Hard To Be The Inhuman Again

Excellent Profile Of Cecile Ravanel By Matt Wragg On Pinkbike

This is a step up from most of the content on Pinkbike.  Ravanel is a friggin' hell of a bike rider.  Damn.  Interesting intel on the cycling scene, coaching and whatnot in France as well.  Not sure who Matt Wragg is, but this article is definitely worth anyone's time, atmo.

The Vile Racist Baggy Fucks At Free RePubic Are Frothing Over In Fear Of Trump's Frailty

Heh.  The baggatron cocksuckers at Free RePubic and beyond are boiling over in frothy fear of Trump's frail incompetence and inherent cuck mindset.  The lies racist conservative baggers tell themselves are fucking hilarious, and when their fat wet orange boy loses to Rapey Uncle Joe Biden, well, that's gonna be the ultimate humiliation for baggers and Trump and all the racist shitstains in the GOP.  Thanks, Trump!

MEE-KONS

Nifty Essay From Brianna Rennix On Gender From The Lovely And Talented Current Affairs Magazine

Yes, quite good.  The essay really starts rocking when the author begins pummeling the vile TERFs.  Good fun.  Well worth a read.

Moment Airy

Now's The Time For The Baggers To Pay The Coronavirus Idiot Tax

If not now, when?  The beautiful brave coronavirus is surging through the bible belt and all the way through Texas to Arizona.  The baggatron cocksuckers think it's a hoax, a Chinese flu, or whatever, so let us pray to jesus fucking christ that the wonderful patriotic COVID-19 decides to finally become the bagger remover we have all been hoping for.  If any or all of the gods love us, politics will finally come home to roost for the racist morons in the motherfucking GOP.  Amen.

Chris Hayes Gets It, Atmo: Trump Should Resign, But Remember The Inexcusable Failures Of Obama, Bush, Clinton

Bush, Reagan...All those sorry motherfuckers had the good luck to not be stuck in the middle of the coronavirus, but Obama's tenure was an abject, inexcusable failure, and George W. "Retardboy" Bush was a gods-damned mass-murdering war criminal.  That fat fuck Bill Clinton was a serial rapist just like Trump.

Regardless, the Dems should make Trump's failure a coordinated call to resign.  Obviously, Pelosi and her lieutenants shouldn't be involed, nor the Biden campaign inner circle, but the rest of the Dems and their allies in the media should make this call to resign a relentless, unceasing attack on Trump and every racist GOP shitbag who supports him.

The Dems won't, of course, and Biden would be/will be worse than Trump is mental acuity is at all important to occupying the White House, but winning is winning, and the Dems are losers.

Mixin'

Florida Man Is Fucked

Faith in the coronavirus is not the path to enlightenment, but the COVID-19 is doing the lords' work in the Sunshine State.  Plenty of those racist fuckfaces are gonna get sick and die, so, good times.

Choate's Own Little Jimmy Surowiecki Will Always Be A Neolib Simp Pissboy

Fisking Little Jimmy Surowiecki will always be easy as cake.  That fucking comically undersized stooge is a gods-damned imbecile.  Choate has gotta be way more ashamed of Little Jimmy than they ever were ashamed of Chip Lowry, Chuck Timlin, or Adam Hardej, let alone all the herpes and the raping and the vintage boy diddling.  Atrios has a grand time drivin' by with all the fisking, too.

Ballot Results

IF Charles Booker Wins The Primary AND The Dems Take The Senate, McConnell Will Lose To Booker In November

McGrath stands no shot against McConnell in any year--she's fucking vile, but IF Booker wins this primary, AND the Dems take the Senate, Booker will beat McConnell in November.  Etch that in motherfrakking stone.

Bark Wicked More

Donald Trump Is A Ded Man Walkin'

His staff treats him like he's a mentally-defective toddler.  This is so fucking satisfying on so many levels, but it would be even better if Biden can somehow lose as well.  America is fucking boned, but it will be more than a little fun to watch Trump be humiliated in November.

Santorum's Fucking Gross

Bob Mould Hearts Trump Or Maybe Not

Liz The Snake Warren Reminds You She Is A Fucking Republican

Every single thing The Snake says about Hickenlooper is a lie.  Warren is a piece of shit.  Primary this bitch in 22 and Never Biden.

Also A Very Bad Day For The Lunatic Bagging Fucktards At Free RePubic

Oh my, the butthurt!  AOC!  Chicoms!  Teenagers!!  It's all too much for the wilting cucks at the Free RePubic.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

After Trump's Historic Humiliation In Tulsa, Today Is A Very Rough Day For Bill Mitchell

Sad.  Suddenly the taste of Trump's dirty asshole is not so sweet for Billy.  Thanks, Obama!

Sr. Garbage Ape Unleashes A Deadly Drive-By Fisking Of Well-Known Simp Erik Loomis

Heh.  Welfare academia is a scourge on all the people.  Remember folks, don't send you kids to schools filled with teachers who came from non-competitive colleges and universities if you can possibly help it.  Sad.

Billz

June 19th Presented By Donald J. Trump

The Klobmonster Really Is A Heinous Bitch

See you next Tuesday, Klobmonster.  It's great when all these neolib scum chew each other to pieces.  Klobmonster is a piece of shit, and Warren is fucking worse.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Never Biden.

Matt Gaetz Is One Sick Motherfucker

There's some gross shit going on with that pervert Matt Gaetz.  All conservatives are pedos and abusers.  Teabagging is not for children when you are a grown-ass congressman doing the bagging or being bagged.  Jesus.

R There?

What If Hers Was Enough

Abolish The Police

These pussy cops are toxic garbage.  Defund these assholes into non-existence.  Patrolman Karen can go fuck herself.  Shake Shack and Micky D's are showing us the way...

16 June, 1904

From Los Angeles.  The world is certainly an interesting place.

Bloomsday

Kid's Bopp

Black Lives Sabbath

Tom Morello is the merch director for Black Sabbath now.

Politico Of All Places Tells The Truth About Seattle

Well, shit, that was unexpected.  Eric Scigliano pushes back against the Fox "News" bullshit.  You really do love to see it.  Good for these folks in Seattle.  They are scaring the shit out of the squares and conservatives and other vile people, and that's fucking beautiful.

Tips On How To Protest As A Bougie Kid With A Burner Phone

From The Intercept.  But not Lee Fang at The Intercept.  Anywho, even Robert Heinlein knew it was a good thing to fuck with the collection of personal data, so if you are a rich kid and can afford a bougie burner phone and shit, it's a good way to play.  Snowden's friends have you covered.  There's even a video.

All The Bastard Cops Are Liars, Too

Fucking pussies.  Abolish and defund these motherfuckers once and for all.  Cops are a racist terror army who also happen to be yuge pussies.  Time to take out that nasty trash.

So Not So

Nathan J. Robinson Uncorks A Robust Fisking Of Matt Taibbi

Well done, sir.  One must always remember that Taibbi has a bit of that contrarian dipshit in him too.  Add to that his personal beef with The Intercept and a dislike of much of the striver club, and, well, he is not making a whole bunch of sense with that shit.  Taibbi has done excellent work in the past and might very well do so in the future, but he needs to learn that if you find yourself on the same side as a neolib or other conservative, but especially defending a grotesque (and openly fascist) Bill Kristol creation like Tom Cotton, you done fucked up son.  Sr. Robinson takes him out back for a bit of the old rhetorical ultraviolence and drops a nice fisking right on his head. 

Conservatives Are Mostly Too Dumb To Be Corn Cobs

Jesus, if you're a reactionary bagger fuckwit, never tweet.  In fact, never do anything.  Just find a teabagging island somewhere and banish yourselves.  Christ.

Political Song for Libertarian Ignatius J. Reilly Cosplayers to Sing

Hambini On Campag, Plus Bonus Wider Tires Are NOT Faster Content

Heh.  Sr. Hambini is right about those tires, tho.

Sometimes Glenn Greenwald Can't Help Being A Libertarian Contrarian Dipshit

Greenwald did get his start all those years ago as a Libertarian Boy, so none of this is ever a surprise.  But Glenn Greenwald the libertarian contrarian is as dumb as every libertarian and every bit as simplistic and soft-headed.

There's no "liberal consensus".  Nobody with a brain thought protests were "safe".  But that is not the nature of protests, and Greenwald should know that, but Libertarian Boy...

A bunch of drunk, unmasked MAGAtards stuffed into an arena or licking each others' eyeballs at a pool party is not the same as a protest where people are taking precautions and understand the risks, and Greenwald should know that, but Libertarian Boy...

Lockdowns may impose suffering on people, but let's not get all drama queen.  Unchecked disease spreading throughout the population, infecting young and old without any way to stop it also causes suffering, and Greenwald should know that, but Libertarian Boy...

The lockdowns and stay-at-home orders need not have caused much suffering at all, and, in fact, the majority of the suffering was do to a lack of leadership.  Suffering was mitigated in some places and exacerbated in others due to the colossal failure of conservative governments in countries such as the United States, UK, and Brazil.  Nobody needed to go hungry or lose their jobs or get sick without care, but they surely did.  This was not because of the lockdowns, and Glenn Greenwald should know that, but Libertarian Boy...

Christ, Now We Know Ben Shapiro's Sister Is As Gross And Talentless As He Is

Fuck dude, that sucks huge moose cock.  That poor ugly girl can't sing worth shit.  No, seriously, that shit is embarrassingly terrible.  Ben Shapiro might not be the most risible fraud in that fucking family.  Jesus.

Gods Damn, Trump Is Frail And Feeble Orange Dotard

That disgusting fat fuck can barely fucking walk.  Jesus christ.  He needs two fucking hands to handle a small glass of water, too.  How is that sack of shit still getting around?  His head is pointed down, and he's staring at the spot where his foot is supposed to go; he also only moves one foot at a time like some sort of fucking blind cripple.  It looked at first like the WP Komandant was holding Trump upright down the ramp, but I guess he was just sticking close enough to grab him in case of collapse.  The entire world is laughing at the sad old syphilitic blubbery buffoon Donald Trump.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama.

A 1312 Overture

Harry Potter Fans Are Generally Awful People

Those books suck. J.K. Rowling is a shitty writer and a vile human being.  Read something good.  Hate on Rowling as much for wretched books as you should for her inane bigotry.  Seriously, she sucks.  Fuck her.  Vox blows dog, too.  Just sayin'.

In Gloves

Fat Orange Dotard Trump Gets Cucked By Blackro Americans And Their Juneteenth

CUCK!  If Trump can't stand up to a bunch of shiftless, ungrateful minorities on their ghey little slavery holiday in Tulsa Fucking Oklahoma, what fucking good is he?

The Disappointing 2020 Intense Primer

And not because it is plastic.  Intense hasn't been a manufacturer in a while now.  And not because it is VPP crap.  And not because it is available with 700C wheels--the yellow 29er is the best looking.  Or that dumb mullet.  Nope, this is a new bike for Intense this year, and holy shit, it is not good.  The geometry is not only not class-leading, it's barely keeping up, and the standover height is around FOUR INCHES higher than comparable bikes and that necessitates short droppers.  Jesus.  Add to that the overstretched 150 mm Fox 34, even on the $7000 version, and you have a fucking disaster.  It's been 20 fucking years since Intense was the best bike you could buy.  Sad.

It's Seems That Ainsley Earhardt Has Been Playing Hide The Tiny Mushroom Tip On Hannidate

Naughty.  Hannity's ex musta been so happy when he stopped trying to get on her once he started porking that Fox "News" whore. 

Oh My, Melaria Trump Is A Yuge Cheap Whore

Well, isn't that fucking hilarious.  So it turns out Melaria is a lying sack of shit and more scabrous than the average two-bit whore.  She has lied about everything her entire life and used Trump's election and presidency to renegotiate her prenup with the fat orange dotard.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Sram Eagle MegaRange: Those Geniuses At Sram Want You To Put A 70s Road Racing Big Chainring On Your Rear Wheel

That's not too fucking ugly or anything.  Christ.  52 teeth was a classic Record road racing chainring, and now it's going on the back wheel of your full suspension mountain bike.  The inanity boggles the mind.  At least Shimano kept their grotesque megarange clusters with an idiotic giant 10-tooth jump to the lowest gear on cheap mountain bikes.  Thanks, Sram.

Donald Trump Is A Yuge Pussy And So Much Dumber Than Dog Shit

Heh.  It's great that Trump uses his multi-trillion dollar societal infrastructure to do all the fucking legwork necessary for some rando Limey to utterly humiliate him in front of potentially the entire fucking world for the rest of human history.  I hope this exchange winds up in the history text used around the world once the USA is nothing but a wretched memory.  Jesus, what a fucking idiot.

Nobody In The Fucking Universe Likes Kamala Harris Is A Cop

Harris is a fucking monster.  Kamala and her KHive reactionary shitheads are the scum of the motherfrakking earth.  Never, ever, no way Biden.  Or Harris.  Jesus, people, have some self-respect.  Nice to see the papers doing their best to destroy her chances of being Rapey Uncle Joe's VP.

Regrats

A New Short-Travel Spot FS Bike: How Long Till It Breaks In Half And Tries To Kill You?

From the people who had one good idea: the Tri-Align cantilever.

Spot is not Spot Brand.  Spot Brand is long gone.  They were cool.

Rebellion Is Just Like Witchcraft: Antifa Is In League With Satan

Sounds good to me.  Andy Ngo is the little fascist pussy who got brained by a milkshake!  BLM and Antifa are doing so much to make America great, finally.  Unlike that fat orange dotard and his Nazi daycare kids.

Joe Bidens Implores You To Never Vote For Joe Biden!

Joe Biden will be far more dangerously conservative than Trump's incompetent Nazi stooges.  For the love of christ, never, ever vote for Biden.

It's Cute That The Sturgis Biker Pussies Think Antifa And BLM Are Nancy Boys On Scooters

Sad.  Will Miss Lindsey and his ladybugs be going this year?  The "outlaw bikers" would be very surprised as they were getting beaten or shot if Antifa and BLM really wanted to end the not-at-all-gay Sturgis cosplay convention.  Luckily there's nobody more easily gulled than a meth-head teabagger, so the "outlaw biker" cosplayers will believe anything...

When You've Been Doing This For 45 Years And Still Can't Play And Sing At The Same Time

Hooky's singing is fine, really.  Better than fine on some of this material, it's just funny that...

Creepy Little Ginger Incel Dunces Like Dave Cullen Can't Even Understand Dumb Movies

Jesus, this bleating dolt didn't understand anything that made that flick fun.  Hilariously on point that Cullen didn't like Ruby Rhod.  Degeneracy.  Ok, incel.  Cullen def doesn't know how to find the clitoris...

1312: Defund The Motherfuckers And Never Vote For Joe Biden

Abolish the fucking police.  All cops are bastards, and remember to never vote for Joe Biden.

Ladybug Central

Lindsey Graham loves him some cocks.  His ladybugs love freedom and teabagging!  Go Cocks!

Baby Blue

QTards And Christians Are Fucking Demented

Jesus actual fucking christ, these people are sick motherfuckers.  I mean lunatics are generally fun to laugh at, so the mighty General helps us all out.

Getit

Breaking Character: Truly Excellent Hambini On Racism And White Privilege In Cycling And On YouTube

Neovintage Reminder From Natasha Lennard That All Cops Are Bastards

1312, my dude.  Seriously, abolish these motherfuckers with extreme prejudice. 

Say, Say

2018 Kona Process 165

What, no plastic version?  On the one hand, this bike is kinda ridiculous because the Process 153 is so good at everything, but on the other hand, the Transition Patrol exists as do plenty of other seemingly ludicrous mountain bikes...

Anthony Brennan III: What's This Guy's Handle On The Serotta Forum

Colker? 1centaur? Bruce K? joosttx? William? jamesdak? fignon's barber? 93legendti? Zombie Jack Brunk?  You know he's one of those horrible reactionary pussies: beating up kids and licking the boots of cops are hallmarks of the sort of wretched cowardly right-wing bastards you find on the Serotta Forum.  Anthony Brennan III is a brave beautiful Serotta Forum upper-class twit.

Miss Lindsey Graham's Ladybugs Are Making America Greater Again

Truly the greatest story ever told.  Ladybugs are true and love America.  MAAGGGAAAA!

Your Patients

2009 Kona Dawg Supreme

Thank the gods for the Process.

Hillary Clinton Lost To Donald Trump: Hilldos, PUMAs, KHive, Neolibs Are Toxic

Hillary Clinton is a cunt.  She lost to a fat orange dotard after 16 years and billions spent on winning; she couldn't even stop Sanders without the entire party infrastructure working overtime.  And she lost.  Never again.  Never Biden.

Sorry Not

1984 Sammontana De Rosa

Sold, I guess.

Sweet Lite

Weird Little Incel Losers Are Too Dumb To Understand Why Star Trek: Picard Sucked

Hopeless Right-Wing Dummy Scott Adams Sez: All Conservatives Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

Dog shit.  Unhinged dolt Scott Adams is a racist, reactionary moron.  He's a screaming imbecile.  A perfect conservative.

Reactionary Dunce Matt Walsh Sez: All Conservatives Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

Racist right-wing assholes are stupid as fuck.  This is probably the most important thing to know about America.  Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Christ, Counselor Troi Just Fucking Wrecked Famously Fatuous Lin-Manuel Miranda

Jesus.

1312

1312

Rose

Hard Times

Hannidate Time! Did Sean Hannity's Divorce Have Anything To Do With Bill O'Reilly's Ladyboys?

Was Hannity addicted to Indochinese ladyboys, too?  Or did Hannity's wife recently discover what her clitoris was?  That the average size of a grown man's dick was not 3/5ths of an inch at full erection?  Musta been something like that.

Fuckin' Twits

Jesus.  Twits know nothing about anything, including Mr. Nagasawa's bikes.  White people are the worst.

Never Get Old

Bunker Boy? Jesus, Trump Is A Yuge Pussy

The world laughs at Trump for being a yuge pussy and hiding in the bunker like the beta cuck he is.  Nobody respects that fat orange coward.  Christ.

Krist Novoselic, Delete Your Account

What a maroon.  You know Novoselic is an old because he's using Facebook.  Also never tweet.  Novoselic is a libertarian boy because he loves his Kurt Cobain money and doesn't want to have to have his taxes raised and need to work.  Now it's time for him to go away forever.  K. 

Aaron Maté Spiking The Ball With Matt Taibbi And Katie Halper

A-A Ron Maté is having a bunch of fun.  It's great when he kicks FBI stooge and striving pissgirl Marcy Wheeler.  And of course the opprobrium poured like warm diarrhea all over Chris Hayes.  Heh, indeedy.

Racist Asswipe Steve King Is Sick To Death Of So Much Fucking Winning

Later, bitch.  The idiot who won is not much better, but fucking grotesque racist teabagger Steve King is out, and that's pretty fucking gucci.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Police Truckin'

Xpedo Pedals?? Xpedo!?

Who the fuck named this company?  Sweet fucking jesus.  I guess we should be glad they are currently pedos, atmo.  Christ.

Shoot 2 Thrill

All. Cops. Are. Bastards.  It's time to take out the trash, America.  Rise up.

Ell No

Fun Drive-By Fisking Of Screeching Teabagger And War Whore Lara Logan

Lara Logan is Xeni Jardin-levels of fruity nutcake.  Even a Libertarian Boy gets in on the fisking!  It would be wrong to forget that Logan got beaten and raped almost to death and returned as a fucking loon.  Still she got fired from CB Fucking S for lying and is now an insane teabagging fuckface on Fox "News".  I mean, the poor woman is completely fucking unhinged at this point.  She might as well be Xeni Jardin or a Biden voter instead of a demented, squealing Qtard.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Nothing Ever Burns Down By Itself

Fucker Swanson Chicken Dinner Carlson Can Feel The Danger

Carlson knows he might meet his end like an expired frozen dinner left in oven for hours and hours.  Let us pray.

There Will Never Be Any Excuse For That Fucking Hair Mr. Holland

Climate Change, Mountain Biking, And The Future

Not a bad short series from BIKE Magazine.  This is not something you expect most folks to get easily, atmo, and there is always resistance from baggers and other reactionary fuckfaces, but kudos to Matt Coté and the group for the efforts.  It's worth it to read through sections; there are plenty of recognizable names from back in the day and shit, too.

BIKE Magazine is still in print, sort of, too.  That's weird.

How To Protest The Hong Kong Way: Organization Is Important

Fantastic News From A Richmond On Fire

Burning this shit makes life worth living.  Maybe something good will come of this in the end.  Burning the Daughters of the Confederacy building is an excellent start.

All Cops, Even Nick Slater's HS Buddy, Are Bastards

Neo-vintage Current Affairs from 2018.  Nick Slater gets really far into the weeds of what to do about cops and murder and policing and lots of other shit.  Well worth reading.  And, as always, all cops are bastards.

Biden Voters Are Every Bit As Demented As These Lunatic Teabaggers

Baggatron cocksuckers are dumber than dog shit.  This dude talking about Soros is an excellent actor.  The baggers, though, are hopelessly deranged.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Theresa