That Irish 70s Show

Judge Michelle Odinet And Family's Dinner-Theatre Reinterpretation Of 'Blazing Saddles' Not The Hit They Expected, Apparently

Sad.

It is hard to believe that a racist jusge would be stupid enough to drop vile slurs while be recorded like it was no thing.

Thanks, Obama.

A Comet That Extinguishes All Human Life On Earth Is The Hero Of Any Movie Its In

Extinction level event is the happy ending we all deserve.

Not Sure Sirota gets that, atmo.

Some Legit Good Vaccine News From Peter Hotez And Maria Elena Bottazzi

They have developed a vaccine that can be made around the world that is save and effective.

Nice work.

Stop listening to Robert Malone, Peter McCullough, RFK Jr., and Bret Weinstein; all these conservative quacks and half-wits are getting people killed.  They're stupid and they lie.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Dr. Peter Hotez and Dr. Maria Elena Battazzi

2022 Is Lookin' Good Because Free RePubic Baggers Wil Continue To Beleive Every Bowel Movement Conservative Lie They Are Fed

We are truly blessed.

Keeping the bagers too stupid to save their own lives is an odd play for bowel movement conservatism, but a yuge fucking bonus for the rest of us.

Praise be.

Ron DeSantis Is A Bagger's Bagger And A Hero To The Just For Killing So Many Of His Fellow Baggers

DeSantis killed more baggers than oxy.  A hero  The bagger remover's best friend.

Pro Tip: TERFS Might Just Be A Lower Form Of Life Than Dana Houle

If that's even possible.

And it probably isn't.

But TERFs are vile scum who should all be driven from polite society.  Bigots, racists, Republicans, Proud Boys, libertarians, teabaggers, Nazis, neolibs, shitlibs, KHive, MAGA CHUDS, Rapey Uncle Joe stans are all useless assholes who are holding back human progress.

Thank All The Gods That Baggers Will Always Be Too Stupid To Ever Save Themselves

Even Trump will not be the reason they save themselves.  Not baggers.  They're too fucking dumb to get a fucking shot for free.  After a fucking year.

The holy bagger remover will not be stopped.

Praise be.

50th Year Seniors

Dana Houle Is The Most Disgusting Slug In The Entire Vile Neolib Democratic Party Ecosystem

Houle gives cocksucking shitlibs a bad name.

What a fucking scumbag.  Reactionary, nasty little creep.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Steve Albini Gets It, Atmo

Better to listen to Steve Albini than to Jimmy Dore.

Sad.

Thanks, Cenk.

Ringdings

Baggers Can't Stop Won't Stop The Bagger Remover Until Every Last One Of Them Is Dead

Praise be.

So many dead baggers so far, and all the baggers left are getting dumber and dumber.  It's fucking grand. The holy bagger remover will never be defeated because conservatives are dumber than dog shit.

thanks, Trump.

Great News Regarding Doug Kuzma--Let's Pray It Gets Better!

Doug Kuzma is a bagger's bagger.  We pray that the brave beautiful bagger remover bags another one.

Punx Not Ded, Fee Bee

The Best Possible Bagger News From Quincy, Michigan's John Parney, Sr: Ded

Bagger down!  Merry christmas, motherfuckers!  BAGGER DOWN!!

The best possible news this or any time of year.

Thanks, Trump.

Alex Jones Deserves It, Whatever It Is, He Deserves It

If anyone wants to beat on Alex Jones, well, I can't think of a reason why not.  Whatever this psycho did to get arrested, Alex Jones deserved it.

Free RePubic Baggers Believing All The Lies Is The Only Thing Maker America Greater Again

Our boy jesus is gettin' it done; the holy bagger remover is the patriotic hero America wants in 2022!   More sick baggers, more ded baggers.  Praise be.

Every Day, In Every Way, The World Gets A Little Dumber

People suck.

And apparently this happens pretty much every year for the fucking Limeys.

Sad.

Shane Knows The Best Part Of The NYPD Is The Choir

Dan Bongino: Cowardly, Frail Little Beta Cuck Loser

Baby Boy Dan Bongino didn't have the fucking balls to follow through on is threat to quit his bagger radio jamboree over a vaccine mandate..

Sad.

Beta Bongino is fully vaxxed, tho.

Nate Silver: Professional Reactionary Establishment Dumb Guy

Silver has never once been right about anything, save for that one pretty obvious yet contrarian call he made for the dumbest 'data' reasons.

Bu immediately after, he was instant neolib establishment pissboy, so there's that.

In America This Will Always Be A Comforting Truth: Racist Reactionary Revanchist Baggers Are The World's Biggest Pussies

Smol bean cowards.

Sure these racist fucks are cosplay tough guys with their big guns and tiny dicks, but once they have to actually man up, they're not equipped for it.

Boo hoo I'm in jail because I did a bagger riot.

Whahhhhhh..

Fuck them.

And let's go Brandon.

You Prob Don't Need Reminding That Nobody Likes The KHive Slut Queen

Kamala and Hillary!

What a pair.

President Ron Klain must be laughing his ass off.

New Waved Christmas

Rick Newman, America's Dumbest Pissboy, Wants Screaming Imbecile Joe Manchin To Run For President

Makes sense, actually.

Rick Newman is America's preeminent reactionary pissboy, so he probably thinks Joe Manchin is just wonderful.

The rest of the society, the ones aren't vile establishment neolibs, sniveling bottlickers, and racist reactionary monsters, anyway, see the reality of Joe Manchin: a corrupt hard-right nitwit who can't be trusted on anything. 

Pretty sure Rick Newman doesn't know any kids living in poverty because being a pissboys pays a fabulous salary if you can tolerate all the rancid piss you have to guzzle with a smile while begging for more.

Girls Girlz Gurlz

I Gotta Think That If Congressional 'Progressives' Were Serious, They Woulda Had A Plan To Exploit Every Bit Of Leverage On Both The Senate And The President

Before everything got fucked up AND child poverty is set to shoot back up.

Maybe.

Kinda.

A plan.

Somethin'.

Cuz this shit is really fucking late now.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Yes, That Was A Good Christmas Song, Mr. Butler

Excellent song.  Fabulous bass part.  Rare old NY time.  Always enjoyed catching it on the radio this time of year in the pre-interwebs era.  Was always a happy, reason for the season treat.

The Hidin'

Tinker Juarez Racing With Floyd Landis' Team? The Pinkbike Comments Are Wicked Dumb!

Mountain bikers can make roadies look smart-(ish) sometimes, and than should be pretty impossibly generally.

But they're all fucking twits who need their taxes raised regardless.  Armchair geniuses who don't know shit.

But Floyd Landis seems to enjoy being an asshole to the Lance stans, so that's fun, atmo.

Please Dance On The Graves Of The Ded Unvaxxed Baggers

It's good for you!

Fukk those dumb motherfuckers. The vaccine coulda saved 'em but we are better off with those dumb bastards ded.

Thanks, Trump.

Good News From Chile: Boric Is Anti-Zionist And Israel Is Unhappy

Sounds like Boric is a pro-BDS guy.

Nice.

And if the scum in Israel are unhappy, that makes it good news by definition.  

Plus, you know whole Pinochet thing.

Peter McCullough Is A Bagger Nitwit And Liar--Note That He Is Praised By Conservatives

All this anit vax, anti mask, anti science disinformation is part of bowel movement conservatism.  Peter McCullough is feted on the right, so you know he is wrong as fuck.

Jimmy Dore and Franco Analysis Spaghetti and the Conservo Couch morons and the rest of the 'independent' 'left' should be ashamed of being so easily gulled by this insanity.

Racist Reactionary Baggers Don't Know What The Fuck Science Is

Thank christ.

If baggers knew a fucking thing, they'd be smart enough to not believe every fucking reactionary lie in the fucking world

But the holy bagger remover will not be stopped because baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Rapey Uncle Joe Is A Joe Manchin Democrat

Student loans, too.  Srrota forgot about student loans too.  Even if Biden just wanted to extend the non payment period for another five or 10 years, that would effectively end the whole fucking thing.

Sirota must be all broken up about the dad on his sitcom getting fired or something so he wasn't on his A game.

Trump's COVID Response Could Not Have Been Worse--And Rapey Uncle Joe's Has Been Just As Bad

Plenty of countries did a decent job dealing with the coronavirus in 2020, but the US was not one of 'em.

Trump fucked up bigly.

Rapey Uncle Joe has been just as bad, but at least we have a vaccine now, so the holy bagger remover has been sent by jesus to cull the racist reactionary shitheads, our baggiest baggers.

Joe Manchin And Rapey Uncle Joe Sure Made The 'Progressive' 'Dems' Look Like Assholes

Blew No Matter Hoo.

Kinda weird how the 'progressive' 'Dems'  got sow easily played by the establishment.  Nice to see all the folks in charge getting exactly what they needed this year...

Sportin'

Nothing Scares A Free RePubic Bagger More Than A COMMUNIST

HIDDEN THREAT!

There's a communist waiting to do a frighten on a bagger.

Baggers are fucking cowards.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

The Bagger Remover Is A Murder/Suicide Cult--Praise Be

Baggers are being murdered by their leaders who spread the bowel movement conservative lies and disinformation about vaccines and masks and tests and mitigation and all the rest of the coronavirus protocols.

Baggers are also gladly killing themselves to own the libs as they continue to ignore reality and allow themselves to be led to their deaths by lies.

The brave beautiful exceptional patriotic holy bagger remover does the blessed work in jesus' name to truly make America greater again.

Praise be!

Ronnie James Dio On Ritchie Blackmore Is Wicked Entertaining, Atmo

If You Voted For Dems In 2020 Because They Were Going To Be Better Than The GOP, You Are Getting Exactly What You Deserve: Nothing

For the love of christ, don't vote for Dems.

Rapey Uncle Joe is a vile racist senile old bastard.

Never, ever vote for Dems again.

This Story Is Disgusting And These People Are Vile For Having ANOTHER Kid

What the fuck is the matter with these people.

If jesus wanted you to gave another kid when you knew you were dying, he's a bigger asshole than I thought.

But jesus isn't real, and that that dumb motherfucker is ded.

People are gross.

Christians are worse.

1989 Was Just Yesterday

Yes, 'Spider-Man 2' Is The Best Superhero Movie--'The Avengers' Is Prob The Second-Best, Atmo

'Progressive' 'Democrats' Got Utterly Rinsed By Rapey Uncle Joe, Cocaine Mitch, And The Entire Conservative Establishment

Establishment Dems and the GOP got exactly what they wanted, and the "progressives" got to eat shit.

Sad.

Remember when AOC and her friends coulda prevented Pelosi from being Speaker? Or tanked the infrastructure bill because Joe Manchin should eat shit once in a while?

But they didn't, and now people will suffer.

Kinds seems like that was the goal all along...

Settle Down, Steven

Pinkbike's Limey Blows Up The Comments With Morrissey

Oops.

Not many people coming out for Steve at this point in 2021. Limeys.  Christ.

The Return Of Mommy Milky Sean Davis--MOMMY MILKY

Mommy milky.

Sean Davis is a fucking creep.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Life Is Very Long

Asshole Who Needs His Taxes Raised Ruins A Perfectly Good Road Bike, Atmo

Donald Trump And Bill O'Reilly's Tiny Dick Energy Beta Cuck Tour Couldn't Sell Tickets

Sad.  If only there had been a couple of robust and fertile manly men on the sage, I bet all the closet case baggers would have come with bells on.

The Holy Bagger Remover Will Be Using Child Soldiers In The Jihad Agaist Baggers

The children of the good people will be saved, while the bagger children will act as soldiers in teh war against their own bagger kind. Praise be.

the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover will not stop until every bagger is ded and jesus is pleased.

Moost

This Is Vile Anti-Irish Racism: No NY Cop Called Murphy Would Ever Use Slurs

Unless the target was Italian.

Otherwise, Officer Friendly Murphy would never call any black or brown person a bad name.  Nope. Not Murphy.  He's a good boy.  Momma Murphy raised her boys right.

Somebody Should Ask Daryl Hannah If Neil Young Is Really JFK Jr.

Nancy Reagan May Have Sucked A Thousand Cocks In Hollywood, But She Was Also A Vile Cunt

The proficient cocksucking was her only useful quality.  The rest was rancid cunt.

Nancy sucked alotta dicks.

Maybe even Ronnie's.

So many cocks.

Gov Jay Inslee Says A Good Thing, And Free RePubic Baggers Have A Teary Sad--But The Holy Bagger Remover Is Pleased

Baggers won't listen to Inslee, so baggers will continue to be removed by the brave beautiful patriotic holy bagger remover until all the baggers are ded.

Praise be.

Thanks, Trump.

If You Ever Go To Starbucks, Make Sure It's A Union Starbucks

Make bosses sad again.

Heh, indeedy.

Thanks, Apollo.

Maid

The Free RePubic Baggers Are Never Gonna Give Up The Horse Paste, Thank Christ--The Bagger Remover Will Continue Forever!

The helpless stupid fuckers are never gonna give up their horse paste and tonic water, so the beautiful brave exceptional patriotic holy bagger remover will continue its blessed mission until all the baggers have been culled.

Praise be!

Thanks, Trump.

Somebody Tell Jimmy Dore That COVID Is On The Rise In Florida!

Oh no!  Maybe your governor being a bagger fuckhead is not such a good idea when it's a dangerous virus.  Somebody tell Jimmy Dore.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Jeez, Those Self Driving Teslas Sure Work Good

That grifter clown Elon Musk has been promising full self driving cars were a month or two away for like ten years.  If you drive a Tesla, you're dumber than a fucking bagger.

Any Anies

Lee Lee

If Kai Ryssdal Was Not Groomed For The CIA By His Father, Then Neither The CIA Nor Anderson Cooper Exist

Ryssdal is what the kids call a deep state actor.  Jesus christ, they didn't even tray and hide it.  Pentagon AND the foreign service...subtle.

A Gentle Reminder That There's No Right To Vote For Black People In The USA In 2021

Or 2022 or 2023 or...

Unless the Dems have the guts to stand up and use the force of the federal government to protect voting rights for...

Who the fuck an I kidding...

Good News From Seattle And Kshama Sawant

Somehow an independent socialist does not have to lose to the most vile right-wing business interests in the world.

Nobody tell that to Bernie Sanders or his followers.

Hell, nobody tell the Dems that not everyone has to roll over for the right-wing neolib establishment in your own party every fucking time.

Thank All The Gods For Making The Right-Wing Establishment So Fucking Dumb That The Holy Bagger Remover Will Never End Its Glorious Work

If our conservative oligarchy were not filled with complete fucking assclowns, well, it wouldn't exist.  These fools won't be over it till every last peon is dead or crippled, and then they'll find that their empire is complete shit.  Whoopsie.

But baggers gonna bag, and pissboys will never put down their buckets, so our leaders will make sure we are never over it.

Day Lilly Anne

Well, The Green Party Is Looking Smarter

Sort of a miracle, but the Greens seem to not be complete assholes.

Unlike Jimmy Dore, Franco Analysis Spaghetti, and Fiorella Isabella LaGuardia.

Conservatives In Disarray! Bagger Shitheads Like Matt Lewis Helpless!

Sad,  Republicans are fucking morons.  Conservatism is a mental defect.

The Filibuster: The Only Reason You Need To Never Vote For Dems

Filibuster, parliamentarian, and all the other bullshit are just ways for the Dems to further the conservative agenda which they support completely.  If you vote for the Dems, you are voting for this nonsense.  

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Remarkable Personal Story Of All-American Racism From Miriam Zinter

White people suck.  But white people are also racist assholes who are just awful in general, but you don't need to look white and be black to know that, I hope.

Delete the whyte.

Duggar For Prison 2022

Praise be.

A bagger in prison is as good as a bagger removed by the holy bagger remover.

Thanks, Trump.

Supersmooth

Free RePubic Baggers Are Literally Too Stupid To Be Helped--Thank Christ!

If these bagger fucking morons weren't so gods damned dumb, the beautiful patriotic bagger remover would not be able to remove so many baggers.  Jesus loves us very much to remove all these baggers from our country.  Praise be!

Just Remember, This Vile Shitlib Asshole Has A Fucking Kid

Child abuse as bad as any you'll see, I'm sure.  Fucking gross. Right-wing Dems are fucking scum.

Guntard Baggers Are Worse Than Ass Cancer

Lauren Boebert is a bucked of mouldering rancid pig shit.  All the voters who cast a ballot for this cunt should be rounded up and sent to live in Trump's toilet.

Baggers Are Vile Racist Assholes, Violent Nitwits, And Gross Fucking Trash

Coors Light.  Of course. Coors Light.  Jesus.

Graham Elwood Is Doing HIs Best To Distance Himself From Jimmy Dore, Too

I wonder why...

Anti Vaxxers Like RFK Jr. Are Retards

At Least One Beautiful Brave Exceptional American Knows How To Properly Celebrate The Holiday Season

Do the building next.  Nothing says christmas quite like setting Fox "News" on fire.

Looks Like Ron Placone Is Doing His Best To Distance Himself From Jimmy Dore

Funny tweet, too.

Franco Analysis Spaghetti is a fucking dipshit.

Queen's Land New Joy Order Division

Rapey Uncle Joe Is An Even Worse President Than Anyone Could Have Imagnined

Just fucking awful.

Never vote for Dems.

Christ.

What's The Matter With Kansas? Baggers!

Praise be!  

The wonderful American holy bagger remover is removing baggers in Kansas because baggers are fucking dumber than dog shit. 

Every Kansas bagger removed makes America greater again.

If The USA Gets The Absolutely Necessary Medicare For All, It Will Start In A Single State

But not from California, Vermont, or Connecticut.  Those assholes chickened out or were dumb enough to elect liars who had no intention of instituting a medicare for all type program.  But if it happens, it will be like Canada, staring in Alberta and moving nationally a stop at a time.

You Were Cool Mary

Wheelie Congresstard Madison Cow-Thorn Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

Watching a bagger get rinsed after a fucking stupid tweet is noting out of the ordinary, Cow-Thorn is dumber than most any bagger, and he eats a metric fuckton of shit.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

If You Have To Go To A Hospital, Thank Jeebus If You Live In Massachusetts And Not Florida Or Texas

Massholes not fucking around with this anti vax bagger horseshit.  Good for them. 

If your state has banned vaccine mandates, you live in a failed society, also known as a shithole, and you should get the fuck out as soon as you can.

Remember Abolish ICE? Aboish The Dept. Of Homeland Security? Yeah...

ACAB.  And when you make the cops into the military and the military into the cops, you're hella fucked.

The 1312 Project.

Beeker & Huston Streets

Tesla Stans Are Dumber Than The Most Demented Bagger

Losers.

But if you believe any of the bullshit from Tesla or Elon Musk, you are dumber than  the baggiest teabagger who ever bagged.

The KHive Slut Queen Kamala Harris Is Even More Hated Than Hillary Clinton

How is that even possible.  Hillary was a corrupt reactionary faildaughter who had to stay married to a rapist in order to have a political career.  Clinton lost to Obama and would have lost to Sanders without the entire Dem infrastructure barely getting her through the primary only to lose to the moist orange dotard her husband served up as an opponent.

Harris is even more of a shitshow.

That should defy the natural laws of the universe, so I'm not sure how she's managing it.  Yet she was looking at last place in her home state primary and didn't win a single delegate, but the jerkoffs who run the Democratic Party decided she was the best pick.

Nobody likes her and she's a Hillaryesque disaster in office.

Sad.

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

Willing To Wait For 25 Years?

Lou Barlow Shoulda Been A Little Less 'Willing To Wait'...But It Is A Great Song, Especially When You Listen To The Whole Album

And it turns out Sebadoh was just waiting for OG Dino Jr. to get back together.

Sad.

Thanks, Kath.

Dr Oz Is A Perfect Bagger Imbecile

Baggers are dumber thand dog shit, and Oz is the perfect bagger.  Utter morons deserve each other.  Conservatism is a mental defect.

Reel Book

Somebody Said 'Sterilizing Immunity' To Jimmy Dore Stan Max 'Sidney's Kid' Blumenthal And Now He's Dumber Than Ever

Sterilizing Immunity is a buzzword used by bowel movement conservative propagandists to confuse dipshits like Jimmy Dore and Max Blumenthal.  Unfortunately those assholes are too easily gulled by right-wing lies

Blumenthal has been praising the Great Barrington Declaration recently, apparently happy to be an eager useful idiot promoting libertarian inanity...

Sad.

Thanks, Sidney.

Note: Rapey Uncle Joe, But Not Susan Sarandon, Can End Student Debt Today

He can.

But he won't.

Because he doesn't want to.

No Time For Greaseballs At CNN

Fredo out.

Sad.

Even the Kennedys couldn't stand those ginzo assholes...

Neo-Vintage Beach Bunny College TV

Reminder That TV Jerkoff 'Doctor' Oz Is An Oprah Winfrey Creation

Oz might be a quack and a nitwit, but Oprah Winfrey is a toxic cancer in our society.  

The Free RePubic Baggers Can't Handle Anything Resembling Honest History

Teabaggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Kudos to Leonard Howard Zinn for driving baggers insane with reality.

Not Breaking News: Moms For Liberty Are The Racist Bimbo Wing Of The Teabaggiers

C U Next Tuesday, Moms for Liberty.

I mean, who woulda guessed that bagger morons are also fucking racist assholes.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

You Must Be 95 Years Old To Enter This Barn--WE CARD

The Higher The Pivots, The Higher The Profits

Hey, Bagers! I Thought Kids Were Immune To COVID--You've Been Repeating That Shit Over And Over For Two Years

JFC Baggers, wrong again!

Why is i it that every conservative has been completely wrong about this coronavirus from the very start.

Oh, yeah.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

THE GREAT REPLACEMENT OF SANTA CLAUS IS COMPLETE!!

Jews have replaced Chocolate Santa!

Note: Chocolate Santa not the same as Black Santa.

Hey, Baggers! Your Leaders Are Killing You Like Dogs In The Street--Isn't That Fucking Wonderful!

Without the collaboration of rich baggers, the beautiful brave exceptional patriotic American bagger remover would have to work so much harder to kill baggers.

But no, baggers are so fucking dumb, they die like dogs in the street.

Praise be!

Blues 4 Allen

Your Daily Reminder Of How Awful Obama Was As A President And A Person

The most despicable man to hold the office of the presidency in the last 80 years.  Obama was the rotten man he wanted to be, but he could have been a transformative leader.  He had no intention of making America a better society.  He was a scoundrel and coward and quisling.  Fuck him.

The Frikkin' Loons Out In Oregon Can Claim To Be Civilized, At Least Where Healthcare Is Concerned

Abortion is health care, and abortion is a right.

Oregon knows this.

Shitholes like Texas and Mississippi and Idaho, though, are fucking backward and primitive.  

Sane decent people in America should not allow those racist halfwits to in those states to get away with this atrocity.

And then expand the SCOTUS and never again allow any conservative to serve.

The Holy Bagger Remover Works Its Beautiful Miracles All Over The World--Praise Be!

The brave beautiful exceptional bagger remover is the greatest thing to happen to this planet in 10,000 years.  Thank you jesus.

Baggers Are Fucking Insane, Part Eleventy Billion

Baggers honestly believe Trump won the election.

The election he lost to Rapey Uncle Joe.

Rapey Uncle Joe, a senile old racist fuckhead who sits in a shit-filled diaper all day eating pudding out of a can.

And Trump LOST to that fcuker.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Also, Too: No, Baggers, The Coronavirus Vaccine Is Not Killing Children

Only a bagger would be retarded enough to believe that the approved COVID vaccines are killing children.  Conservatism is a mental defect.  Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Susan Sarandon Is The Most Powerful Person On Earth

Susan Sarandon decides  everything that happens to every American  every day of the year.  If Susan Sarandon rejects an idea, it's dead.  Only Susan Sarandon matters.  That fucker Obama and that senile shithead Rapey Uncle JOe are powerless when confronted by Susan Sarandon.

No, Baggers, Vaccinated People Don't Die From COVID Four Times More Than Unvaxxed Limeys

Unvaxxed assholes die from the coronavirus.  Vaccinated people don't die anywhere near the rate of those stupid unvaccinated assholes.  Even Limeys.  Christ.

Like, My Self

Just Assume All Baggers, Libertarians, Conservatives, GOP Voters Are Pedos And/Or Child Molesters

Every bagger is a fucking creep ans should never be trusted around anyone's children.  Gross.  Thanks, Trump.

Cheshire Academy Is Not An Elite Boarding School

But this kid sounds like a real fucking bagger dipshit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

This kid woulda needed to be a way better play to get into Choate...

Bagger On Bagger Violence In Congress Sure Is Funny--But The Fucking Dems Can't Even Beat Those Fools

Sad.

Conservatism is a mental defect and teabaggers are dumber than dog shit, but the feckless Dems are fixin' to get obliterated by these assholes.

Thanks, Obama.

Christ, It's Almost Like All The Nasty Reactionary Dipshits In The Establishment Media Are Also Totally Corrupt

Surely nobody could have guessed.

Ethics, standards, morals?

Why the fuck would they?

If You Were Born In 1978, You Might Think Lotsa Tull Would Be Better Without The Frakkin' Flute

Baggers Like The Syphilitic Assclowns At Free RePubic Really Do Believe The Vaccines Are Killing People--Praise Be!

They honestly believe that vaccinated people are MORE contagious and MORE likely to get sick than the unvaccinated people.  This is fucking wonderful.  The holy bagger remover works miracles every day.

Thanks, Trump.

Doctor Dr.

Jeez, It's Almost Like All The Cuomos Are Totally Corrupt Greaseballs

Even the fucking Kennedys couldn't stand these slimeballs.  How the fuck has this dipshit Chris Cuomo not been fired yet?  Jesus.

Hey! Did You Forget Elderly Racist Creep And Bill O'Reilly Pissboy Bernie Goldberg Was A Thing?

Lucky you.  But here's a reminder.  Racist blather and dumb af.  Same old Bernie; I guess guzzling from Bill O's pissbucket don't pay as good as it used to.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Closed 4 Bidness

Neolib Dems Always Get Exactly The Policy Outcomes They Want, Both In Majority And In Minority

Neolib Dems aka the Dem establishment, AND The GOP have exactly the same policy goals.

So that's what we get whichever party is in power.  For Dems, the parliamentarian and the filibuster and all the rest of that horseshit are just tools (excuses) that the reactionary Dem establishment use to further the right-wing agenda in the USA.

Until centrist and center-left Dem voters understand this and stop voting for Dems, well, nothing's gonna change.

When Even Folks In New Hampshire Can Figure It Out, You Know It's Obvious: Anti-Mandate Is Anti-Vax

Doctor from New Hampshire is correct.

If you understand how vaccines work, you should be in favor of vaccine mandates.

If you are a bagger shithead, well, you are too stupid to understand , so fuck off.

Toonite

Africa Did Not Avoid Mass Death From COVID This Year Because Of Ivermectin And Tonic Water, Baggers

The worm medicine had nothing to do with it.

Nor the tonic water, either.

But the skills with which the various governments on the continent in dealing with infections diseases sure as shit did.  

Facts don't matter to baggers, libertarians, Jimmy Dore stans, reactionaries, racists, MAGA CHUDS, Trump voters, garden-variety Republicans, or any of these fucking retards.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Point And Laugh At Ded Baggers Removed By The Holy Bagger Remover--It's The Right Thing To Do

The New York Times can eat a bag of dicks.  The baggers too fucking stupid to get a safe, effective, free vaccine deserve all the abuse they get in death.  Fuck 'em.  The world's a better, smarter place without 'em.

And The Spiritual Opposite

JFC, This 2019 Neo-Vintage Epic Video Fisking Of 'The Bell Curve' Delivers The Good Stuff

Lauren Boebert, Like All Conservatives, Is An Execrable Racist Asshole

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are fucking human filth.

The Only Reason To Give Thanks

Just When You Think Road Cyclists Are The Grossest Moronic Twits On Earth, You Remember Mountain Bikers Exist

Mountain bikers have eaten more shit, been sold more failures and compromises as "progress" and embraced more failed engineering in the past two plus decades than any hobbyist cohort on the fucking planet.  Cassette sprockets the size of road chainrings and fragile plastic bike frames are just the start, but  there is always more shit to eat and more garbage to buy.  Capitalism!

Gobbles, Motherfrakkers

Yer Over

Brilliant Neo-Vintage American Comedy

Beautiful Brave Exceptional American Epic Fail: Only 59% Of Americans Fully Vaccinated

Yes, more people in the Untied States have died this year than died last year, and , yes, most Americans have checked out of even trying to mitigate the dangers of the coronavirus...

But...

ONLY 59% OF THE US POPULATION ARE FULLY VACCINATED.

After a fucking year plus.

Jesus christ.

We're fucked.

5 Bee Lo

The Greatest News In America: The Bagger Remover Is In Reality A Bagger Suicide Cult

Baggers are doin' it to themselves.

Thank the gods.

The bagger remover is the laziest fuck on the planet, yet is removing baggers in such astounding numbers. 

Praise be.

Read, Al Toe

Attn. Bogans, Baggers, Nitwits, Halfwits, Jimmy Dore Stans: The COVID Vaccines Are Not Killing People

If the drunken, chimp-on-the-barbie doofs in Australia can figure this shit out, why can't everyone else.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

All this vaccine misinformation and disinformation is reactionary propaganda from the bowel movement conservatives.  

Don't be dumb.

It's all lies.

Don't believe any of it.

It's Funny That Piggy Boy Murderer Kyle Rittenhouse Trolled Racists On Fucker Carlson's Show, But I Don't Believe That Fat Fuck For A Second

The flabby, cowardly murderer would prefer not to receive justice right in the face from a beautiful brave patriotic minority person with a gun, but we pray that jesus will in fact deliver just that.

Guntards are always racists.  Conservatism is a mental defect.  Guntards are always conservatives.  Conservatives are rll racists.

Science.

Teabaggers R Dumber Than Dog Shit, Now And Forever, Amen

Hate Full Ate

I'm Starting To Suspect That Dem Senate Leader Chuckles Schumer Might Be Full Of Shit

Not completely committed to Reapey Uncle Joe's BBB agenda.  Schumer might in fact be opposed to anything resembling anodyne centrist necessities.  Weird.  I mean, racist reactionary neolib shitbags never lie, so, who knows what's going on...

Ron DeSantis Continues To Murder Baggers At A Glorious Rate--The Holy Bagger Remover Is Pleased

Even jesus himself has not killed as many baggers as DeSantis.  Praise be.  The beautiful brave  exceptional patriotic bagger remover will not stop until every bagger is ded because it is the lords' will.  With the help of screaming fucking imbeciles like Ron DeSantis, the baggers will be removed so much sooner.  So say we all.

Yes, The Pixies Were Def A Good Idea

Japan Figured Out COVID At Every Turn--The USA Did Not

Japan started out by limiting transmission. 

And infections.

Then when vaccines were available, they got that working.

Now they have the coronavirus under control, and they will probably be thrilled with how a country can get on with things once they have a fully-vaccinated society that also knows how to behave when a disease is spreading.  Those dopes who think COVID can't be stopped may see it stopped in Japan if they can get to the mid-90s or higher vaccination  status.

I guess we'll see.

Tulsi Gabbard Was Always A Reactionary Freak

An opportunistic reactionary freak, yes, but a reactionary nonetheless.  She's a fucking TERF for christ's sake. If you are ever on the side and in agreement with bowel movement conservatives, you are wrong.  Every. Fucking. Time.  Ask Jimmy Dore.

Rittenhouse went to kill people and got away with it.  Only a diseased society would allow that...

The Real Patient Zero Of The Rona Is Gonna Be Way Earlier Than November 2019

And probably not in China. Almost certainly not in Wuhan.  A careful search will find cases that were not recognized as this particular virus, spreading before the global outbreak that was first noted in China.  Not sure who is gonna pay for that search tho...

Deltallink

No Baggers, Jimmy Dore, Reactionary Racists, COVID Vaccines Are Not Dangerous For Children

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Don't believe conservatives.

They are wrong about everything, every time.

And they lie because they're too stupid to understand what's true.

Don't believe right-wing propaganda.

Christ.

When Right-Wing Racist Guntards Win, Freedom And Decency Lose--Welcome To America

Yes, we can pray to jesus that soon that fat fucking cowardly murderer Rittenhouse will get the justice he so richly deserves, but for now, America has become somehow even shittier than it was yesterday.

It's probably time for decent people to reevaluate their actions going forward. We need to remove the guns and the guntards from our society permanently. 

Promise Queen

Breaking News For Baggers, Reactionary Racist Idiots, And Jimmy Dore And His Stans: The Coronavirus Vaccines Protect You From Contracting AND Spreading The Virus

Not breaking news for anyone who has been paying attention and is NOT a reactionary nitwit.

Anywho, getting the jab protects you from catching the rona, spreading the rona, and dying form the rona.

Getting the shot also protects other people since you are way less likely to catch and spread the disease.

Somebody with a fuckton of patience please explain these FACTS and this SCIENCE to Jimmy Dore.

Good luck.

Attn. Baggers, MAGA CHUDS, Republican Voters, And All Other Consrvatives: Trump Is A Frail Orange Mnnlet, As Wide As He Is Tall

Trump is a shorty.  He's a fat, orange loser with a tiny, misshapen dick.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama.

Conservatism is a  mental defect.

Future Shokk

Limeys Are Dumb AF And Rotten To The Core--They Deserve Everytying They Get

Stop Paying For The New York Times

The Times is fatuous propaganda for the oligarchy.  They don't have to be, tut it pays well.  Don't subscribe to that fucking paper.

Not the Washington Post, either.

Christ.

America Is The Most Exceptional Brave Patriotic Democracy Ever

If you are surprised by any of this, please proceed to the nearest suicide booth.

Exact change only.

Future Yous

A Fundamental Truth: Donald Trump Is A Yuge Pussy And Risibe Loser, And Obama Destroyed Him In Public

Obama wrecked Trump, and everyone laughed at Trump.  Trump's a pussy and a loser.

In A Rare, Old Time...

Solid Comedy Entertainment, Much Shorter And More Interesting Than The Actual Movie, Atmo

Absolutely Nobody Likes The KHive Slut Queen Kamala Harris--Not Even Rapey Uncle Joe

Harris is a more repellent politician than even Hillary Fucking Clinton.  Not a single human with an ounce of sense or intelligence can stomach either one of those vile, insincere neolib failures.  

Harris was going to come in last in the California primary before she dropped out!

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Baggers Gonna Bag & The JFK QAnon Freaks Are The Baggiest Baggers In Town

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Qtards should be fired into the sun.

Great News From Florida: Bagger Down!

BAGGER DOWN!

Ivermectin helps the blessed bagger remover remove another bagger.  

Ded.

Thanks, Trump.

Mournin' Goods

When Your Parents Are Screaming Racist Bagger Assholes

Just how fucked are you?

I guess these poor kids will find out as they grew up with some nasty racist dipshits for parents.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Ron DeSantis Will Not Stop Until Every Single Bagger In Florida Is Dead

Praise be!

DeSantis is America's premier bagger AND premier bagger killer.  He's a  mass murderer doing the work of the blessed bagger remover. 

Thanks, TRUMP/.

All Cops Are Always Bastards, For Ever And Ever, Amen: The 1312 Project

 All cops are bastards.  Even with a fucking crowd watching, the pigs are still pure evil.

SMM

Righteous Fisking Of The TERF Scum

The Heroic Bagger Remover Does Not Wage Its Holy Crusade Alone

Besides jesus, the beautiful brave exceptional patriotic bagger remover has many many fucking morons helping wage the blessed jihad.  Yuge screaming fucking idiots.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Elon Musk Is An Intelligence Test: His Stans Are Risible Failures

Nobody with any sense likes Elon Musk.  Nor should they.  Musk is a failson and a creep.

Good Influence

MUNG!

Every Time Anyone Brings Up Larry Summers, They Should Be Required By Law To Say The Words "Laura Ingraham'

Summers is a fatuous failson, never right about any fucking thing in the world.

Except possibly Harvard's financial aid policy, but there's more to it than what Summers did.

Otherwise, Larry Summers iis a neolib dunce.

Political Song for Robert Cray to Sing

Robert Cray Was Always A Thousand Times Better Than Clapton

Better player, better singer, better man.  Robert Cray fukkin' rocks.  I've been on the right side of history all along.

Madison Cawthorn Is Teh Ultimate Bagger

A rapist, a cripple, a fucking moron, Cawthorn is baggier than the average bagger.  If he could fuck anyone, he'd fuck anyone, and he did.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Da Stone

Texas Is A Festering Cesspool Of Corruption And Failure

And those bagger cocksuckers deserve every fucking fetid drop of it.  

Only the dumbest people on the planet would allow this to happen, but Texas, it's like a whole other retarded country.

Enjoy the next storm and the next reaming.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Breaking News For Baggers: UNDO YOUR VACCINATION BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

The only reliable medical information comes form TikTok.  Every bagger knows this. 

Undoing the vaccination is the most important thing a bagger can do.  If they fail to do this, they will be teh ghey within days.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Jesus, Even Rebecca Watson Is Easily Dunking On A A Ron Rod-Gers

Finally Some Great News From Minnesota

BAGGER DOWN!

The only good bagger is a ded bagger, and Christopher Foley is ded.

The most holy bagger remover loves us.

Thanks, jesus.

Call Me A

Even Among The Panolply Of Risible Airheads Comprising The Libertarian Pedo Factory UATX, Bari Weiss Stands Out As A Fatuous Dipshit

The Heroic Bagger Remover Has Been Doing The Lords' Work Overtime In Texas

Praise be.

We can thank jesus that it's not just Florida being ravaged by the beautiful brave exceptional patriotic bagger remover.  Texas has been blessed as well, so we can all have hope that every bagger will gone soon if we love jesus fucking christ enough.

Thanks, Trump.

America Is A Sick And Ugly Society

The USA was born in racist violence and furthers racist violence every day.  That fat little coward  Rittenhouse is basically just a clown in the racist rodeo pretending to be American Justice.

Ban guns, ban police, let the bagger remover continue its holy mission, and then America will be a halfway decent place to live.

Jimmy Dore Felt The Heat From That Massive Fisking Over His COVID Lies

Of  course, he continued to cite that quack and liar Malone AND contend falsely that vaccinated people catch and spread the rona as much as unvaxxed assholes, so no change there.  It's sad that Dore fell victim to conservative propaganda.

Libertarians Are The Most Debased And Demented Variety Of Conservative, More Hilariously Pathetic Than The Most Inbred Teabagger

Libertarians are just fucking gross, but without the rip-roaring vulgar wallowing of your average racist bagger.  Libertarians may be more pathetic, but they ain't as much fun because they're so grotesquely stupid and shallow.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

BAGGERS!

Attn. Baggers, Libertarians, Proud Boys, Trump Voters, All Other Racists And GOP Voters: Jesus Just Told Me Herd Immunity Is Better For Y'All

So no need to bother with that shot or anything.  The vaccines will probably turn you into a fag anyway, so better to count on herd immunity like the Iranians have.  Workin' out so far.  Thanks, jesus.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Like, Bourne

Holy Shitballs, Star Trek: Prodigy Is Frakking Wretched, Atmo

The shoulda stuck with Star Trek: Compuserve.  

Somehow, Prodigy manages to be worse than Lower Decks and Discovery while being even dumber and more insulting than Picard.

Alex Kurtzman's abilities to brainlessly sodomize Star Trek without lube or a reacharound are clearly boundless.  J.J. Abrams must be wicked jelly.

De Blasio Wins The Vaccine Mandate

Saving lives so that even the fukkin' Daily News can see it.

Vaccine mandates work.

Kravitz Bowl--JFC

The Best Possible News From San Francisco California USA

Ded bagger.  Ded cop.  Nyce.  The blessed bagger remover is the only thing making America greater again.

Frakkin' Giants

Nobody Likes Bloated Beta-Boy J.D. Vance, Either

Vance is just like Trump: a yuge loser.  Vance can't even waste a dipshit like Thiel's money properly.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Nobody Likes Vile Reactionary Racist Republican Creep Rick Wilson

Nor should they.  Wilson is a disgusting hard-right rock-ribbed racist Republican piece of shit.

This 'Some More News' Thing Has A Real Sam-Seder-Only-Not-Complete-Shit Vibe Goin' These Days

The Bagger Remover Is The Greatest Bagger Story Ever Told

Baggers dying from the rona while everyone else survives is truly the only thing making America greater again.

Praise be.

Libertarians Are To A Man Dumber Than Even Baggers

What's That Sound? Rick Newman Guzzling Rancid Piss From His Beloved Bucket!

Rick Newman loves nothing more than holding the piss bucket for the oligarchy and licking their filthy filthy boots.  

Jesus christ.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The Good Astro

That Bagger Dipshit A A Ron Derserves Every Drop Of The Hilarious Calumny Being Poured Over His Head Right Now

Baggers gonna bag.

Rodgers is a fucking moron, and I hope nobody forgets what  a rancid bagger asshole he is.

Science-Denying Conservatives Are Not Just Anti-Vax Asswipes: 3 Degrees Is Coming For Everyone

The Best Bagging Is When A Bagger Bags Themself Into Prison--Praise Be!

Teabaggers are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

Sometimes it IS a crime to be an asshole.  

Heh, indeedy.

Fun-Filled Video Fisking Of Jimmy Dore's Covid Inanity

The Blessed And Beloved Bagger Remover Is Doing All The Lords' Holy Work

Killin' fuckin' baggers.

Praise be.

Else Sum One

Jesus Hopscotch Chirst And The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Bless The Work These Bagger Idiot Doctors Are Doing To Help Remove Baggers

Florida prob dumber than motherfucking Texas as this point.  It's nice to see such screaming asshole baggers as Robert Malone helping kill off conservatives with sheep dewormer and worthless cures while the sane decent people get vaccinated and live.

The bagger remover and jesus bless you vile racist shitheads.

Praise be.

Down Tha Hall

Smarmy Bagger Halfwit Creep Dave Portnory Should Def Keep Talking His Way Right To Prison

Do the world a favor.  Keep talking.  Another very stable genius at work.  What could possibly go wrong.

A A Ron Rod Gers Is A Moron--Nobody Tell Him It's The Fucking Ivermectin That Causes Infertility

Baggers gonna bag, and Rodger is bagging that fucking tea fast as he can.  The guy is dumber than dog shit.  But he listens to Joe Rogan for medical advice, so...

IT'S THE IVERMECTIN THAT'S PROVEN TO CAUSE INFERTILITY IN ANIMAL USE AND MAY BE A REAL DANGER TO FERTILITY IN MEN, but A A Ron is not exactly gonna listen to reason on this shit cuz he's a bagger retard.  

We are all better off if he never creates more dipshits like him.

Make Me Reel

Remember That $2000 Check On Day One?

I bet a fuckload of the people who sat out in Virginia and New Jersey remember that never got a $2000 check from Rapey Uncle Joe and the rest of the Dems on day one.

Or at all.

Florida Man Is Wasting All The Welfare Money We Give Him On Drugs

Shiftless lazy bastard Florida Man needs to go out and get a fucking job before the bagger remover gets 'em all.  And get vaccinated.  And stop  sucking on the teat of the federal government. 

Qtard Orgy Time

Rick Newman, Neolib, Pissboy, Bootlicker, Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

This might be Newman's most risible horseshit yet.

"Everyone" likes the infrastructure bill?  Oh, really.  Well, that sounds a little like a pissboy guzzling the racist establishment conservative piss while stroking his tiny pecker.

Biden is appeasing "the Left"?  Who the fuck  does Newman think is a leftist?  The anodyne centrist Bernie Sanders>  That's bugfuck crazy.  AOC, Israel stan and loyal supporter of Nancy Pelosi?  Even fucking nuttier. +

Neman might be dumber than dog shit, but he his a loyal tool, always willing to lick the shit off those filthy boots as long as he gets to stroke himself while he does it.

Rabbit's Ran

A A Ron Rod-Gers Is A Dipshit--Fuck Him

Fuck him for being too stupid to get a safe, effective vaccine in the off season.

Fuck him for lying to everyone about it.

That shit should get him released by team, blackballed in the league and then replaced by Colin Kaepernick.

Teefs

Better To Have Murphy Win Than McAuliffe

Phil Murphy got it done.  He's an anodyne centrist corporate Dem, but better than that greasy Clintonite scumbag McAuliffe. 

New Jersey is a fucking shithole, tho.  Why would anybody vote for that guinea bagger Ciattarelli

At Least The Astros Lost

That's somethin'.

India Walton Fucked It Up In Buffalo

It's almost as if these Dem "outsider" candidates are not serious about making the Dems more representative of the voters.  Could they be just full of shit?  We may never know...

Ron DeSantis Has Been The Biggest Corona Loser In America

He is basically a  mass-murder but wants credit as a genius.  A very stable genius.  But Florida has been the worst of the failures during this whole shitshow, and DeSantis is the biggest reason why.

Fallow Thebadoh

Did Any Of The JFKs Make It To Dallas Today? Is Trump President Again? What Is Q Saying?

How's it going at the Dallas bagger jamboree today?  Are any of the Kennedys there?  Maybe that idiot who lost to Markey last year will show.

How are the Qtard baggers gonna handle this?  What will the explanation be?

Is Trump back in office now?

Bugfuck Crazy Bagger Idiot Sharyl Attkisson Was A Mainstream Anchor On CNN And CBS For More Than 20 Years

And she's a bagger lunatic and half-wit.  It's nice that the Free RePubic crowd had this fatuous liar and moron in their corner for all those years on the news tee vee.

All Stove

The Most Beautiful Exceptional America Headline Ever

Kills wife, kids, self.  FREEDUMB.  America is such a fucking shithole.  Jesus. 

Guntards are more disgusting than ass cancer.

Good News From Kristy Swanson--Pray To Jesus It Turns Into GREAT News

Baggers gonna bag.  Anti-vax reactionary fuckers are being removed by the beautiful brave patriotic exceptional bagger remover.  Praise be.

Attn. Baggers And Jimmy Dore Stans And Every Other Asswipe Out There: Vaccine Mandates Work

99+% compliance.  Mandates saves lives.  Mandates get people vaccinated.  Vaccine mandates are the right call to get necessary vaccination rates.  Grow the fuck up, reactionary nitwits.

Hambini Is Making It Harder To Sell $700 Plastic Crap To Upper-Class Cycling Twits Who Need Their Taxes Raised

Sen. Miss Lindsey Graham, The Belle Of The Balls, Is So Butch

Miss Lindsey got his panties in a twist.  He wanted to see some shooting!  So butch.

Political Song for The KHive Slut Queen Kamala Harris to Sing

We Regret To Inform You That The Pope's Arrest Is A False Flag

An error.  Not true.  Bagger insanity.  Like what the fuck is wrong with baggers.  Oh, yeah.

Looks Like The Cops In NY Are Not As Dumb As They Seem

Those fuckin' shitbirds wanna get paid.  Who knew.  It's lookin' like DeBlasio has a W on this one.

Blessed By Godz

Jerry RemDawg Remy Died: Massachusetts FATHER OF THE YEAR Award Will Finally Go To Someone Else Next Year

Jerry Remy was only 68.  Jesus.  Cancer sucks.  Even for a Red Sox guy.

He was a great father, tho.

Too bad that wife of his was such a bad mother!

FBI Director Wray Should Have Been Fired 1 Minute After Rapey Uncle Joe Was Inaugurated

Every Trump appointee and every other Republican should have been removed from office immediately.  No excuse, except for the fact that Dems and the GOP are the same fucking party.  But even a demented old racist bastard like Rapey Uncle Joe should have had enough sense to FIRE TRUMP'S FBI DIRECTOR.

Jesus.

Frank's Burn

Those Corrupt And Senile Old Fools Pelosi, Hoyer, And Clyburn Got Cucked By Ron Klain And Pramila Jayapal

Jesus fucking christ, that's humiliating.  POTUS Ron Klain decided Rapey Uncle Joe wasn't gonna do what Pelosi and idiot minions thought he was gonna do, so they looked even more helpless than usual.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama.

QTard Pedo Sparks Bagger On Bagger Violence At The Free RePubic

So sad.

If baggers can't be QTards in peace, who can be.

Trust the plan.

The storm is coming.

Any day now.

It won't be long.

Really.

Trust Trump.

Thanks, Obama.

Ollie's

This Sounds A Little Too Familiar, Considering It's Essentially November Of 2021 Now

Force the what?

What the vote? 

For christ's sake, never vote for Dems.

Or the GOP, obviously.

Elizabeth Holmes: American Hero

Scamming the grotesque DeVos family has gotta be worth somethin'.  A statue, maybe.  A suspended sentence.  A cupcake.  If any buncha evil bastards ever deserved to be fleeced of every last cent, ti's the fucking Amway cocksuckers the DeVos family.  Homes is an American hero.  Thanks, Trump.

Abandoned Sheltas

Pro Tip: Rapey Uncle Joe Was Always Gonna Suck Huge Moose Cock

And be a vile right-wing piece of shit.  Biden was never intended to actually do anything.  He was there to make sure that the ecosystem of corruption in DC was not endangered in any possible way.

All this Build Back Better nonsense is performative bullshit.

Through The Grace Of The Gods, We Pray That The Bagger Remover Will Have A Bountiful Winter In Idaho

So say we all.

And jesus, too.

The bagger remover works better when the baggers submit to ignorance, insanity, and paranoia.  

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Thanks, Trump.

Oh, Too

Oh, Christ, Jimmy Dore Had Michael Tracey On HIs Show--Talk About Scraping The Bottom

Michael Tracey?  Christ, have some standards.  

You might as well drag out Freddie deBoer.

Who's next, John Cole from Balloon Juice, the Welfare Academia creeps from Lawyers, Guns Y Money, Ragnarock Lobster, Bill Mitchell?  

Nothing will make me watch Sam Seder again, but jesus frakking christ, Dore needs to smarten up just a bit.  Start with no conservatives.  Next no fatuous halfwits like Michael Tracey.

Easy.

Florida Continues To Be The Yugest Coronavirus Failure In The USA

Baggers are so pathetic when they try to claim victory after tens of thousands of murders at the hands of DeSantis and his gang of teabagging nitwits.

California did it right and kept the people of California from dying in all the ways Florida did not.  Now California will benefit from less than total bagger inanity while Florida wallows in DeSantis' rancid incompetence.  DeSantis managed to prove that Newsom was not the worst governor in the country.

The bagger remover has had so much success in Florida because Florida is run by utter fucking bagger morons.  Jesus put DeSantis in office to help kill off the vile racist conservatives in the dumbest state in the nation.

Sad.

Thanks, Trump.

Tom Pigcuck Had Tendonitis Last Season

That's no fun.  Tendonitis sucks.  Makes the training and racing absolute torture.  And when it's your job you can't back off for long.  Must be pretty tough for a Limey.  I'm sure he had the bestest pharmaceutical assistance the UK could scrape up, too.

Eatin' Out

No, Really, Nathan J. Robinson Is One Odd Mofo

His magazine continues, but Robinson has surpassed Grant Petersen of Rivendell as one of our most genuinely strange people, atmo.  That's life in the big city, I guess. 

The New York Times Loves Promoting The Worst Violent Lunatic Baggers

Josephine Valdez is not some rando dipshit teacher's aide in New York; she's a yuge Trumptard lunatic who is an anti-vax and anti-mask activist, but somehow the paper never gets around to disclosing that factoird.  Weird.  Thanks, Obama.

Leavin' Trains Frak

Neo-Nazis, Racists, Bigots, Conservatives, TERFS Are All The Same People On The Same Side

The wrong side.  The baddies.  The racists, bigots, transphobes, bullies always need a target, an other, upon whom they can focus their attacks and create fear of that other in the society.  It's an old fucking game, and the TERFs don't have any new tricks.  Just the same old hate.

Limeys are fucking vile.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Ohio Baggers Get Their Vaccine Questions Answered By Actual Doctors

Will they listen?

Of course not.

Baggers are being removed by the bagger remover because they are literally too stupid to live.

Thanks, Trump.

Another Planet Another Girl

Florida Has Become A Wasteland Of Suffering, Death, And Hilarious Bagger Incompetence--PRAISE BE!

Ron DeSantis managed to go from an incompetent and unqualified teabagging shithead to a mass-murdering shithead without even trying.  Brilliant.  The bagger remover requires the cooperation of screaming bagger morons to do the lords' work.  Thanks, Trump.

Every bagger removed by the brave beautiful patriotic bagger remover is one less Republican voter, and that makes America greater again.

Dems Are Scumbags, So Never Vote For Dems--India Walton Seems Good, Tho

How many times do Americans need to be taught what Ralph Nader tried to teach them.  India Waldon seems okay, but the Dems in general are fucking right-wing scum, so don't vote for any Dems except in very particular cases.

The party of the Rapey Uncle Joe, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton is a party of vile neolib racist cocksuckers.

You Had It

The Fukkin' Sox Lost At Least

The Astros are shit, but they ain't Boston.  The Red Sox losing is probably the only thing making America greater again, atmo.

So, The Coronavirus Vaccines Are Miracles Of Science, Have Essentially Eliminated Deaths, Prevent Infection, And Slow The Spread, But Baggers Are Too Dumb To Believe It

Praise be!

The bagger remover ain't gonna work if baggers get the fucking shots and don't die.

The bagger remover ain't gonna work if baggers stop getting sick.

The bagger remover ain't gonna work if baggers stop spreading the disease to other baggers.

The bagger remover requires baggers to continue to be titanic vile assholes who are literally too stupid to live. 

The real miracle of science is the bagger remover killing dumb fucks because they wanna own the libs.

Brilliant.

Thanks, Trump.

Messo

Chapo Has Issues For Sure, But Tedious Shitlibs Like El Yurman Are Beyond Worthless In Every Regard

Being to too stupid to understand what Liz The Snake Warren did in 2020 to prop up the status quo or pretending to not understand what that treacherous lying bitch did puts you squarely on the side of Obama and Clinton and Rapey Uncle Joe and the rest of the racist neolib scum.  Pretending Sanders online support was anywhere near as toxic as the KHive and the rest of the establishment shitbirds is beyond parody.  Yurman sucks WAY harder than the Chapo guys ever could.  Conservatism is a mental defect, and Yurman is rock-ribbed Dem establishment conservative.

Lil Lisa

Rapey Uncle Joe's Only Political Victory Has Been Burying The KHive Slut Queen Kamala Harris In A Hole So Deep Nobody Can Find Her

President Ron Klain has done a marvelous job icing out Kamala Harris, the KHive Slut Queen.  Other than that, Klain has sucked major ass.  But even senile old Rapey Uncle Joe can see that Harris is less likeable than even Hillary Clinton, so keeping her far away from everything is a solid plan.

The Upper-Class Twits Who Are The Target Demo For Bike Companies Deserve All The Shit They Are Now Forced To Eat

Thank Christ Boris Johnson Is As Comically Incompetent As Donald Trump So That The Bagger Remover Can Also Be The Limey Remover

Praise be!

The lesson here, which neither baggers nor Rapey Uncle Joe will learn, is that if you give up on mitigation efforts and simply declare the rona over, well, you get fucked.

The Limeys have done exactly that.  And Rapey Uncle Joe tried it in the spring.

The other lesson is that natural immunity is bullshit with this virus.  Limeys are catching it over and over, everyone else is catching it over and over, so that horseshit about natural immunity being better can ignored now.P

Pray hard for the bagger remover to remove Limeys too.

Curbon You

Good Thing No Dem Leaders Were Ever Dumb Enough To Elevate Reactionary Scum Like Tim Kaine And Rahm Emanuel To National Prominence

Kinda hard to decide who is the bigger piece of shit, Kaine or Emanuel, but both are vile right-wing bastards.  That's your Democratic Party.  Thanks, Obama.

Bottled Service

Good News From Neil Cavuto, But Jesus Hopsctoch Christ Can Make It GREAT News

The bagger remover has the opportunity to remove that vile bagger Cavuto.  Don't let us down, bagger remover.

The 1312 Project Is The Only Thing That Can Make America Greater Again

Abolish the police.  All. Cops. Are. Bastards.

The 1312 Project.

Hunn E Bear

Hispandex Catholics In Texas Figured Out The Vaccine Thing, But Baggers Are Way Fucking Dumber, Apparently--Praise Be!

Assuming these priests are not diddling little boys, well, then, good job, padres.  Saving lives is a the lords' real work, and these folks managed to figger that shit out.

Free RePubic Baggars Are Mostly Stupid And BORING--Bring Back The Redboards For Some Real Screaming Conservative Insanity And Hate

These Free RePubic fuckers are fucking lame.  We need a vibrant community of Redboards to really keep the unmoderated conservative ignorance, insanity, and hatred alive for our amusement.  Thanks, Obama.

The Bagger Remover Continues Its Holy Mission To Make The World A Better-Smelling Planet

Fewer baggers or less baggers?  Why not both?  Ded baggers are good baggers and good baggers are ded.  Thanks, Trump!

Jay Inslee Woulda Been A Way Better Dem President Than Rapey Uncle Joe

Or a way better VP than the KHive Slut Queen.

Inslee's doing good in Washington, so I guess that's somethin'.

Heal Ix

Good News From Dennis Prager, But Jesus Needs To Make It THE BEST News

This news can get so much better.

Jesus fucking christ and the beautiful brave exceptional American bagger remover need to remove that fucking bagger.  Prase be.

Ted Cruz Is Dumber Than Even The Average Texas Bagger

Jesus christ, even Texas should be embarrassed by Ted Cruz.  When a fucking Bogan can make you look like a fucking asshole without even bothering to put down even one of his beers, you know you're dumber than dog shit.  And that simp Beto O'Rourke couldn't beat him in an election.  Holy shit, Dems are fucking pathetic losers.

A Good Day In Washington: The 1312 Project Marches On!

Bye bye asshole.  Baggers are fucking dumber than dog shit, and cops are the worst baggers out there, so these are the good days watching these dumb bastards quit.  Few cops means more freedom.

Attn. Baggers: The Rona Vaccine Killed Colin Powell!!

Don't get the jab!  It's deadly.  Save yourselves, baggers!

Vile War Criminal Colin Powell Ded: Creepy Uncle Tom Who Tommed From My Lai To Iraq

Woulda been better if he died 80 years ago.  Powell got his start as one of the grossest Toms ever helping to cover up the My Lai massacre.  And then there was the UN.  Fuck him.  He was evil and we all should be glad he's dead.

Seasoning's

Anti-Vax And Anti-Mask Lies Are Bowel Movement Conservatism At Work

The conservatives are lying again, and anyone dumb enough to believe it deserves everything they get.  Fools like Jimmy Dore and the Convo Couchers and all the rest who consider themselves to be on the left or of the Left yet promulgate this insanity should be so much more than ashamed of themselves. 

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Somebody Needs To Take One For The Team And Attempt To Explain To Jimmy Dore And His Dimwit Stans How Science Works And What Peer Reviewed Means: Rogan is Wrong About Everything He Said And Even A Dolt Like Gupta Knows Better

Imagine The Demented Bagger Fucktard Parents Unhinged Enough To Pay For Centner Acadmey

This shit is bugfuck insane even by Florida Man standards.  Baggers are so fucking dumb, but thanks to the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover, Florida is losing vile racist baggers every day.  Praise be.

Racist Teabaggers Are Racist

Stupid AND racist.  The Free RePubic is a bagger cesspool; those baggers are the GOP.

Ivermectin Mandates For Baggers!

All baggers should be dosed with all the Ivermectin until they choke on it by order of law.  Rapey Uncle Joe must institute Ivermectin mandates for every bagger in America immediately!

You Should Not Need Reminding That Rapey Uncle Joe Is A Useless Neolib Piece Of Shit

Rapey Uncle Joe sucks ass.  Of course he exercise power, but he doesn't want to because all his priorities are being supported.  Biden is a senile old racist piece of shit.  And Manchin, Sinema, and Coons are all on HIS side.

Lunatic Fundie Asshole Rob Skiba Has Been Removed By The Bagger Remover

Bye, dickhead.

He ded.  Flat Earther, fundamentalist christian preacher, anti-vax.  This fucker one the crazy bastard jackpot.  The perfect bagger.  Ded.  Praise be.

Not Breaking News: The Bowel Movement Conservatives Were Lying About That Harvard Vaccination Study

Not at all shocking.  The anti-vax and anti-mask movements were racist reactionary bowel movement conservative operations all along.

The paper itself is probably useless, too, in addressing whether higher vaccination rates lower infection rates since the data were all jumbled and inconsistent.  The paper was just a review of other data, so it's certainly not definitive, but that did not stop the conservatives from lying about it anyway.

Sorry Jimmy Dore stans.  You were duped again.

This Dune Thing Is Bagger Or Even Libertarian Levels Of Dumb

Jesus christ, are editors no longer a thing?  Dune is what it is, but suggesting a filmmaker make a movie they want to be a faithful adaptation of a book but say they need to completely change everything is some kinda stupid shit I would expect to hear from Bret Weinstein or whoever.  

The Trump Piss Tape Was Always Real

Trump keeps telling everyone, but nobody wants to believe it.  But of course it's real.  Trump's been a pissboy all his life.

1986 Was 35 Years Ago

According To The Unhinged Baggers, Trump, The Lardy Moist Orange Man With The Comically Misshapen Undersized Dick, Is A Tough, Battle Hardened MMA Combatant

The fundamental law of the universe: baggatron cocksuckers are dumber than dog shit.

Imagine being so demented that you honestly believed Trump was some sort of strong, masculine tough guy and not the weak old fat wet orange boy he's always been.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Florida Is A Bagger Shithole, But Now With Fewer And Fewer Baggers Every Day

Including children.  Brilliant.

Florida should be ashamed to exist in this condition, but Florida Man is not big on learnin' or thinkin' or healthy or hygiene, so if you have a functioning brain, stay the fuck outa Florida. 

But even though they were only baggers, Ron DeSantis should be executed for mass murder regardless.