guzzling The Conservative Piss As Fast As He Can At Politico--Bill Scher Does Not Have To Drink Alone

When Siders drinks all the piss, then he can get on to gurgling the jizz!  It's nice to see that Politico is not sparing any expense bringing out the pissboys to attack the centrist Dems making remarkable gains against the conservative establishment over the last three years.  Shameless liars like David Siders are flinging themselves into battle against the facts without any regard to how much piss they will need to drink from those buckets!

Bill Scher Does Not Suck The Dick Of The Conservative Establishment As Skillfully As John Stossel, But He Tries His Best

Bill Scher will certainly lick the ass of Hillary Clinton or any of the Koch brothers, too.  It's good to see a boot-licking pissboy so enthusiastic about his craft.  Just because he's either demented or a fucking two-bit liar--why not both!?--doesn't mean he can't take pride in his work!  The important men with the shiny, shiny boots will always find an eager tongue when Bill Scher's in the room.

Dave Bautista Seems Like A Decent Hollywood Guy

Disney fucked themselves, but Dave Bautista is looking real good.  Of course, the wrastler is also trying to show them the way out of the shitstorm of their own making.  Will they listen?  No.  No, they will not.

Greenwald Has Been Signal-Boosting This Chomsky On Russia Thing For A While

It's good.  As usual, Chomsky expects the audience to be pretty up on shit, but he's got the Russian interference stuff down to the basics as well.  Moar!

John Stossell Is An Old-School Boot-Licking Pissboy--And He Loves His Job

John Stossel never met an oligarch's cock he wouldn't suck--and Stossel will tongue that grimy asshole with love, too!  Lots of the new crop of boot-lickers, pissboys, and gimps could learn a few tricks from an old whore like John Stossel.  The lying is the easy part, but gurgling that lukewarm piss with a great big smile and gleam in your eye is something Stossel does better than most.

Evah

The Marketplace Of Twits

Or 'A Bargain Is Hard To Find'.  A bargain is hard to find, atmo.  But twits have their own marketplace.  Predatory twits and grifting twits.  Thanks, Trump.

Never Go Back

The Fucking Dems Couldn't Take OH-12, But The GOP Is Hella Fucked

Losing 11 percentage points to what Trump got and 36 percentage points off the last teabagger's election, that's not what the GOP needs.  BUT giving the stupid GOP cocksuckers the chance to say they won is fucking disgusting.  For the GOP, winning by 700 or 1000 votes is just as bad as losing by 700 or 1000 votes, as the Dems will take a minimum 11 point swing in every precinct in November, but it would have been so much better if the teabagging fucktards had lost outright as well.  The Dems suck.

Work With Mojo

There's No Bigger Slimebag Whore In The Universe Than Sally Pipes

Shitstains like Sally Pipes should not have any place in polite society.  Every word from that whore is a lie to benefit the private health insurance and medical executives.  The worst part is that this worthless cunt will the be the first person lined up to get help under a universal coverage plan, just like her hypocrite hero Ayn Rand.

Bothsiderism

The Greatest Victory Of Bernie Sanders Is Moving The Democratic Party To The Center

Sanders and his people aren't leftists. The Sanders folks are anodyne centrist political types who are right in the middle of a reasonable political discourse.  Just because the Dems and GOP are all right-wing fucktards, that does not make the boring centrist positions and policies of Bernie Sanders anything other than common-sense, middle-of-the-road, obvious political ideas.  That's a good thing.  Thanks, Trump!

Conservatives Know History Is Catching Up With Them

And they're fucked.  The prols are figuring shit out, slowly, but that's curtains for the conservative bowel movement in the West.  Oligarchy will no longer be sustainable, so look for lots of squealing from the pissboys before the guillotines come out to play.  Thanks, Trump!

Alex Jones Is A Very Stable Genius

Very stable. And a super genius.  Alex Jones is a wonderful example of what mainstream Republicans are in the 21st century.  Jones is no different from Trump or McConnell or Hannity.

How Many Times Has Trump Been Divorced?

GOP Fuckface Troy Balderson Is About To Get Mighty Fucking Sick Of All That Winning

Even a dimwit like John Kasich can see Trump is killing the GOP.  Balderson has an 11-point advantage based on the 2016 election, and if he loses tomorrow, it is because Trump fucked him raw with his blathering inanity by showing up uninvited.  Kasich is a prissy little bitch, too, but that doesn't mean Trump isn't a cancer on bowel movement conservatism everywhere!  Thanks, Trump!!

Don't Ever

What Does The New York Post Look Like When It's Shitting Itself?

This.  The teabaggers and their pissboys are not loving the new American sanity in 2018.  Thanks, Trump!

Merican Jesus

Icy Purple Nagasawa

This is how you do a seat lug right!

Gods Damn, That Ball And Socket Seat Lug Rivendell Is Using Is Fucking Wretched

Like the blue paint, but the seat lug is a fucking abomination.  Cheap and shitty, and it ruins the look of the whole back part of the lug.  Inexcusable.

Reach For The Skyler Blues For Allan

Don't Ask Wealthy, Over-Privileged Twits About Money

You'll get some sickening responses.  It's easy to be rich and secure so that you can wonder if $200 is enough money for a college student's beer money.  Or having a kid turn down two full-ride scholarships--sounds like bullshit to me, but if you let your kid do that you are very rich and Trump-levels of stupid--so that spoiled brat can attend the school of her choice.  Bull fucking shit, these people should all be killed.  I can't wait till the guillotines come out and the streets run with blood.  Twits first!

Diggit?

PolitiFact Brilliantly Uses A Hilarious Drive-By Auto-Fisking To Turn Itself Into A Literal Corn Cob

That was funny.  PolitiFact should probably delete their account.

Kali

Christopher Hooks Mercilessly Fisks Dinesh D'Souza, Who Promptly Turns Himself Into A Corn Cob

Christopher Hooks drags admitted felon Dinesh D'Souza for fun.  That's great, and pretty fucking hilarious, so cool.  But then D'Souza makes the titanic error of cobbing himself right there in public where everyone can laugh at him some more.  Delete your account mister admitted felon.

Jesus Motherfrakking Christ On Toast, The Twits Know Nothing

Meters versus yards. Short coure, long course.  Age group.  Christ they're dumb.  You don't really have to know much, the fucking context should tell you most of it, but fucking twits blather on because they're fucking imbeciles! 

Lye Low

Patrick Redford Gets It, Atmo

Redford knows what's what, and the Gossip Kids deserve kudos for their coverage of the Tour.  Craddock rode a great race, and Redford was on it.  Good.

You Know Who Are The Real Terrorisits: Weakwhyte Twits

Over-privileged twits are the greatest danger to freedom and sanity in the world today.  Soft-headed dipshit and racist asshole upper-class twits should be liquidated.  Let's do that for American exceptionalism!

QAnon Makes A Shit Ton Of Sense To A Republican

Conservative and mental-defective are pretty much the same thing, so this QAnon insanity is perfectly believable to a rock-ribbed GOP teabagger.  It doesn't matter to them that every purported deadline is missed, everything this troll says turns out to be wrong, and nothing ever happens, the tinfoil-hat Trumptards are all there with their dicks in their hands, jerking away.

Tom Hanks Is The Satanic Pedophile King Of Hollywood

Hollywood is filled not with no-talent shitbags like Paul Giamatti, but with child-fucking pedophiles!  Dun dun DUNNNNNNNNN!!  That's right: everyone in Hollywood is a pedophile.  And Hollywood is the wood witches use to make magic wands, so that's like all the proof you need.  Everyone in Hollywood is a Satanic pedophile.  Thank god Trump will stop them.  Thanks, Tom Hanks!

Holy Sweet Motherfrakking Jesus Christ On Toast, The New Rivendell Atlantis Is A Fucking Ugly Abortion

Gods freeking damn, they took the perfect bike and destroyed it.  What a disgrace.  That seat cluster.  The welded bottom bracket joints.  The risible xtra-long chainstays.  That dumb xtra top tube.  Jesus.  Disgusting.  Just disgusting.  A company that does this deserves to go out of business.