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Brett Kavanaugh Being A Lying, Sexually Violent Creep With A Lifetime Appointment Is Funny And All, But Trump Is Torturing Innocent Children For Reals Right Now

Trump is a vile piece of shit, and his administration is worse than he is.  Per the New York Times story, the government, the United States government, is locking up children in a detention camp in West Texas, with no access to schooling of any kind, because the USA continues to arrest and imprison immigrant children at a horrific rate 24/7.  Even better, this tent prison is completely unregulated, so given the Republican predilection for sexual violence as practiced by Donald Trump, Brett Kavanaugh, Roy Moore, Dennis Hastert, and Jim Jordan among others, you can be sure that some or all of these children will wind up sexually abused by their captors with the full support of the American government.  This is being done while everyone with any decency is pointing and laughing while Cryin' Brett and his army of scumbags flail around like demented fucktards in a non-stop circle jerk, pausing only long enough each hour to gorge lustily on their own noxious steaming shit to own the libs.  Thanks, Trump!

Here's an idea: instead of treating innocent children like criminals and ensconcing sexually violent children like Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court, we let the children out of the kiddie prisons, find their families or find them foster families, get them into school and on the way to becoming citizens, while at the same time we bury Brett Kavanaugh in a hot dusty prison tent somewhere so he can rot.

The American Bar Association, The ACLU, Yale Law School, Harvard Law School, And Even The Fucking Jesuits Are Mighty Fucking Sick Of All That Winning

The ABA is suddenly very concerned with how the Brett Kavanaugh sexual assault and deranged drunken ranting shit are making them look to the civilians.  The American Civil Liberties Union does not love so much motherfucking winning with Brett Kavanaugh.  Yale Law School now wonders how long it will take to construct a functioning time machine so that they can send a ninja back to the summer of 83 to insure that Brett Kavanaugh chokes on his own vomit on PJ's couch, freeing Yale Law School from at least one of their trademark innumerable atrocities.  Now the poor sister in all of this, Harvard Law School is quite fucking sick of all that winning with an incoherent, drunken, belligerent, rapey, reactionary dimwitted lunatic.  Even the Jesuits, the intellectual and educational arm of the very wealthy, very rapey yet somehow still-respected cannibal cult don't want that sick motherfucker Brett Kavanaugh carrying their guidon.  Thanks, Trump!

Political Song for Timmy! Gaudette to Sing

Which Republican Woman In The Senate Has A #MeToo Event In Her History?

We can assume neither the horrible Lisa Murkowski nor the vile Susan Collins have lived through something like that or had a close family member who has as far as they know tonight.  But there a (very) few additional GOP women in the Senate, so what about Deb Fischer in Nebraska?  Iowa's Joni Ernst, the crazy pig lady?  Cindy Hyde-Smith from Mississippi?  What has happened in their own lives?  Or what have they recently learned from someone close to them?  What will they hear this week?  Which of them might not be able to stomach the thought of that fucking scumbag wannabe-rapist Brett Kavanaugh for another second?

Christine Blasley Ford Is An Icon, Brett Kavanaugh Is A Liar, And The Dems Have Been Handed The Senate On A Platter

After watching Brett Kavanaugh spend hours lying, crying, and whining, the GOP will push through his nomination and hand the Senate to the Dems if the Dems will take it.  The GOP gave the Dems the ultimate campaign issue for the last month: the GOP has no sense of decency and put that vile man on the SCOTUS.  The Dems should say that basic human decency transcends party, so only the worst of the worst will vote to keep Republicans in power and every voter can feel good about voting for Democrats because the Republicans are fucking disgusting.  Kavanaugh's drunken incoherence should be in every commercial for Manchin, Donnelly, Heitcamp, McCaskill, Tester, Sinema, Nelson, and especially Beto.  Hang the vile GOP candidates with that lying shitbag Kavanaugh.  It's all right in front of them for the taking.  All the Dems have to do is seize it.  Trump's astounding political incompetence and Grassley's risible political malpractice have done all the work.  Let's see if the Dems actually have the stones to win for once.

Christine Blasey Ford Killed Kavanaugh, So He Decided To Come Out At 3 And Be A Whiny Snowflake While His Wife Glares At Him With Hatred On Worldwide TV

Christine Blasey Ford stepped out on to the big stage and stabbed Brett Kavanaugh right in the dick.  Figuratively.  Ford was instantly credible and did a fantastic job making GOP prosecutor Rachel Mitchell look foolish and impotent.  This was a disaster for Kavanaugh, Trump, Grassley, McConnell and every baggatron cocksucker, so Kavanaugh decided to step out and whine and cry like a fragile yet belligerent little baby.  Maybe he was drunk.  He certainly acted like it.  Regardless, this is the worst possible world for the GOP, and Trump made it for them.  Every Dem should be asking Kavanaugh where Mark Judge is today.  Why isn't Judge there to testify?  Where's your blackout drunk rapist friend Mark Judge today, Kavanaugh?

It really sounded like Kavanaugh was getting ready to withdraw from the start of his statement.  He probably should have, after this embarrassing performance.  Kavanaugh is clearly lying about those parties, with the bullshit about weekend-only drinking fucking risible.  High school kids didn't only drink on Saturday nights when the drinking age was 18.  He's harping on those bullshit calendars as if anyone believes this shit, whereas THERE WAS NO CHURCH!  No church?  Hard to believe.  Maybe he didn't put all the drinking on his stupid calendars, either.

Where are the rest of the Renate Alumni?

His women friends must be either completely rotten shitheels, or they are really hating life right now.

Kavanaugh is really talking too much about beer now.  Shut up, dummy.  Jesus, Yale Law School must be mortified.

There's Renate!  What a fucking liar.  Big mistake, Brett.

So much crying!

Let's get good friend Renate to testify to what she thinks of Bart O'Kavanaugh.

Baggatron cocksuckers like Bart O'Kavanaugh are pathetic.

So much crying!

Orin Hatch looks like he just shit his pants.  Or he's disgusted by Kavanaugh.  Or both.

Not a good look to talk about all the women he hires.  Ask Amy Chua how that's working out.

When is Kavanaugh going to submit to a polygraph?  He's a big fan for everyone else.

Yeah, he sounds very innocent.  Red faced, screaming, whining, crying, screaming, crying, whining, more whining.  Innocent!

We're going to find out later that Kavanaugh is drunk right now, right?  That he warmed up for this hearing with eight shots of JD.

Kavanaugh's wife looks like she might strangle him in his sleep tonight.

Yelling at Feinstein is not a good look.  Jesus, he is drunk.

Was this the first time Kavanaugh learned what constitutes sexual assault?

Withdraw, dude.  He's melting down now.  Feinstein unmanned him with her first question.  Jesus, what a candyass Kavanaugh is.  Feinstein wasn't going for his balls, but there they were in her hand.  She didn't want 'em.

This not-calling for the FBI investigation should be what the Dems strangle him with.

Beer.

Did I mention beer?

Beer.

Beer.

Beer is good.

Let's drink beer now!

Beer.

Mitchell had better be careful, or she will get a conviction on Kavanaugh without even trying.  Sorry Chuck!

No, he never did that, he says, but he was drunk all the fucking time, so how can he be sure?

This calendar thing is more embarrassing for the GOP than the entire Trump presidency.

Why didn't you make it that night?  Because you were drunk?

Taking a break so soon?  Gotta piss because he's drunk?  Yeah, probably.

Will he come back and withdraw his nomination?  Nah, that would require guts and would make too much sense both for the nominee and the GOP, so that'll never happen.

What is Kavanaugh drinking right now?

How fucking demented and screamy will he be when he comes back from his "break"?

Kavanaugh has lied so much throughout this process, including with regards to his work with Ken Starr, that none of this rape stuff should matter.  Kavanaugh is wholly unqualified even if he didn't ever rape anyone.

Where's Mark Judge?

The wife looks even more nuts now.  Her life has gone to shit, and she hates that rapist motherfucker.  Thanks, Trump!

Pat Leahy wonders where Mark Judge is as well.  Hello, Senator.

Kavanaugh fucked up this Mark Judge shit.  Nice going, asshole.  Yelly screamy drunky nasty.

Judge is a drunk.

Bart O'Kavanaugh makes an appearance!

Hello, Bart!

Nicely played, Senator.

Heh, indeedy.

He's not answering the question.

Again.

Ask him.  Oops.

Jesus, Kavanaugh is a dummy.

He's blubbering now.  Drunk as fuck.

His wife looks more and more thrilled as this goes along.  She should have married the guy who now owns four Burger Kings in Ames, Iowa.

Leahy noted that Kavanaugh yelled a bunch but didn't answer.

Chris Garrett, the wrong man, makes an appearance!  Where's Ed Whelan?

The GOP prosecutor is doing her best to get as much nonsense into this record as possible.  Is she giving Kavanaugh a chance to sober up a bit?

Dick Durbin shows up and want the FBI.

Grassley seems nice.  Not senile at all.  Not at all.

Durbin is fucking Kavanaugh.  Nicely done.

Kavanaugh is blubbering.  And Durbin just nailed him over the FBI.  Trap sprung.

Dick Fucking Durbin.

Lindsey Graham, the belle of the balls, is sinking the GOP in November.  Oh, my stars!  Ima gettin' the vapors.

Kavanaugh not being able to answer the question about the FBI investigation is deadly.  Let's hope the next Dem picks up on that.

How much time is Miss Lindsey taking?  Who's time is he taking?

Graham himself might be drunk.

Lindsey Graham had better hope that he doesn't have enemies on the GOP side.

Whitehouse should have followed up with the FBI.

Beer!

Beer.

Beer.

Looks like the panic has set in for the bad guys.  They've given up on the lady prosecutor.  Bringing up Avenatti was a mistake.

Crying again.  Who knew Republicans were such pansies.

Cornyn is making the case for the FBI investigation.  Why does Cornyn keep publicizing the other allegations?  What a dope.

Klobuchar is paying attention, at least.

FBI.

And now she's going to pummel him with his inability to ask for a proper investigation.

Mark Judge again.

FBI.

Beer.

Beer!

Grassley is the GOP's worst enemy in this.  He sounds as demented as Trump.  Jesus.

Everybody got a note.  Kavanaugh, Grassley, Hatch.  Was it the break?  Another new strategy for the sinking GOP?

Happy Hour for Kavanaugh!

Beer!

Lots of folks asking what the Fs and Devil's Triangle really mean.  That's probably not a good thing for the Kavanaugh people.

Dr. Ford looks amazing now.  The GOP has turned her into an icon.

These filibusters from the GOP Senators are a sure sign of full-on ocean-going panic.

Didn't Hatch already cede his time to the now-forgotten prosecutor?

FBI!  Good boy, Coons, you fucking mutt.

Sounds like the FBI needs to speak to these people Kavanaugh keeps talking about!  Grassley is drunk, too, isn't he?

If Grassley is so worried about time and shit, can someone please bring up Merrick Garland?

How many fewer than 65 would sign a letter this afternoon?

Where's Kavanaugh's wife?

Lee should stop talking about FBI investigations.  Jesus, he's another nitwit.

Lee should also stop reminding voting-age women about how Anita Hill was treated.  Fucking moronic.

Ben Sasse is another fucking zero.  Jesus, how can these ninnies find their way to their offices every day?

It's remarkable that the Republicans on this committee are so fucking bad on the tee vee.  Ugly.

Blumenthal should be all over this shit.  There's a fucker with no shame.

The Renate Alumni shit is really getting to Kavanaugh.  Blumenthal should have kept up with it.  Mark Judge, comes back.

FBI, again.  The Dems had a plan, clearly, but they should be hitting it harder.  Durbin was on it.

Blumenthal is too low-key.  He's scoring points, but this is not a trial.

Ah, memory loss.  Nice job, Blumenthal.

Grassley is worried.

Beer!

Gods frakking dammit, Crap Oh is another loser.  These guys suck.  Makes Cory Booker look like Magnum P.I.

Another fucking break.  Kavanaugh is a fucking loser.

Just a quick six shots for Bart.

Senator Hirono goes straight for the heart of the matter.  No entitlement.  Temperament?  Vicious.

Jimmie Roche sounds like a pretty cool guy.

Beer!

Senator Hirono don't take no shit.  Good for her.  She just kicked Grassley in nuts.  Nice.

Well, that was fun. 

Political Song for Mark Judge to Sing

Michael Avenatti Is The Fucking Shameless Dirtball The Dems Have Always Needed

Michael Avenatti destroys baggatron cocksuckers.  Avenatti is like having Roger Stone and Roy Cohn's better-looking butt-baby as your own personal pitbull chewing the faces off the vile right-wing motherfuckers.  Avenatti wasn't trolled by 4Chan, and he did exactly what he said he would: produce a sworn statement from one of Kavanaugh and Judge's victims.  This is the sort of shameless street brawler the Dems needed in place of Obama's placid neoliberalism.  Avenatti is a fucking loon, but the Dems should be willing to use him up in order to destroy Trump--and now that Trump has made the mistake of engaging Avenatti directly, well, Avenatti may remove Trump's pathetic threadbare remaining sanity sooner rather than later.

Political Song for Renate Alumni to Sing

Do They Have Jello Pudding Pops In Prison, Motherfucker? DO THEY!?

Another conservative sexually violent predator goes to prison, and the GOP loses a favorite Uncle Tom.  This was a great day for justice in America, and we can pray to jesus fucking christ who loves us so much that Bart O'Kavanaugh also will receive similar justice very soon.  Thanks, Trump!

When The Good People Decide To Burn America To The Ground, This Will A Good Reason Why

First, the fact that disgusting criminals get to prey on the working class with the full support of the state is a very good reason to destroy American society once and for all.  Another great reason is the fact that a whole bunch of the Deputy Gossip Kids Car Club are fucking worthless, ignorant, overprivileged twits much like you'd find anywhere and everywhere.  Tear it down, burn it, piss on the ashes. 

Out Of Times

At Least The Patriots Are Making America Greater Again--By Losing!

Exceptional American greatness again!  It's always a good day after the bad guys lose.  Thanks, Trump!

Songs Of The North

Political Song for Mark Judge to Sing

Bad Night For Baggatrons & Michael Avenatti Might Be America's Greatest And Greasiest Troll

Magnificent exceptional American dirtbag Michael Avenatti ruined the year for the vile racist teabagging Republicans with his quite astounding trolling of Brett Kavanaugh's mounting confirmation woes.  Avenatti's been spraying shit all over in the aftermath of the New Yorker story about Kavanaugh, having way too much fun implying that Kavanaugh was a serial teenage gang rape coordinator.  What the actual fuck?  Kavanaugh was clearly a rotten little evil turd who should never have been allowed in polite society let alone being made a federal judge, but Avenatti is pummeling that right-wing cocksucker into a slimy stain.  If this shit turns out to be true, Avenatti very well may be seen as the most repellent person lawyer in the history of western civilization as well as the greatest American of the 21st century so far.  Jesus frakking crisp.

Well, Holy Sweet Motherfucking Christ On Rye Toast, Brett Kavanaugh Is Really Fucking Sick Of So Much Winning!

Jane Mayer and Satchel Ronan Farrow Sinatra Allen came out with another story of Brett Kavanaugh being a piece of shit with his dick because a drunk piece of shit with a dick is a piece of shit now and forever amen.  This is getting good.  The GOP probably just lost the Senate; if Kavanaugh fails to get onto SCOTUS, the baggatron cocksuckers will be apoplectic and none of those fools will vote at all.  For the next story, Mayer and Satchel should look into which GOP bigtime shitbag in DC had such a tremendous hardon for Brett Fucking Kavanaugh in particular and not in any of the myriad of vile GOP lawyers and judges they could have puked up for Trump to nominate.  That's a big question.  Was it simply the final payment for Kavanaugh's work with Ken Starr, or is there something more to it?  Run, Satchel.  Fetch, boy.

Vintage Kona Mountain Bike Video

From back when the big bikes still looked they could have been made in a shed somewhere.

Even The Other Gosarians Don't Want The Gosar Paul Gosar To Be In Congress

Jesus motherfrakking christo, The Gosar Paul Gosar must be a real bastard.  A shitload of brother and sister Gosars don't want that Republican shitbag brother of theirs anywhere near Congress, so clearly we should not just cheer those Gosars as heroes but must worship them as they see fit.  Or something.  Anyway, fuck Paul Gosar, according to his family.  Heh, indeedy.  Thanks, Trump!

Chrysler Jeep Eagle Is Always And Forever Your Beautiful Exceptional American Seal Of Quality

Fire schmire.  It's a Jeep.  Rugged.  Individualistic.  Manly.  American.  Not for pussies.  Not for liberals.  Not for fags.  Yeah.  Fuck, Yeah!  Jeep, bitch!

AOC Outs Dinesh D'Souza As A Corn Cob

She didn't even need an easy button.  That was pretty fucking enjoyable.  Boston University: 1 & Dartmouth: 0.  At least AOC is providing us with some hearty entertainment while we wait for her to turn into Kyrsten Sinema.

The Real Problem With The Upper-Class, Overprivileged Serotta Forum Twits Is Not A Secret

They are almost totally doctrinaire establishment nitwits.  Sure, some of them are virulent racist establishment assholes from the GOP, but far too many of them are the useless neoliberal fuckbrains beholden to that very same right-wing establishment, wearing a t-shirt provided by the Dems.  It's all the same stupidity.  The most dangerous people in America, anywhere, really, are the well-compensated servant class, the upper-class citizens who are not in the ruling class, but who do the easy work of maintaining the power structure for very high salaries.  This is the engine of the oligarchy, and they are happy slaves.  Stupid, nasty, vile, happy, piss-guzzling slaves.  That's the Serotta Forum.  They really don't understand much of anything, but they know when to cheer and when to smile and be happy.  They are the worst of America.  They are America.  They are given every opportunity to learn and to know the truth, every luxury and privilege to enable their lives, but somehow they are always worthless, brainless slaves.  We're fucked.

Always Hilariously Racist And Stupid, The Baggatron Cocksuckers At Free-Re-Pubic Are Now Delightfully Scared Shitless

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Jeffrey Wright Is An Excellent Actor, But He's Apparently As Fucking Insanely Dumb As James Woods

Sad.  But acting requires neither brains nor a mountain of coke--unless you are James Woods--nor much talent for anything useful.  Has Wright ever been in a movie with Paul Giamatti?  Unfortunately for everyone, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama and Bill Clinton crippled the intellect of the Dems as effectively as the Coors and Mellon and DuPont and Koch and Olin families turned the nasty dipshits of the GOP into screaming racist jesus-fluffing Nazis.  Brilliant!

Political Song for A.J. Delgado to Sing

Creepy GOP Incest Abuser Jim "Not Chuck" Knoblach Suddenly Gets Deathly Sick Of All The Winning

Jesus fucking christie, this story is horrible.  This Not-At-All-Chuck Jim Knoblach guy is a monster according to his daughter.  Daughter?  Daughter!  Laura Knoblach is unusually courageous for coming forward and pursuing this.  The politics really don't matter as much as Republicans are all fucking disgusting perverts on some level and because this is a lifetime of abuse brought by a sick fucking bastard because the victim, who is his daughter, was brave enough to speak out.  Jim Knoblach is no typical teabagging racist Republican right wing monster. 

Chris Garrett, Dipshit Supporter Of Brett Kavanaugh, So Sick Of Motherfucking Winning

Chris Garrett was dumb enough to sign the letter supporter vile right shithead Brett Kavanaugh, but he suddenly became sick, so fucking sick of all the motherfucking winning!  I guess we can say Garrett got what he deserved.  Thanks, Trump!

Wrinkled Old Lump Senator Chuck Grassley Is Now So Very Fucking Sick Of All That Winning

Droopy dog motherfucker Chuck Grassley is ready to go live on a farm upstate.  The world of comedy can be thankful to all the fucking gods that Grassley is a confused old dimwit who managed to fuck up an easy win and possibly cost his party control of the Senate.  Cool!  Thanks, Trump.

Coasted

Loomis Chaffee, Because Not Everyone Can Be Abused At Choate

Loomis Chaffee is eager to prove they are not just an also-ran for the kids who don't get admitted to Choate for creepy sex abuse.  A school like Choate cannot admit everyone, so Loomis Chaffee is proud to let you know that they are a viable alternative to the full boarding school experience found at Choate and Andover and St. Paul's and Deefield.  Thanks, Ivanka Trump!

Mazie Hirono Seems To Understand GOP Senators

Good for her. She needs to help some of the fuckwads in her own party now.  Mazie Hirono gets it, atmo.  Now would be an excellent time for Senator Hirono to help some of the Democratic Senators to see the GOP for what it really is, too.

Well, Idiot Republican Skank A.J. Delgado And Chinless Fat Cunt Jason Miller Both Seem Nice

If ever two disgusting shitbags truly deserved each other, it's Jason Miller and A.J. Delgado.  What a fucking horror show the GOP is.  Thanks, Trump!

Christine Blasey Ford Should Fly To Maryland And File A Criminal Complaint Against Brett Kavanaugh To Fuck With Trump

There's no statute of limitations on this sort of felony in Maryland, and since the President wants to fuck with her, AND since she can fuck with him right back a thousand times worse, Christine Blasey Ford should fly to Maryland on Sunday and proceed to file a criminal sexual assault complaint against Brett Kavanaugh in the proper jurisdiction on Monday morning.  Regardless of the outcome of any investigation, that act, and more importantly the optics of it, will torpedo the hearings, torpedo Kavanaugh, torpedo the GOP chances of retaining the Senate, AND, most importantly, will drive that fat orange tiny-dicked shitgibbon Trump absolutely starkers.  At this point, what does she have to lose?  Christine Blasey Ford could very well become one of America's greatest heroes with that action.  She is in a unique position to help save America from the vile racist GOP because only she can take on Trump so directly in this.  It might not be an easy step to take, but only she has this power.

Holy, Shit! Even Cleveland Can Beat The Jets--Browns Win One!

That's something.  Cleveland gets to win one, and the Jets continue to be the Jets.  Thanks, Trump!

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Oh, Noes! The QAnon Racist Baggatron Cocksuckers At Free-Re-Pubic Are Fighting With The Anti-QAnon Racist Baggatron Cocksuckers At Free-Re-Pubic

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Ed Whelan Might Be The Only Man In DC Dumber Than Donald Trump

That nasty reactionary chum-gobbling shitstain Ed Whelan fisked himself brutally while attempting to operate the Republican shit cannon in defense of Brett Kavanaugh.  Whelan is one of those utterly useless right-wing racists so beloved by the establishment media.  Unfortunately for Whelan but very fortunately for comedy, Whelan could not have fucked this up any worse if he'd hired Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort to organize this operation on his behalf.  Fabulous work, Ed.  Thanks, Trump!

Holy Shit, That Greasy Pedo-Looking Creepy Weasel Dennis Prager Is Still Out There?

And TownHall is still a thing? How the fuck is that possible?  Prager is a clueless, smarmy, racist baggatron cocksucker and screeching mental defective who failed as a talk show host, but he appears to be hanging on with the wingnut welfare scam.  Who knew?

Brett Kavanaugh's Great Beautiful Friend Mark Judge Is the Best Person

Who should be compelled to testify before the Senate.  That greasy motherfucker Mark Judge should not be allowed to just hide because he's been caught lying about his best butt buddy Brett Kavanaugh.

Nazis Are Always Really Fucking Stupid

Alt-right racist Nazi cocksuckers are not scary, they are pathetic.  But never feel bad about pointing and laughing at them every time they soil themselves. 

Globall Warmin

Have You Ever Seen A Black Corn Cob? You Have Now

Tariq Nasheed is some bed-wetting chronic masturbator and all-around nasty stupid cocksocker on the interweb tubes who is a big fan of banging hot slutty chicks he commands with this amazing game and being a pathetic, boot-licking Uncle Tom.  Well, Tom Tariq fucked up bigly when he picked on the wrong person, and he proceeds to turn into a corn cob.  Fantastic.

Nobody Likes Ted Cruz, Not Even The Baggatron Cocksuckers Infesting Texas

Rafael is a sitting Republican Senator in fucking shithole Texas, so he should be getting at least 80% of the vote against any Dem in 2018, but he's not.  Beto O'Rourke is polling tied with Cruz, and Cruz is below 50% in most polls.  That's death for an incumbent.  If the wave election breaks for the Dems, Cruz is fucking toast.  Nobody likes that fucking creep, not even the vile teabaggers in Texas.  Thanks, Trump!

Kims 4Ever

Not Breaking News: Teabagging Bimbo Ali Meyer Doesn't Understand Economics

Which is a stunning development given that Ali Meyer once worked for the cavity creep Brent Bozell at CNSNews!  (Even funnier is that CNS stands for Computer News Service, so CNSNews is Computer News Service News.  Genius!)  Anywho, baggatron dipshit Ali Meyer gets a thing from the lying right-wing racist shitbags at the Employment Policies Institute, an august institution dating back all the way to the early 1990s, and is too stupid to read the thing and see that the authors are either fucking retarded or full of shit.  Either way, the study is a lie, as minimum wage increases always lead to more jobs, not fewer jobs, and Ali Meyer is not bright enough to understand the meaning of a the words "demand economy".  But she works for the risible wingnut Free Beacon, so being a lying baggatron cocksucker is pretty much her full-time job.

Political Song for Mark Judge to Sing

Tiny Mushroom Trump Is Sick, So Fucking Sick, Of All That Winning

Jesus frakking christ on a pogostick, this is the sort of hilarious humiliation that might cause Trump to stroke out.  This could very well be his last week in office.  How can he live with everyone knowing that he is a tiny-dicked beta cuck loser who couldn't properly satisfy a woman with his limp little toadstool?  Thanks, Stormy!

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Mark Gauvreau Judge Is About To Get Really Fucking Sick Of All That Winning

Winning is about to get redefined for Mark Judge.  He's a sorry motherfucker, who is unlucky enough to be a friend of and alibi for GOP creepster and sexual deviant Brett Kavanaugh, and apparently makes a living on the wingnut welfare as a pervy troll.  Fucking fantastic.  This is the fucking Republican cocksucker who is going to be a character witness for Kavanaugh.  Heh, indeedy.  Funfetti is.  Thanks, Trump!

Insider Trading's Own GOP Rep Chris Collins Is The Typhoid Mary Of Republicans Winning Bigly In 2018

Chris Collins wants to make every Republican sick to death of winning!  This is fucking awesome.  Trump knows only the best people.  Great people.  Great, beautiful people Trump knows.  So much fucking winning!  So motherfucking sick of all that winning with Chris Collins.  Thanks, Trump!

This, Too, Is A Racing Bike

Back when racing bikes could still be elegant and tough enough to last and last.  Tommasini.

The Packers Should Be Pissed About That Bullshit Penalty

Either have football or ban it, but don't try to undo football with inane officiating rules which are impossible to enforce credibly.  Green Bay got hosed, and other teams will get hosed because the officials are tasked to call penalties and enforce ridiculous rules.  You can't make the game safer or whatever this way.  Play football or don't play football, but this is bullshit.  Football was fine and pure and perfectly safe under Obama.  Thanks, Trump!

Calendar Gurlz

The Frothing Racist Wingnut Lunatics And Baggatron Cocksuckers At Free-Re-Pubic Are Not Happy With Jeff Flake

Heh, indeedy.  This is some wonderfully entertainment teabagger funfetti.  Looks like the reactionary GOP shitbirds have been undone by Kavanaugh's "anonymous" accuser deciding to de-anonymize herself.  Nicely played.  Nicely played.  If one GOP asshole, like say Flake or Corker, becomes a firm no vote, it gives those vile whores Murkowski and Collins cover to vote against Kavanaugh and spreads that cover to all the Dems who suck ass like Manchin.  Thanks, Trump!

Some Times Good Things Happen, Even In America: Patriots Lose!

The Patsies lose to fucking Jacksonville! Thanks, Trump!  The whole world may be going to shit, but the Patriots lost in a most humiliating fashion, so fuck yeah.

Maza (Not Masi)

No, not Masi.  Any confusion is purely coincidental and unintentional.  Did all of these in the US come from Branford Bike when they were still Branford Bike in Branford but after they left their mom's basement?  Was Maza an actual brand or did they create some decals so Branford Bike could sell these frames in the states?  Looks like in addition to the standard Billato style lugged frames, they did a welded Max frame very similar to Somec.  Lots of look-alike pantograph insanity and neon puke paint stylings as well.  Was Somec really worth ripping off with a less-expensive copy?  We may never know the answers to these important question, but tune next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?

The Wisdom Of The Twits

Intelligence is not what dumb people think it is, but jesus frakking christ on the subway.  I almost wish privilege made you smarter in general.  Things might be, no would be better for everyone.  Fuck.

George Conway Clearly Has An Excellent HD Televison On Which He Watches His Wife

George Conway is a man who knows the truth!  About Kellyanne Fitzpatrick Conway, at least.  One of the stories in David Brock's book about his escape from the bowel movement conservative world was how the fat and disgusting George Conway chased all the rancid blond conservative cunts like Ann Coulter and Laura Ingraham but the only one who would put out for him was Kellyanne Fitzpatrick.  I guess ole George has had enough of that shit now and is ready to find a younger version.  Thanks, Trump!

Nation Anthem

1983-ish De Rosa

Now that's a racing bike.

Excuse Michael Tomasky, It Is His First Day On The Planet And He Is Just Finding Out Dianne Feinstein Sucks Major Ass

Tomasky is a weary traveler from a distant planet, and he had never heard of Dianne Feinstein before this week.  Since he's new to Earth, he is naturally a tiny bit shocked that a major opposition party leader is such a feckless, screaming shitbird in general and a liability to a party which needs to be better, smarter, and tougher than they have ever been before.  That's ok.  If Tomasky stays around for a while, he will learn many important lessons.

I'm Guessing Somec Never Did A Lugged Max Frame

I've never seen one online, and I never saw one in person when they were sold new.  Too bad.  Lugs are cool.  Not enough neon puke paint on this one, either.

Even John Kerry Is Unafraid To Drag Trump On The Tee Vee

When John Kerry is pushing you around, you know you're a fucking chump.  And Chump Trump is the Chump in Chief.  Kerry had no reason to fear belittling Trump on live television because Trump is completely impotent at this point.  Trump has been unmanned, if he was ever manned to begin with.  This is some wonderfully entertaining shit, as teenage girls around the world shout "Fuck you, Lurch!"  Thanks, Obama!

Creepy And Ancient GOP Rich Guy Asshole Les Wexner Is Getting Pretty Motherfucking Sick Of All That Winning

So fucking sick of all that winning!  How much more winning can evil, crumbling Republican teabagging plutocrats like Lexx Lex Lexxus Les Wexner take?  Thanks, Trump!

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Not Breaking News: Josh Marshall Still A Useless Dipshit

Vacuous turdball and thirsty pissboy Josh Marshall ruminates like a ruminant contemplating the odor and taste of his own scrotal scabs.  It's nice he was a "scholarship day student" at some half-assed boarding school in California, the same one self-aggrandizing doofus John Scalzi went to.  He's still a dimwit.  Marshall basically got played by Manafort's lawyers, but but for Marshall that meant that shot his mouth off like a ranting right-wing internet crank and impugned the "credibility" of his own site.  Brilliant!  Thanks, Trump.

This is some grade-A prime cut mealy-mouthed thirsty establishment pissboy horseshit as well.

Jesus Fucking Christ, That Creepy Old Fucktard John Lott Is Still At It--And So Is The Moonie Times

Wingnut welfare is the most generous welfare program in human history.  John Lott is a fucking straight-up liar and nasty guntard cocksucker who likes to cosplay John Lott fans who pretend to agree with John Lott.  That's perfectly normal.  They seem very nice.  And The Moonie Times is still out there, too!  How the fuck does this shit happen.  Thanks, Trump!

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Andrew Cuomo Has Cock Sacky Disease

Andrew Cuomo is more horrible than a weeping, scabrous, moldy cockbag. He has cock sacky disease.  NY was the most difficult state to challenge a greasy little shithead like Cuomo, but now he's free to fuck up NY and the country for another four years.  NY's atrocious governance and blatant corruption have a deleterious effect on the whole nation.  Most of what happens in America is driven by what happens in NY--some of that NY money may go home to Fairfield Country or may slum it in Hoboken for a while, but NY money commands America--and Cuomo sucks huge moose cock.  Thanks, Trump!

HamNo Says Something Not Nice About Jeff Bezos And Some Deputy Gossip Kids Get Butthurt

Lots of very dumb people out there who think Bezos somehow worked harder than anyone ever to get rich.  That's the sort of bullshit that has made this country a fucking shithole.  But it's so nice for stupid poor and middle class people to believe they are all just temporarily embarrassed billionaires.  Of course you are.  If only you had worked a little harder in 7th grade or put more hours in somewhere in your 30s you would be just as rich as he is.  Sure.  You have to be very dumb to be a conservative.  Keep it up.

Twitter Clown Shoes Amongst People Mostly Too Smart To Be Conservative

Biochemistry guy is right, the use of theory by mush-headed civilians and humanities clowns weakens the word and makes it easier for teabagging cocksuckers to fool themselves and others.  Biochemistry dude fucks up by using proven as shorthand when he most likely meant backed up by testing, data, and repetition.  Oops.  But then Twitter breaks out and a whole bunch of chuckleheads weigh in with their own butthurt whining and then this doof gets all doofy and the original point is lost on many of them, and on and on.  These people are not the teabagging retards at Free Re Pubic or MAGA imbeciles, but still.

Walley

Nobody Likes Laura Ingraham--And Nobody Ever Will

Dinesh D'Souza fucked her and chucked her.  Her fiance dropped her leathery ass when she got cancer.  Even her own brother, Curtis, thinks Laura Ingraham is a vile human being.  This is wonderful entertainment.  Ingraham, Laura, is a wretched, disgusting, nasty bitch who makes the world a worse place every day she's on it.  Obviously the brother got all the brains and decency in the family.

The Least Homoerotic Ben Garrison Cartoon Ever

And it's a fake.  Still, the least gay.  By a mile.

Holy Shit, That Sad Old Man TBogg Is Still At It, Somehow

And it turns out he's a fossilized corn cob!  Tom Boggioni is so proud of his impotent little neoliberal screed, but after Obama and Clinton gave us Trump and the all-GOP government, it looks even more screamingly inane than it did the first time.  As it turns out, Nader and Sanders and Stein and all their fairy land friends had a more grounded and pragmatic understanding of basic governing and governance than those fatuous right-wing corporate Dems ever did.  Too bad TBogg and all his smarmy, empty-headed rock-ribbed right-wing Dem bros at the circle jerk were too dumb and too busy yanking each others' dicks to understand any of it.

And...disgusting neoliberal cocksuckers like TBogg are too stupid to realize that Bernie Sanders would have beaten Trump easily because Sanders would have won every state Clinton won given the polarized nature of the American electorate, and Sanders would have won Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Florida, Ohio, because Sanders was so much better at attracting the sort of voters who failed to show up for Clinton, giving him the election easily.  It's simple, very basic political reality, and yet the fatuous neoliberal assholes like TBogg pretend they can't understand this.  Or they really are as fucking dumb as they sound, so they really can't understand it.  Either way, nice job fuckwads, your girl lost to a fat orange shitgibbon. 

In The USA, 9/11 Should Now And Forever Be About Chile And Allende

The coup in Chile was some first-class evil fascist fucktardery inflicted by the USA on the innocent people of Chile, and it happened on 11 Sept. 1973.  Americans pretend 9/11 was a day when some evil scary Muslim supervillians did something more terrible than anything ever in history just to make us cry, when in fact the USA had been doing worse to millions around the world in every godsforsaken shithole for 80+ fucking years.  Salvador Allende was a democratically elected leader who dared to defy the American oligarchs, so the vile criminals in Washington led by Nixon and Kissinger installed a brutal fascist thug, Augusto Pinochet.  17 years of hell for Chile followed, and yet none of the bastards responsible were ever served with the justice they so deserved.  That's the important shit that happened on 9/11, assholes.

Rollicking Fisking Of Dave Eggers By Stan Hister

Hister cedes too much talent to Eggers at the start--the years have not been kind to Eggers' reputation and Eggers' personality cult of lesser writers grew tiresome long ago--but then Stan Hister gets rolling and lustily debones Dave Eggers over Eggers' facile and inane political ignorance.  It's fun, and you should read it.  Hister rolls up a bunch of political and artistic dickbags and beats them senseless as well, for a bonus funfetti.  Nicely done.  Thanks, Trump!

Pushinshove

Pat Robertson Is One Evil, Demented Son Of A Bitch

And that batshit crazy motherfucker ran for president as a gods-damned Republican.  Robertson is exhibit one proving that the GOP was always a bunch of deranged racist cocksuckers and did not suddenly start sucking harder any time in the recent past.  Reagan, Goldwater, Nixon, Bush, those GOP shitbirds were always the worst of the worst.  Trump is no worse than any garden variety Republican.  Thanks, Obama.

There's Just Something So Nasty About The Upper-Class Twits

Most people suck major ass, but there's something so awful about the overprivileged Serotta Forum twits.  These people are so helplessly stupid and so uselessly nasty that it's a wonder this country can function at all.  Fuck them in their face holes.

Alltalk

Andrew Cuomo Is As Bad A Democrat As Barack Obama

The dumbest Cuomo is easily the shittiest high-profile elected Dem in the USA this year.  Andrew Cuomo is the poster child for Dems who surrender to Republicans without a fight.  Cynthia Nixon's campaign against Cuomo has finally sparked the important question of why such a liberal and reliably Democratic state suffers from so much conservative failure in government.  Now people wonder why they put up with shitty Dems like Cuomo supporting GOP policies and literal Republican office holders.  Cuomo has worked hard to get NY Republicans elected statewide in order to prevent center-left policies from passing into law in NY.  This is a betrayal of every Dem dumb enough to vote for Cuomo AND every Dem smart enough to not vote for Cuomo.  Let's see if Cynthia Nixon can finally flush Cuomo into the sewer where he belongs.

Not Every Vile Racist Reactionary Zionist Cocksucker In America Is A Red Sox Fan, But Sometimes They Are

Anyone nasty enough to tell you outright that they despise BDS is a disgusting creep who should surely kill themselves immediately.  The worst people in the world are racist zionist scum, worse than the rest of the hate-filled neonazi shitbags out there.  Fuck them in their face holes till they die.  Or just move the Israeli money to the Palestinians and let them take out the zionist garbage for us.

Excellent Long-Form Gossip Kids On The Exploitation And Betrayal Of Americans By Shitbags

"American workers who ever believed that any rich asshole gave a fuck about them deserve their fate."  That's not exactly the point of this article, but it fits.  Those towns were run by slavemasters until all the value was extracted, and then they were sold off leaving nothing for the vast majority of the people who had created the wealth.  That's America, and the sooner that vast majority acts on this reality--100+ years too late, but still--the better for everyone.  Woulda been nice a long fucking time ago, but we work with what we have.

Scene Them

Real Old Mantis, 1983

Not really a racing bike, despite the NORBA sticker, either.  Things would be so much better 10 years later...

Your Daily Reminder That Barack Hussein Obama Was A Shitty President

New! Exciting! Single Payer! Too bad literal President Obama was not a vocal supporter!  Nobody gives a shit what Obama says now.  He fucked up his presidency with neoliberal bullshit and 24/7/365 and failed every opportunity for necessary leadership.  Now he's on board with the ideas Bernie Sanders has been working on for decades.  Now he is in favor of electing Dems.  So what?  He didn't do that shit when he was president.  He lost the Congress, the Supreme Court, the majority of state houses and governors' mansions, AND the White House for his successor.  Thanks, Obama.

Shrill Establishment Dem Cheerleader And Troll David Brock Remembers Brett Kavanaugh From The Bad Old Days

Before David Brock was a screaming establishment Dem idiot and pathetic Hillary troll, and before David Brock was a yuge out-and-proud Democrat and vocal anti-conservative activist, David Brock was a very gay, very enthusiastic conservative Republican troll.  Brock was intent on being the best gay pissboy the Republicans had until he wasn't.  And then he hated them.  He came out against the GOP, apologized for that regrettable horseshit he promulgated about Anita Hill, and finally landed as one of the biggest Hillary Clinton assholes in the land.  But he remembers Brett Kavanaugh.  Brock was there with Kavanaugh, working hard, mano-a-mano to further the causes of racism, hatred, conservative stupidity, bigotry, deregulation, zealotry, and every other dumb thing conservatives love.  Too bad Brock does not have more influence.  If only anyone cared what Brock knew. 

Baggatron TV

Very much a favorite of FreeRePubic, among others.  Quality program for the teabagging fuckface.

AOC Still Scaring The Pants Off Gutless Bed-Wetting Pussies Like Ray Starmann

Frail little men like this pussy Ray Starmann are still shitting themselves over Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.  That's funny.  AOC is too much for them to handle, too strong, too smart, too ready to destroy their racist little pillow fort.  We should be glad these sad creeps are blithering with fear; they somehow know their petty fascist MAGA wet dream is almost over because people like AOC are coming to take it all away from them, and they won't be able to stop them.  Making America greater again, indeed.  Thanks Trump.

And this Starmann doesn't look at all like someone just picked up for jerking off inside the boys locker room at the middle school in town.  Not.  At.  All.

Unfree Sentridoh 1995

Mantis Pro-Floater

1996 and mountain bike suspension was still uniformly awful--no breakthrough yet.  Otherwise, this thing is a sano workshop sled for the time.  RC brings it back his own self.

Clearly The Koch Brothers Have Been Breeding Exclusively With Their Sister Who Has Always Been Chained Up In The Basement

Good lookin' fella.  Snazzy dresser.  Sparkling intellect.  Koch-Sucking, The Next Generation.

James Surowiecki May Be The Thirstiest Wannabe Pissboy In The Universe, Yet He Is Also A Corn Cob

Daffy dipshit James Surowiecki may be the sort of pissboy who is only allowed to hold the bucket of another not-quite-as-low-level pissboy like the fatuous Bill Scher, but he still manages to turn himself into a corn cob.  David Sirota doesn't waste too much time on him.

For what it's worth, Surowiecki was the sort of creepy weird kid who was a big fan of Entertainment Tonight as a high school student and would admit to everyone he never missed an episode, without being held upside down over a used toilet.  Entertainment Tonight.  In high school.  Just a normal high school guy.  Not at a fucking loser, not a sniveling dimwit.  Nope.  Proud Future Corn Cob of America.  Thanks, Trump.

Not Breaking News: Over-Priced Cycling Garbage Designed For Twits Sucks Major Ass

Twits learn that the over-priced Chinese cycling clothes they love to jerk off on are shit nobody wants to buy.  Especially at full pop.  Shocking!  How could a brand of overpriced Chinese shit fail to have a long-term future?  WE NEED MORE TWITS!!

Import Only

Emma Pegoretti's Big Legs

Proper bike.

St. Paul's Has A Target On Its Front, Too

St. Paul's is both the finest high school in the world and overflowing with worthless, mush-headed creeps and douchebros like Owen Labrie--and so many worse!  It's the nature of an elitist institution.  For one-tenth, maybe, of the school as a whole, St. Paul's is a wonderful resource, and that's it.  The rest is fucking every dipshit at Harvard's more connected cousin.  That's racing.  But after all this shit, St. Paul's won't be getting away with much for a long, long time.

Duncan Hunter, Dedicated Christian, Teabagger, Racist Cocksucker, And Adulterer

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Root Beat

Mike Truelove Is Like Canada's Own Frank The Welder

Mike Truelove welded the frames on the Spot Brand bikes that weren't made out of the fragile Chinese plastic garbage--you know, the ones that did not break.  Those were his.  The Chinese carbon garbage Spot bikes?  Not his.  He also made mountain bike frames under his own name and built for Rocky Mountain and Brodie as well.  Now he's the Chromag builder.  The freekin' guy is an institution.  Very cool.  Cool.  Very cool.

That Dumb Plastic Leaf Spring On Those Fragile Spot Rollik Bikes Seems Like A Cheap Gimmick

This is a stupid idea.  It makes sense as a cheap gimmick, and it is easier to manufacture, but it can't do what they pretend it does, while it surely fucks up the action of the rear suspension overall.  This is a dumb idea.  Working against your suspension and shock tune is not a thing you want.  The Avid people had one good idea: the Tri-Align cantilever brakes, but nobody gave a shit because V-brakes were already almost a thing.  Plus we know those plastic Spot bikes are crack-o-matic torture devices.

That Anonymous Teabagger Op-Ed In The NYT Today Sure Has The Baggatron Cocksuckers All Lathered Up

Vile racist baggatron cocksuckers are all wadded up because some other purported horrible racist conservative teabagging shitstain doesn't sufficiently love the orange shitgibbon.  This is some prime comedy, and all of us decent sane folks should be thrilled that the disgusting conservatives are willing to display their most awful tendencies so nakedly for our entertainment.  Thanks, Trump!

Here Oh

Kerry Evelyn Harris Probably Cannot Win In Deleware, But If She Does

It will be Armageddon for the right-wing in American politics.  The conservatives in both parties will be fucked beyond all recognition, and the decent folks out there will have a couple of days of happiness watching the establishment drown in its own rancid effluvium. 

Even That Brilliant Kaepernick Troll Could Never Make A Decent Person Support Nike, But

It is really fucking entertaining to watch all of the racist baggatron cocksuckers lose their shit over this.  Nike is obviously working at a genius level of trolling here, so at least we get some comedy in our day.  Thanks, Trump!

Pro Road Racing Is Too Hard For 1x Drivetrains

Who thought this was a good idea?  Oh, yeah, the people that make the shit and the bikes, they thought it was a good idea, but racing doesn't lie.  Sram 1x crap might be okay for you or for me, but at the highest level it does not work.  Oops.  I guess Sram's main purpose is to make Shimano look better.  Thanks, Trump.

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It Should Be No Surprise That Those Fatuous Mises Nitwits Have Today's Dumbest Takes

There is no group on Earth more consistently wrong about every fucking thing than the creepy von Mises pissboys.  Those dumb fuckers can make the average libertarian look almost sane.  Almost.  But as usual the free-market dunderheads are too dim to see the reality right in front of them for the last couple of centuries, so they're content to play in the same litterbox filled with Ayn Rand's most toxic, greasy turds.  Thanks, Ludwig, you fucking fascist cocksucker.

Glowbull Warmin

Old Green Pegoretti Via...

Twits in space...

Big bike.  Very simple, from the time before Sr. Pegoretti was a character in various Americans' wet dreams.  Will be so much better with a proper fork.  Nice green tho, xpecially seeing as the foto was taking inside...

Old Mean

Right-Wing Mandela Is The Best Of America

America needs Right-Wing Mandela more than ever.

Neoliberal America Is Too Stupid To Live

There's no path forward for a society this dumb.  Surely this is a joke, a pardoy, Jonathan Swift, all of it, everything.  If not, well, we're fucked.  Thanks, Trump.

Rock And/Or Roll?

Jasper Williams Jr. Seems Like A Quite Reasonable Uncle Tom

He can shine those boots with tongue and keep a smile on his face!  This is some good shit and is sure to endear him to the very powerful establishment tastemakers around the country.  A Fox "News" post is sure to be on its way!  Thanks, Trump!

Teabagger = GOP = Conservative = The Dumbest Motherfuckers In The Galaxy

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Sneeks

When Will Choate Be Updating Oliver Morris' Rate My Teacher Rating--Or Chuck Timlin, For That Matter

Chip Lowery? Sally Pond? Adam Hardej?  This is some important shit.  Maybe Trump will have to go in and fix this shit like he fixed AmeriKKKa!  Choaties pay alota money and they have the right to know where the herpes is!  Thanks Ivanka Trump.