Old Citi

Chapman Cycles Road Bike: Ancient & Modern

Chapman road, 753, lugs, steel fork with what looks to be a flat crown, threaded headset, wicked heinous modern Campag bits, and no fucking disc brakes.  All we're missing are some downtube shifter bosses and 1010b dropouts; this bike is a smooth blending of the good with new, but the modern Campagnolo aesthetic is just so fucking wretched that it takes me right out of it.  9/10-speed was the pinnacle of looks and function for our Italian friends.

Sparrow Stun

Jeff Cohen Checks In On The Obvious And Long-Standing Right-Wing Media Bias

Jeff Cohen was part of Fox "News" for a while, so he knows what right-wing media bias looks like in its most cartoonish form.  He was also a professor at IC for a while, so that's different.  The rest of the establishment media was always pro-establishment and thus rock-ribbed conservative, even if it was never as transparent as Fox. 

So, Folks Are Seeing That Bezos' Newspaper Is Fucking Garbage?

Who knew?  It's hard to believe since the Post always hired only the best libertarian boys and girls who loved power and wealth more than any news story or even reality itself.  Bezos himself is a fatuous bellend.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Turn To National Review And Victor Davis Hanson For All Your Unhinged Racist Right-Wing Horseshit Needs

Stupid and evil in one ugly package.  NR will never again be as hilariously entertaining as when Buckley was sucking the cocks of old rich racist white guys, but braying shitheads like Victor Davis Hanson continue to give it the old college try.

Guillotine's R Us

Hell Is Where The Heart Is

What Prager U Could Have Been--What Prager U Should Have Been

Those Fucking Canucks

Time to finally kick Canada's ass.  Those lacrosse-playing motherfuckers are eating our fucking lunches.  The USA is more like Brazil than it is a vibrant western democracy like Canada.  FREEDUMB!  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

All The Best And Brightest Went To Prager U

Who the fuck funded Dennis Prager's climb up from the lowest rung on the awkward creepy talkshow host ladder?  Jesus, this shit is fucking scary stupid.

Guess Which Screeching Airhead Was A Gillibrand Fan (It's Sady Doyle)

Derp.  Roger Stone's ratfucks only succeed because people like Sady Doyle are so fucking stupid.  Sad.  Thanks, Hillary.

Armando Big Cuck One-Time Daily Kos Democrat Llorens Gets Into The World's Most Limp-Wristed Slap Fight With David Atkins

Meow!  Armando is uber-butch; everyone knows that.  Atkins roughs him up pretty badly, tho.  Not sure the big cuck is up to any kind of fight. 

Creepy, Racist, Incel, Fascist Baggatron Cocksuckers Will Always Be Dumber Than Dog Shit

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Very Nearly No Thugs In Our House

Welcome To The Party, Pal: Brutal Drive-By Fisking Of Sady Doyle

By Sr. Garbage Ape.  Or is it GarbageApe?  Anywho, the kindly simian initiates a gleefully brutal drive-by fisking of vile nitwit Sady Doyle to the delight of everyone involved.  Doyle and her ilk are a plague on reason and good taste; they hate Bernie because Bernie made Clinton look foolish and tiresome even before she lost the easiest election in history to a fat racist orange dotard.  An entire multi-billion dollar party infrastructure was required just to get Clinton the nomination instead of the more qualified and competitive Sanders.  Then, Clinton lost but BERNIE WOULD HAVE WON!  Doyle can't stand that reality so she's cracking up again. 

Jacob Wohl Is The Corn Cob Cornucopia

That unhinged little creep Jacob Wohl cannot help spreading joy to everyone with his humiliating corn cob performance art life.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

As Always, Be Careful Out There

Even if you're a hipster who became a "life coach".  I mean, I want everyone who calls him- or herself a "life coach" to be run over by yuge trucks.  On principal.  At a minimum.  But still.  Be careful.

Jason Miller Is Another Skeevy GOP Cocksucker So Sick Of All The Winning

A.J. Delgado sure picks winners to knock her up.  I wonder what Miller's wife thinks of all the winning.  Is she sick of it yet?  Sounds like Miller and Delgado deserve each other.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

By the way, what happened to that first pregnancy, A.J.?  Was there an abortion?  And if you were smart enough to do it once, why the fuck wouldn't you do the proper thing again, slut?

If You Enable A Roger Stone Ratfuck, You Deserve What You Get Kirsten Gillibrand

Boo motherfrakking hoo.  Gillibrand thought she was so fucking clever getting out in front of the Franken nonsense, but what she was really doing was help Roger Stone ratfuck one of the GOP's top targets, so she deserved all the opprobrium she suffered.  Fuck her gently with a chainsaw, Heather.  Anyone with a brain would trade Franken for Gillibrand in the Senate today.

Left Is Best

Not Gilmore Girl

Cognitive Dissonance: A Free Re-Pubic Horror Story

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Kirsten Gillibrand Out--Bye, Felicia!

Al Franken says hello.  Good to see this fucking vile witch out of the race; the last thing we need is anyone fucking dumb enough to fall for a Roger Stone ratfuck to have national exposure.  Now is the time for all the candidates under 10% to go away forever.  Thanks.  Kbye.

By The Way, That Fucking Idiot Stacey Abrams Should Be Running For Senate In Georgia Instead Of Collecting Checks From Neera Tanden

Jesus motherfucking christ, Dems suck.  The nasty old bastard Isakson is out, so Abrams should be in.  Plenty of folks from around the country worked hard to keep her close in a race she managed to lose, and now it's her turn to pay it back.  Fucking asshole.  (Beto, too, if the woman in Texas doesn't win, that is.)  Dems in general are shit.

Johnny Isakson Is Sick To Death Of The Fucking Winning

Sayonara, motherfucker!  Always good to see a miserable teabagging cocksucker like Johnny Isakson quit.  Looks like Bernie's gonna get a Dem Senate majority, too.

Imagine Being As Shallow As Sady Doyle

How could anyone care what this fatuous clown thinks about anything.  Sady Doyle must be happy there are idiots out there to read her dumb books, but christ, braying morons like her never know when to shut the fuck up and go away forever.  America is overrun by vacuous ass-clowns; maybe Sady Doyle is their queen.  Or a princess or some shit.

Twits Know Nothing About Anything

Threads, how do they work?  Most cyclists are apparently useless twits.  Or maybe that just the twits who are useless.

The Biggest Fucking Assholes In American Politics Are Neolib Dems Like Armando Big Cuck Daily Kos Democrat Llorens

Always wrong about everything, every time.  At least conservatives have the excuse of being legit, diagnosed mental-defectives; neolib Dems are just fucking vile shitheads.

Dave Weigel, Dimwit, Is Always Your Libertarian Boy

Pissboys like Weigel have no pride and no shame, but anyone with even half a functioning brain can see that the only way we have a more strident progressive revolution in this country is the commencement of the guillotine block parties.  Every candidate at least has to pretend to be in favor of all the progressive shit, or else they get booed out of the race like Hickenlooper.  That's a yuge, paradigm-shattering change from 2016.  Or 2008.  Or 2000.  Or 1992.  Weigel is a dimwit, yes--he is after all a screaming fucktard libertarian Reason magazine guy--but he's also a shameless careerist striver pissboy.

Large Adult Poster Children

Still Waiting For That Motherfucking Whitey Tape, Honkies

That sniveling little cocksucker Larry Johnson should be horsewhipped.  Freedom demands the Whitey Tape!  11 fucking years.  Bastards.

Bret Stephens, Bedbug, Gets Fisked

Fuck, that was sorta brutal.  David Karpf stepped on poor stupid Bret Stephens like a bug.  A bedbug.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Hollywood Ranch Market

From Vintage Los Angeles.  And it wasn't even that long ago, but it might as well have been on fucking Saturn now.

Fun Superman II The Shitty Movie Thing

Jerry Falwell Jr. Loves Him Some Fit Young Studs

And he's willing to pay $2 million dollars each for them!  That's top dollar for rock hard young cock!  I guess the big question is whether Jerry Falwell Jr. enjoys the hard pounding studs himself or instead prefers watching them give it to his wife like the slut that she is?  This is probably the most important story in America today.

Either way, you can be sure Trump and Michael Cohen have the pictures.

David Atkins Shrivels Into A Greasy Corn Cob

This makes Dante Atkins the good one?  Anywho, Atkins, David O, gets all huffy and then gets shit on because he's a pussy or an idiot or both.  When Sanders went hard with those campaign people, he signaled he wasn't gonna let mush-headed neoliberal chumps like Atkins fuck it up this time.  Boo fucking hoo.

Condo Boy

Or Live Girl

Was GOP Creep Sean Duffy Caught With A Dead Boy?

Another gross teabagger so fucking sick of all the winning!  "Gonna spend time with family" is usually a really bad sign.  What fucking atrocities are about to come out, Rep. Duffy?  He definitely looks like a guy who molests livestock.  And all these other cowardly motherfucking Republicans are jumping ship, too; it's gonna be a fucking beautiful, wonderful slaughter next year, the best slaughter, only the best fucking obliteration.  Thanks, Trump!

Corn Cobs Have An Essential Dignity

Which Nate Silver lacks.  I really do think he enjoys getting violated in public like that though. 

Edward-Isaac Dovere Is Still A Yuge Douchebag

What a miserable cocksucking neoliberal pissboy Dovere continues to be.  He's guzzling the establishment piss and fluffing Warren in order to get Bernie out.  Not gonna work, motherfuckers.  I'm sure Dave Weigel will be all about this nonsense, too.

Burning Love

Nate Silver Still Sucks Today And Every Day

Tim Pool is not the only ugly bald cunt out there being stupid.  Nate Silver is worse than ball cancer.

Old Buddy

Qtards Are Too Dumb To Know When They're Being Trolled

Again.  But since the whole Qtard thing is a troll, I guess that fits.  Where they go one fucking moron, they all go fucking dipshits.

Armando Big Cuck Democrat Llorens Is Still Broke

But CIAKos musta told him to ditch the Daily Kos shit for a bit.  What a fucking pussy; Furgang & Adwar must be so proud.

Furgang.

Heh.

Trustfundbaby Failson Matty Yglesias

Lazy stupid takes are all he's good for.  Yglesias probably couldn't suck much harder, and we are sure he's too lazy to try.

Peel Town

Sissy

General JC Christian Has Some Proper Words For The Koch Brothers Living And Dead

Yes.  It is a shame that David Koch died like that.  But we can hold out hope for Charles.

Bernie Is The Best Democrat In Your Lifetime

That crazy bastard might win this.  If the people show up and vote, Bernie will win.

Armando Llorens Is Broken--I Wonder What Furgang & Adwar Think About All This Bullshit

Sad little cuck Armando Daily Kos is broken.  Thanks, Hillary.  But I wonder what Furgang & Adwar thought of their boy being a screaming violent imbecile on the interwebs.  Since they're shitbag corporate lawyers, it probably gave 'em a chub.

The For-Profit Healthcare And Insurance Industries Deserve The Death Sentences Coming Their Way

For-profit healthcare and health insurance are going to be killed off very soon.  Nobody will miss them.  For the last 75 years they could have done so much to preserve their existences in a public/private scheme to provide universal coverage, but instead they fucked around and lied and murdered Americans.  Now, they're toast.  Fuck 'em.  They deserve exactly what they're gonna get.  Conservatives of every type are the fucking scum of the earth.

Nate Silver Is Not Even Trying Now

Silver is a parody of a parody of a parody.  That poor dumb bastard is a hopeless idiot, but the difference now is that everybody knows.  Oops.  Thanks, Trump!

Of Course Teabagging Lunatic Wayne Allyn Root's Sponsor Liberty Healthshare Is A Scam

Of course it is.  Paying a shitload of money every month to some scumbag fake christian grifters--grifters who have no obligation to pay your medical bills--instead of buying health insurance probably makes sense if you are conservative christian idiot yourself, but to the rest of us it looks like complete and utter insanity.  But I'm sure everything that squealing creep Wayne Allyn Root is involved with is a scam. 

There Is A Large Cat

He is not amused.  The large cat probably wants to be left alone to chill for a while about now.  He's an absolute unit, though.

Important Doge Content

Truly.

Now That He's Out, Will Jay Inslee Endorse Bernie?

He's supposedly running for a third term in Washington, but will Jay Inslee come out quickly and endorse Bernie?  That would be a smart move in case the conditions next summer make the Sanders/Inslee ticket look like a winner.  Inslee has the goods for the second slot, being a governor and all, so maybe he should make his case right fucking now.

Great Day For America: Vile Cockbag David Koch Is Dead

79 years too late, but that horrible bastard David Koch is dead.  Hooray!

Seth Moulton, Shitbag, Sick Of So Much Winning

Seth Moulton sucks major donkey balls, and he is a fucking loser.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama.

Wayout

Unshared Gravel

Another dead blog.  Nothing to do with the Gravel kids and their presidential campaign.  Instead it's apparently the former Skiptooth guy, and he says he designed the original Gaulzetti logo or some shit.  Nothing comes from nothing.

Jen Kirkman Is A Very Stable Genius

Makes perfect sense.  Yes.  Surely.

Hillary Clinton supporters were the most demented people in human history.  Jesus.

And...

BERNIE WOULD HAVE WON.

And Now A Hundred Times A Day

Orange Man Bad

Armando Big Cuck Daily Kos Democrat Llorens Is A Pussy

Sad little man.  The neoliberal anti-Bernie Dem faction is getting shredded now.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Political Song for Mike Pence to Sing

Deranged Hillary Deadenders Have Managed To Forget Their Lousy Candidate Lost To A Bloated Orange Dotard

When Bernie would have won!

Now it's four years later, and those vile right-wing Dems can't stand that Bernie has dominated this campaign with his ideas and his agenda and is poised to crush Trump next year.

Heh, indeedy.

Armando Big Ugly Daily Kos Neoliberal Dem Llorens Is Being A Fucking Asshole Again

What a vile cocksucker this Armando Llorens is.  Every corporate lawyer in the world is 100% as evil as the most murderous racist cop.

Kirsten Gillibrand Is Still An Idiot

She fucked up.  Gillibrand tried to turn the bullshit allegations against Franken into a springboard for her political aspirations, but instead she wound up destroying her reputation.  Oops.

For the record, the gossip kids' girls' afterschool politics club doesn't seem to understand that all of the Franken stuff was a lie, a ratfuck by Roger Stone that Chuckles Schumer was dumb enough to fall for.  Gillibrand, too. 

If Roger Stone was behind it, it was 100% bullshit, and the Dems should have known that.

Mekons Vs Atrios

Joy Reid Makes Almost As Much Sense As Scott Lemieux Or Al Giordano

Nobody can be this stupid.  Perhaps Reid is just being a Tom and cashing as many checks as she can before MSDNC implodes.  That would be way better than the other possibilities. 

Remember That Noted Political Intellect Scott Lemieux Got Fired From A Tenured Job Because Nobody Took His Classes

Scott Lemieux is schmaht.  There's not a pissbucket in the land that Lemieux would not chug down at this point.  But, yes, genius, Ralph Nader and Jill Stein were working to elect Republicans.  Obviously.  You're so smart that you'd never get fired from a job you can't get fired from because everyone at your non-competitive private college knows you're a dope.  That. Would. Never. Happen.

QAnon Lunatics Make Flat-Earthers Sound Like Isaac Newton

Sad: The QProofs Site Is No Longer Being Updated

I guess the Qtards are running out of insanity.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Beautifully Butthurt Vile, Racist, Reactionary Shitheads

On Free Re-Pubic.  Senator Astronaut is gonna be a shitty Democratic Senator, but he's gonna be a pretty decent Democratic Senator from that pustulated shithole called Arizona.  Racist conservatives are such yuge whiny pussies.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

This "Republican Elizabeth Warren" Meme Is Powerful

This shit might be the best way to disable the neoliberal plan to use Warren to unman Sanders before abandoning Warren for Biden.  Sanders certainly won't be pushing this shit, but his people should be, his supporters should be, so when Biden cracks and Bernie ascends, the Warren people don't have the foundation to keep going and get behind Bernie.  Moar!

Beyond Mountains

Mountains

Who Funds The Racist Lunatics At The Federalist?

This mush-headed fundie cunt thinks Virginia Tech is too liberal.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Life's Riot

John Cornyn Is A Fucking Moron, Even By Texas Standards

Rick Perry gets rightfully sad when anyone says he's the dumbest man in Texas.  John Cornyn sure is a very stable genius.

Commercial Nukes Are Intelligence Tests: Don't Fail

Don't be an anti-science conservative asswipe who thinks nuclear power is clean, safe, and cheap.  Don't.  Be better than that if you can.  If you can't, you're a Republican.

Fountain Of Troy

Everybody's Always Overthinking Tarantino

QT is not that bright.  He's not hiding anything.  He's not a better filmmaker than you would think from his flicks.  He's right there.  Don't overthink it.  Don't give him any more credit than he deserves.  Jesus.

Tortured, Self-Hating Closet Cases On Free Re-Pubic Very Uncomfortable

With stories like this.  Every time somebody comes out, they worry that their own burning desire for homosexual intercourse will become painfully obvious.

Look, Everyone! Serial Sex Abuser Al Giordano Is Back

Why isn't Al Giordano the Senator from Vermont now?  He still don't tweet, but Al has some dumb website where mush-headed neoliberal fools can give him money to support his pervy creepster lifestyle.  This is some big brain very stable genius stuff here from the man who defeated Sanders in the 2016 Vermont Senate race with the help of Joy Reid.  The man who is a grotesque sex criminal.  A serial abuser.  A shady loser.  Yeah, that's him.  Al Giordano.  What sort of pathetic, decrepit wastrel would be seen with a vile cocksucker like Giordano, I wonder?  Surely no candidates, no media, no women or girls or men with any sense of decency or shame would get within a billion miles of a syphilitic clown like that, so who is funding his besotted dotage?  Certainly none of the fatuous neoliberal randos out there are so weak mentally that they would "subscribe" for that bleating, insane claptrap, are they?  So where does the money for this fucking creepy perv come from?  Perhaps the same scabrous fools who fund The Federalist?

Josh Marshall Is An Airheaded Twerp

The man is as deep as a puddle.  Brainless careerist pissboys are the heart and soul of the Dem establishment.  And Marshall is proof that jerking off to banal lesbian porn makes you dumber.

Serotta Forum Twits Know Nothing About Cycling

This idiot and his shrimpy kids.  5'2" is not too big for an XS 26"-wheeled hardtail, unless he got them some weird little kids bikes, but that would be really fucking stupid and make him a fuckin--oh, yeah.  Anywho, ass-huming he did the proper thing and got them XS Konas, they should be good till 5'5" or so, especially if one or both of them are girls.  5'2" at 12 is not tall at all, even for a girl, so he should wait till the kids grow a bit, get them size M hardtails in either wheel size, and then see if they get past the 5'10" or so that will require size L.

Jesus, twits are fucking dumb.  And this is their chosen hobby.  If they don't know this basic shit, well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Heather.

Fanta: Nazi Coke

Fanta must be the official drink of the homosexual men's Republican Nazi club the Proud Boys.  I wonder if Fanta still uses the cheese byproduct?  Is there still such a thing as Fanta?  Who drinks that shit?  What about Moxie and Dr. Nut?  What racist lunatics started those brands?  We may never know the answer to these questions, but tune in next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?

John Hickenlooper, Teabagger Favorite, Is Sick Of So Much Frakking Winning

John Hickenlooper's biggest fans are teabagging fucksticks.  Democrats, on the other hand, hated the neoliberal cocksucker, so he's sick of all the winning.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Nate Silver's 538 Posted This Big Brain Hot Take

Bloody fucking genius a Qtard would be proud of.  That Nate Silver sure is a smart boy.

Bernie Never Walked Back His Criticism Of The Post Or The Media In General

Dave Weigel, your libertarian boy, is either blatantly lying, or he is a fucking retard.  But he loves him that piss!

Let's Remember That This Miserable Cocksucker Armando Big Tent Hard-Right Democrat Daily Kos Llorens Is Still Out There Sucking Major Ass

As much as thinking about that piece of shit is pretty fucking awful, that shitbag neoliberal fuckface Armando Llorens is out there being a vile bootlicking, hateful rock-ribbed establishment Dem pissboy 24/7.  For the good of our society, this asshole's family should have been turned away or shot on sight back in whatever shithole home country they came from before they could inflict Armando Big Tent Dipshit on the rest of us fine upstanding Americans.

For what it's worth, this "political expert" Llorens thinks Warren is going to win in Iowa, so if you didn't already know that he was a screaming fucktard like the usual Trump supporter, well, this is your chance to look good.  Armando the "expert" also doesn't know that Sanders is the second choice of Biden voters--and Warren voters--so when Biden inevitably shits the bed and drops out, Bernie becomes the overwhelming frontrunner.  Notice Armando is a fucking stooge.

Dave Weigel Is A Libertarian Boy

Reason fucking magazine!  The libertarian circle jerk Reason magazine!  That's where your libertarian boy got his start; Weigel was mentored by the Fonzie of Freedom, Nick Gillespie, who has the world's worst rug.  Seriously, it's fucking scary.  That thing is a frakking helmet.  Gillespie is like 150 years old, but his brand new wig could stop a bullet. 

If You Are Just Now Noticing That JayZ Is A No-Talent Hack And Utter Douchebag

That fucking sucks for you.  JayZ is an embarrassment to talented men and women the world over, much in the same way that Kanye and Poof Dippy are.  Christ, people are fucking terrible.  But not everyone is so easily fooled.

Re Tale

Not Easy Bein' A Whorse

Sad.  Establishment Dems suck major ass.

Donald Trump Jr. Is One Greasy Motherfucker

Donald Trump has the ugliest fucking kids in the world.  Jr, the fat one, the fugly girl, the special needs girl, and the child are all very scary looking.  Jr. is a fucking moron, too.

Krystal Ball Is Having A Blast

Who knew.  Ball seems to be having some fun on her little webcast show or whatever it is.  But she's not wrong.

The Root Sure Has Lotsa Not Very Smart Brothers Like Jason Johnson

With so many literal smart brothers out there, why do the gossip kids go with so many dopes.  Weird.  Thanks, Trump!

Dessert Inn

MAGAtard Lunatic Bill Mitchell Scammed Some Of His Comrades

Fucking beautiful.  Trump only has the best people, the smartest people.  Trump loves the poorly educated.  Bill Mitchell has been thrilled to find some MAGAtards even more insane than he is.  Thanks, Trump!

Nate Silver Will Always Be The Thirstiest Pissboy

Nobody desires the hot, steaming piss quite like Nate Silver.  Sure, there are diligent, serious, hard-working careerist pissboys out there, but Nate has the passion for the piss.

The Twits Are Rich, White, Stupid, And Helpless

Our chattel class of over-privileged white people are just livestock for every slimy parasite out there.  Every opportunity in the world but you are still a defenceless Serotta Forum twit.  Jesus.

PissBOY

Your libertarian boy has thinner skin than fucking Trump.  Jesus, it must suck balls being Bezos' pissboy.

Soon Nerd Box And Geek Crate Will Go Belly Up, Too

Sad.  Hard to believe nobody wants to pay to have garbage delivered to their trailers or moldy basement apartments anymore.

Baltimorian

Never, Ever Call A Piss Boy A Pissboy

Dave Weigel does not like being reminded he is a pissboy.  Not. At. All.  Dave Weigel is a hardworking libertarian boy.  And he doesn't look anything like Ignatius Reilly.

The World Is Full Of Stupid People

Idiots delight.  Saab deserved better than morons like this.  Sad.

Mewling Pissboy Edward-Isaac Dovere Still Has A Job

What a dipshit.  Dovere is a fucking bellend carbuncle. 

Vile Right Wing Dems Will Vote For Trump

Over Bernie.  Blue no matter who as long as they're rock-ribbed conservatives.  This is Joe Lieberman/Ned Lamont all over again.  The Dem establishment will always go with the vile right wing racist conservative choice.

Shrieking 4 U

Imagine Being A Music Writer And Shriekback Fan And Not Knowing Lu Edmonds Played The Guitars On 'Nemesis'

Nobody has ever sucked more ass than Rett Snotherly.  Of course, Rett Snotherly is pretty clearly a fake name.  At least I hope it is.  Jesus.

Who Funds The Federalist's Cell Phone Videos?

That Federalist guy sure has a crush on Chapo.  Where do they get the money to make YouTube videos on their phones?

She Told

Hothaus Fruits

Bill Mitchell Will Always Be The Dumbest Motherfucker

Too fucking demented to even laugh at.  Bill Mitchell is fucking tiresome.

Affectation Murders Fun

Geek V Guntards

Epstein's Mother's Doctor's Note About Jeffrey Is Gonna Be Sublime

It's nice that Jeffrey Epstein was allowed to take the easy way out.  Is there anyone who will make sure all of his rich and famous child rapist friends like Donald Trump and Alan Dershowitz will get what they deserve?

Fur Love

Abortion Is The Best Thing Ever

Plus it makes racist baggy creeps cry!  When the shitbags at Free Re-Pubic hate something, it makes that thing so much better.  And abortion was already really fucking awesome.  Individual freedom and self-determination are wicked important.  Conservatives hate freedom.

Holey Haus

Racist Guntard Losers Are Easily Triggered

See what I did there?  As soon as somebody tells even the most basic truth about guns in America, the racist revanchist guntards go fucking apoplectic and piss themselves in fear.  Like all conservatives, guntards are the dumbest people who ever lived.  But soon enough we will take their guns and that will be that.

Ross Douthat Is Thirsty For A Threesome And More!

Ross Douthat is one chubby, freaky motherfucker.  Douthat is not just a creepy weirdo and shame of Hamden Hall anymore!  Ross probably dreams of being reincarnated as a greasy buttplug. 

Fucker Carlson And His Surprise Vacation Are Both So Sick Of All The Winning

Surprise vacations are for winners.  And Tucker Swanson Hungry Man Dinner Carlson is a sure winner.  Yeah, he's a second-tier trustfund failson from St. George's and Trinity, but he's a motherfucking Fox "News" winner!  MAGA!

Doubted Darkness

Ruled Random

David Berman, 52, Died

Silver Jews frontman and Pavement-adjacent David Berman dead at 52.  Shit.

Spiced Gurl

Baggatron Cocksuckers Believe All The Inanity Because They Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

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Being A Bed-Wetting, Friendless Incel Loser Must Suck So Fucking Much

What a whiny pussy boy this idiot is.  He should lay off the chronic masturbation.  Jesus, these incel dweebs suck major ass.

Smash Mouth, 1 & Neil DeGrasse Tyson, 0

That was unexpected.  Somehow Smash Mouth managed to elegantly dunk on the dipshit science pedant with a wonderful economy.  Smash Mouth seem like pretty cool guys.  As long as you don't let them play their annoying music. 

The General Groks The Sanders Campaign, Atmo

Left is best.  Even the white trash trail park meth heads would be leftists if they knew what that meant.  The only way the right-wing establishment, GOP and Dems, can continue is by keeping the trailer trash crackers as ignorant and racist as humanly possible.  Once the whites learn the truth, it's guillotine time, atmo.

The Twit Demographic At Work

If these buffoons ever decide to get a real bike, they will miss Serotta not being in business any more.  Maybe Speedvagen can get those sales. 

Lofi

Nate Silver Is The Laziest Pissboy

He's not even trying anymore.  Silver would be happy to have you simply empty the bucket right over his head while he naps or perhaps just piss on him directly.  Anything else is too exhausting for him at this point.

Twits Are As Deep As A Bottle Cap

Too many of them are shallow, worthless, bloodless.  As these people are the richest, most privileged, best educated group of white guys in human history involved in their chosen avocation.  And this is the best they can do.

Red House Pro

Gravel Kids, Si

Biden and Trump, No.  Those dumb kids make more sense than any Republican in the last 60 years at least.

Conservatives Are Astoundingly Inane

Jesus fricking crisp, conservatives are such fucking dopes.  No wonder they love the fat orange dotard so much.  Absolutely disgusting. 

Menstrual Munchies Will Be Opening For Joy Villa This Fall

MAGA!  Menstrual Munchies will be the perfect opening act for Joy Villa.  Also, look for a special MAGAFest coming this Thanksgiving, with Cunt Torch, Putrid Liquid, Mike Huckabee, Ted Nugent, and Lee Greenwood joining Villa and Menstrual Munchies for a magalicious patriot party.

Establishment Dems Are Dumber Than Motherfucking Rocks

This mush-headed dope Erin Biba should consider booking a one-way ticket to Mars, leaving tomorrow.  Jesus christ on whole wheat toast, Hillary voters are grotesque imbeciles. 

Neera Tanden Is A Vile Right-Wing Neoliberal Cunt

C-U-N-T cunt.  The Gravel teens seem pretty okay.  Neera's girl Hillary lost to the senile orange dotard.  And Bernie would have won.

Swarmin' The Sphere With Freeman Dyson

Fun, neo-vintage interview of Freeman Dyson, famous spherical physics professor and the expensive vacuum guy.  Dyson lived a baller's life.

Tee Vee Makes You Stupid

Tee vee melts your brain.  Obviously.  Dumb shit makes you dumber.  Jesus.

Soledad O'Brien Shrivels Into A Corn Cob

This is what happens when you are dumber than a rock.  Sad.  Soledad O'Brien was a fine comedic sidekick for Dev Null.

Thoughts And Prayers, Motherfrakker: Trump Is An Utter Moron

The fat orange dotard may be the most worthless pile of shit on the planet today.  Trump makes Barack Obama look like a fucking leader.  Pray for Toledo, assholes.

The Yankees Are Getting It Done For America

Humiliating the Red Sox is the most important thing in America today.

Everyone With A Gun Is A Badguy

Bakked

Tom Cotton Is One Ugly Fucking Corn Cob

The stupid runs all the way through with Tom Cotton.  The entire GOP is a festering anal wart.

The Right-Wing Bedwetters Are Scared Shitless Of Antifa

As they should be.  Since the baggy retards don't know history, they have no idea how deeply the roots of Antifa really run, nor do they have any concept of what they are fucking with.  It will not end well, that's true.  But it will be the racist reactionary chronic masturbaters who lose bigly and bleed out in the streets while everyone else laughs.

Roof Piknik

The Baggatron Cocksuckers At Free Re-Pubic Are Very Stupid Boys

Let us pray to jesus frakking christ that every single one of those miserable stupid right-wing revanchist racist bastards gets precisely what they deserve.

John Ratcliffe Sick Of So Much Motherfucking Winning

John Ratcliffe is the best man, only the best, the best people, a beautiful man, absolutely beautiful, the best.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Of Course The Twits Have Execrable Taste In Music

Robert Plant was mouldering garbage 50 years ago.  And now he's old!  Jesus.

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Josh Marshall's Rock-Ribbed Conservative Friend John Judis Should Immediately Go Fuck Himself

The last thing the Dems should be doing is listening to rock-ribbed conservative neoliberal assholes like John Judis.  Judis should skull-fuck himself with a flaming icepick for a few months before joining the other reactionary racist shitheads on the Trump train where he belongs.

Josh Marshall Is Proof Watching Insipid Lesbian Porn Makes You Dumber

Marshall thinks Biden had a good performance in the debate last night.  What!?  That piss ain't gonna guzzle itself.

Remanufacturing Content With Michael Brooks

The pride of Bates College.  He's not wrong, though.

Ted Rall Might Not Be A Kamala Stan

Not sure.  She could probably win him over with a few tweaks to her 10-year phase-in of Medicare Advantage premiums for some.

Rando Dudebot Gets In On The Jay Inslee VP Program

Welcome to the party pal.  As of August 2019, a Sanders/Warren ticket is looking more possible, but Inslee still is the best VP pick on paper.

Sad Little QTards Missed Another Big Deadline Yesterday, 7/31/2019, No Declas

It ain't easy bein' a reactionary racist chump.  Those fucking QTards are some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.  Nobody with even two functional brain cells is as easily gulled as these QAnon dipshits.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Pissboys Do What Pissboys Do

Guzzle that piss.  Weigel as not so thrilled last night, but today he's making excuses for his boy Biden because that's what Mr. Bezos wants.  Pissboy!