Elon Musk Is Making A Really Great Case That He Is The Dumbest Motherfucker On Earth

Except for Tesla owners.  Those sorry bastards are wicked fucking stupid.  But please use your electric time bomb as a boat, too, dipshit.  It's sublime comedy.

Elon Musk is truly a screaming idiot.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Erica Galindo Is Here To Remind You That Christianity Is Wicked Fucking Dumb

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

What the actual fuck.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Brandon Was A Rapey Racist Reactionary Piece Of Shit Long Before He Was A Demented And Senile Old Fool

The Dems who support Rapey Uncle Joe are the best reasons to never, ever vote for Dems.

Jesus. 

VOTE BRANDON/JACKIE 2024: 2 ded motherfuckers.

Powah 2 Pop

Only The Best People: Hero Trump Hands The GOP Another Loser In Tudor Dixon

Tudor Dixon.

Tudor.

Dixon.

Tudor.

Anywho, Donald J. Trump is a hero to the world for his role in accelerating the fall of the GOP into a frothing cesspool of rancid reactionary bagger insanity.

Under his eye.

Thanks, Trump!

Thank Christ That Barack Obama Saved The World From A Bernie Sanders Presidency In 2020

Imagine a world where Rapey Uncle Joe is not the fucking president right now.

Insane.

Thanks, Obama.

Bagger Pipsqueaks Like Matt Lewis Are Hoarding The Copium Like So Many Reactionary OCD Chipmunks

The GOP cannot be bigger losers.

The Dems have nothing but somehow the Republicans have less.

Brandon can't even remember who's alive and who's already dead, but the baggers can't seem to get anything working against him.

Whiny little pissboys like Matt Lewis are coping as hard as any boot lickers have ever coped, but that doesn't seem to be enough.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Watt Shoulda Kept The Band Together

Tina40 Is America's Scariest Bagger

Oh, fuck, no.

Jesus.

That's not right.

LOL

I guess the GOP decided to stop wasting money in AOC's district.

LMFAO

Christ.

Jesus Fukking Christ, Kyrsten Sinema Sucks Ass, But Keith Olbermann Needs To Go Away Forever

That boy ain't right.

Olbermann was given every fucking sort of opportunity a tee vee guy could ever get and got creepier and creepier each time.

If the dude had been smart enough to take the win just one time before he became a cringe lord, he'd be livin' in fat city today.

But no.

Now he's reduced to humble bragging about banging reactionary shitbag Kyrsten Sinema over a decade ago to signal boost his podcast.

Sad.

Thanks, Dan Patrick.

Test Ease

Baggers Lose Because Baggers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

Baggers huddle together in stinky holes like Free RePubic where they can jerk each other off and not have to face reality.

But when they lose, they act like the victims.

Heh, indeedy.

Math is hard.  

To a bagger, losing is being tied.  Check the polling history; Trafalgar, the least accurate poll in the USA, had Washington exactly the same three weeks ago.  No movement up for your bagger and no movement down for the Dem incumbent leading in the poll is not good fucking news.  In fact, it's a disaster.  

John Nolte is a fucking dipshit.

This is why baggers lose so easily.

Literally too stupid to win.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Keep Your Kids Away From The Cops: The 1312 Project

Police don't belong near children.

The cops are not your friends or friends to children.

Police rape and police kill.

All cops are bastards.

The 1312 Project.

Remco Evenepoel Showed Up And He Won

Vingegaard could learn something from this:

Rule #5.

But Evenepoel and the rest of the miserable fat Belgian bastards didn't have to be schooled.

Van Aert was there and his teammate won.

Evenepoel has had an amazing season all of the sudden.

Weepy Bagger Pissboy Matt Lewis Def Needs To Cry More

Cry more, little man.

Matt Lewis has a sad because his baggers lost to Trump's baggers and are now gonna lose to Dems.

Boo fucking hoo.

Frail weirdos like Lewis are the reason Trump can so easily wreck the GOP.

Emo Is Dead

TWIV: Jimmy Dore Is Not Being VINDICATED!

'Vaccine Injury' Stories Are 100% False, Made Up, Bullshit, Horseshit, Lies

No.

This did not happen.

This man is a liar.

Every single one of these stories turns out to be a lie.

The next one of these "vaccine injury" cases that is true will be the first one.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Idiot Joy Division Wannabes Who Mostly Still Had Their Own Hair

World Famous Libertarian Crank And Sad Dumb Bastard Dr. Jimmy Jimjam Dore ALMOST Figures Out Vaccines Live On His Show

But not quite.

So close, tho.

This fucking asshole Dore is too dim and helpless to fully comprehend what he's reading on that screen.

Jesus frakking crispy, what a fucking simpleton.

No wonder he was so easily gulled by the vile right-wing cocksuckers like Prasad and Malone and McCullough and Campbell and Weinstein.

Taylor Nichols Uncorks A Wonderful Fisking Of The Vile Libertarian Dipshits Behind Hopelessly Stupid Anti-Science Grifters Like Vinay Prasad

Nice.

Libertarians are way more toxic and stupid than the most inbred toothless bagger.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Vinay Prasad is a piece of shit.

Sad.

Thanks, Ann Rand

Also Not Breaking News: Stacey Abrams Is Smarter Than The National Review

Hamsters are smarter than National Review.

But you can't have a heartbeat when you don't have a heart, so...

Domino's Not Yet Minus Derek

It's Pretty To Think That Someday We Will Face A Reckoning Over Our Collective Response To The Coronavirus Pandemic

Leaders, liars, ordinary morons, decent folks, the strong, the sick, the young, the old, the smart, the sane, the reactionary simpletons, but, alas, that's never going to happen.

Not really.

To understand the extent of the failure of our society would be too much to survive.

We would have to wreck it all as penance for the biblical flood of sins.

So we won't do shit.

Fuck 'em.  I'm good.  That's how we live now.

That's the best we can do.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Not Breaking News: Weird, Frail, Little Men At The National Review Are Scared Of The Imaginary Socialists In The Government

Sad.

Too bad for the National Racist Review tards that there is not a single elected socialist in the national or state governments at any level, but the MAGAtards are the rank-and-file GOP in every state.

They're concerned because they're pants-wetting morons.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Prison Deform

How You Know The Dems Are Not Serious Opponents Of The GOP: Every Candidate's Social Media Is Not Run Like John Fetterman's Twitter

Fetterman clearly wants to win.

He's actually opposing Dr. Ooz.

Fetterman is not running as a lesser Republican.

Weird.

Most other Dems are not doing the same.

Thanks, Obama.

This Tesla Road Trip Propaganda Piece Is Actually A Dystopian Nightmare

Tesla is an intelligence test: if you buy one, you failed.

Jesus, this whole trip sounds awful.  Imagine depending on the car to direct you to a charger and then hoping it's working or else you are fucked.

Nobody's bringing you a gallon of charge to get you to the next one.

This is nightmare fuel, like taking a six-figure payment to have sex with Donald Trump and then having sex with Donald Trump.

Gross.

Yet Another Ballad Of Sally

Sanity, Decency, And Banal Evil Aside, It's Impossible To Believe Any Dem Governor Would Get Away With Such A Craven Political Stunt With A GOP President

No fucking a bagger president would put up with this sorta shit from a Dem governor for a second.

The state government would be annulled and it would be bagger-led reconstruction for NY or CA or WA or CT at the point of a gun.

Rapey Uncle Joe undoubtedly would love to feed those immigrants and refugees into a yuge wood chipper because he's a reactionary racist piece of shit, but from a political standpoint, he should end DeSantis and Abbott over this.

The Unhinged Bagger Morons At The Free RePubic Are Still QAnon Dopes Too

There's no end to just how gullible baggers literally are.

These poor bastards will believe anything except what's actually true.

It's kinda glorious.

And it is definitely killing some of them, so keep bagging, baggers.

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover is the most wonderful development in human history.

Thanks, jesus.

Flowery Joe

Pro Tip For Turks: Choose Globohomo Over Globobagger Every Fucking Day

With globohomo you get fun and singing and dancing and parties, but with with globobagger you get really nasty shit being jammed down your throat every day by some dumb asshole screeching about whatever made-up god grift is being fellated by the rest of the reactionary shithbags.

Just say no to globobagger.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Thanks, jesus.

Canadians Can Bag With The Baggiest Baggers Ever, Eh

Only thing sadder than a bagger is a Canadian bagger.

"NOT NORMAL!"

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

You Had It, Easystreet

I Can Only Assume This Is Finally The Episode Where They Acknowledge Dr. Jimmy Jimjam Dore's VINDICATION

Nuclear Power: Nothing Pollutes More, Pollutes Longer, Or Costs As Much

If you are one of those simpletons who stans commercial nuclear power generation, I expect you drive a Tesla if you can afford one and have a Ukraine flag on all your social media accounts.

Fuck you.

You are dumber than dog shit, more useless than the most racist inbred bagger.

Fuck you.

Nuclear power is an intelligence test: if you support it, you failed.

Singsalong

Brett Favre, Gross Reactionary White Guy, Was Always A Fucking Scumbag

Not. Breaking. News.

But it's always edifying for white guys to be exposed as even more titanic assholes that had been previously believed.

Brett Favv-rah sucks major ass.

He should be facing criminal charges.  Being a bagger IS a crime, dammit.

Thanks, Obama.

Reactionary Simpleton Thomas Sowell Just Might Be Dumber Than Bloated Molester Roger Ailes

Girlfriend Song

It's Almost Like Chinese Carbon Garbage Is

America's Greatest Strength Is The Risible Credulity Defenseless Baggers Have For Unhinghed Reactionary Nitwits And Insane Grifters

Praise be!

The American bagger has shown they will believe any and all horseshit as long as it is delivered by a racist reactionary dipshit.

The blessed holy bagger remover could not have killed so many of these grotesque fuckwads on its own.

Thanks, Trump.

Wow, Nice Of The Fucking Dems To Kinda Sorta Remember That Refugees And Immigrants Are People With Rights

What the actual fuck.

Beyond all the insanity and evil, how the fuck could the Dems just let the bagger cocksuckers DeSantis and Abbott get away with this shit even one time?

Politically.

Fight back for the politics if not for the humanity.

Fuck me, it's almost like Rapey Uncle Joe and the Dems are in on it, too.

Thanks, Obama.

This Was The Best Time To Be A Placemat

Rand Paul Gets Wicked Pissed Every Time Someone Says Ron Johnson Is The Biggest Fucking Idiot In The Senate

NOT TRUE! Paul squeals from under his strip-mall rug.

Can Ron Johnson really be a bigger retard than Rand Paul?

We may never know the answers to these important questions, but tune in next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?

The GOP Need A New Theme Song For Miss Lindsey Graham, The Belle Of The Balls

In The End, Every Bagger Is A Frail And Weak Coward Who Couldn't Even Defeat A Kid, Even In Fucking Idaho

Idaho baggers are positively Trumpian.

Christ, these reactionary stooges are even bigger losers than Trump's kids.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Obama.

Another GOP Loss In November Engineered By Trump's Incompetence

Brilliant.

If Trump had been even barely competent as a leader, the world would have been his.

But thank the gods he's a syphilitic moron whose only talent is embarrassing himself in front of everyone.

Thanks, Obama.

Acey Deecy Seed

Chris Cillizza Is Certainly A Vapid Twat

He's doin' great licking the boots of the new CNN bosses tho!

If Chris Cillizza knows anything, it's how to lovingly lave the rancid shit off of the filthy filthy boots of some reactionary asshole with his tongue.

"Analysis" by Chris Cillizza.

Heh.

Finally Some Good News From Ken Starr!

He ded.

Heh, indeedy.

What a miserable piece of filth.

Rapist enabler.

And now he's ded.

So, the good news just keeps on coming for humanity.

Thanks, jesus!

Little Miss Lindsey Graham, The Belle Of The Balls, Is Such A Bitch! Mee-OW!

Not all girls need abortions, Miss Lindsey knows.

Now every GOP candidate running for every office should be asked if they support this asshole's national abortion ban.

Once again, the Dems have been handed the keys to victory.

And once again they will not use them.

Unfortunately, Pavement To Weezer Is Something To Fear--Be Careful, Pavement's Children!

Another 'Bike Expert' Who Doesn't Seem To Know That Much About Bikes

This asshole needs a Ukraine flag emoji and some anti-vax links to go along with this fucking inanity.  

Christ. 

Too bad Cannondale never quite got the details and the QC up to snuff on these aluminium road frames...

La Vuelta Pretty Much Got The Race They Wanted

Not what Jumbo Visma wanted, but the race was a proper show this year.

Lotsa good racing in 2022.

Lotsa COVID, too.

No Need To Remind Anyone That A A Ron Rod Gers Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

Jesus, what a bagger retard.

Prob not the most embarrassing thing about Cal, tho...

In A Better, Smarter World Uju Anya Would Be The President Of Carnegie Mellon

Then maybe CMU wouldn't be such a shitshow.

But that's not the way things work in a world built and run into the ground by dummies (like Carnegie and Mellon). 

At least that vile old racist bitch is still ded.

And Rush Limbaugh.

John Fetterman Terrifies The Baggers, So That's Reason Enough

There's a use for a dude of whom the conservatives are viscerally terrified.  The kind of guy who makes them sputter and sweat and shiver with a frail coward's hatred.  Fetterman is clearly one of those dudes, so that's a good enough reason for him to be a Senator.

Faith Less

Dispatch From Your Failed State: This Toilet Earth

Today was the best day of the rest of your life.

Things will only get worse.

At least some folks will be getting everything they deserve.

The rest can fuck themselves.

Under his eye.

Thinkin' About Dead Guys Today? Here's SEK, Who Sucked At Writing

And at not dying from cancer.

Pretty much vapid, bad at reading, and dumb, with shitty taste in tee vee.

Also, not much of a writer, as he proved.

Ded.

Welfare academia are more useless than baggers.

Veronique De Rugy: Hilariously Stupid Or Vile Lying Cunt?

The answer, of course, is both.

She's dumber than dog shit because she is a conservative.

But she's lying because in her example of the $40,000 loan forgiveness lawyer couple, both of those people would have been Pell Grant recipients, so they started from the poorest group of college students.  No matter what they may make in the future, they are the actual pulled-themselves-up-with-hard-work folks Republicans pretend to love.

Also, something like 40% of student debt is held by people without degrees, so complaining about the PhD group is comically disingenuous.  

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Veronique de Rugy and the Mercatus Center are dumber than dog shit.

The Best News Ever! Truly A Hopeful Future For Us All! Florida Is Killing More Baggers Than Any Other State!

I never thought jesus could love us so fucking much.

The blessed holy bagger remover is truly making America greater again.

Jimmy Jimjam Dore Starring In VINDICATED

Blind 2 Go Guy

MAGA Republicans Are Republicans

MAGAts, MAGA CHUDS, MAGAtards, they're all just anodyne, rock-ribbed, rank-and-file GOP. 

Nothing new, nothing unusual about them.

They're just conservative, racist, rotten, dumber than fuck, reactionary cocksuckers, the same as Republicans have been since they started.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Is So Much More Than A Miracle From Jesus

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover is really so many sublimely stupid unhinged reactionary assholes working day and night to keep as many people as possible helplessly stupid and ignorant.

Yes, the bagger remover is a sign of jesus' love for us.

But it's also all those vile motherfuckers being dumber than dog shit.

Praise be!

The REAL Good News: Baggers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

Sure, you knew conservatives like the baggatron cocksuckers on the Free RePubic were fucking hilariously stupid, but the truth is that they are fucking way dumber than anyone could reasonably believe.

They will readily be gulled by every unhinged conspiracy but will refuse to even consider the simple facts that might keep them healthy and alive.

Praise be.

These vile reactionary assholes are killing themselves with this insanity and truly making America greater again.

Every dead bagger means a fuzzy kitten smiles.

Thank you jesus.

I Kinda Like It When Christian Dummies Get What They Deserve

First the queen dyin' and now this hilarity.

Lotsa good news for the good folks out there.

Where's your gods now, assholes.

Thanks, Jeebus.

Cleer

Out And About With Johnny Marr

Good times to be celebrating a dead queen and Johnny Marr concerts.

Thanks, Obama.

The 2022 Remaster Is The Best Yet

Good News From England Would Have Been Great News 95 Years Ago

The world will dance a little happy dance when that nasty old bitch finally kicks.

But the world would have been better if the whole lot of them had been blown up a hundred years ago.

Hot Tube Tim Machine

Vile Reactionary Boot-Licking Creep Eric Bolling Also Not A Fan Of The Father's Day Holiday

Thank The Gods That Florida And Ron DeSantis Continue To Remove Baggers Better Than Any Other State

You, a cuck, say that Florida is a rotten shithole because it is failing so hilariously at the COVID and killing people worse than anywhere else.

Fuck you.

Florida is doing the work of the blessed holy bagger remover.

Ron DeSantis is a mass murderer.

Praise be!

Clipart

Our Frail Lardy Moist Orange Boy Trump Is Not Gonna Be Pleased Ooz Says Biden Won

Sad.

If you can't count on a stand-up guy like Ooz, who can you count on?

Thanks, Obama.

Remember When Dr. Jimmy Dore Said The Great Barrington Declaration Had Been VINDICATED

Jimmy Dore is really fucking stupid.

The Great Barrington Declaration was risible libertarian horseshit from day 1...

Politico Was Created To Be Risible Right-Wing Garbage With An Establishment Veneer

Having some reactionary Kraut sucking Trump's tiny, misshapen orange dick is not gonna make Politico any worse.

Sad.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

The Only Ones Should Be Known For More Than That One Song

They had a bunch of good songs.

Jee Zus Fukkin Kay Ryste, Don't Vote For The Dems, Minimum Wage Edition

Remember when Obama didn't raise the minimum wage.

Remember when Rapey Uncle Joe didn't do it either.

Didn't even try.

Lied to your face about it.

Fun times.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Jesus.

Marr's Attax

Michael Harriot Might Be A Nitwit Former Black Gossip Kid, But He's Right About This: Trump's Republican Party Is The Same Republican Party Since LBJ

MAGA CHUDS are Goldwater Girls and with Dick Nixon and Reagan Republicans and Bush Republicans and neocons and libertarians and all the rest.

Trump's GOP is the GOP since LBJ chased every last racist into the arms of the Republicans in the 1960s.

There are no good Republicans, and there never were.

Republicans are racists, reactionaries, revanchists, gun nuts, libertarians, Proud Boys, Nazis, MAGAtards, neocons, jesus freaks, lunatics, morons, demented assholes.

Conservatism was, is, and always will be a mental defect.

The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Has Had Many Collaborators

Praise be!

Without such unhinged assholes, the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover would not have been able to remove so many disgusting syphilitic racist reactionary baggers from our world.

Truly great men and women who are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Under his eye.

Your Daily Reminder That The Senate Republicans Chose The Most Corrupt And Felonious Thief In The Senate To Handle The Campaign Money

Fecking brilliant.

I mean Ron Johnson is probably too stupid to steal the money, so at least Rick Scott put it to better use than electing Republicans to the Senate.

Surely the man who stole tens of millions from Medicare won't steal tens of millions from us!

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Trump.

Lil' Jimmy Surowiecki Thinkin' Big Boy Thoughts

He is very smart and handsome and tall.  His mother told him so.

Surowiecki got that big brain from watchin' Entertainment Tonight every night when he was goin' to Choate.

Cocaine Mitch McConnell Deftly Guaranteed Trump's Loss In 2020 And Was Dumb Enough To Believe That Would Be The End Of Trump

Conservatism is a mental defect, so Cocaine Mitch isn't too smart.  He outsmarted Trump by making the Supreme Court the October focus instead of another stimulus check, but he wasn't smart enough to put Trump down for good.

Whoopsie.

If Trump had sent that check in October, he would have won 45 states.

McConnell knew this and made sure it didn't happen.  Smart.

He didn't engineer a conviction in the impeachment, tho.  Very, very dumb.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Chumpin'

Praise The Lords: The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Will Never Stop Removing Baggers

So many dumb fucking baggers still not getting the COVID vaccine!

Praise be!

This continues to be the only thing making America greater again: dead baggers!

Thank you so fucking much jesus.

TWIV: Doctor Jimmy Jimjam Dore Has Been VINDICATED!

Dems Have Billions For Wars And Pennies For Water

The Dems and GOP are the same people.  Only a fucking imbecile would ever vote for a Republican, but only another imbecile would vote for the Dems expecting something, anything, to change.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Jeesus fekkin' kryst.

Free RePubic Baggers Think The Washington Post's Unhinged Reactionary Simpleton Megan McGriddles Is A Far-Left Columnist

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Megan McArglebargle is about as clueless and hard right as you can be in this galaxy, and yet the baggatron cocksuckers on the Free RePubic honestly believe she's some kinda lefty.

These poor bastards are fucking retarded.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Peeled Meekons

Dancing As The World Dies Is Your Future--Praise Be!

You are about to get what you deserve, and we are all here for it.

Thanks, Obama.

Sam Seder Went From Michael Brooks And Jamie Peck To Emma Vigeland

August Is Falling

Baggers, Conservatives, Republicans, Libertarians, Fascists, Racists, MAGA CHUDS, Whatever You Want To Call Them, They REALLY Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

They're not kidding about believing in a god.

Free RePubic baggers really believe that nonsense.

Conservatives have no idea how the world works or what science means.

They have not even the most basic understanding of anything going on around them.

Conservatives are frail and helpless and ignorant and always will be because they are not capable of learning or comprehension.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Thanks christ for the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover.

Not All Nazis Are Cops

But all cops are Nazis.

ACAB.

Abolish the police.

The 1312 Project.

Sommerlovin'