Tuesday, January 24, 2023

5 Fewer Baggers--A Good Start

Hard to feel bad about this.

Fewer baggers makes America greater again.  Hopefully none of these vile idiots had bred yet. 

Inshallah.

Jackson Hole Bible College.

JFC.

These people are diseased filth.  Christians are antithetical to a just and sane society.  Now they are ded.

Heh, indeedy.

Under his eye.

No. More. Police.

Abolish the police.

Cops are evil.

No good cops.

ACAB.

The 1312 Project.

All The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Americans Heartily Encourage Ooze And Mastriano And McCormick To Run Against Casey

Yah, boys!

Fuck yeah!

Do it!

It would be great to see all those fucking losers run against an incumbent Senator, even if that Senator is a piece of shit like Casey.

Yuge, yuge fukkin' losers.

Inshallah.

Sport Combien

Sunday, January 22, 2023

Thank The Gods That Free RePubic Baggers Will Always Be Dumber Than Dogshit

The blessed holy bagger remover will never stop removing these hilariously stupid motherfuckers.

It is truly making America greater again.

Under his eye.

The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Is The Glory Of The Gods' Love

Baggers are dumber than dog shit and we pray that so many more will be removed after this hoedown.

The blessed holy bagger remover removed Diamond and soon Silk will be ded too because jesus loves us too fucking much.

Every ded bagger makes America greater again.

Praise be!

A Timely Reminder That Matty Yglesias Is A Fine Way To Remember That There's Nothing Dumber Than A Rich Kid At Harvard

Harvard runs on failson loser idiots like Matty Yglesias.

Sad.

Thanks, Larry Summers.

Single Klub

Thursday, January 19, 2023

Not Breaking News: Fewer Guns, Fewer Shootings; Less Guns, Less Ded--It's Time To Enforce The 2nd Amendment

Well-regulated means laws.  Militia means army.  The 2nd Amendment is about the army's guns.

There is no right to own or carry a gun in the US Constitution.

Conservatives are liars.

Conservatives are also dumber than dog shit.

Take the guns.

All of them.

With few guns, there will be fewer shootings.  Less ded kids.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Live constitutionally.

The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Never Works Alone

Plenty of screaming retards and dumb motherfucking baggers have helped the beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover remove baggers ded for more than three years now!

Praise be!

If You Are A Child And Your Mom Consults TikTok To Decide If You Can Sleep Over A Little Friend's House, KYS

And her.

You're toast.

JFC.

Too stupid to live territory.

It's time for plan family annihilator.

Tesla Has Always Been An Intelligence Test

And sooooo many assholes failed.

Elron Musk is dumber than Erik Trump.

Hard To Believe Carly Midgley's Novel Was Waayyy Too Long

Jesus.

I'm dealing with grief just reading this fucking thing and needing several hours.

Too long, who cares: cancer sux, dad's ded.

Christ.

David's Wish?

Thursday, January 12, 2023

Wednesday, January 11, 2023

Red Letter Media Makes The Papers With 'Nukie'

Nukie.

Sad.

Thanks, Rich Evans.


Donald Trump Is An Intellectual Giant Of Conservatism, Easily The Equal Of L Ron Hubbard And Elron Musk

Scientologists and baggers are equally retarded.

Just like christians and jews, only more hilarious if that's possible.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

That Gavin Rossdale Limey Won The Gwen Stefani Lottery--When She Left

Christ that girl is an idiot.

And annoying as fuck.

The best part of that dumb band she was in was her brother.

Who left the band because he couldn't stand her.

Smart.

Bush guy took longer to wise up.

Don't Worry, You're Still Not As Big A Fuckup As Thurston Moore

Don't even try.

Not gonna happen.

You might be a loser, but you didn't lose what Thurston Moore had.

You might be an asshole, but you're not as big an asshole as Thurston Moore is.

You might suck AND blow, but you don't suck AND blow the rancid dog dick that Thurston Moore does.

So there's that.

When You Live In The Least Expensive Cabin On The SS Manhattan

But you're 21 so it's exactly like living at college if your college had bad senior housing.

That's racing.

Country Music Is Bad For You

Saturday, January 7, 2023

Not Breaking News: Thurston Moore Is A Titanic Asshole

Didn't anybody think of Mark Ibold.

Christ.

What a dumb mutherfukker Thurston Moore is, though Jim O'Rourke has something to answer for, certainly.  Moore had it all and fucked up.  Sure, you suck, but you're just some rando loser and not the guy in Sonic Youth.

No matter what, all of us can say "Well, I'm not as big a fuckup as Thurston Moore".

Unless, well, you know...

Walter Presents: Wout Van Aert Is A Fukkin' Beast

Pro Tip: Every Conservative Is A Closet Case, Probably

The louder a bagger brays about globohomo, the bigger the assurance that they are gay as fuck.

Matt Schlapp is not the only one.

Of course if you were married to Mercedes Schlapp, you would crave the dick, too.

Ugly fucking nasty cunt.

Sad.

Thanks, Clinton.

TWIV: Jimmy Dore Is Still A Grotesque Imbecile